Zhayko Dungeon Part 1

[17:38] <Sorodin> You enter the Eiffel Tower, and because Soro has no idea what it looks like on the inside (what a fucking scrub), you enter a room with a reception desk, stairway going up, and two angry looking ogres about 50 feet away. Roll Initiative
[17:39] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+2
[17:39] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {7}
[17:39] <Sorodin> Rip
[17:39] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20
[17:39] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {6}
[17:39] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20
[17:39] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {2}
[17:40] <Sorodin> pffffhahahahah
[17:40] <Sorodin> You go first.
[17:40] <Zhayko> Amazing.
[17:40] <Zhayko> Clearly, natural selection at work.
[17:40] <Zhayko> Well, 50 feet away, Zhayko's going to Thought Spear one of them.
[17:40] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+6 versus WILL
[17:40] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {7}
[17:40] <Zhayko> Oooooooof course.
[17:40] <Sorodin> ;-; rip
[17:40] <Zhayko> Natural. Selection.
[17:41] <Sorodin> Your Thought Spear goes wild, and you suffer a -1 penalty to Concentration rolls for the rest of the strife
[17:41] <Sorodin> because you know, Concentration rolls are things
[17:41] <Sorodin> probably
[17:41] <Sorodin> Minor/move?
[17:42] <Zhayko> Nothing to use minor on, and they're out of range anyways, so end turn.
[17:42] <Sorodin> They both run up thirty feet, before holding up a "one second" gesture finger, and pausing to catch their breath.
[17:42] <Sorodin> Your turn
[17:42]  * Zhayko shakes his head, and tries that again.
[17:42] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+6 versus WILL
[17:42] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {17}
[17:43] <Sorodin> Yeah!
[17:43] <Sorodin> hit
[17:43] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d10+5 damage
[17:43] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d10+5 --> [ 1d10=6 ] | {11}
[17:44] <Sorodin> You throw a Thought Spear at one of them, and they recoil, clutching their head. The other one looks over at his partner like, "what the hell dude"
[17:44] <Zhayko> Minor action to use Dashing Gunslinger to move 10 feet back, followed by 30 feet of walking backwards.
[17:44] <Zhayko> End turn.
[17:45] <Sorodin> You are now 20 feet away from the back wall. Ofc you can just retreat out the door, so no problems there
[17:46] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20
[17:46] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {13}
[17:46] <Sorodin> The mentally injured one runs towards you 30 feet, while the smarter one uses Dash to get right up in your face
[17:46] <Sorodin> End turn
[17:47] <Zhayko> Oh great, one of them has half a brain.
[17:47] <Zhayko> First, take a few steps back to get the ogre's probably bad breath out of his face, then Thought Spear on him.
[17:47] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+6 versus WILL
[17:47] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {23}
[17:47] <Sorodin> Hit!
[17:47] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d10+5 damage.
[17:47] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d10+5 --> [ 1d10=10 ] | {15}
[17:48] <Zhayko> Minor action and the rest of the move action to move as far away as possible, probably out of the doorway.
[17:48] <Sorodin> His eyes go wide and he falls on his butt, imaginary stars fluttering around his head.
[17:48] <Sorodin> And yeah, that takes you barely out of the doorway
[17:48] <Sorodin> wait no
[17:48] <Sorodin> 20 feet out of it
[17:49] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20
[17:49] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {18}
[17:49] <Sorodin> The first one you hit limps forward another feet before gasping for air. Jesus, gym is a thing kids
[17:49] <Sorodin> this is what happens if you dont do it
[17:49] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20
[17:49] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {16}
[17:50] <Sorodin> The second one runs 30 feet after you, and ends up 10 feet away, mumbling gibberish
[17:50] <Sorodin> Your turn
[17:51] <Zhayko> Okay, maybe they can stop being mentally assaulted now.
[17:51] <Zhayko> Instead, explosive assault!
[17:52]  * Zhayko tosses a basic explosive at the closer one.
[17:52] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+3 versus REF
[17:52] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {5}
[17:52] <Sorodin> Doesn't break, probably
[17:52] <Zhayko> Probably not, but still half damage on miss.
[17:52] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d8
[17:52] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=3 ] | {3}
[17:52] <Zhayko> 1 damage.
[17:52] <Zhayko> Living the dream.
[17:53] <Zhayko> Well, that was a ranged attack, so Dashing Gunslinger again, followed by 30 feet of walking.
[17:53] <Zhayko> Not even running.
[17:53] <Zhayko> Just a casual stroll.
[17:53] <Zhayko> End turn.
[17:54] <Sorodin> You blast the literal 1 HP that guy had left to oblivion.
[17:54] <Sorodin> He bursts into grist.
[17:54] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20
[17:54] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {12}
[17:54] <Sorodin> The other one is back in the tower somewhere.
[17:54] <Sorodin> You'd wait for him to come out, but you have a feeling he'd kill himself on the doorframe
[17:54]  * Zhayko shakes his head.
[17:54] <Zhayko> "Stupid ogre"
[17:55] <Zhayko> "Making me walk over to kill him"
[17:55]  * Zhayko walks over to the doorframe, making sure not to die on it, and looks for the ogre.
[17:55] <Sorodin> He's over in the corner warbling what you probably think equates to Underling country music.
[17:55] <Sorodin> It's horrible.
[17:56] <Zhayko> Is he by any chance considered helpless?
[17:56] <Sorodin> Yeah
[17:56] <Zhayko> Nice. Coup-de-grace.
[17:56] <Zhayko> !Roll 2d10+5 damage.
[17:56] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d10+5 --> [ 2d10=6 ] | {11}
[17:57] <Sorodin> He dies as well. Take 40 EXP and...
[17:57] <Sorodin> Build Grist: 105
[17:57] <Sorodin> T1 Grist: 35
[17:57] <Sorodin> T2 Grist: 21
[17:58] <Sorodin> Upon further inspection of the room, you can see that some kind of barrier has been set up on the stairway. It looks futuristic-y.
[17:58] <Sorodin> In addition, there is a chest in the back corner
[17:58]  * Zhayko collects the grist, and searches for an elevator instead, because screw walking up to the top of a giant tower.
[17:58] <Sorodin> lmao roll luck
[17:58] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20
[17:58] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {1}
[17:58] <Zhayko> Yep.
[17:58] <Zhayko> Figures.
[17:59] <Sorodin> You find an elevator, but it's been completely lost to the invasion, having so many holes blown out of it one could equate it to swiss cheese.
[17:59] <Sorodin> However, that's a cliched comparison so we're going to compare it to a sponge instead!
[18:00]  * Zhayko doesn't bother with it, and goes to check the chest instead.
[18:00] <Sorodin> You get...
[18:00] <Sorodin> 200 boondollars
[18:00] <Sorodin> 1x Picture of Room
[18:01] <Sorodin> It's dated five minutes ago from a security camera somewhere, and the barrier is missing in it
[18:01] <Sorodin> You know what you have to do (probably unless im being shitty again)
[18:01]  * Zhayko does know.
[18:01] <Zhayko> He captchalogues the chest.
[18:01] <Zhayko> It's important.
[18:01] <Sorodin> You now have Wooden Chest x1
[18:01] <Zhayko> He could invent something cool with that chest.
[18:02] <Sorodin> Like, a chestmobile or something
[18:02] <Sorodin> Vroom vroom
[18:02]  * Zhayko approaches the future gate thingy, and attempts to toss the wooden chest through it, readying an action to get out of the way if it bounces back.
[18:03] <Sorodin> It does indeed bounce back, and you wisely get out of the way. You didn't invest in that +5 Wisdom for nothing
[18:03] <Zhayko> Alright, tactic number two:
[18:03]  * Zhayko casts Power Device in an attempt to short circuit it.
[18:04] <Sorodin> It sparks once, before exploding. Luckily, being the bomb dude you are, you get out of the way in time
[18:49]  * Zhayko captchalogues some of the exploded parts in hopes to use the technology for something useful, and continues up the stairs.
[18:52] <Sorodin> You reach the next level, which is a plain room with a single door leading outside, the door having a single window. It's locked by a 4-digit keypad lock. On the railing outside of the door "Zhayko was here" is scratched
[18:54]  * Zhayko begins typing in codes.
[18:54] <Zhayko> 1111
[18:54] <Zhayko> 1112
[18:54] <Zhayko> 1113
[18:54] <Sorodin> INCORRECT
[18:54] <Sorodin> INCORRECT
[18:54] <Sorodin> INCORRECT
[18:55] <Zhayko> Alright, no point trying everything, that won't accomplish anything.
[18:56]  * Zhayko again attempt to power the keypad lock in hopes it will explode
[18:56] <Sorodin> This keypad lock does not respond to your Power Device. Rip
[18:56] <Sorodin> Well, on the bright side, you know you got through it somehow. How else would you write that on the other side?
[18:56] <Zhayko> Anyone could have written that.
[18:57] <Sorodin> Anyone could have known your name?
[18:57] <Zhayko> Yes.
[18:57] <Sorodin> wow you must be popular
[18:57] <Zhayko> His name is not exactly a secret.
[18:57]  * Zhayko tries something else, and attempts to Taze the lock with his electrostaff.
[18:57] <Sorodin> Roll for hit
[18:58] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+3
[18:58] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {17}
[18:58] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20
[18:58] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {6}
[18:58] <Sorodin> You smack the keypad, and it is now EMP'd. What does that do again?
[18:59] <Zhayko> Disables all electronics.
[18:59] <Sorodin> For how long?
[18:59] <Zhayko> An EMP effect affects all electronics within 10 ft which disables them for one round. They can be repaired sooner with a minor action.
[18:59] <Zhayko> One round.
[18:59] <Sorodin> Gotcha.
[18:59] <Sorodin> The keypad is now disabled for 6 seconds.
[18:59]  * Zhayko attempts to open the door within those six seconds.
[19:00] <Sorodin> Roll Strength to open it
[19:00] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20
[19:00] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {3}
[19:00] <Zhayko> Feelsbadman
[19:01] <Sorodin> You throw yourself at the door, but the door is having none of that shit.
[19:01] <Sorodin> The lock turns back on
[19:02] <Zhayko> Okay, second new plan.
[19:02] <Zhayko> What's the door made out of?
[19:02] <Sorodin> Steel
[19:03] <Zhayko> Worth a shot.
[19:03]  * Zhayko tosses a bomb at the window of the door.
[19:04] <Sorodin> Roll it!
[19:04] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+3
[19:04] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {23}
[19:04] <Zhayko> Ayy
[19:04] <Sorodin> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Operation_Upshot-Knothole_-_Badger_001.jpg
[19:04] <Sorodin> i've had this saved for three months
[19:04] <Sorodin> waiting for this day
[19:05] <Sorodin> Anyway, you blow the door to pieces. Good job.
[19:08]  * Zhayko goes through it, and wonders about who scratched in his name as he continues.

--GAP--

[15:38] <Sorodin> You continue upwards along the railing, and eventually come to find the perpetrator, a Lich who's using electrokinesis to scrawl messages on the entire tower. Weird stuff like "#lichmasterrace"
[15:38] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20
[15:38] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {4}
[15:38] <Sorodin> He does not notice you.
[15:39] <Zhayko> What do Zhayko's surroundings look like at the moment?
[15:40] <Sorodin> Right now, you're on a narrow walkway curving around the tower. You have about 100 feet behind you to the door, and it's slowly curving upwards. The area itself is 5 feet wide, and the railing is hip-high.
[15:41] <Zhayko> About how far ahead is the lich?
[15:41] <Sorodin> 30 feet
[15:43]  * Zhayko stands still to allow the lich to go up ahead a bit further, readying an action to Thought Spear it if it notices him.
[15:43] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20
[15:43] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {17}
[15:43] <Sorodin> It goes down about 5 more feet, before noticing you, sparks flying out in surprise
[15:43] <Sorodin> Roll the thought spear
[15:44] <Zhayko> Would it still be considered surprised for the purpose of a surprise attack?
[15:44] <Sorodin> Yes
[15:44] <Zhayko> Coo'
[15:44] <Zhayko> !Roll 2#1d20+6
[15:44] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+6 -->  | [ 1d20=5 ]{11}, [ 1d20=3 ]{9}
[15:44] <Zhayko> Versus WILL.
[15:44] <Sorodin> Does not break.
[15:44] <Sorodin> Roll Initiative
[15:44] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+2
[15:44] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {16}
[15:45] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20
[15:45] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {17}
[15:45] <Sorodin> It goes first!
[15:45] <Sorodin> It runs up to you before using Force!
[15:46] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+6 vs Fort
[15:46] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {19}
[15:46] <Zhayko> Success.
[15:46] <Sorodin> !roll 1d8+6
[15:46] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8+6 --> [ 1d8=2 ] | {8}
[15:46] <Sorodin> Take 8 damage, and you are pushed 10 feet backwards
[15:46] <Sorodin> 90 feet to wall, 25 feet to Lich
[15:46] <Sorodin> Your turn.
[15:47] <Zhayko> Thought Spear again.
[15:47] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+6
[15:47] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {26}
[15:47] <Zhayko> Oo bb.
[15:47] <Sorodin> Oh hell yes
[15:47] <Zhayko> !Roll 2d10+5
[15:47] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d10+5 --> [ 2d10=4 ] | {9}
[15:47] <Zhayko> Wow.
[15:47] <Sorodin> Thats probably a hit lemme check real quick
[15:47] <Sorodin> yeah thats a hit
[15:47] <Zhayko> Not oo bb.
[15:48] <Sorodin> Were you increasing the dice or doubling end damage?
[15:48] <Zhayko> dice
[15:48] <Sorodin> okay roll it again, since doubling end damage is much better and more abusable
[15:49] <Zhayko> Alright.
[15:49] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d10+5
[15:49] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d10+5 --> [ 1d10=2 ] | {7}
[15:49] <Sorodin> 14 damage
[15:49] <Sorodin> better than 9!
[15:49] <Zhayko> Yay.
[15:49] <Zhayko> Minor action for Dashing Gunslinger plus 30 feet walking backwards towards to the door. End turn.
[15:49] <Sorodin> You send a Thought Spear at it, and it's Electrokinesis fizzles out for a second
[15:50] <Sorodin> Distance to door: 60 feet
[15:50] <Sorodin> Distance to Lich: 70 feet
[15:50] <Sorodin> The Lich runs up as far as it can, getting to 40 feet away before using Raise Undead, summoning...
[15:50] <Sorodin> !roll 1d2+1
[15:50] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d2+1 --> [ 1d2=2 ] | {3}
[15:50] <Sorodin> Three skeletons.
[15:50] <Sorodin> !roll 3#1d20
[15:50] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 3#1d20 -->  | [ 1d20=18 ]{18}, [ 1d20=19 ]{19}, [ 1d20=12 ]{12}
[15:51] <Sorodin> None of them fall off upon being summoned
[15:51] <Sorodin> Your turn
[15:51] <Zhayko> Well, now this is a new development.
[15:51] <Zhayko> There is exactly one way to handle this.
[15:52] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+3 versus REF for bomb
[15:52] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {4}
[15:52] <Zhayko> Yep.
[15:52] <Zhayko> Seems about right.
[15:52] <Sorodin> Does not break
[15:52] <Sorodin> In fact, you chuck the bomb off the edge on accident.
[15:52] <Sorodin> Rest in pieces some random idiotic tourist
[15:53] <Zhayko> Well, if I hit a random idiotic tourist, can I still use Dashing Gunslinger?
[15:53] <Sorodin> sure why the hell not
[15:53] <Zhayko> I'll take it!
[15:53] <Zhayko> 40 feet back, end turn.
[15:54] <Sorodin> Distance to Door: 20 feet
[15:54] <Sorodin> Distance to Lich: 70 feet once more
[15:54] <Sorodin> The Skeletons all come rushing at you, but being the fuckers that they are, stop short
[15:55] <Sorodin> The Lich uses a Force to propel itself 60 feet your way, ending up 10 feet away. (Dash)
[15:55] <Sorodin> End turn
[15:55] <Zhayko> Alright, hopefully this bomb turns out even slightly better than the last.
[15:55] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+3 versus REF
[15:56] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {15}
[15:56] <Sorodin> Doesn't break, barely
[15:56] <Zhayko> Even on the little guys?
[15:56] <Sorodin> oh well it gets the little dudes
[15:56] <Sorodin> yeah
[15:56] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d8
[15:56] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=7 ] | {7}
[15:56] <Zhayko> 3 damage to big guy, 7 to little guys.
[15:57] <Sorodin> You blow up all three of the little guys, bones flying everywhere
[15:57] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20
[15:57] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {4}
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[15:57] <Sorodin> Minor/move?
[15:58] <Zhayko> Move to back up to the door, and minor to see if he can open it from this side.
[15:58] <Sorodin> He can indeed!
[15:59] <Zhayko> Cool! Back up ten feet into the room again. End turn.
[16:00] <Sorodin> Distance to Lich: 30 feet. Distance to Stairwell: 10 feet
[16:02] <Sorodin> The Lich rushes in and goes for a Chain Lightning!
[16:02] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+6
[16:02] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {13}
[16:02] <Sorodin> vs Reflex
[16:02] <Zhayko> Tie, so success.
[16:03] <Sorodin> !roll 2d8+4
[16:03] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=8 ] | {12}
[16:03] <Sorodin> Take 12 damage.
[16:03] <Sorodin> It ends its turn
[16:04] <Zhayko> Thought Spear again!
[16:04] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+6 versus WILL
[16:04] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {11}
[16:05] <Sorodin> Doesn't break
[16:05] <Zhayko> Run down the stairs, end turn.
[16:06] <Sorodin> You run down the stairs. The Lich pursues, and goes for another Force to get you out the door
[16:06] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+6 vs Fort
[16:06] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {16}
[16:06] <Zhayko> Yep.
[16:06] <Sorodin> !roll 1d8+6
[16:06] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8+6 --> [ 1d8=3 ] | {9}
[16:06] <Sorodin> Take 9 damage and you are shoved out the door.
[16:06] <Sorodin> The Lich casually closes it and gets back to business.
[16:06] <Sorodin> Your tur
[16:06] <Sorodin> *turn
[16:08] <Zhayko> Zhayko walks over, and opens the door again, assuming the crit explosion from before disabled the lock, and fires another Thought Spear.
[16:08] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+6 versus WILL
[16:08] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {8}
[16:08] <Zhayko> Yep.
[16:08] <Sorodin> rip in pieces
[16:08] <Sorodin> zhayko's luck is gone guys
[16:08] <Sorodin> lets all mourn
[16:08] <Sorodin> F
[16:08] <Zhayko> F.
[16:08] <Zhayko> End turn.
[16:08] <Sorodin> The Lich summons some more skeletons and continues walking away
[16:08] <Sorodin> !roll 1d2+1
[16:08] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d2+1 --> [ 1d2=1 ] | {2}
[16:08] <Sorodin> Two of em.
[16:09] <Sorodin> Your turn
[16:09]  * Zhayko tosses a bomb at the three of them if possible. If not, just the two that got summoned.
[16:09] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+3 versus REF
[16:09] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {4}
[16:09] <Zhayko> Yep.
[16:09] <Sorodin> just the two that got summoned are in range of it
[16:09] <Sorodin> holy crap rip zhayko
[16:09] <Sorodin> You toss the bomb, but forget to light it.
[16:10] <Sorodin> The skeletons take a second looking at it, confused.
[16:10]  * Zhayko backs up 30 feet, then end turn.
[16:10] <Sorodin> The skeletons come running up!
[16:11] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+4
[16:11] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {24}
[16:11] <Sorodin> wow you just got crit on
[16:11] <Sorodin> !roll 1d4+4
[16:11] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {6}
[16:12] <Sorodin> Take... 12 damage.
[16:12] <Sorodin> !roll 1d20+4
[16:12] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {19}
[16:12] <Sorodin> WELP.
[16:12] <Sorodin> WEEEEEEEELP.
[16:13] <Sorodin> !roll 1d4+4
[16:13] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=3 ] | {7}
[16:13] <Sorodin> Take 7 more damage
[16:14] <Zhayko> -6 HP.
[16:14] <Sorodin> You're knocked back onto your back, and the skeletons give you a toothy smile before crumbling
[16:14] <Sorodin> Roll your first death saving throw
[16:14] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+2
[16:14] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {17}
[16:14] <Sorodin> Success!
[16:14] <Sorodin> 1/3
[16:14] <Sorodin> Roll your second.
[16:14] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+2
[16:14] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {4}
[16:14] <Sorodin> Fail.
[16:14] <Sorodin> Roll me your third.
[16:14] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+2
[16:14] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {19}
[16:14] <Sorodin> 2/3
[16:14] <Sorodin> Success.
[16:15] <Sorodin> Roll me a fourth.
[16:15] <Zhayko> !Roll 1d20+2
[16:15] <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {14}
[16:15] <Sorodin> Success! You are stabilized, and for the sake of progression you are awake on 1 HP.
[16:16]  * Zhayko gets up, turned around, and walks away.
[16:17] <Zhayko> "Not my problem"
[16:17] <Zhayko> Minor action to drop a smokescreen at his feet, just in case the skeletons try to follow him.
[16:18] <Sorodin> You walk away, and are quickly joined by a human in a police uniform.
[16:19] <Sorodin> "What are you doing here? This area is quarantined!"
[16:19] <Zhayko> "I'm trying to leave"
[16:20] <Zhayko> "I walked right in"
[16:20] <Zhayko> "If this place is quarantined you're doing a horrible job of it"
[16:21] <Sorodin> He bites his lip, holding back a comment
[16:21] <Sorodin> "I apologize for the poor quarantine. It was hastily constructed."
[16:21] <Sorodin> He notices your plate, and does a double-take.
[16:21] <Zhayko> "I know"
[16:21] <Zhayko> "I just said that"
[16:21] <Sorodin> "What's that in your head?"
[16:21] <Zhayko> "Horn"
[16:21] <Zhayko> "Where's yours?"
[16:23] <Sorodin> He looks confused.
[16:23] <Sorodin> "Horn? We don't have those."
[16:23] <Zhayko> "Explains why you're impressed by such a basic concept"
[16:24] <Zhayko> "May I leave now?"
[16:24] <Sorodin> "I was actually referring to the metal plate."
[16:24] <Zhayko> "In that case it's a metal plate"
[16:25] <Sorodin> "But, why's it in your head?"
[16:25] <Zhayko> "Injury"
[16:26] <Sorodin> He winces.
[16:26] <Sorodin> "Ouch. What happened?"
[16:27] <Zhayko> "Don't remember"
[16:27] <Zhayko> "Not important"
[16:27] <Zhayko> "May I leave now?"
[16:27] <Sorodin> "Yeah."
[16:28] <Zhayko> "Good"
[16:28] <Zhayko> "Goodbye"
[16:28]  * Zhayko walks past the officer, takes a few steps, then pauses.
[16:28] <Zhayko> "How do I get to my hive?"
[16:28] <Sorodin> "Like, a beehive?"
[16:29] <Zhayko> "What's a beehive?"
[16:30] <Sorodin> "A place where bees live."
[16:30] <Zhayko> "Alright then replace 'bee' with Zhayko"
[16:32] <Sorodin> He is very confused now
[16:32] <Sorodin> "I don't know what a Zhaykohive is, sorry."
[16:32] <Zhayko> "A place where Zhaykos live"
[16:32] <Sorodin> "What's a Zhayko?"
[16:32] <Zhayko> "Me"
[16:32] <Sorodin> "Oh. There are more than one of you?"
[16:33] <Zhayko> "No but I had to explain this to you somehow"
[16:33] <Zhayko> "And you didn't understand common sense"
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[16:34] <Sorodin> "Oh. What does your Zhaykohive look like?"
[16:34] <Zhayko> "Workshop"
[16:35] <Zhayko> "Eeldad"
[16:35] <Zhayko> "Giant robot"
[16:35] <Sorodin> "Eel... dad?"
[16:35] <Zhayko> "What about this is confusing to you?"
[16:35] <Zhayko> "This is common sense"
[16:35] <Sorodin> "How do you have an Eel as a dad?
[16:36] <Zhayko> "He is the lusii who chose me"
[16:37] <Sorodin> "What's a lusii?"
[16:37] <Zhayko> "This conversation is pointless"
[16:38] <Sorodin> "You can walk away if you want"
[16:38] <Zhayko> "I have no way to get to where I live"
[16:39] <Sorodin> "And I don't know how to get to whatever weird country you live in."
[16:40] <Zhayko> "Do you have a way of travelling quickly?"
[16:41] <Sorodin> "You could catch a flight"
[16:42] <Zhayko> "Then I will do so"
[16:42] <Zhayko> "How do I get to the nearest flight?"
[16:43] <Sorodin> "The airport's 20 minutes away by car."
[16:45] <Zhayko> "And by walking?"
[16:45] <Sorodin> "40."
[16:46] <Zhayko> "Is there a car I can take to reduce the time?"