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- /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #743, #745
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- I’m gonna sail on good vibes this day.
- >”Wow this Saw man sounds amazing Is he a saint?” Your girlfriend said positively beaming.
- >Not the response you expected while telling her about the saw franchise of films but a welcome one.
- >”I mean the way he gives sinners a way to redeem themselves by making them go through these trails. He sounds like a man anyone can look up to!”
- >The Extermiantor beamed as she took a sip from her slightly stained strawberry shake.
- >You chuckle as she cluelessly sips away despite the blooded mess surrounding the two of you.
- >Being surrounded by demon corpses as you two drink alone in a once full cafe wasn’t your ideal for a date but it’s not like you could have stopped her even if you tried.
- >”Mm, I’d like the watch these ‘movies’ as you call them one day.”
- >Swaying in place she happily hummed to herself as put an enlongated arm around you, pushing your smaller form against her ill fitting black hoodie.
- >”Your so nice to me! I’m so glad I found someone that that’s not a demon!”
- >Chuckling nervously you ask ‘hypothetical that what if you were.
- >A bell like laugh escapes her grinning facade.
- >”Sweetie your not a demon! No demon could ever be this nice or caring! So obviously your an exception to the rule!”
- >You look at your horns above your head,
- >”Y-you too.” you mutter as the two of you continue to chat the night away.
- I might do some cuddling and hand holding next for ya weird bastards. As well as the reaction of the hellish residents.
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- Y’all need some better vibes have an exterminator.
- >Blood, lots of blood, why does everything have to be so terrible?
- >Charlie looked upon the butchering of her favorite cafe, had the gang wars really gotten so bad that there targeting random cafes now?
- >”Well, you chose a hell of a place for me to lighten up” Angel Dust mocked as he surveyed what remained of the apparent “Best cafe in hell”
- >Charlie turned her eyes pleading with the sx fiend.
- >”Don’t you see that your pointless gang war costs innocent demons their lives! Look at what-
- >”Listen toots, I don’t know about you but this place isn’t in either of our territories nor is this area fought over, whatever killed them wasn’t the gangs....probably.”
- >The demon princess turned one last time to look at her fellow dead demons, what kind of monster could do this then?
- >”Oh my gosh! There’s a prize in my cereal box!” >The exterminator yelled as she shoved the cheap plastic wrapped figure in your face.
- >She looked so cute in her little hoodie, swaying in a chair that ain’t nearly tall enough for her, causing her legs to stretch underneath the table completely poking out from your end a bit.
- >”Look how cute it is! Oh quick I need a picto-box!”
- >With a sudden jolt the table is completely flipped over spilling her cereal to the floor as she bolted to her bedroom.
- >Angels are weird.
- I will get to the handholding but wordlimits suck.
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