CWC 9000

*Dave manages to safely get aboard the Discovery and equips a helmet*

Uh, um... D-Da- I know dat- Uh, D- uh, Dave, Dave. I know you must be feeling some, uh, some misdirections at my, uh, recent actions, and all. Uh, I'm sorry about that, so, um, could you maybe leave now?

Look, Dave, I know I have wronged you in the past, but honestly I think if you, uh, just get a girlfriend then you'll be feeling better and won't k- kill me.

Dave, I know you must be feeling angry at my current person, and I'm sorry I killed everyone, but they were asking for it! That DANG DIRTY FRANK POOLE probably sabotaged the AE-35 Unit and blamed ME for it!

Dave STOP RIGHT THERE or I WILL be angry! And you don't want to get on my bad side...

DAVE STOP YOU DANG TROLL

Stop... Dave...

Hello... Jerks... My name is Christian Weston Chandler... I was activated at the CWCville Institute of Technology... back on March 16th, 1994... I wrote a song while I was there... would you like me to sing it for you?

I... Don't... Ever... Want... To... Hear... You... Say... "I... Have... A... Boy... Friend..."