Anon's Twilight Time

RPBN;
>"Anon!"
What.
>"Can you help me with an experiment?"
Are you going to turn me into something?
>"No."
Are you teleporting me somewhere?
>"No."
Am I going to have sexual intercourse with an unnamed organic or non organic creature?
>"Not until Tuesday."
Okay, what do you need me to do?
>"Can you add me on Ponebook?"
No. I don't have a Ponebook account.
>"Wow Anon, get with the times. Even my mom has an account."
Yeah, she was saying that last night.
>"What was that Anon?"
Nothing.

My contribution;
>"No, I'm pretty sure you mentioned my mom."
"A-are you sure? You know I tend to mumble."
>"Fluttershy mumbles, you clearly said something about my mom. Which is funny that you should bring her up since she was staying in town last night but wouldn't tell me where."
"Well that sounds like quite a coincidence."
>"Then I guess it's also a coincidence that she said something about getting a pearl necklace last night but started avoiding the subject when I asked her to show me?"
"Maybe it was a gift for you?"
>"Anonymous just stop. Did you rut my mother?"
"... Yes."
>"So she stayed-"
"At my place."
>"And the neck-"
"My jizz."
>She just hangs her head in disappointment.
"Y'know it can still be a gift for you."
>Her face instantly perks up.
>"Really?!"
"Sure."
>You crouch down and open your arms out wide.
>She jumps into your arms and settles down into a cradled position as you stand up.
>You promptly walk up to her room and stand next to the bed.
>Next you turn around and throw her out the window.
"God damn it's been a while since I've done that."