In which Kara defeats the Showstoppers

<yzabtech[DM]> ==START==
<yzabtech[DM]> ((timeline disclaimer: this takes place after the final C1SA black king fight, before a session merger, and right after the C1SB black kings are dead))
<yzabtech[DM]> Kara sees the corpses of the black kings, and the smiling faces of her teammates.
<yzabtech[DM]> Her journey is over, or so it seems.
<Kara_Denlar> "well this is great."
<yzabtech[DM]> With a sudden jolt of Skaia, the Showstoppers rise from the corpses of the dead Black Kings.
<Kara_Denlar> "nevermind."
<Showstoppers> Andromeda: "Well, well, well."
<Kara_Denlar> "who the hell are you?"
<Showstoppers> Cassiopeia: "Don't you remember us?"
<Showstoppers> A: "Your wonderful hosts of C1SB?"
<Kara_Denlar> "well, no?"
<Kara_Denlar> "what the hell is a c1sb."
<Kara_Denlar> "is it a kind of sandwich?"
<Showstoppers> C: "We made an entire speech CONGRATULATING you on your wonderful performance when you all fought yourselves, and GRACED your co-players corpses with our feet,"
<Showstoppers> A: "And we don't even get a thank you?!"
<Showstoppers> C: "These mortals really DO deserve to die!"
<yzabtech[DM]> You hear a laugh from an extradimensional audience. It's more like a low murmur to your ears, which seems to hurt your head.
<Kara_Denlar> "well, how fucking helpful you were."
<Kara_Denlar> "really, a massive thanks from me, deep down from my heart."
* Kara_Denlar flips off these Showstoppers.
<yzabtech[DM]> Black boxes appear over your hands.
<Showstoppers> A: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
<Kara_Denlar> "go away and bother some people who deserve it."
<Showstoppers> C: "Don't do that on TV!"
<Kara_Denlar> "do what?"
<Showstoppers> A: "Don't flip us off, that's what!"
<Showstoppers> C: "Unless you want to die?!"
<Kara_Denlar> "so if i flip you off, i'll die."
<Showstoppers> A: "Oh, Cassiopeia, you're so silly! We're killing them anyway!"
<Kara_Denlar> "..."
<Showstoppers> C: "Wonderful idea, Andromeda!"
* Kara_Denlar flips them off with both hands again.
<Showstoppers> A/C: "SMILE FOR THE CAMERA."
<Kara_Denlar> "oh shut up already."
* Kara_Denlar branishes her book.
<yzabtech[DM]> The normally bright Skaian sky goes dark, as your coplayers start flying around.
<yzabtech[DM]> Jonah tries to escape, but gets caught first, frozen in time, followed by Ezra, Lily, Rukshu, and Zach.
<Kara_Denlar> "..."
<Showstoppers> Our designated couple and love triangle down, three more to go!
<Kara_Denlar> "what do you think you're doing?"
<Kara_Denlar> "i'm the one with the time powers here."
* Kara_Denlar attempts to reverse the time shit going on.
<yzabtech[DM]> Axel gets frozen into a grotesque expression, and Minali seems to be anchored to the ground, as the two demons approach Kara.
<yzabtech[DM]> You're powerless.
<yzabtech[DM]> You're hopeless.
<Showstoppers> A: "Seven down."
<Showstoppers> C: "One left."
<Kara_Denlar> "shut it."
<Showstoppers> A/C: "We'll see you all next season!"
* Kara_Denlar tries to do something, anything.
<yzabtech[DM]> The book flashes with a symbol of a spirograph.
<yzabtech[DM]> A maroon pen appears in your hands.
<yzabtech[DM]> The next chapter is yours, Kara.
<Kara_Denlar> ...
<yzabtech[DM]> The next chapter is yours.
* Kara_Denlar opoens the book.
<Kara_Denlar> *opens
<yzabtech[DM]> https://www.reddit.com/r/RPGStuck/comments/52n7ex/c1sb_endgame_part_25_showstopper/d7r6wsn/
<yzabtech[DM]> ((that's not what you see in the book btw))
<yzabtech[DM]> ((i'm writing the new stuff))
<yzabtech[DM]> You flip to the last page, which is now the first page. The only text is "The next chapter is yours."
<yzabtech[DM]> The maroon pen starts to glow with unearthly energy.
* Kara_Denlar puts the pen to the paper.
<yzabtech[DM]> You begin to write something.
<yzabtech[DM]> You don't know what it is, but as you begin to write, you realize it.
* Kara_Denlar continues.
<yzabtech[DM]> It's your journey, from start to finish. The journey of you and your friends, as you braved everything, from start to finish.
<Kara_Denlar> "this is so fucking weird."
<Showstoppers> A/C: "No."
<yzabtech[DM]> Everything that's happened from start to finish, and maybe even things that haven't happened yet.
<yzabtech[DM]> You write at incredible speed, page after page.
<yzabtech[DM]> Starting from https://www.reddit.com/r/RPGStuck/comments/2zhsnv/day_1_part_1_modern/
<yzabtech[DM]> and ending with events in the near future.
<Kara_Denlar> "you know, this is really cramping my wrist."
<yzabtech[DM]> Like one that's going to happen right now.
<Showstoppers> A/C: "The Codex."
<Kara_Denlar> "the what?"
<yzabtech[DM]> You feel more powerful than ever.
<yzabtech[DM]> The book starts to rise from your hand.
* Kara_Denlar tries to stop these showstoppers.
<yzabtech[DM]> The pen, Kara.
<Kara_Denlar> "i think you've been annoying enough."
<Showstoppers> A: "Don't you realize what you're doing?!"
<Kara_Denlar> "no, and i don't really care."
<Showstoppers> C: "That power will destroy your mortal form!"
<Kara_Denlar> "i'm just sick of people fucking with me."
<Showstoppers> A: "Kara, I demand that you stop!"
<Kara_Denlar> "bye assholes."
<Showstoppers> C: "For our good, and for yours!"
<Showstoppers> A/C: "NO!"
* Kara_Denlar does not stop, and instead does the opposite.
<yzabtech[DM]> The book points at them, and a massive beam of energy blasts out of it.
<Kara_Denlar> "woo."
<yzabtech[DM]> The demons become engulfed in the light, degraded as their forms deteriorate, as they're absorbed into the book.
<Showstoppers> A: "But---I guess---we have to---thank you."
<Kara_Denlar> "yeah yeah yeah."
<Showstoppers> C: "You've just---set the stage---for something---more powerful than any of us...."
<Kara_Denlar> "get in the damn book already."
<Showstoppers> A/C: "So goodbye---loving fans...."
<Kara_Denlar> "jesus shittington shut it already."
<Showstoppers> A/C: "And stay hyped---for the series finale."
<Kara_Denlar> "fuuuuuuck me."
<yzabtech[DM]> The demons disappear for good, as the book closes.
<yzabtech[DM]> The book falls to the ground, and disappears in a flash of light in the shape of an icosahedron.
<yzabtech[DM]> You feel...tired.
<yzabtech[DM]> You collapse to the ground, as your friends unfreeze.
<Kara_Denlar> "ah."
<yzabtech[DM]> You see their smiling faces, as your consciousness slowly fades away.
<Kara_Denlar> "heh."
<Kara_Denlar> "..."
<yzabtech[DM]> ....
* Kara_Denlar has stopped thinking.
<yzabtech[DM]> Good night.
<yzabtech[DM]> HEROIC
<yzabtech[DM]> https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/game-over
<yzabtech[DM]> ==END==