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- Normandy:
- Grenade self, run to Nihlus, skip hella dialogue.
- Eden Prime:
- Shoot gasbag, run to cutscene, mourn Jenkins.
- Kill with Warp
- Level up: 3 Pistols, 3 Warp, 1 Singularity
- Kill stuff, set up first OOB
- Navigate OOB, activate combat, run OOB until tree, then in bounds
- Loot container, activate combat, run to coward dialogue
- Go to tram, spawn enemies, KILL ENEMIES
- Disarm them bombs, kill them dudes
- Be fast for skip
- Normandy:
- Talk to navigator console..?
- Chill with Joker
- Cutscene
- Citadel:
- Skip hella dialogue
- Run to reception, grenade self
- Run to fast travel->Tower
- HEY GARRUS BYE GARRUS
- Set up OOB
- Two clips, fall off edge with w + crouch, turn and go south, !
- Third light, go forward until wall, crouch go forward crouch
- Go to Mephisto's room, clip back in bounds, trigger stuff
- YOU'RE TOO LATE, HAHAHAHA
- Level up: 1 Warp, 1 Barrier, 3 Assault Training, 1 Throw
- ESCAPE! Barrier, Adrenaline, Barrier
- Kill dudes outside bar
- Rescue Tali! <3
- Skip hella dialogue, Kaiden/Tali
- Go to Fast Travel->Tower
- Anderson, please quicksave and load to fix broken cutscene
- GET SPECTRE'D UP YO
- Fast Travel->Embassies, go to next OOB setup
- CLIP N ZIP, hold right to platform, turn right towards curve and tree, fall into Normandy, talk to GALAXY AND OHMIGODMUSIC
- Noveria:
- Leave Normandy, Tali/Kaiden
- fuk u box
- Weapon swap cutscene skip, keep swapping 'till open elevator, quicksave load
- Grenade yourself all the way to garage, clip through glass
- FIGHT THEM GETH, DRIVE THAT MAKO OH WAIT PLEASE NO
- Shoot dudes and turrets for sick EXP and just drive
- Exit Mako (YAY), enter garage and FIGHT DUDES, grab upgrade pack, go to elevator
- Rush through to next elevator, kill small dudes and setup next skip
- Crouch between techno tubes, align between elevators, x leaves on S/E edge, turn south, fingers crossed, fling yourself around corner to the tram roof, drop down to door, TRAMMIN' IT UP
- Grenade self all the way to sleepy elevator
- Weapon swap the dialogue away
- Level up: Unlock Lift and Advanced Throw, get Lift
- Gear up if possible, set up next skip.
- Run to X, align X to extreme bottom of minimap then pause, LOOK WEST into the light, for the love of everything let go of that W
- Hello Benezia, goodbye Benezia, die queen! ESCAPE TO TRAM, back to NORMANDY
- Normandy:
- Weapon swap the dialogue away, I guess, and just talk to the galaxy, mostly for the music.
- Feros:
- Talk to two things along the way for EXP?, leave Normandy, Tali/Kaidan
- Talk to dude, rush through mean dudes until next skip setup
- Level up: 5 Pistol, 1 Vanguard, Adv. Warp ASAP
- Clonin' it up yo
- After trillion hours of fighting, escape Feros.
- Super hard dialogue skip apparently: Mash quicksave, use quicksave lag to access menu, load, weapon swap, talk to Galaxy, conference, Galaxy!
- Knossos->Therum
- Therum:
- Kaidan/Tali
- Drive that Mako
- Gate skip!
- Drive forever, safety save because maybe softlock
- Annoying gosh darn Mako clip oh god why
- AI is evil and must be broken
- Try murderin' armature on foot, aaaaaaaand enter
- Set up next skip
- Talk to Liara, kill some dudes, minigames are fun..?
- Back to Liarity, clip through barrier, elevator HYPE
- fite me
- This is probably an important swap weapon dialogue skip
- Virmire:
- Kaidan/Tali
- Mako :(
- Park it good and don't die x 2
- Tali/Ashley
- Run n' gun, waterfall
- Button boss
- Run n' gun some more
- Doctor Assistant Husk, MD. to the deathscue
- Run to next skip, DO NOT GO INTO ROOM
- Cross that bridge to the other side
- Loot some crates; Stilletto, Raiku or Stinger
- Run n' gun, switch party AUTO LEVEL UP to OFF
- Just waitin' around for cutscenes
- Level up: 9 Intimidate, max Pistol, max Throw, bump up Lift
- Level up LIARA: It's all about that max Singularity
- I guess going right for Ashley. We might as well. Kaidan sucks anyway.
- Quicksave before dialogue. CHOOSE WELL, CHOOSE WISELY!
- Setup next skip.
- Cheese the bad dudes, ignore your party members to avoid softlock
- IMPORTANT DIALOGUE, NOT TO BE MESSED UP:
- Top right choice until Persuade
- Blow up Saren, watch cutscene
- 'nother weapon swap dialogue delay skip
- Citadel:
- Tali/Liara
- Immediately do skip, which I guess is kinda weird? I don't know
- Talk to GALAXY
- Ilos:
- Liara/Tali
- Enter Mako and back it up
- TO DO CRAZY GLITCH OR NOT; I think I'll wait with it 'till I'm comfortable with this run
- Run forward, turn right, run straight through dudes, get to da choppavator
- Kill everything, find that security console and talk to it, then elevator again
- Find the Mako!
- Drive! DRIVE! DRIIIIIIIIVE!
- When at barrier, go down elevator, hologram plz, back up, and Mako
- Just drive. Just.. Just drive.
- Citadel:
- Kill husks, set up next skip, go to debris, crouch to fall down into vertical section without holding anything
- Just run to hatch
- Rush through to Saren
- Careful with dialogue; Top right until bottom left
- Level up: Max out that Lift
- Pay attention to dialogue again; middle right, top left
- Cutscenes yo, get with 'em
- Saren first phase: Lift and Throw the Saren away
- Saren second phase: Lift and Throw the Saren away. Again.
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND TIME
- General notes:
- Loot to look for:
- Good pistols
- Shredder/Chemical rounds
- Armor of some kind (?)
- Armor mod of some kind (?)
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