my mom asked me to go buy some groceries so i DID
and when i came back i went into my room and the floor was all wet? like someone left the bathroom after washing their hands and didnt dry them and started dripping everywhere while also walking all over my room, so i do wHATS NORMAL AND I ASK MY MOM IF SHE DID THAT and she was like nooo? me? why would i??

so i grab a rag and start cleaning it uP BUT ITS EVERYWHERE? ON MY DESK EVEN? SO I FREAK OUT A LITTLE AND I GO BACK TO MY MOM'S ROOM LIKE "IS THERE A RAT IN THIS HOUSE AND IS IT PEEING ALL OVER MY STUFF BECAUSE ITS WET EVERYWHERE!!"

and then she starts laughing like "no.... dont mAKE ME LAUGH MY STITCHES" and iM VERY CONFUSED AT THIS POINT?? WHERES THE RAT?

but then she tells me "yea so i kinda sprinkled some holy water in your room while you were gone my bad i didnt tell you bc i thought you'd be mad"




fckin h*CK!! (I DONT MIND I WAS JUST SCARED)