Little Bird

(Note: If you can do a slight German accent for this, that would be lovely.)

*slight echo effect* Columbia? Little bird, where are you? *echo effect fading away, replaced with sadness* Oh, Columbia, come here darling. I'm so sorry about Eddie, I know how much you cared for him. Hush, you, just let me hold you for a little bit. Riff Raff's making dinner and the Doctor is seeing how our guests react to..stimuli. So, it's just you and me.

My darling Columbia..do you know that you're one of the few hu-*shutting up, as though hiding something* ..one of the few *people* I like? You've been nothing but kind to me. You've comforted me everytime I've missed my home, and for that, I'm eternally grateful, little bird. I'm so lucky to have you. I'm lucky, Riff's lucky, we're all lucky! *laughing, fading away as she hears Columbia speak* Yes..yes, all except Eddie. *forehead kiss* Once again, I'm so sorry, Columbia.

*pause, then, seductively* Perhaps you need a distraction. Oh come on, Columbia, a little fun will ease your grief. Okay, darling? *chuckles* Good.

*kissing* *commandingly* Columbia, lay down on the bed, and open your mouth. The good Doctor taught me a new trick the other night, and I want to practice it with you. Something involving numbers and such *spank* I said open your mouth, young lady! It's not nice to disobey me. It might bring forth..ill consequences. *chuckles* Good little bird.

*oral sex, with little hints of Magenta's commands ('spread wider', 'moan for me', ecetera) until orgasm...eight scripts written and I still can't write sex. One day! One day.*

*deep breaths, then, with a few small kiss noises* Good little bird. Now, how about you go get cleaned up, go put on those cute little Mickey Mouse ears you love so much, and then we'll check in on our little captives. I'll even let you paint my nails if you wish. *chuckles* Just remember, don't be brash when we see the Doctor again. I know you miss Eddie, but you can't have any outbursts. You don't know what he's capable of. Promise that you won't do anything silly, okay? *chuckles* Good girl. Now go.

*whispering to self* Don't worry, little bird. You'll be free soon, off to Transsexual, Transsylvania with me. And there, I shall teach you the *true* Time Warp. *laughter* Now, let's find little Janet and Brad, shall we?