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  1. [7/8/2013 2:17:54 PM] bb: so I take it
  2. [7/8/2013 2:18:02 PM] bb: Des is /inviting/ Altair to fuck his throat
  3. [7/8/2013 2:18:32 PM] bb: ??\
  4. [7/8/2013 2:20:20 PM] Mark (Yusuf): uehehehe yes
  5. [7/8/2013 2:21:01 PM] bb: god damn Des is a cock slut pls and thank
  6. [7/8/2013 2:22:13 PM] Mark (Yusuf): ngl
  7. [7/8/2013 2:22:22 PM] Mark (Yusuf): whenever i write him from canon
  8. [7/8/2013 2:22:32 PM] Mark (Yusuf): i dont think he was above sucking a dick across the country
  9. [7/8/2013 2:22:55 PM] bb: oh god no
  10. [7/8/2013 2:23:07 PM] bb: my Desmond sins his way across America
  11. [7/8/2013 2:23:12 PM] bb: eventually ends up in NYC
  12. [7/8/2013 2:23:16 PM] bb: fucks anyone he wants
  13. [7/8/2013 2:23:17 PM] bb: drinks
  14. [7/8/2013 2:23:18 PM] bb: smokes
  15. [7/8/2013 2:23:20 PM] bb: does drugs
  16. [7/8/2013 2:23:37 PM] bb: ten years later he's mellowed out cause fuck he kinda...burnt himself out a bit
  17. [7/8/2013 2:23:37 PM] bb: XD
  18. [7/8/2013 2:24:05 PM] bb: slutmond
  19. [7/8/2013 2:24:42 PM] Mark: AH GOOD
  20. [7/8/2013 2:25:39 PM] Mark: it's funny cuz sam doesn't like how i talk about des commiting all kinds of sins for a hamburger... or a ride to the next town over
  21. [7/8/2013 2:25:49 PM] bb: XD
  22. [7/8/2013 2:25:58 PM] bb: I think he does have some standards
  23. [7/8/2013 2:26:07 PM] bb: like if he was starving yeah w/e he'll suck a dick
  24. [7/8/2013 2:26:14 PM] bb: or needed to hitchhike
  25. [7/8/2013 2:26:32 PM] bb: tho it wouldn't be like 'yeah I just wait in bathrooms to suck dudes off'
  26. [7/8/2013 2:26:43 PM] bb: it'd be on a need to do basis
  27. [7/8/2013 2:27:11 PM] Mark: besides
  28. [7/8/2013 2:27:15 PM] Mark: if he's waiting in a bathroom
  29. [7/8/2013 2:27:22 PM] Mark: he's not seeing the COUNTRY
  30. [7/8/2013 2:27:26 PM] bb: THAT TOO!
  31. [7/8/2013 2:27:44 PM] bb: also I think its canon that Desmond just leaves the black hills and b-line's to NYC
  32. [7/8/2013 2:27:50 PM] bb: that... is so dumb and boring
  33. [7/8/2013 2:27:57 PM] bb: my headcanon is he kinda criss crosses America
  34. [7/8/2013 2:28:10 PM] bb: and stays in big cities for a longer period of time
  35. [7/8/2013 2:28:18 PM] bb: and revisits the one he likes etc
  36. [7/8/2013 2:28:23 PM] bb: YNC is one of his favorite cities
  37. [7/8/2013 2:28:31 PM] bb: and they just happened to catch him at that point in NYC
  38. [7/8/2013 2:28:52 PM] bb: he's been to all 3 coasts of America
  39. [7/8/2013 2:31:11 PM] bb: oi Mark
  40. [7/8/2013 2:31:13 PM] bb: you got an AO3?
  41. [7/8/2013 2:31:20 PM] Mark: uh yeah
  42. [7/8/2013 2:31:24 PM] Mark: hexagonalslugs
  43. [7/8/2013 2:31:26 PM] bb: okay :)
  44. [7/8/2013 2:31:30 PM] Mark: also it can't be canon
  45. [7/8/2013 2:31:32 PM] bb: I'll probably ask again later
  46. [7/8/2013 2:31:38 PM] Mark: he leaves the compound at age 16
  47. [7/8/2013 2:31:54 PM] Mark: it does not take five years to make it to nyc
  48. [7/8/2013 2:31:58 PM] bb: 10 years
  49. [7/8/2013 2:32:14 PM] Mark: i don't believe he got shitfaced drunk
  50. [7/8/2013 2:32:14 PM] bb: he's 25 when they pick him up =u=
  51. [7/8/2013 2:32:20 PM] Mark: wow i broke that sentence so bad
  52. [7/8/2013 2:33:12 PM] Mark: i was trying to say that it probably took him at least five years - tho i suppose he didn't give a shit about a legit license (except his bike)
  53. [7/8/2013 2:33:31 PM] bb: well he probablly hitchhiked
  54. [7/8/2013 2:33:46 PM] bb: and you don't need a lisence for like... dirt bikes or whatever
  55. [7/8/2013 2:33:50 PM] bb: things that aren't street legal
  56. [7/8/2013 2:33:53 PM] Mark: he could've spent time in nyc between getting there and getting caught
  57. [7/8/2013 2:34:03 PM] Mark: headcanon for me is he built a ratbike
  58. [7/8/2013 2:34:18 PM] Mark: none of this ninja kawasaki shit
  59. [7/8/2013 2:34:25 PM] bb: what's a ratbike?
  60. [7/8/2013 2:34:28 PM] bb: and shhhh
  61. [7/8/2013 2:34:30 PM] Mark: he built himself a fuckin bike because that is one thing you don't need a license for
  62. [7/8/2013 2:34:32 PM] bb: ninjas are sexy as fuck
  63. [7/8/2013 2:34:37 PM] Mark: i know but come on
  64. [7/8/2013 2:34:41 PM] bb: I knoooow
  65. [7/8/2013 2:34:50 PM] Mark: this is a homeless townhopping hitchhiker
  66. [7/8/2013 2:35:02 PM] bb: and yeah my headcanon is before he got a gig as a bartender he worked at garages as a repair guy
  67. [7/8/2013 2:35:07 PM] Mark: and there are plenty of cheap pick and pull lots
  68. [7/8/2013 2:35:07 PM] bb: specifically motorcycles garages
  69. [7/8/2013 2:35:27 PM] Mark: a ratbike is basically like a build-it-yourself from WHATEVER THE BALLS YOU WANT bike
  70. [7/8/2013 2:35:36 PM] Mark: sometimes diesel engine based
  71. [7/8/2013 2:35:43 PM] bb: XD
  72. [7/8/2013 2:35:56 PM] bb: and makes an AWFUL noise when you fire it up
  73. [7/8/2013 2:36:09 PM] Mark: i think he got a license and id when he got to nyc though.
  74. [7/8/2013 2:36:22 PM] Mark: probably too much heat from cops n shit cuz hey it's a loud bike and he's in a big city.
  75. [7/8/2013 2:36:30 PM] bb: mhm
  76. [7/8/2013 2:36:30 PM] Mark: "public displays of dominance"
  77. [7/8/2013 2:36:33 PM] bb: XD
  78. [7/8/2013 2:36:40 PM] Mark: they'll pull you over and id you for that
  79. [7/8/2013 2:36:41 PM] bb: and Des was just 'fucking /FINE/. Fucking pigs'
  80. [7/8/2013 2:37:55 PM] Mark: it got funny because his fake id was expired and he didn't even notice;
  81. [7/8/2013 2:38:11 PM] bb: fuuuuck
  82. [7/8/2013 2:38:12 PM] bb: XD
  83. [7/8/2013 2:38:13 PM] Mark: honestly i don't think desmond would be dumb enough to get a license with his name on it unless he had to
  84. [7/8/2013 2:38:19 PM] bb: yeah same
  85. [7/8/2013 2:38:22 PM] Mark: and he's like
  86. [7/8/2013 2:38:29 PM] bb: that or he DID use a fake name
  87. [7/8/2013 2:38:35 PM] bb: but Abstergo was looking into him
  88. [7/8/2013 2:38:45 PM] Mark: shit i don't know people around here to get my hands on a good one
  89. [7/8/2013 2:38:49 PM] bb: and was like 'oh... this Tim Smith sure looks like someone we know'
  90. [7/8/2013 2:38:59 PM] Mark: oh come on that[s a shit cover
  91. [7/8/2013 2:39:01 PM] Mark: xD
  92. [7/8/2013 2:39:05 PM] Mark: then again it is desmond miles
  93. [7/8/2013 2:39:08 PM] bb: yeah
  94. [7/8/2013 2:39:14 PM] bb: Des would have the WORST fake names
  95. [7/8/2013 2:39:20 PM] bb: also
  96. [7/8/2013 2:39:24 PM] bb: Des has no SS#
  97. [7/8/2013 2:39:32 PM] Mark: nope
  98. [7/8/2013 2:39:32 PM] bb: he was probably born off the grid
  99. [7/8/2013 2:39:34 PM] bb: so
  100. [7/8/2013 2:39:36 PM] Mark: yep
  101. [7/8/2013 2:39:37 PM] bb: he honestly
  102. [7/8/2013 2:39:39 PM] bb: doesn't exist
  103. [7/8/2013 2:39:53 PM] bb: not on paper
  104. [7/8/2013 2:40:23 PM] Mark: other than a fake birth certificate he conjured up somewhere between Ohio and Penn state
  105. [7/8/2013 2:40:28 PM] bb: ye
  106. [7/8/2013 2:40:42 PM] Mark: also I think he went all the fuck over the place
  107. [7/8/2013 2:40:54 PM] bb: yeah same
  108. [7/8/2013 2:41:07 PM] bb: I see Desmond REALLY liking Miami
  109. [7/8/2013 2:41:16 PM] bb: full of girls in bakinis
  110. [7/8/2013 2:41:18 PM] Mark: idaho, washington, all the way down the coast
  111. [7/8/2013 2:41:26 PM] bb: and hot dude bros
  112. [7/8/2013 2:41:32 PM] Mark: gets the fuck outta texas because shit that's deserty hot sob
  113. [7/8/2013 2:41:42 PM] bb: lols yeah
  114. [7/8/2013 2:41:46 PM] Mark: meanders across the midwest and hits the mississippi river
  115. [7/8/2013 2:41:56 PM] bb: I can't see him in the heartland
  116. [7/8/2013 2:42:01 PM] bb: like he's there to get through it
  117. [7/8/2013 2:42:05 PM] bb: he doesn't like... stay there
  118. [7/8/2013 2:42:09 PM] bb: it
  119. [7/8/2013 2:42:16 PM] bb: it's kinda just in his way to get to the coasts
  120. [7/8/2013 2:42:24 PM] bb: which lets be honest
  121. [7/8/2013 2:42:31 PM] bb: is where the big, good, cities mostly are
  122. [7/8/2013 2:42:43 PM] bb: with a few exceptions like Austin and Denver
  123. [7/8/2013 2:43:13 PM] Mark: I see him fucking around in the desert for a bit because hey there's all kinds of shit out there
  124. [7/8/2013 2:43:30 PM] bb: yeah
  125. [7/8/2013 2:43:39 PM] bb: like he goes out there to /see/ shit though
  126. [7/8/2013 2:43:40 PM] Mark: desmond's first diamondback xD
  127. [7/8/2013 2:43:49 PM] bb: like the grand canyon and shit
  128. [7/8/2013 2:43:56 PM] bb: he totally camps and hikes the grand canyon
  129. [7/8/2013 2:44:23 PM] Mark: i believe he also parkours his way around in most of the big cities
  130. [7/8/2013 2:45:35 PM] bb: YES
  131. [7/8/2013 2:46:03 PM] Mark: but anyway, he hits the mississippi and probably goes south from there, through georgia n all that other shit and then skims over northern florida
  132. [7/8/2013 2:46:23 PM] Mark: that's where he picks up the false birth certificate, i think
  133. [7/8/2013 2:46:35 PM] bb: he'd hit SFla
  134. [7/8/2013 2:46:41 PM] bb: cause there is NOTHING in NFla
  135. [7/8/2013 2:46:56 PM] bb: also I think at some point Des like... wants to go to school
  136. [7/8/2013 2:47:08 PM] bb: I can see him going to CC classes for like a semester or two
  137. [7/8/2013 2:47:12 PM] Mark: omfg he totally ends up with some cuban ass last name tho
  138. [7/8/2013 2:47:18 PM] bb: like staying in one place long enough to do so
  139. [7/8/2013 2:47:21 PM] bb: XD
  140. [7/8/2013 2:47:28 PM] bb: then he'd have to go to SFla
  141. [7/8/2013 2:47:33 PM] Mark: exactly
  142. [7/8/2013 2:47:33 PM] bb: cause no Cubans in the north
  143. [7/8/2013 2:47:46 PM] bb: Santiago
  144. [7/8/2013 2:47:59 PM] bb: that ends up being the last name on his birth certiicate
  145. [7/8/2013 2:48:00 PM] Mark: i bet he stays with this cuban family omfg
  146. [7/8/2013 2:48:29 PM] Mark: and the whole deal is he's just immigrated aaahahhaa perf
  147. [7/8/2013 2:48:42 PM] bb: XD
  148. [7/8/2013 2:48:44 PM] bb: omfg
  149. [7/8/2013 2:48:46 PM] bb: I just
  150. [7/8/2013 2:48:48 PM] bb: okay so what if
  151. [7/8/2013 2:48:52 PM] bb: when he runs away
  152. [7/8/2013 2:48:54 PM] bb: before he does
  153. [7/8/2013 2:49:01 PM] bb: he steals some money from his dad
  154. [7/8/2013 2:49:10 PM] bb: cause he knows otherwise he'd be shit out of luck
  155. [7/8/2013 2:49:21 PM] Mark: (turns out the guy he's taking the name from got killed in some shady bullshittery)
  156. [7/8/2013 2:49:35 PM] Mark: fffft
  157. [7/8/2013 2:49:58 PM] Mark: how much you think
  158. [7/8/2013 2:50:52 PM] bb: probably few hundred bucks
  159. [7/8/2013 2:50:56 PM] bb: just to get him on his feet
  160. [7/8/2013 2:52:38 PM] Mark: he has no concept of money reall
  161. [7/8/2013 2:52:38 PM] Mark: y
  162. [7/8/2013 2:52:43 PM] Mark: until he gets out there
  163. [7/8/2013 2:52:47 PM] Mark: and then he's like
  164. [7/8/2013 2:52:48 PM] Mark: well shit
  165. [7/8/2013 2:52:49 PM] bb: yeah but he isn't stupid
  166. [7/8/2013 2:52:56 PM] bb: he knows he needs money for things
  167. [7/8/2013 2:52:58 PM] Mark: i can make this work
  168. [7/8/2013 2:53:02 PM] bb: yeah
  169. [7/8/2013 2:53:04 PM] Mark: course he can
  170. [7/8/2013 2:53:16 PM] bb: like he starts with maybe 200-300 dollars to his name
  171. [7/8/2013 2:53:21 PM] bb: which really isn't that much
  172. [7/8/2013 2:53:29 PM] bb: well it was in the 90s
  173. [7/8/2013 2:54:01 PM] Mark: but he's like wow i can suck a dick for 50 if i'm lucky and wow minimum wage is like 7 bucks this is bullshit.
  174. [7/8/2013 2:54:10 PM] bb: XD
  175. [7/8/2013 2:54:25 PM] bb: yeah Des doesn't work minimum wage jobs
  176. [7/8/2013 2:54:30 PM] bb: he doesn't have shame
  177. [7/8/2013 2:54:44 PM] bb: cause he was raised in a place that doesn't function like normal society
  178. [7/8/2013 2:54:56 PM] bb: he has no real concept that sucking dick for money /should/ be shameful
  179. [7/8/2013 2:55:02 PM] bb: to him running away would be shameful
  180. [7/8/2013 2:55:06 PM] bb: but he'ss just 'fuck it'
  181. [7/8/2013 2:55:47 PM] Mark: he'd probably see about it though
  182. [7/8/2013 2:55:51 PM] Mark: but sex pays
  183. [7/8/2013 2:56:57 PM] bb: yeah
  184. [7/8/2013 2:57:14 PM] bb: though he'd probably research it first
  185. [7/8/2013 2:57:18 PM] bb: internet cafes and stuff
  186. [7/8/2013 2:57:22 PM] bb: and be totally freaked out by STDs
  187. [7/8/2013 2:57:31 PM] bb: which he'd NEVER heard of until then
  188. [7/8/2013 2:57:42 PM] bb: and just "OH GOD THAT CAN HAPPEN TO YOUR DICK?? /sob'
  189. [7/8/2013 2:57:43 PM] Mark: like MOTHER OF GOD THIS HAPPEN-
  190. [7/8/2013 2:57:55 PM] Mark: sdf sd
  191. [7/8/2013 2:58:32 PM] bb: XD
  192. [7/8/2013 2:58:38 PM] bb: he'd always use a condom
  193. [7/8/2013 2:58:38 PM] bb: always
  194. [7/8/2013 2:58:41 PM] bb: even for just head
  195. [7/8/2013 2:58:44 PM] bb: which is totally legit
  196. [7/8/2013 3:00:03 PM] Mark: and then he always has condoms
  197. [7/8/2013 3:00:10 PM] Mark: never without condoms
  198. [7/8/2013 3:00:13 PM] bb: never
  199. [7/8/2013 3:00:14 PM] Mark: the traveling man with condoms
  200. [7/8/2013 3:00:15 PM] bb: XD
  201. [7/8/2013 3:00:24 PM] bb: 'yeah I'll suck your dick for $50'
  202. [7/8/2013 3:00:36 PM] bb: and then condom
  203. [7/8/2013 3:00:44 PM] bb: you wanna come on his face its $100
  204. [7/8/2013 3:00:48 PM] bb: he doesn't ffuck around
  205. [7/8/2013 3:00:48 PM] bb: XD
  206. [7/8/2013 3:01:25 PM] Mark: i think he'd think bout getting into porn business
  207. [7/8/2013 3:01:27 PM] Mark: then he's like
  208. [7/8/2013 3:01:36 PM] bb: KLDWHGSDGW
  209. [7/8/2013 3:01:43 PM] bb: reblogged thing for you :3
  210. [7/8/2013 3:01:48 PM] Mark: my face would be in a lot of shady places, doesn't sound like th ebest idea
  211. [7/8/2013 3:02:03 PM] bb: lols
  212. [7/8/2013 3:02:14 PM] bb: I can see him doing /some/ when he's 18
  213. [7/8/2013 3:02:17 PM] Mark: he does a few faceless gigs probably
  214. [7/8/2013 3:02:19 PM] bb: like he needs some quick money
  215. [7/8/2013 3:02:33 PM] bb: and is just 'yeah sure I'll jerk off for you on camera'
  216. [7/8/2013 3:02:36 PM] bb: no shame
  217. [7/8/2013 3:03:11 PM] Mark: feeehehe
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