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  1. [15:33:07] MOTD:NOT DEAD YET MOTHERFUCKERS.
  2. [15:38:35] <Lewegee> who got b&?
  3. [15:38:42] <Mikem> Mauer
  4. [15:39:15] <Shekelstein> alright lads ill see you all later
  5. [15:39:20] <Mikem> See'ya
  6. [15:39:22] <Lewegee> cya sheckel
  7. [15:39:23] <Banana> later
  8. [15:41:42] <Nissin> the cooking bullshit IS a fucking bug
  9. [15:42:18] <Nissin> had all ingredients being searing hot
  10. [15:42:24] <Nissin> took them out and let them cool
  11. [15:42:37] <Nissin> put them in again and bam
  12. [15:42:48] <Awolf> Hey lads
  13. [15:42:53] <Banana> Ayywolf
  14. [15:42:53] <Nissin> got a meal when they heated up to hot
  15. [15:42:55] <Lewegee> sup
  16. [15:42:55] <Mikem> 'Ello
  17. [15:42:55] <Awolf> who did the faggot admin ban?
  18. [15:42:57] <Nissin> awolf
  19. [15:43:03] <Mikem> Mauer
  20. [15:43:20] <Awolf> of course he bans our FUCKING ARMORSMITH
  21. [15:43:22] <Nissin> I visited the farm
  22. [15:43:41] <Awolf> because why would nice shit ever happen right?
  23. [15:43:58] <Banana> We could try asking them to unban him because we don't even know what mods are prohibited
  24. [15:44:03] <Lewegee> yeah
  25. [15:44:18] MOTD:WurmESP is officially VERBOTEN by the admin. Uninstall it or get banned.
  26. [15:44:42] <Lewegee> shit we are being monitored
  27. [15:44:49] <Lewegee> hello nsa
  28. [15:44:58] <Banana> Awolf did you change the motd?
  29. [15:45:07] <Herrington> cianiggers get out
  30. [15:45:14] <Flink> no free backpacks
  31. [15:45:55] <Flink> nigga that isn't even your hat
  32. [15:46:42] <Banana> I guess i should remove the esp mod now, brb
  33. [15:47:04] <Flink> you're going to be a kike no matter what
  34. [15:47:10] <Mikem> I don't even remember how I installed it it's been so long
  35. [15:47:18] <Flink> keep it on
  36. [15:47:26] <Mikem> Just remove from mods folder?
  37. [15:47:45] <Nissin> remove the ESP folder inside the mods folder
  38. [15:47:51] <Lewegee> fug
  39. [15:47:59] <Lewegee> if banana gets b& im out
  40. [15:48:11] <Flink> fucking mine autists
  41. [15:48:12] <Mikem> That doesn't fuck with whatever argos patcher does?
  42. [15:48:36] <Flink> just like fucking mine
  43. [15:49:25] <Awolf> Yeah I changed that MOTD
  44. [15:49:43] <Awolf> Swear to me mum you fags better uninstall this right fucking now
  45. [15:49:50] <Nissin> stew is made allmost instantly
  46. [15:49:58] <Awolf> if banana gets banned we are FUCKED.
  47. [15:50:06] <Flink> Good
  48. [15:50:16] <Flink> Fuck that faggot.
  49. [15:50:44] <Awolf> whats your problem with Banana?
  50. [15:50:54] <Lewegee> why are there 100 plates on my lot?
  51. [15:50:56] <Nissin> what's his problem in general
  52. [15:51:03] <Nissin> acting butthurt as fuck over something
  53. [15:51:09] <Flink> Sat this shit here while I tralled around and over fucking other shore was better.
  54. [15:51:46] <Awolf> No fucking idea what you're trying to tell me.
  55. [15:51:53] <Flink> Kike wouldn't eve face up to talking about crab business until I took him to the sandy benis.
  56. [15:52:11] <Banana> K back
  57. [15:52:23] <Lewegee> u wot
  58. [15:52:26] <Flink> A cunt had best fucking back it up or I will bully them harder than leddit.
  59. [15:52:30] <Banana> Ignore Flink, he became retarded hours ago
  60. [15:52:34] <Awolf> Yo Banana whats this drama between you and Flink? I am confused.
  61. [15:52:37] <Flink> That's What it is.
  62. [15:52:57] <Banana> How the fuck do i know? I got on and he's trying to pick a fight with me blabbering shit about crabs and bubbles
  63. [15:53:08] <Banana> Ask Kang and Jazz
  64. [15:53:09] <Flink> I put Banana in sixteen ways and the faggot thought it owned the place
  65. [15:53:13] <Banana> See?
  66. [15:53:18] <Awolf> Yeah I do not get what he is talking about either.
  67. [15:53:20] <Flink> Absolutely any one of you think you do.
  68. [15:53:21] <Banana> He's acting retarded
  69. [15:53:29] <Banana> Feel free to kick him out or kill him
  70. [15:53:38] <Flink> This isn't a anon town, unless you have a hard DF plan.
  71. [15:53:46] <Flink> CUT it, Banana.
  72. [15:53:57] <Lewegee> fukn kek
  73. [15:54:02] <Awolf> Flink you cut it out noone has any idea what you're blabbering about.
  74. [15:54:02] <Banana> Also did you change the motd or some shit?
  75. [15:54:07] <Awolf> Yes I did.
  76. [15:54:16] <Banana> Wew i thought we were being monitored
  77. [15:54:32] <Flink> The more you faggots play around like you have power this shit burns
  78. [15:54:48] <Lewegee> wtf are you even saying man
  79. [15:54:54] <Awolf> If you can explain your problem in a way a normal fucking human being can understand I'll listen.
  80. [15:55:05] <Flink> This isn't your home no more than mine
  81. [15:55:09] <Banana> I told you he went insane, he's been like this all the time
  82. [15:55:10] <Awolf> But if you're just being a fag you're getting kicked fam.
  83. [15:55:21] <Nissin> [14:55:35] Recipe "fried meat" added to your cookbook.
  84. [15:55:32] <Flink> Nothing to explain except I bullied Banana into eating the last crab.
  85. [15:55:37] <Awolf> There is enough stupid bullshit going on as is with this admin and whatnot.
  86. [15:55:56] <Awolf> Oh so it's nothing? Then stop being a bitch about it.
  87. [15:55:56] <Flink> Your stupid bullshit.
  88. [15:56:06] <Lewegee> btw did bowman show up around here?
  89. [15:56:13] <Awolf> What would that bullshit be?
  90. [15:56:18] <Flink> That faggot fruit landed us here.
  91. [15:56:20] <Banana> I don't see him
  92. [15:56:30] <Flink> Oh you namefags really love eachother.
  93. [15:56:32] <Awolf> Yeah I agree the spot kinda sucks.
  94. [15:56:41] <Herrington> Ebin made my first non 1QL food
  95. [15:56:44] <Awolf> But Banana did not know about the dirt layer.
  96. [15:56:53] <Flink> Shut up Banana.
  97. [15:56:59] <Lewegee> >calling us namefags while being a namefag yourself
  98. [15:57:03] <Awolf> Which is why we built a massive land bridge yesterday to the north.
  99. [15:57:15] <Banana> >telling me to shut up while i'm not even talking
  100. [15:57:18] <Awolf> And that dorf fort you mentioned we should plan: We'll actually do this
  101. [15:57:22] <Flink> And if a nigger one of you again short start a crusade.
  102. [15:57:39] <Nissin> what?
  103. [15:57:42] <Flink> I will go become out of spite.
  104. [15:57:45] <Awolf> But we need to prepare properly else it won't work
  105. [15:58:01] <Awolf> so it ain't gonna happen soon but it gonna happen
  106. [15:58:12] <Lewegee> what are you on man cause i'd like some myself
  107. [15:58:12] <Awolf> dorf forts are easily fucked
  108. [15:58:13] <Flink> You fucking hobbos fucking ran and got many killed during that faggot attempt at a crusade.
  109. [15:58:15] <Nissin> Awolf
  110. [15:58:35] <Nissin> food needs to be hot to convert to meals
  111. [15:58:45] <Flink> I am ready to burn it back at MR
  112. [15:58:45] <Nissin> and all ingredients have to be equally heated
  113. [15:58:59] <Awolf> >EQUALLY heated
  114. [15:59:02] <Awolf> oooh fuck
  115. [15:59:09] <Awolf> that explains a lot
  116. [15:59:14] <Nissin> yeah
  117. [15:59:27] <Flink> Yeah, listen nigga.
  118. [15:59:33] <Nissin> the tolerance between the heat of the items is too low
  119. [15:59:53] <Nissin> that's why shit go to searing hot and nothing happens
  120. [16:00:03] <Awolf> so if I just put shit into the oven at the same time and not after each other shit should be fine?
  121. [16:00:12] <Nissin> should be
  122. [16:00:16] <Awolf> or does different shit heat up differently?
  123. [16:00:29] <Flink> Fuck off Nissin, you just showed up.
  124. [16:00:37] <Nissin> the game seem to check shit differently
  125. [16:01:00] <Nissin> and it still mechanically puts items in 1 by 1
  126. [16:01:07] <Awolf> Flink you're being so fucking insane I am starting to think you're Flinks little brother doing a prank on him trying to get him banned.
  127. [16:01:11] <Nissin> even when you select all ingredients and then drag them in
  128. [16:01:21] <Flink> I'm too sane.
  129. [16:01:45] <Nissin> we got peat to fuel the ovens with
  130. [16:01:57] <Nissin> not much but tehre's some in the bsb in the mine
  131. [16:02:04] <Banana> Oh... So he got a little brother
  132. [16:02:12] <Flink> Awolf, if you keep suckfucking in this circlejerk, I will be re-rerolling for MR.
  133. [16:02:13] <Awolf> I have no idea banana
  134. [16:02:23] <Flink> I know Banana would love that.
  135. [16:02:27] <Awolf> nigga I have no idea what your problem is
  136. [16:02:30] <Awolf> literally
  137. [16:02:47] <Awolf> other than you not liking the spot he picked
  138. [16:02:50] <Flink> Well just like all of you niggers that drop out.
  139. [16:02:51] <Nissin> we need carbs in our diet
  140. [16:02:55] <Nissin> and more fats
  141. [16:03:14] <Flink> And Banana thinking it shows up and Nissin just because the nigger was there before.
  142. [16:03:33] <Flink> Fuck you if I'm rolling with my old name, you faggots.
  143. [16:03:55] <Banana> Don't come back
  144. [16:03:56] <Flink> I bet you love Steam chat too.
  145. [16:03:58] <Mikem> What creature mod does this sever use? I tried installing
  146. [16:04:00] <Mikem> https://forum.wurmonline.com/index.php?/topic/133254-released-creatures-mod/
  147. [16:04:19] <Mikem> And it wouldn't let me launce
  148. [16:04:20] <Banana> Ye i tried that mod too but it didn't work, launcher won't launch
  149. [16:04:26] <Flink> Oh if you put it that way I won't leave ever, you fair weather faggot.
  150. [16:04:32] <Mikem> Lanch*
  151. [16:04:38] <Banana> >lanch
  152. [16:04:45] <Flink> I'm going nowhere, Banana.
  153. [16:04:55] <Banana> ok bro
  154. [16:05:19] <Banana> Also, i wonder if that download was server files since the description says it goes to the server folder
  155. [16:05:24] <Flink> Don't get around me, or think you're a cute wannabe anon.
  156. [16:05:27] <Nissin> Flink, what's your problem?
  157. [16:05:35] <Flink> Fuck along away.
  158. [16:06:08] <Mikem> That's probably the case
  159. [16:06:14] <Flink> You all fucked up a crusade and someone fucking niggered three practice dolls all at the same time
  160. [16:06:29] <Flink> I don't trust a single one of you faggots at this point.
  161. [16:06:30] <Lewegee> big fucking deal
  162. [16:06:44] <Flink> Fuck you, go make my gear then.
  163. [16:07:01] <Lewegee> go to cuckchan then
  164. [16:07:20] <Flink> Fuck off cunt.
  165. [16:07:41] <Flink> You asked you got your answer.
  166. [16:08:00] <Flink> You want a fucking cuckchan answer, pisscunt?
  167. [16:08:07] <Nissin> practice doll breaks
  168. [16:08:11] <Flink> YOU head over to MR
  169. [16:08:22] <Flink> NOT THREE AT ONCE NIGGER
  170. [16:08:31] <Nissin> "fucking up" a crusade is pretty fucking common
  171. [16:08:42] <Flink> AT DIFFERENT QL
  172. [16:08:46] <Flink> FUCK OFF NISSIN
  173. [16:09:08] <Nissin> 3 dolls breaking is common when absolute morons beat on them with weapons
  174. [16:09:09] <Flink> JUST BECUASE YOU JUST SHOWED UP DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE BE ALL FUCK ASS END ALL
  175. [16:09:20] <Nissin> I "just" showed up
  176. [16:09:30] <Flink> YES
  177. [16:09:32] <Nissin> on this server, yes
  178. [16:09:41] <Flink> NO SHIT NIGGER
  179. [16:09:50] <Flink> And you love being a fucking namefag
  180. [16:09:53] <Nissin> that is true, but I've played before
  181. [16:10:12] <Flink> And you faggots talk about cuckchan.
  182. [16:10:20] <Nissin> where?
  183. [16:10:25] <Flink> HMMMMM
  184. [16:10:26] <Nissin> and why is that a problem?
  185. [16:10:54] <Nissin> are you so fucking closed that it triggers you when people talk about stuff?
  186. [16:11:21] <Nissin> jesus christ that guy
  187. [16:11:23] <Awolf> he's kicked out of the village
  188. [16:11:28] <Awolf> if you see him kill him
  189. [16:11:34] <Nissin> set him as an enemy
  190. [16:11:36] <Mikem> I think he's just drunk or something
  191. [16:11:39] <Awolf> how?
  192. [16:11:47] <Banana> someone please fucking inform me where is that faggot
  193. [16:11:47] <Nissin> you can modify his crime or some shit
  194. [16:12:25] <Banana> fucking finally
  195. [16:12:35] <Banana> This nigger's grating my godfucking nerve since morning
  196. [16:13:52] <Nissin> yeah
  197. [16:14:03] <Herrington> whan an mess
  198. [16:14:25] <Nissin> wasn't there some guy with legit schizofrenia we played with before?
  199. [16:14:30] <Awolf> See children THAT is why you don't mix LSD with meth.
  200. [16:14:39] <Nissin> or is that from some other game?
  201. [16:14:47] <Nissin> maybe it was PS2
  202. [16:15:07] <Awolf> more like MPD
  203. [16:15:07] <Banana> I FOUND HIM
  204. [16:15:12] <Awolf> well fuck him
  205. [16:15:24] <Banana> Northwest, sandy part
  206. [16:15:44] <Banana> I'm gonna love breaking his shit
  207. [16:15:45] <Mikem> I watched him swim away
  208. [16:15:55] <Mikem> Honestly thought we was going to drown
  209. [16:16:19] <Awolf> you know what would be really, really nice?
  210. [16:16:23] <Awolf> if I log in one day
  211. [16:16:33] <Awolf> and no dumb shit has happened or is happening
  212. [16:16:33] <Mikem> The steaks okay for eating?
  213. [16:16:41] <Awolf> oh shit no wait
  214. [16:16:50] <Awolf> let me finish raking then I will finish cooking
  215. [16:16:58] <Awolf> totally forgot in all this chaos about this fag
  216. [16:17:02] <Mikem> Or are they a mat for steak and chips?
  217. [16:17:07] <Awolf> yeah
  218. [16:17:49] <Mikem> So don't eat the steaks, I'll fill a cauldron and take some stew
  219. [16:18:40] <Nissin> just ignore flink
  220. [16:18:43] <Banana> I killed him, he stole some of our stuffs
  221. [16:18:54] <Nissin> no surprise there
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