[S] Kazuma: Mob Grinding

==BEGIN==
Kazuma
"Alright, time to do some mob grinding!"
"HEY HIGH LEVELLED ENEMIES! I NEED LOOT!"
DM_TZIVOS
And like a collection of ancient greek sailors flocking to a siren's call, monsters begin heeding your call
the ground shakes as a giclops with a body composed of meteoric material wielding a bigass knife climbs up the spiderweb and shows up in front of you
* Kazuma smiles.
DM_TZIVOS
roll intiative
Kazuma
"Hello future experience."
!Roll 1d20+8
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {27}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d20-2
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20-2 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {3}
DM_TZIVOS
you go first
Kazuma
Time to test out this sweet new gear.
First of all, Kaz fires a shot of her Super Crate-ive Star Bitsol.
!Roll 1d20+8 to hit
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {21}
DM_TZIVOS
hit
Kazuma
!Roll 1d3 to see what magazine type.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d3 --> [ 1d3=3 ] | {3}
Kazuma
Nuts, that's not great in a 1v1.
!Roll 4d6+8 damage in a 5ft AOE.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4d6+8 --> [ 4d6=17 ] | {25}
DM_TZIVOS
The bullet connects with the giclops' chest and explodes, carving out a small chunk of meteor
Kazuma
Next, Kaz runs up to the big ol' sack of loot, and stabs it with Mr. Bone's Wacky Text Tones.
!Roll 1d20+8 to hit
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {21}
DM_TZIVOS
hit
Kazuma
!Roll 5d6+8 damage.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 5d6+8 --> [ 5d6=19 ] | {27}
Kazuma
"Probably best to not use the soul-costing mode yet, eh buddy?"
DM_TZIVOS
the rapier carves into the giclops, removing more chunks of meteor
Kazuma
If giclops-bro isn't gonna respond, then end turn.
DM_TZIVOS
The giclops slowly opens its mouth, its sheer size seemingly tiring it out before it can even speak, "Hurt... Kill..."
Kazuma
"Wow, the developers are really creative with this one."
DM_TZIVOS
It jumps 50 feet in the air and comes plummeting down toward you
!roll 1d20+7
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {9}
Kazuma
Assuming it targets AC, miss.
DM_TZIVOS
but it horribly miscalculates its trajectory and lands with an explosion 30 feet away from you
your turn
Kazuma
"Dude, watch out for my house."
"I need that."
* Kazuma fires her Super Crate-ive Star Bitsol, then minor action to reload.
Kazuma
!Roll 1d20+8 to hit.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {9}
Kazuma
Well nuts.
DM_TZIVOS
Your shot goes wide and ends up blowing up a chunk out of a far away candle
Kazuma
"Ah, oops!"
"Sorry Aña!"
End turn.
DM_TZIVOS
The giclops lumbers into melee range and swings its massive fists at you
!roll 1d20+7
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {25}
Kazuma
That's a hit.
DM_TZIVOS
we're both looking at your char sheet, so we already knew that
!roll 2#2d6+7 damage
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#2d6+7 -->  | [ 2d6=6 ]{13}, [ 2d6=7 ]{14}
DM_TZIVOS
27 total
Kazuma
"Oof!"
"Nice one, I'll say!"
"Not gonna make it easy on me, huh?"
DM_TZIVOS
the giclops' fists land with an immense impact
it smirks with its fat face
your turn
* Kazuma fires the Bitsol again.
Kazuma
!Roll 1d20+8 to hit
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {10}
DM_TZIVOS
hit
Kazuma
I'll take it.
!Roll 1d3 for ammo
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d3 --> [ 1d3=3 ] | {3}
Kazuma
Again, dang.
!Roll 4d6+8 damage.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4d6+8 --> [ 4d6=13 ] | {21}
DM_TZIVOS
the round explodes on impact, blowing off more chunks of meteor
Kazuma
Next up, tentacle/bone/heart/whatever stab.
!Roll 1d20+8 to hit.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {23}
DM_TZIVOS
hit
Kazuma
!Roll 5d6+8 damage.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 5d6+8 --> [ 5d6=20 ] | {28}
DM_TZIVOS
You carve out more meteor with your rapier, and the giclops begins to stumble around weakly
* Kazuma matches the giclops' previous smirk with her own.
Kazuma
"You're not too good at being a miniboss, are you?"
End turn.
DM_TZIVOS
"Quiet.... Kill... You..."
The giclops remembers it has knives and tries slicing at you with them
Kazuma
"No, screw you!"
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d20+7
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {11}
DM_TZIVOS
but misses
Kazuma
"Miniboss, do more miniboss things!"
DM_TZIVOS
it tries intimidating you with a mean glare
!roll 1d20+3 vs insight roll
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {15}
Kazuma
!Roll 1d20+1 insight.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {16}
Kazuma
Wew lads.
DM_TZIVOS
the giclops makes a very mean glare, but you see right through it
your turn
* Kazuma finishes off the last of her rounds in her Bitsol.
Kazuma
!Roll 1d20+8 to hit.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {22}
DM_TZIVOS
hit
Kazuma
!Roll 4d6+8 damage.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4d6+8 --> [ 4d6=11 ] | {19}
DM_TZIVOS
The round explodes and blows off even more chunks of meteor
Kazuma
Minor action to reload with some kind of ammo. She really should consider labelling these things, but then where's the fun in that?
End turn.
DM_TZIVOS
The giclops tries swinging its knives at you again
!roll 1d20+7
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {14}
DM_TZIVOS
but misses once more
It tries shooting you another mean glare
!roll 1d20+3 vs. insight roll
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {6}
Kazuma
!Roll 1d20+1 insight.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {18}
DM_TZIVOS
it makes a silly face instead
your turn
Kazuma
"D'aww."
"Comic relief!"
She do the pewpew thing.
!Roll 1d20+8 to hit.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {11}
DM_TZIVOS
hit
Kazuma
!Roll 1d3 for ammo.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d3 --> [ 1d3=2 ] | {2}
Kazuma
Ayy, something new!
!Roll 4d6+8 damage.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4d6+8 --> [ 4d6=18 ] | {26}
Kazuma
5/6 rounds left.
DM_TZIVOS
your shot blasts off a chunk of meteor from the giclops' face, and it's barely standing after recovering
Kazuma
"Want me to put you out of your misery?"
"I can almost physically see your health bar blinking red."
DM_TZIVOS
"Kill... Quiet..."
Kazuma
"You got it!"
!Roll 1d20+8 for rapier stab.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {19}
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {19}
Kazuma
!Roll 5d6+8 damage.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 5d6+8 --> [ 5d6=15 ] | {23}
DM_TZIVOS
you decapitate the giclops with a single, swift strike
Kazuma
"Quiet enough for ya?"
DM_TZIVOS
gain 825 exp
DM_TZIVOS
gain 1662 build, 505 T1, 168 T2, 51 T3, 17 T4, and 7 T5 grist
Kazuma
Aww yeah!
Gotta check if that's enough to alchemize the wand.
DM_TZIVOS
not enough to alchemize the Elemental Compendium
Kazuma
Yeah, need 65 more t5 grist
And 100 t4
And 200 t3
Good for everything else though.
Any chance I can fight another thing?
DM_TZIVOS
The mob grinding don't stop at just one mob, like any gamer should know, and two more giclopses decide to make guest appearances after the departure of the first
* Kazuma smiles.
Kazuma
"I am SO okay with this."
DM_TZIVOS
a crystalline and jade-colored giclops, each with the tusks of a musclebeast, climb onto the spider web
they're standing adjacent to each other, 30 feet away from you
roll initiative
Kazuma
!Roll 1d20+8
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {24}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 2#1d20-2
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20-2 -->  | [ 1d20=5 ]{3}, [ 1d20=5 ]{3}
DM_TZIVOS
turn order:
you > jade giclops > crystal giclops
* Kazuma uses her minor action head of time to change her ammo.
Kazuma
!Roll 1d3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d3 --> [ 1d3=2 ] | {2}
Kazuma
Same thing as before, ah well.
!Roll 1d20+8 to shoot jade.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {17}
DM_TZIVOS
hit
Kazuma
!Roll 4d6+8 damage.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4d6+8 --> [ 4d6=16 ] | {24}
Kazuma
End turn.
DM_TZIVOS
Your shot hits and leaves a bullet hole in the jade giclops' chest
the jade giclops imitates a muscleboar and charges head-first at you
!roll 1d20+7 vs. AC
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {20}
DM_TZIVOS
so close, but so far
the jade giclops misses its mark and ends up standing next to you
Kazuma
"S'up?"
DM_TZIVOS
the crystal giclops just saunters over and tries punching you
!roll 1d20+7
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {10}
DM_TZIVOS
but it fails spectacularly
your turn
Kazuma
"S'up to you too?"
DM_TZIVOS
"Annoying..."
"Kill..."
Kazuma
With a smile, Kaz starts spinning and firing her Bitsol.
!Roll 1d20+8
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {14}
!Roll 4d4+8 damage, and knockback 5ft.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4d4+8 --> [ 4d4=10 ] | {18}
Kazuma
Full round action, so end turn.
DM_TZIVOS
the giclopses are knocked back by the glitzy force of the spin-attack
they rub at their eyes cuz of how obnoxiously glamorous it was
before the jade giclops tries punching you again
!roll 1d20+7
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {23}
DM_TZIVOS
hit
!roll 2#2d6+7
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#2d6+7 -->  | [ 2d6=11 ]{18}, [ 2d6=3 ]{10}
DM_TZIVOS
armor effect: activate
Kazuma
Violescence roll.
!Roll 1d6
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=3 ] | {3}
Kazuma
Nothing.
DM_TZIVOS
28 damage total
the jade giclops punches you really hard
Kazuma
"Hey, not cool!"
DM_TZIVOS
the crystal giclops imitates its friend and tries punching you, too
!roll 1d20+7
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {24}
DM_TZIVOS
!roll 2#2d6+7
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#2d6+7 -->  | [ 2d6=3 ]{10}, [ 2d6=7 ]{14}
Kazuma
Hit.
DM_TZIVOS
armor effect: activate
Kazuma
!Roll 1d6
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=3 ] | {3}
Kazuma
Nothing again, dang.
DM_TZIVOS
24 damage total
the crystal giclops also punches you really hard
Kazuma
15 HP left.
DM_TZIVOS
your turn
Kazuma
Minor action to reload, then fire at whichever giclops is closer to the stairs leading up to gate 1.
!Roll 1d3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d3 --> [ 1d3=1 ] | {1}
Kazuma
!Roll 1d20+8 to hit.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {25}
Kazuma
!Roll 4d6+8 damage.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4d6+8 --> [ 4d6=12 ] | {20}
DM_TZIVOS
the jade giclops is closer to the stairs and takes the bullet
Kazuma
Move action to sprint as far as possible towards/up the stairs, then end turn.
DM_TZIVOS
You make it roughly 10 feet up the stairs
the jade giclops follows you with murder in its eye
it tries punching you
!roll 1d20+7
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {13}
DM_TZIVOS
but misses
Kazuma
Wew.
DM_TZIVOS
the crystal giclops can't get within range because of its friend's fat ass blocking the stairs
your turn
Kazuma
Minor action to stab him with her rapier before major actioning to sprint away.
!Roll 1d20+8 to hit.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {28}
DM_TZIVOS
CRIT
Kazuma
WEW LADS.
!Roll 10d6+8 damage.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 10d6+8 --> [ 10d6=33 ] | {41}
Kazuma
"Trust me, I'm not running away, I'm running at you the long way around!"
DM_TZIVOS
You stab the giclops in its eye, and jade blood begins to flow from the wound
* Kazuma runs at them the long way around... Through the gate.
DM_TZIVOS
==END==