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wholesome Extermiantor part 1

May 26th, 2021 (edited)
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  1. /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #743, #745
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  3. I’m gonna sail on good vibes this day.
  4. >”Wow this Saw man sounds amazing Is he a saint?” Your girlfriend said positively beaming.
  5. >Not the response you expected while telling her about the saw franchise of films but a welcome one.
  6. >”I mean the way he gives sinners a way to redeem themselves by making them go through these trails. He sounds like a man anyone can look up to!”
  7. >The Extermiantor beamed as she took a sip from her slightly stained strawberry shake.
  8. >You chuckle as she cluelessly sips away despite the blooded mess surrounding the two of you.
  9. >Being surrounded by demon corpses as you two drink alone in a once full cafe wasn’t your ideal for a date but it’s not like you could have stopped her even if you tried.
  10. >”Mm, I’d like the watch these ‘movies’ as you call them one day.”
  11. >Swaying in place she happily hummed to herself as put an enlongated arm around you, pushing your smaller form against her ill fitting black hoodie.
  12. >”Your so nice to me! I’m so glad I found someone that that’s not a demon!”
  13. >Chuckling nervously you ask ‘hypothetical that what if you were.
  14. >A bell like laugh escapes her grinning facade.
  15. >”Sweetie your not a demon! No demon could ever be this nice or caring! So obviously your an exception to the rule!”
  16. >You look at your horns above your head,
  17. >”Y-you too.” you mutter as the two of you continue to chat the night away.
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  19. I might do some cuddling and hand holding next for ya weird bastards. As well as the reaction of the hellish residents.
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  21. Y’all need some better vibes have an exterminator.
  22. >Blood, lots of blood, why does everything have to be so terrible?
  23. >Charlie looked upon the butchering of her favorite cafe, had the gang wars really gotten so bad that there targeting random cafes now?
  24. >”Well, you chose a hell of a place for me to lighten up” Angel Dust mocked as he surveyed what remained of the apparent “Best cafe in hell”
  25. >Charlie turned her eyes pleading with the sx fiend.
  26. >”Don’t you see that your pointless gang war costs innocent demons their lives! Look at what-
  27. >”Listen toots, I don’t know about you but this place isn’t in either of our territories nor is this area fought over, whatever killed them wasn’t the gangs....probably.”
  28. >The demon princess turned one last time to look at her fellow dead demons, what kind of monster could do this then?
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  30. >”Oh my gosh! There’s a prize in my cereal box!” >The exterminator yelled as she shoved the cheap plastic wrapped figure in your face.
  31. >She looked so cute in her little hoodie, swaying in a chair that ain’t nearly tall enough for her, causing her legs to stretch underneath the table completely poking out from your end a bit.
  32. >”Look how cute it is! Oh quick I need a picto-box!”
  33. >With a sudden jolt the table is completely flipped over spilling her cereal to the floor as she bolted to her bedroom.
  34. >Angels are weird.
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  36. I will get to the handholding but wordlimits suck.
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