WTF?

[23:40] Nicholas Philly: the only three officers online right now are me DJ, and a cadet, it's just about 3am and I have to be up for work in 5 hours. and I think DJ and Sierra are also going to log when were done here bub
[23:42] Nicholas Philly: and Evie says if she has to log back in to come over there, shes coming with guns blazin and shes gonna fix the problem quickly!
[23:43] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Lol can't shoot for a disturbance
[23:43] Nicholas Philly: I mean it's SL and it's 3am!
[23:43] Nicholas Philly: the rules stop applying at some point!
[23:43] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Doesn't matter family disturbance you can't do that
[23:43] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): so just forget it
[23:44] Nicholas Philly: okay so clearly your not getting the joking manner here
[23:44] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Actually they don't
[23:44] Nicholas Philly: your getting an attitude with me and I'm not really appreciating it
[23:44] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): we will NPC it but Family disturbance gunzs don't go a blazzing
[23:44] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Your the one saying guns blazing
[23:44] Nicholas Philly: I'm just joking around with you a bit and trying to let you know that none of us are coming
[23:46] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): I understand that none of you are coming
[23:46] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): but you can't say rules don't apply because its 3 am
[23:46] Nicholas Philly: your totally correct I did say that if Evie has to log back in to come to your rp shes not going to be happy about it, and will come gunz blazing. If you do not get that I'm kidding I'm sure you can take this chat log to Rei, Tom, or Alice in the morning and we can deal with it like that
[23:46] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): I never said I was gonna take it to rei you did.
[23:46] Nicholas Philly: I do not really understand why you always have to be this way with me
[23:46] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): you implied
[23:47] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): LOL your the one that said the guns blazing thing so i told you my response then you said I was getting an attitude
[23:47] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): you say its 3 am rules don't apply i get the joking about evie
[23:47] Nicholas Philly: Dude
[23:47] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): but rules still apply
[23:47] Nicholas Philly: no kidding man wtf
[23:47] Nicholas Philly: I give up with you I really do
[23:47] Nicholas Philly: have a good night I'm going to bed
[23:47] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): I didn't want anything I told you I would NPC it
[23:48] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): and your sitting here saying I was getting an attitude
[23:48] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): but night
[23:53] Nicholas Philly: okay I really want to just go to bed but I feel like I need to break this down for you... I said basically that Evie said if she has to log back in to take care of your rp shes gonna just shoot you all, and you replied by saying we can't do that, I said it's late and the rules stop applying at some point (meaning that were tired and may forget the rules... fyi still joking with you), then you got pissy and said "just forget it" and then said actually they don't and that you'll NPC it and for the third time as if I didn't get it the first two times or already know how things work to begin with you tell me that it's a Family disturbance gunzs don't go a blazzing... So if you read it back it's not hard to conclude that your giving me shit when I was just trying to joke around with you same as I would with any other person in an OOC IM. Hopefully this makes it clear and you can understand how absolutely retarded this is.
[23:55] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Go to bed then your the one sstill argueing
[23:56] Nicholas Philly: because I cannot understand how almost every time I speak with you, you feel the need to tell me how things work, or get an attitude with me... do you not realize that literally every time we speak it's the same outcome. I literally try to avoid you as much as I can because it's this same shit every time. So yeah I'm still going because I would really like this to stop, and for you to quit being such a jerkoff every time I try to speak with you...
[23:58] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): I didn't tell you how things work Philly I was told to NPC so I am you mentioned officer come blazing so I told you it wasn't right you could have said im just messing man but no you said its 3 am that doesn't matter.  You want to call me a jerkoff and i will take  how your family disturbance to TOM and REi how 3 am rules don't matter
[23:59] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): It was an RP for PD I get going to bed okay I get it I was gonna NPC or just wait but then you throw at me its 3 am it doesn't matter if you would have said im kidding man then okay instead you get an attitude and keep going at it when you said you wanted to go to bed.
[00:00] Nicholas Philly: I give up, I really do. three times you told me how things work just in this conversation within a matter of 60 seconds
[00:01] Nicholas Philly: DUDE are you serious!!!
[00:01] Nicholas Philly: [23:44] Nicholas Philly: I'm just joking around with you a bit and trying to let you know that none of us are coming
[00:01] Nicholas Philly: I totally said I was fucking kidding
[00:01] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): You said this after the 3 am thing
[00:01] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): after the attitude
[00:01] Nicholas Philly: correct because I was joking!!!
[00:01] Nicholas Philly: the three am thing was an extension of the joke FFS
[00:02] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): But still you didnt say that until after I told you that rules still apply
[00:02] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): you got all pissy then said it was a joke
[00:02] Nicholas Philly: [23:42] Nicholas Philly: and Evie says if she has to log back in to come over there, shes coming with guns blazin and shes gonna fix the problem quickly!
[23:43] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Lol can't shoot for a disturbance
[23:43] Nicholas Philly: I mean it's SL and it's 3am!
[23:43] Nicholas Philly: the rules stop applying at some point!
[23:43] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Doesn't matter family disturbance you can't do that
[23:43] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): so just forget it
[23:44] Nicholas Philly: okay so clearly your not getting the joking manner here
[00:02] Nicholas Philly: read this
[00:03] Nicholas Philly: I fucking said I was joking
[00:03] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Right so i said forget it like 10-22 disregard it
[00:03] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): you said you were going to b ed
[00:03] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): but you still kept going
[00:03] Nicholas Philly: no then I said I was joking
[00:04] Nicholas Philly: and after I said I was joking you continued by saying "actually they don't" then I simply said that I thought you were getting an attitude with me, and that I wasn't appreciating it... and then you for the third time... knowing I was kidding told me about how it was a family thing and that gunz can't be blazzing!!!!!!
[00:05] Nicholas Philly: You kept going
[00:05] Nicholas Philly: not me
[00:06] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Correct sir you said the choking thing after 23:43] Nicholas Philly: I mean it's SL and it's 3am!
[23:43] Nicholas Philly: the rules stop applying at some point!
[23:43] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Doesn't matter family disturbance you can't do that
[23:43] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): so just forget it
[23:44] Nicholas Philly: okay so clearly your not getting the joking manner here
[23:44] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Actually they don't
[00:06] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): I was responding to your its 3 am rules doesn't matter
[00:06] Nicholas Philly: yes I am aware, and the 3am thing was still a joke
[00:07] Nicholas Philly: so then why did you continue to again tell me that it was a family thing and gunz can'e be blazing
[00:07] Nicholas Philly: three times you said the same thing
[00:07] Nicholas Philly: not once, not twice, three damn times. two of which were after I told you I was kidding!
[00:08] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): THen you sit there and call me names
[00:08] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): and say go to rei or tom
[00:08] Nicholas Philly: this is not rocket science here Nate. I really do not understand why you feel the need to be this way with me
[00:08] Nicholas Philly: because you are being a jerkoff plain and simple
[00:08] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): LOL its you as well man
[00:08] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): you want to sit there and say I am a jerkoff then say oh i try to avoid you
[00:09] Nicholas Philly: you just cannot admit that you were wrong and either didn't realize I was kidding or missed me saying it I don't know but this is insane
[00:09] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Were both wrong
[00:09] Nicholas Philly: I do I 100% totally do try to avoid speaking with you
[00:09] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): you can't sit there and say you're right
[00:09] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Because of one bad rp in the past that was fixed then you still try to avoid me isn't that a dickish thing to do?
[00:10] Nicholas Philly: because every time I have an interaction with you it ends with you engaging in a pissing match with me... case and point you trying to get on my shit about a FUCKING JOKE what in the actual fuck is wrong with you!?!
[00:10] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): You act like we talk all the time it was one or two bad interactions it was fixed
[00:10] Nicholas Philly: two, now three Nate
[00:10] Nicholas Philly: this is number three
[00:10] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): now you're swearing
[00:11] Nicholas Philly: correct I am
[00:11] Nicholas Philly: because this is asinine
[00:12] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Like how many times did i say its fine just go to bed and you still kept going
[00:14] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Its like I never once called you names swear at you told you I was trying to avoid you.
[00:14] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): I never once threatened to go to rei until you called me names
[00:15] Nicholas Philly: what does that matter, maybe you think it's fine but I clearly do not. because clearly I am trying to figure out why you cannot understand when I very clearly said that I was joking you didn't seem to get the picture. Because in truth I would really like to not argue with you, and would like to be able to have a conversation with you that doesn't end in a pissing match... I've never in 35 years of life had such a difficult time interacting with an individual like I do with you... I don't get it, so maybe I keep going because I'm curious, and would like to try and figure out where this extreme disconnect happens.
[00:16] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Right And its done just go to bed before you keep being a dick and really piss me off
[00:17] Nicholas Philly: see that statement, that right there, thats an attitude. So what happens if I piss off Nate Diggity Doggy? exactly what happens? Will you go to an admin about it? Will you come beat me up? really Nate what happens if I "really piss you off" I'm interested to know
[00:17] Nicholas Philly: because that sounds like a threat to me
[00:19] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Im not sitting there  calling you names swearing at you  basically calling me an idiot and shit like I said go to bed it was done and you still keep going and keep being a dick about it that wasn't a threat just saying your gonna piss me off if you keep being rude and going on about its done.
[00:21] Nicholas Philly: I mean now I'll be like you and say... "well nate you just called me a name now, you called me a dick, and it was after you said it was done but before I said go to bed...."
[00:21] Nicholas Philly: come on man seriously
[00:22] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): Becasue you're being one man you get to a point where somone keeps being a dick dragging shit on it will piss you off
[00:27] Nicholas Philly: smh I give up, I really was just joking with you, and then really just wanted to understand why every time I speak with you it turns into this crap. I don't come to you looking for it I really don't. Everyone was having a good time and laughing, I messaged you so you didn't think we were ignoring you, and was simply trying to have a joke with you... but I couldn't and I didn't understand. Look at the first portion of the conversation and truly read it as if you were me, as if you messaged Nate after having a laugh with Evie 100% genuinely trying to be funny. And it turned into this attitude filled argument where you proceed to tell me three friggin times that we can't shoot you for a family argument. If you were me I believe you would think the same thing... basically "this guy must think i'm an idiot, say it once I get it okay cool, but two more times... did he really think I'm stupid enough to think it was actually okay to show up to this call and shoot everyone" once you think on that then consider this joke was not even mine! It was Evie I was simply relaying it... mistakenly thinking you would get a laugh out of it too, assuming you know I wasn't a total moron to actually think showing up and shooting everyone was a legit thing!!!!
[00:29] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): I wish you would own up to your shit instead of sitting there blaming me 100%
[00:29] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): I admitted I was in the wrong but part of it was you as well
[00:29] Nicholas Philly: good night Nate... I'll be sure to not message you with any jokes or thoughts in the future...
[00:30] Nᴀᴛᴇ Hᴀʀᴠᴇʏ Dɪxᴏɴ (natediggitydoggy): You do what you want to do run from taking blame like it was both of us man. But good night