Ledger Nano X - The secure hardware wallet

Beta Testing

fluffstory Mar 28th, 2020 171 Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
  1. FoxHoarder, February 15, 2015; 06:08 / FB 29736
  2. =======================================================================================================================================
  3. >You are a fluffy. You live in the park and are looking for nummies.
  4. >You see a pretty lady sitting on a bench, eating what appears to be cookies.
  5. >Cookies are yummy! Maybe the nice lady can give you cookies too!
  6. >You waddle over to her and ask nicely: "Pwease nice wady, giv fwuffy nummies?"
  7. >She looks down at you and thinks for a while.
  8. >"Are you a stallion?" she asks.
  9. >You're pretty sure you are, but check your no-no before answering in case you forgot. "Yea, fwuffy am stawwion!"
  10. >Her expression lights up. "Do you want a cookie? I'll let you have one if you let me test something."
  11. >You jump from joy so high that both your front hooves lift off the ground. "Yay! Fwuffy wuv cookie!"
  12. >This is the bestest lady ever!
  13. >She lifts you up. You try to give her huggies, but she holds you in one hand away from her body.
  14. >You don't know what she's up to, until you see her other hand coming up. She's going to give you bellyrubs!
  15. >She brings her hand closer and... Wait a minute! No! That's not your belly she's rubbing!
  16. >"Dat no no pwace!" you exclaim, trying to cover yourself with your rear legs. She didn't seem to hear you because she's still touching you.
  17. >"Nu touch no-noes! Nu touch- AAAGH!"
  18. >She's giving your no-noes squeezy hurties! "Nuu! No-noes nu fow huwties!" you exclaim, flailing your little leggies in the air.
  19. >You don't know what no-noes are for, but you know hurties are never a good thing!
  20. >She smiles a little and keeps rubbing your no-noes between her fingers. It hurts so bad you have a poopy-accident, but luckily your poopy-place was pointing away from her.
  21. >You frantically try to struggle free, or at least make her notice your discomfort, but she's just looking at your no-noes and squeezing harder!
  22. >"NUU! NU GIV NO-NOES OUCHIES! NO-NO PWACE HAF WOWSTEST OUCHIES!" you yell between pain-yells and sobs. It's hard to make words when your no-noes are hurting so bad!
  23. >She squeezes harder and harder until one of your special lumps goes pop and stops being a lump. It hurts more than anything ever! Even more than the squeezing before! You try to scream but no sound comes out.
  24. >You suddenly feel sleepy, but luckily the lady finally stops hurting your lumps and puts you down.
  25. >You still have the biggest hurties though. Your no-noes hurts too much to stand and you flop on the ground when she lets go of you.
  26. >You curl up and cry. If only there was someone to hug the hurties away...
  27. >The lady stands up above you. "So that's how fragile they are. Thanks little guy, now I'll know how rough is safe when getting kinky in the bedroom."
  28. >She puts something next to you. "Here. You still have one ball left, so here's half a cookie."
  29. >You don't remember having a ball before. You'd be happy about it but you're way too hurt to play.
  30. >The lady puts the rest of her nummies in a bag and walks away. You stay on the ground, sobbing in pain.
  31. >After forever time has passed, your no-noes are still having hurties. You open your eyes and see the cookie nummie in front of you.
  32. >You pull it next to you and hug the cookie. It tastes good.
  33. >You spend the rest of the day right there, doing nothing but crying, hugging and eating.
RAW Paste Data
We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the Cookies Policy. OK, I Understand