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  1. #Demi-chan
  2. #Ch.27
  3. #J>E
  4.  
  5. #P.1
  6. Kaiketsu Vampdersen…
  7. Volume 1
  8.  
  9. Wow, this brings back memories
  10. A comedy manga about a heroic vampire bandit
  11. I remember dad used to read this a lot when I was a kid…
  12.  
  13. ……
  14.  
  15. But why would this be lying in the middle of the hallway?
  16. Maybe someone dropped it, but this manga’s a bit aged to be owned by the children…
  17.  
  18. Satou-sensei?
  19.  
  20.  
  21. #P.2
  22. <Chapter 27>
  23. <Fact is … than Fiction>
  24. Oh, so this was yours, Yuki-chan?
  25. I-I’m sorry for bringing manga to school…
  26.  
  27. Oh that’s okay, as long as you don’t reading in school
  28. You brought it to borrow and lend to friends, am I right?
  29. *It’s a secret*
  30. I-It is…
  31. Thank you.
  32.  
  33. But I’m kind of surprised
  34. That you liked these kinds of comedy and gag manga
  35. Huh?
  36.  
  37.  
  38. #P.3
  39. Oh! Uh, no!
  40. I have a classmate who wanted to read it
  41. And I just happened to have it at home…
  42.  
  43. Oh I see
  44.  
  45. My parents really like manga, and have a lot of them at home
  46. But I don’t really read them…
  47. Okay
  48.  
  49. That funny, comedy stuff…
  50. I’m not really…
  51. Into it…
  52.  
  53.  
  54. #P.4
  55. I’m lying
  56. I actually
  57. love
  58. gag manga
  59.  
  60. But to me
  61. I’m really embarrassed to admit
  62. That I love gag manga
  63. It might be because there’s so many lowbrow ones
  64.  
  65. As such, I have no choice
  66. *squeeze*
  67. But to keep it hidden inside
  68.  
  69. You know, this “Vampderson” manga
  70. used to be very popular back in the day.
  71. Uh-huh…
  72. (I know it very well.)
  73.  
  74.  
  75. #P.5
  76. It’s a comedic manga about this heroic vampire bandit Vampdersson
  77. Who goes on to suck out the blood of the corrupt elite
  78. To bring down justice onto them!
  79.  
  80. And these call card that Vampderson would send to his targets were just so funny…
  81. …
  82.  
  83. The call cards would have coded messages on them!
  84. <Call Card>
  85. And the answer would always be missing “blood”
  86.  
  87. Normally, as soon as the target figured out the meaning of the coded message
  88. Vampderson makes his strike form behind them…
  89.  
  90. Wait
  91. This is…?!
  92.  
  93.  
  94. #P.6
  95. #&[TL: Language dependent joke/puzzle here. Two options below, one being a direct translation of it, another that’s been adapted for English. Choose one (1).]
  96. #[Ver 1]
  97. #<Q. Fill in to make Prefectural Names>
  98. #To
  99. #? ba
  100. #Gi
  101.  
  102. #…
  103. #It’s missing “ち”…!
  104. #<TL note: ち ≒ Blood>
  105.  
  106. &[Ver 2]
  107. &<Q. Fill in to make Mental Conditions>
  108. &Hot
  109. &? lust
  110. &ed
  111.  
  112. &…
  113. &It’s missing “blood”…!
  114.  
  115. Those codes were terrible!
  116. BFFPHT
  117.  
  118.  
  119. #P.7
  120. ?
  121. Yuki-chan?
  122. O-Oh, nothing…
  123. Just a sneeze…
  124. (Darn, couldn’t stop myself from laughing about it again…)
  125.  
  126. (Gotta change the topic…)
  127. Speaking of works with Demis as the main character, I heard there’s one with a snow woman that’s popular.
  128. *I haven’t read it yet though*
  129. Oh yeah!
  130. That’s “Yuki-koi”
  131.  
  132. It’s a ladies’ comic about a show woman who just moved from Aomori to Tokyo, working hard in both love and work
  133. *YUKI-KOI*
  134. It’s supposed to be a live action show in the fall.
  135.  
  136. A difficult city life that makes a snow woman shudder
  137. An encounter
  138. And then
  139. One passionate night…
  140.  
  141.  
  142. #P.8
  143. My body is about to melt!
  144. I mean
  145. It ends up being a series a puns…
  146. Bffpht!!
  147.  
  148. Yuki-chan?
  149. Um… A bug got into my mouth…
  150. (Maybe I should check it out if it has lowbrow jokes like that…)
  151.  
  152. …
  153. So… What do you think?
  154. If “Yuki-koi” ends up being a hit…
  155. Would you maybe get joked around by classmates?
  156. Huh?
  157. Um… I mean, it does come up in conversations
  158. But I don’t really get joked about it…
  159.  
  160.  
  161. #P.9
  162. Fiction’s just fiction after all
  163. And I think everyone knows the difference between it and real life
  164. That’s why they have that note saying, “The events of this work is fiction” and everything.
  165.  
  166. You’re right.
  167.  
  168. ……
  169. To think about it
  170. That might actually be because it’s about a “Snow Woman”.
  171. ?
  172. What do you mean?
  173.  
  174. “Yuki-koi” included
  175. Snow women in fiction look pretty dramatic
  176. *Haaah!*
  177. *Whooooosh”
  178. Even though traits of actual snow women hardly does anything
  179.  
  180. But in that sense, Satou-sensei, you…
  181. The Succubi-…
  182.  
  183. …
  184. Umm…
  185.  
  186.  
  187. #P.10
  188. I was wondering that maybe since you had that sort of trait
  189. If uou were teased about it…
  190. Fufu
  191. Yeah
  192.  
  193. There
  194. Might’ve been.
  195.  
  196. <The traits of succubi start manifesting around middle school>
  197. <So it might have been a bit of a topic once people found out I’m a succubus>
  198. *whisper whisper*
  199.  
  200. Satou.
  201.  
  202.  
  203. #P.11
  204. <That was when>
  205. <This boy Takkun, who led a group of troublemakers, tried to pick up on it…>
  206.  
  207. Hey
  208. Sato
  209.  
  210. I heard
  211. You’re a succubus, is that right?
  212. …I guess so.
  213.  
  214. Charm me for kicks, will ya?
  215. I mean, that’s what it’s for, isn’t it?
  216.  
  217. Th-That must have been awful?!
  218. Oh, don’t worry
  219.  
  220. I did
  221. Judo back then
  222.  
  223.  
  224. #P.12
  225. *Whoooomph*
  226.  
  227. Takkuuuuun!
  228. *Slam*
  229. Aaagh!
  230.  
  231. *Grip*
  232.  
  233. Owowowowowowowow
  234. *Creeeeeak*
  235. H-Hey Satou! Cut it out!
  236. Takkun!
  237. Owowowowowow, d-d-d-, sto- sto-sto-…
  238.  
  239.  
  240. #P.13
  241. Don’t, don’t stop!
  242. Make it hurt!
  243. *Haaah, haaah*
  244.  
  245. Ever since that happened, the boy’s reputation disintegrated
  246. And the other troublemakers got afraid of me and left me alone, so it was a happy ending
  247.  
  248. !
  249. Oh, sorry.
  250. I know you don’t like vulgar stories like these.
  251. …
  252.  
  253.  
  254. #P.14
  255. *quiver quiver quiver quiver*
  256. …
  257. hi
  258. …hi
  259.  
  260. Hi
  261. hi-hi-hi-hi-hi, hihihihihi…
  262. Y-Yuki-chan?!
  263. What’s wrong?!
  264. Does your tummy hurt?!
  265.  
  266.  
  267. #P.15
  268. <From Ch.20 “Demi-chan Wants to Bite”>
  269. The hair might get stuck in my tooth when I bite
  270. Don’t you ever say that in public.
  271.  
  272. …
  273.  
  274. …
  275.  
  276. <Trying not to laugh>
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