001-EX Prediction 3

INPUT:
     SCP-2170's containment procedures.

OUTPUT:
     "Those who equip open heart to love red mouth men never know the hot surprise of tumorous consent. Clown love, always."

PROPOSAL:
     "Amend SCP-2170's containment procedures to exclude all personnel who do not have strong affections for clowns and clown-based media from making contact with the anomaly." (O5-01)

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STATUS
APPROVED

NOTES:
     Personnel who exhibit positive associations with clowns and clown-based media were discovered to have heightened resistance against SCP-2170's anomalous properties. Additional research into clown-based memetic inoculation is pending.

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The Great Hippo's Proposal (feat. PeppersGhost)