1. Who is/are your sponsor(s) in Sniggerdly?

Angie / dg04, any other fucking scrub i've forgotten about.

2. How old are you?

32

3. Where do you live and what languages do you speak?

United Kingdom, and the Queens English.

4. Which time zone sees the most of your playing time (US/EU/AZN)?

EU evenings, random mornings

5. How many hours do you on average play eve for during the week?

1-2 if im feeling emo, feeding a pony, or otherwise engaged with my son. Normally 8-10 now the whore's been ditched, this of course is conversly affected by my interest in the game.

6. Please list all your characters on all your accounts and provide links to skill sheets, kill boards (if applicable), as well as noting each character's amount of skill points, any specialised skills and how long you've had ownership of said characters. If you have characters that you for some reason need to keep secret, PM the relevant info to your recruiter.

Annu - 120m sp, main toon, brings the pain and all that shit. Max skills for Nyx, blabla, all other races maxed upto battleshits. and all T3's (Original owner)
Naomki - 20 somthing m sp, dunno, shes just a utility alt i fly alot but pay no attention too. Also named after some slut ex. (Original owner)
Sweet McLovin' - Bought about a year ago to fly a Jump freighter and that sorta crap, around 60m sp

7. When will you most likely be available for an interview (Eve time)?


EU TZ - evenings, sms/text from angie or dg and i can be at the puter on demand


Section B – The Eve Online ~experience~:

1. What do you enjoy doing the most in Eve and what do you enjoy the least?

I wont lie, i like monging and jewing peoples plexes from under them. More than that, I like to get in a fotm ship, fly 60 jumps, and dick around in an area until i die. Usually in a dramiel, but some faggot whined they were too OP or some shit so I'm fucking about up north in a redeemer now.

2. Which ships do you generally fly and which ships do you see yourself flying in Sniggerdly/Pandemic Legion fleets?

Dramiel till the nerf, I enjoy 1v1's and taking down scouts - Do i actually 'enjoy' flying anything other than that which is fast and enables me to get in, ruin some faggots day and get out? not really.
I'm still looking for somthing that will augment my individual play style at the moment. Apart from that, i'll usually fly somthing shiney and rather over priced.

3. Do you have any FC experience? If so, please tell us a little about that.

Small gangs, maybe upto 30-50 people? Couple of hot drops on SC's that sorta shit.

4. Do you have experience with any other specialised roles, such as scouting, logistics ships, being a person of the hebrew persuasion?

Pro scout - is my usual role in fleets

5. How do you make your ISK in Eve?

I dunno really, i always have isk, after 8 years in game, isk just seems to magically appear.

6. Give us a run down of your eve POD PILOT CAREER. How long you've played, in which corps/alliances, favourite fights/incidents, any relationships (positive or negative) of note with persons and/or corps/alliances.

I came to eve after googling for Elite alternatives, you know, that game from like when i was two. Anywhoo i was dicking about with a few pals in Quake 3 at the time, and a few were also interested in eve, after Beta, i'd relocated and was without t'internets for a bit. I joined up with them in the december and joined the corporation SmAK. We got involved in the roleplay scene, and my career blossomed from there. I decided i actually liked killing people, and did that for a few years with Ushra Khan and that malarky. Somthing changed, SmAK was rotting from within and a good friend Alasse Cuthalion suggested i join him in RKK and BoB. Off i went to join BoB and i loved it, nice region, we'll take it blahblah. Anyways, there were many wonderful people in RKK at the time, we were up north stomping on G and all that good stuff, so i stayed for around 2 years. Then BoB got a bit stagnant, we lost our space, i can't even remember why (Bills?), and i created my own corp (Satanic Nu Nu - Anagram for; Annu is a Cunt) with a few buddies at the time such as StevieW (Explore eve creator) and we did the whole wormhole thing for a year. At this time I.T alliance was formed and i joined up in time for the fountain campaign and the Goonies bill payment failure drama. I plexed my tits off after all of this and generally got bored of eve while sleeping in blankets of crisp isk notes. IT was turning into a bloated turd and directors were happy to sit on their laurels etc. we had a few internal dramas and we split up. I then targetted a few turds id seen botting and blue ninja'd their faces and ended up getting booted from RKK much to the delight of the current bear sucking directorate at the time. I dunno what i did in the interval without looking up what i did but i did somthing. the directors responsible for creating chaff and fluff within RKK had been excised with some careful manipulation on my part and others who remained in the corp, and i re applied. Oh yeah, i joined dashavatara to hang out with tbone and odet and faggots like that while rolling with my wingman reath up north. The corp however had died due to some misdirection, and the rest is current history, im looking for a home after shagging some bird for 5 months and mostly forgetting about eve. but it turns out my cock was insufficient and im back.

7. You are in a PL armour HAC fleet and we are heavily engaged with some random scrublords. We get bombed and you receive roughly 30% armour damage. What do you do?

cream fuck yeah and broadcast for armour, should i be doing somthing special in this very common scenario?

8. You are in a LR zealot in a PL sniper hac fleet, engaged with a rather large fleet of enemy Drakes and your overview suddenly goes all yellow boxy. What do you do?

Broadcast for armour and see if i can soak it up, as were long range i'll just fuck off if it seems not to be the case and rejoin the fray by warping back as soon as i land in my omg i ran the fuck away spot.

9. While languidly chilling in a system within appropriate jump ranges of our current staging system in your covert ops, you come across a Wyvern outside the shields of a pos. What do you do now in order to facilitate non-risk, non-effort pvp for your bros in the Legion?

See who is active on comms, ask for a hic, see what supers are available, all while getting into position - i normally shout at this point for people to put their cocks away and wake the fuck up. i'd then assume a regular fc would take control after gleaning relevant intel from me in a concise matter ( don't worry i'm not one of the types who answer " on a gate " when an fc explicitly asks where you are, wolol) - as a new guy scrub no-one is gonna jump on my call.

10. Do you approve/disapprove of piracy, scamming, spying, griefing?

Couldent care less, i've done all of it with great success.

11. Why are you leaving your current corp/alliance?

It's p.much dead.

12. What are your goals in Eve?

To continue to play with equally compentant people who are not complete fucking scrubs

13. Why do you want to join Sniggerdly and where did you hear about us?

I was around when you formed, i've fought against you. Couple of bros are in snigg - angie and dg off the top of my head