Deck of Many Things

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02: Summons powerful outsider (alignment / personality dependent) to offer a deal you'll have a hard time refusing (summoned Lt. Cmdr. Jalkaren Blessed-Is-The-Light)
03: Opposite alignment / phobia cure or life of crime / insanity
04: An avatar of Death appears, relentlessly seeking to destroy you. Anyone attempting to interfere gets their own reaper to fight.
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06: One random (or OOC volunteer) ally is banished and replaced with an evil doppleganger
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08: Destroyed all mundane inventory, annulled marriage
09: Deck slips out of Pog's hand like wet soap.  Unknown additional effects?
    Did something weird to Nin's brass balm
10: More magic items (Nerys's bulge and armor)
11: Semi-random utilitarian magic item (created subterrene)
12: Semi-random magic weapon (created fire spear)
13: Redefine the terrain type of an adjacent hex
14: Gain 1d6 wishes (drawing a specific card costs 2 wishes (assuming you have cards left to draw), retconing previous card interactions costs 3)
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17: Silver statue, Dorian Grey damage displacement/link
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19: Gain new immunity / vulnerability, or draw 3.
20: Automatic effect to be activated later (extra life?  No details on implementation).
21: Unspecified one time use ability
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##: Seals your soul somewhere until you can be rescued.