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- OMAKEEEESSS!
- >AJ
- "Spike"
- 'Rarity'
- ~~~
- >...huh.
- "So, should we think something about this is off?"
- 'He is rather okay with his wife being kissed by a changeling.'
- >Yeah, but... it's Fourty Two. Does she even have a sex drive?
- "I... don't... know."
- 'Oh darling, all things have sex drives. All things... everything.'
- >Huh... feels weird watchin' this.
- "Jealous?"
- 'Little bit.'
- "WHOA WHAT!?"
- 'Oh please, like you haven't thought about it.'
- "Well, yeah, but I'm a guy. There's very little I haven't thought about it with."
- 'Same for mares, darling.'
- "...Bullshit."
- >Huh.
- '...Sooo... get any ideas?'
- >Hm? Oh, nah, don't think Ah' wanna make out with Cadence.
- 'I was talking about-'
- >Dunno bout Forty Two.
- "..."
- '..'
- >...What?
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- Omake!
- >Cadence
- "Celestia"
- ~~~~~~
- >So, just to double check, "The golden rule" applies to mares too, right?
- "..."
- >...I'm gonna say it does.
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- OMAKE!
- >Chitania
- "Guard"
- '???'
- ~~~~~
- "So, not even going to try."
- >Nrm.
- "Not even a little bit."
- >Nrmem.
- "Not even to save someone's life."
- >Nrmmmm!
- "...Not even for sex?"
- >..........................................
- "I didn't say sex with me."
- >..........................................................
- "...Okay, maybe I meant me-"
- ~~~~~~~
- 'We are gathered here to put to rest, our old friend... uh.... g-guardy. Good old guardy! Yes, he was taken before his time... by a hoof... knocking his fucking head off.... goddamn it just popped like a grape.'
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- OMAKE!
- >Applejack
- "Twilight"
- ~~~~
- >Sigh... Ah' wish Ah' would get these here big posts.
- "So then, you want a love subplot?"
- >...Well, no, don't wanna get defined that way.
- "Oh, okay, so you want to get drama subplots?"
- >Ah' don't like those either.
- "Subplots that points out and takes you to task for your flaws and problems?"
- >Probably don't like that.
- "What about just... you know, subplots all about you being injured, repeatedly, in comical ways and never getting any sort of comeuppance because otherwise it's just a dickwaving contest?"
- >...Don't like that at all.
- "So, you want the big posts... but none of the stuff that fills the big posts."
- >Can't we just go for ten dang pages about how awesome Ah' am?
- "...."
- >...what!?
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- >Lightning Dust
- "Guard'
- ~~~~
- >Heh heh, I got those senior Bolts good!
- "Uh, miss? Are you going to help?"
- >Yep, totally pantsed them what for!
- "There are tiny robots."
- >I'm the best, around, and nothing's ever gonna keep me down!
- "They are shooting ponies. You can help. That is your job."
- >And then, someday, I'm gonna be captain!
- "You know, I weep for that day. Because I get the distinction you're going to be investing in flutes for days with heavy chances of fire."
- >LD RULES!
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