Jump 311: Nintendogs

Jump #311: Nintendogs
>Six of Wands (Victory), reversed: Impudence and false pride in meaningless achievements.
Hey, now, I can sit, I can speak. I don't dig up the garden. Much. I am a good dog! Don't be mean.
>Age: Puppy
>Location: Country Home
>Identity: Pedigree (-100)
>Breed: Corgi
Corgi's are a British bread. I am delicious.
>Drawbacks: Dirty House (+200)
If I'm going to be a puppy, I am going to play it up as much as possible. Which includes barking at the evil vacuum to try to protect my human from it! They don't know what wickedness these things are capable of.
>Cute! (1000)
>Fluffy! (900)
I'm a corgi. Cute and fluffy go hand in hand with me.
>Sit Down (800)
Oh the fun I shall have with this later...
>[Name]! (700)
It's not quite the Taboo, but it's close.
>Speak (600)
Well, being able to actually talk to people might throw them for a loop, but I'm cute enough that they'll just accept it and move forward.
>Fetch (400)
Playing fetch is fun. Being able to fetch things? Now that's just plain useful.
>Spin (200)
A corgi enjoys running in circles and being generally silly. The fact that this also means I can change the direction of objects in motion is increasingly hilarious and I intend to use this on people who fly to send them in different directions.
>Drop It (0)
Cause people to release what they're holding? I can think of a few situations where this is relevant.

I'm not sure I'd call this a vacation jump per se, but it's a hell of a pleasant change of pace. I'm a corgi! I am cute and adorable and I keep everyone safe from that Roomba that keeps running around being crazy.

Also someone broke into the house and did not expect a corgi to get them to try to talk them out of it. And when they accused said corgi of being the devil, they did not expect to suddenly drop the gun, sit down, and for the dog to call the police.

The only thing left now is to solve the conundrum of who the good boy is!