PK Rejuvenation - One Day 1

>"Are you leaving again?"
>You are Anonymous, legendary protector of Aevium
>And you are leaving for one day
>ONE DAY
>The reason for emphasis is in front of you, Melia
>Or Miss Mary Sue, like you like to mock her
"It's only for one day, Melia. ONE. DAY."
>The last time you went on vacation, some Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain kicked her ass, and basically made everybody in Grand Dream City cry like a baby
>It wasn't until you came back, defeated the farmer's Breloom with your awesome Alolan Sandslash, and lecture Melia and Venam about good team building
>Mainly because Ren "No Bitches" helped them. Managed to hold on, but like many times in his life, he came up short
"Look Melia, the flight goes out tonight, I'll leave with Amber, Aelita, and Tesla, we will be out of the region for one day, and then we will return in the same day. We will be back pass tomorrow."
>"But you REALLY have to go?"
"You know why I have to."
>"But it's no biggie..."
>No "biggie"?!
"Melia, I literally (probably, hopefully not) knocked up 2 girls, and we aren't even adults yet. Teslas is coming to see if she only pinches my cheek in warning, or send her Charizard [from KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]... sorry, force of habit. Her dragon, to burn me alive. And we are going to Galar since they have good medical equipment; she used her league connections."

>You finish to pack up the essentials you will need for the trip
"Now, I will leave the city just for tomorrow, and you and Venam won't get into trouble while I'm away. I'm taking my pokemons, but you can use anything you need from my PC box."
>You kiss her cheek, and leave your room. Melia follows like a hurt puppy
>"Can you avoid this? Is been too long since we saved the town together."
"Look Melia, I know you love your super hero stunts, but this is serious. Tesla will come for me, and I'll be flying to Galar."
>A car's horn sounds outside
"It's her. See you in two days."
>You exit the house, and go salute Aelita and Amber
>But the moment you looked at Amber, all 3 of you felt a furious sight of disdain
"Ehhhh.... hiiiii, Mrs. Tes-"
>"Car. Now."
>You nod, put your luggage in the back, and sit inside
"See you later Melia."
>Everybody wave her goodbye as the car takes you to your judgement
>Now Melia is alone on Tesla's Resort

>You are Melia
>Anon has left, and now you are back to being on your own
>You take out your phone, and call the only person who can make you smile now
>*Brip* "Hello?"
"Venaaaaaaaaaaaammmm, I'm saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddd!"
>*sight* "Anon left again?"
"He went to Galar, leaving me alone!"
>"Wait, why did he went there?"
"Something about Aelita and Amber pregnant, I don't care. What I'm saying is-"
>"ANON FINALLY HAS DONE IT?! O-M-A, I'm gonna go now. Where are you?"
"In Tesla's Resort. Please come, I'm lonely!!!"
>"Flying there now, wait there GF."
>Venam hangs up, and you wish she comes very quickly
>You go inside the main hall, and fetch some tea with biscuits
>Outside, wings flapping are heard
>It's her
>"Hey M, I've arrived! Now tell me, I want to hear everything!"
>Both go bck to the hall and give her a cup of tea
"Venam, is so horrible!"
>"I know! Like, I knew he always went raw, but I was expecting him to have a few braincells to realize this would happen sooner or later."
"What? No, he leaves, and I have to save the city alone again!"
>"Don't say that. You know I'll always help. We also have Ren and Saki."
"Oh, how helpful", you reply sarcastically

>"Say, they are leaving for a while, right?"
"Just until pass tomorrow."
>"And nobody else is inside this resort, right?"
"No, is only me watching over the place."
>"Melia: let's have a party!"
"What?!"
>"Yeah! Is Friday, there are no evil crazy men for tomorrow, and Tesla left with the sticks in the mud. Also, we have a full resort! We have to make a party, is now or never!"
"I don't know..."
>"Look, just let me do my thing. I'll do some calls, maybe some online posts, and before you know it, we will rock the night away!"
"But what about-"
>And before you finish your sentence, Venam went away with her phone out
>A party on a beach resort... maybe this will be fun
>See anon? Melia can be fun too!
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"*ACHOO!*"
>"Anon, is everything ok?"
"Huh? Oh yeah. Maybe I catched some cold, but I'm fine."
>Be anon, with your girlfriend Aelita
>And right now, you are flying to Galar with Tesla and Amber
>Well, not yet. The plane hasn't lift off yet
>"Excuse me, that's my place."
"Eh? But my ticket says... what?"
>You go talk with one of the attendants.
>Turns out Tesla and Amber are flying 1st class, and Aelita and you are flying on economic
>You at the bottom of the airplane, next to the bathrooms
>You go to your seat, where two fat sweaty girls from Kalos are talking. Your seat is the middle one
"This is going to be a long flight"

>"DONE! I called everybody, Saki and Ren are coming, and I even managed to nab Valarie. This party is going to rock!
"Hum, that's good and all, but what about food, or drinks, or even music stuff?"
>Suddenly, a guy with all that stuff came inside the hall
>"Hello, babies, the man has arrived... hey, I was told there was a party in here."
>"Hi Texen, thanks for coming, I knew you'd help us."
"Texen? Isn't he the guy who was Sheridan's old sensei before Aelita-"
>"I just let her won that fight. Sheridan's Sensei title was almost useless to me."
>"Aelita mopped the floor with you, I heard that much."
>Whatever..."
"Hum... Hi, I'm Melia. We haven't met, nice to do so."
>"Yeah, say Melia, are you single? Tonight we could have some more fun, you know?"
>"Sorry T, but she is with me."
>Venam goes closer to you
>"Psh... you had to be one of those. Anyway, where do you want this stuff?"
>"Just let me do my thing, and you can go chill in one of the sofas around."
"Oh, well, get comfortable Texen, I'll help Venam here."
>"Sure, whatever."
>You leave the boy alone, and start carrying the stuff around
"Seriously Venam, that was rude."
"Don't worry Meli, there will be lots of girls in the party."
"Wait, how many did you invited here?"
>"Well, not me, but maybe Saki and Risa..."
"Hold on, Risa Raider? THE Risa Raider?"
>"... oops?"
>You only hope this place still stands when Tesla comes back

>Time passes, and people start to gather
>Ren comes with Nastasia (weird to see her without her uniform, but she still keeps the glasses)
>Valarie found Erin and brought her too
>So much people having fun
>Even that Texen guy is having the girls he wanted
>Saki and Risa are fighting for views online, and even Damien came when he heard you were hosting a party
>Venam comes with a cup of soda for you
>"Hey, light up M, this party has been fun so far. Let's go with our buddies."
"Yeah, is just that, I never believed I would do something like this."
>"What can I say? You only live once. Now c'mon, Saki and Risa decided to coop stream, so we can get some fans."
>Venam takes you to the girls, who are interviewing people
S: Hiya boys and girls, Saki here!
Ri: And Risa Raider on the spot too <3
S:We are on the coolest spot in all Aevium: Tesla's Gym and Resort.
Ri: But sadly miss Tesla isn't here, so it's party time!
>The crowd cheers
S: Alright, time to meet some people."
Ri: Let's grab these two.
>Saki and Risa meet Ren and Nastasia
S: Hiya couple, how's it going?
R: Saki, you know me, I'm Ren.
Ri: And I'm Risa Raider. Who's your date, lucky boy?
R: Uhh.. she... is my...
N: I'm Nastasia, her boss.
S: Ohhhh, hunting for a "raise", Ren?
R: Nononono! Is just that I though-
Ri: You won't get a "raise" that way, sonny.
S: Good luck in your next job hunt, bye!
>The girls leaves the boy
R: ...I-
N: Just get me another soda and I'll consider it (not)

S: And now we meet the best minds in the world.
Ri: Say hi, Venam and Melia!
"Huh?!"
V: Yeah! Hi internet!
S: You gotta tell us girls, how did Tesla was ok with this?
"Well, she really didn't-"
Ri: *Gasp!* You mean this is a "naughty" party?
"I wou-"
V: Yes! Because we are cool like that! We had a chance, and we took it!
>All the people cheers
S: Now that's the attitude! Anything you wanna say before we mash?
>You had enough
>If he won't appreciate you, maybe he will appreciate coping
"Yes I do: screw you anon, you loser! I can have fun WITHOUT YOU!"
>The crowd goes while and raise their cups for you
>You feel so cool right now
>Venam wanted more screentime, so she started to follow Saki and Risa
>You nonchalantly serve yourself more soda, and drink proud of yourself
>"They won't like what is going on here."
"Huh? Oh, hi Erin. Want some?"
>"Tesla and Amber are going to explode if they see that stream."
"So? Good for me. I just told that loser, so he can go and have all the sex and babies he wants, I'm gonna have fun, relax, and even maybe have sex with Venam. Anonymous sucks!"
>You drink your cup and scream
>Nothing will go wrong now

Meanwhile, in Galar
"Hey Amber, where's anon and your mom?"
>"Anon finally realized he may be a father and had a panic attack in the bathroom. Mom went to call the hotel's services, and now his Sandslashes are calming him with farm trivia."
"And why aren't you with him?"
>"Well, I though maybe seeing me now would scare him now. Truth be told, I'm scared too, but I never believe a man could crash and burn so quickly."
"Hmm... I guess you are right."
>"And why were you searching him?"
"Look at this."
>Aelita shows the stream to Amber
>"Holy shit, mom will be mad. Well, more than she already is."
"What should we do? We can't go there."
>Amber takes the phone and sees the simps paying during the stream
>"Hmmm...."
>[You paid 100000 pokedollars]
"Amber?!"
>TheFieryAmb: You better clean everything up. We saw it all.
S: Come Melia, you need to call the next top comment.
M: WOO! YEAH! PARTY!!!
Ri: C'mon M, we are about to end.
M: Alright, alright.... from TheFieryAmb... You better cl... Oh shit!
>Melia leaves the stream
S: What's the- Oh yeah baby, girl got caught~~~
Ri: Ohhh, drama for the ending. See ya after the party boys and girls <3
>The stream ends
>"That should do it. Don't worry, everything will be clean when we are back."
"I hope so."
>Tesla enters the room
>"Girls, grab your coats. Anon is calm, but doctors want to check on him. We will be sleeping at the hospital."
>"Aww... we booked the room for nothing."
>"There shouldn't have been a booking in the first place."
>The girls feel the judging gaze. They only quiet down, took their coats, and went to the hospital.

Back in Aevium
"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!!! They saw the stream, they heard what I said, THEY KNOW ABOUT THE PARTY!!!"
>"Melia, please calm down. Think with your head, they are in Galar right now, they can't return just now to stop us."
"But Tesla knows I used her house, Amber knows I invited a lot of people, Aelita was the one who found the stream, and Anonymous won't want to come save the city with me anymore!"
>"What's so good about anon being the hero anyway?"
>Erin comes with a bucket filled with sea water. Next move, she pours it on Melia.
>"What the- Erin!"
>"Cold enough?"
>You do not reply
>"Let's analize our situation with a calm mind: 1) They are in Galar, and we are here. 2) There are no flights available until next morning, so even if they have one free, it would take 6 hours minimun to reach the airport. And 3) You can clean up during that timeframe, and you won't do it alone. Understood?"
>You finally gather your ideas and understand
"... Yes Erin, I understand."
>"Good. In the meantime, relax, think of an apology, and have fun. They won't hate you forever. If anything, they will be angry you didn't invited them."
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>"Alright, I guess I went over my head."
>"Good. Now, let's go back to party!"
>The video feed from a fake mushroom camera shows the cute scene
"Uhuhuhu, so a party? They are laughing when they should be crying."
>"Don't worry Fernando, we will have our revenge."
"You are right Flora. You must never underestimate the roots of vengeance, Melia. Now you will face us soon..."