bitch

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Pixology, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret game creations, and I have over 300 confirmed clears. I am trained in jump cancelling and I’m the top needle player in the entire western community. You are nothing to me but just another corner. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of savehackers across Europe and your game is being decompiled right now so you better prepare for the storm, noob. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your game. You’re fucking exposed, kid. I can play any game, anytime, and I can do over seven hundred corners, and that’s just with my bare feet. Not only am I extensively trained in spike jumping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Mikus from japanese fangames and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of twitch, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kid.