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- CHRIS: then the girl calls him onii-chan. that means he's her brother, right?
- PAULIE: the girl's bangin her brother?
- SILVIO: naww
- TONY: who's bangin her brother
- PAULIE: girl in chrissy's comic book
- SILVIO: it's a manga, and he ain't her brother. it's a honorific
- TONY: lemme look at that
- SILVIO: wrong way, tone. ya read it back to front, right to left
- TONY: right to left, up is down, this broad's bangin her brother *chuckles* the fuck is wrong with japan
- PAULIE: *points with cig* whys the guy's nose bleedin
- SILVIO: *shrugs* artistic shorthand. means he's pitchin a tent
- ALL: OHHHHHH
- TONY: you got more of these chrissy
- CHRIS: i got one where a girl's head gets cut off. girl grows a new head, head grows a new girl
- TONY: what the fuck
- CHRIS: hand on the fuckin bible tone
- PAULIE: ehhhh. that's unhealthy
- SILVIO: it's tomie
- FURIO: in italy we do not read these things
- CARMELA: what is that
- TONY: crazy comic book. from Japan
- CARM: ugh. looks like the smut ya son watches on that laptop computer
- TONY: ohh, he's MY son when he's watchin hentai?
- Morning after the election
- Tony KLUMPS into the bing back office
- Christopher is playing pool, Paulie and Sil are watching the victory speech
- >Paulie: I knew that cocksucker would win, I called it.
- >Chrissy: You didn't call shit, you can't even vote.
- >Paulie: Oh yea? Who'd you vote for?
- >Christopher: None of your business.
- >Paulie: I bet you voted for Hillary. She got most of the fag vote hehe.
- Sil chuckles as he peels apart a grapefruit.
- >Christopher: Fuck you Paulie.
- >Paulie: Hey Ton', you hear what I said? I said Chrissy voted for Hillary, she got most of the fag vote hehe.
- Tony's mouth is so full of bacon egg and cheese that he can barely breath.
- >Paulie: Who'd you vote for, Sil?
- >Sil: Ah I didn't vote. The jews pick it months in advance. Hesh told me.
- Tony swallows half of the entire sandwich in one bite.
- >Christopher: The whole thing is a scam, it don't matter anyways.
- Tony turns red with anger.
- >Tony: You don't think it's important to vote?
- >Christopher: I didn't say that, I just think it don't matter.
- Tony is outraged
- >Tony: It don't matter? Audie Murphy don't matter? What he fought for?
- >Christopher: Audie Murphy? Who the fuck is Audie Murphy?
- >Tony: Audie Murphy! The lil' guy, killed like a hundred germans in World War 2! Ah what the fuck.
- >Christopher: I'm sorry Ton'.
- >Tony: Oh stop it with the sorries.
- Bobby comes in the door and drops another breakfast sandwich on Tony's desk. He sits next to Paulie on the couch.
- The news reviews the election and Trump's victory, newscaster practically crying.
- >Bobby: You know, Quasimodo predicted this.
- (Tony enters the Bada Bing office)
- PAULIE: I don’t get it.
- CHRIS: Sneed’s seed and feed.. formerly... chuck’s.
- (Paulie and Silvio look at each other and shrug)
- CHRIS: the seed and feed part rhymes with sneed. If you make it rhyme with chuck...
- PAULIE: still not following
- TONY: chuck’s suck and fuck. Sneed’s seed and feed.
- CHRIS: Thank you tone. See? Get it?
- (Paulie and Silvio look disturbed)
- PAULIE: Chuck’s.. suck and fuck?
- SILVIO: And they put this in a cartoon?
- PAULIE: disgusting, kids could be watchin dat.
- CHRIS: well it’s just, you know, a sight gag. Not actual cartoon suckin and fuckin.
- TONY: alright, quit it with the suck and fuck. It’s disgusting and I don’t wanna hear no more.
- PAULIE: who the fuck would think of such a thing.
- SlLVIO: ehhh you know. It’s kinda funny if you think about it
- PAULIE: you too? (Throws hand up in disgust)
- (Parisi walks in)
- PARISI: what’s goin on, guys?
- PAULIE: have you heard about this sneed thing?
- PARISI: oh, the suck and fuck thing?
- PAULIE: what da fuck? is everyone a goddamned pervert now?
- TONY: geez, calm down, Paulie. Maybe you should go see one of the girls.. maybe get a little..
- PAULIE: a little what?
- (Tony smiles)
- TONY: a little seed and feed
- PAULIE: what?
- (Tony gets mad)
- TONY: a little suck and fuck. Get a blowjob and fuck her. Jesus.
- PAULIE: oh. heh heh. Good one, tone
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