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- Nobody's Fool [2018]
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- [man] Hey, babe. Morning.
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- I just wanted to give you a wake-up call.
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- [woman] Hi, Charlie. Thanks.
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- Love you.
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- [Charlie] I love you too, babe.
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- Have a great day.
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- [woman] Alexa, play "Miss You Much."
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- [Alexa] "Miss You Much" by Janet Jackson.
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- ["Miss You Much" playing]
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- ♪ Shot ♪
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- ♪ Like an arrow through my heart ♪
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- ♪ That's the pain I feel ♪
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- ♪ I feel whenever we're apart ♪
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- ♪ Not to say that I'm in love with you ♪
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- ♪ But who's to say that I'm not ♪
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- ♪ I just know that it feels wrong... ♪
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- Danica, you got this.
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- ♪ It makes my body hot ♪
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- ♪ So let me tell ya, baby ♪
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- ♪ I'll tell your mama
- I'll tell your friends ♪
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- ♪ I'll tell anyone
- Whose heart can comprehend ♪
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- ♪ Send it in a letter, baby
- Tell you on the phone ♪
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- ♪ I'm not the kind of girl
- Who likes to be alone ♪
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- ♪ I miss you much ♪
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- ♪ Boy, oh, I miss you much ♪
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- ♪ I really miss you much... ♪
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- Thank you. Hey.
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- - Morning.
- - Busy today.
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- It's a normal Monday.
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- - Got you right here.
- - Frank, here.
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- Your money's no good here.
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- You gotta stop doing this. I have to pay.
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- - Says who, Danica?
- - Says me.
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- You're gonna lose your business.
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- - Here.
- - And the rose. I told you I...
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- That you have a boyfriend.
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- I'm well aware.
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- See you tomorrow.
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- - Bye.
- - Bye.
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- - Bye.
- - Bye.
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- ♪ I'll tell your mama
- I'll tell your friends ♪
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- ♪ I'll tell anyone... ♪
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- [elevator bell dings]
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- ♪ Send it in a letter, baby
- Tell you on the phone ♪
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- ♪ I'm not the kind of girl
- Who likes to be alone ♪
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- ♪ I miss you much ♪
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- - Good morning.
- - [woman] Good morning.
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- Thank you.
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- Another day, another rose
- from your coffee shop man.
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- I keep telling him I have a boyfriend.
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- Yeah, well, don't tell him your boyfriend
- lives, like, a thousand miles away.
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- [Danica sighs]
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- Frank has been trying to take you out
- for, like, three years.
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- Go out with him.
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- I'm not attracted to him in the least.
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- Can we stop talking about this?
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- I need the right headspace
- for this meeting.
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- Thank you.
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- Look at this tiny, adorable box.
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- This is the new perfume by Heather Day.
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- It's called "The List."
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- And it comes with this teeny
- little scroll. Isn't it so cute?
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- And this feather and ink.
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- And it's for a woman to make a list
- of what she wants in a man.
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- Isn't that adorable?
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- And they'd like to market it
- as a single woman's fragrance. Hello.
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- They've asked us to come up
- with a campaign and a website.
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- Now, we don't have a lot of time on this,
- 'cause they're...
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- [mimics airplane engine] gonna fly in
- from Paris in just a week for the pitch.
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- So, I'm gonna need somebody strong
- on this one.
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- But I'm gonna give it to...
- Drumroll, please...
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- - Danica's team!
- - [soft shriek]
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- Danica. [exhales]
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- Ooh, congratulations.
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- How do you feel?
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- I don't wanna know.
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- You were not my first choice.
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- Just kidding. Am I?
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- Um, I don't think I need to tell you this,
- but this is obviously very important.
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- Yes, I know that. Thank you.
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- You know, your annual's coming up
- at the end of this month, isn't it?
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- I know how you wanna make senior VP,
- right?
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- And, you know, the board is always looking
- for a success story,
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- especially around review time.
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- How do you think I got this job?
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- And these jobs.
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- - [Danica] Yeah.
- - Right?
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- Honestly, I should've gone a size bigger.
- Anyway...
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- I will not disappoint you.
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- All right, let's get to work.
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- [man] Hi, Kalli.
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- Good morning.
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- Just because we're the only single ones
- in the group
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- does not mean we have a wish list.
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- Girl, I know.
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- Well, maybe you shouldn't have
- written yours on the company computer.
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- And maybe you shouldn't have written yours
- on the bathroom stall.
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- Girl, I got lBS.
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- Okay? I get bored.
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- Plus, I repainted it.
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- In nail polish?
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- And what's wrong with having a list, huh?
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- Did you know that my mother met my father
- after she wrote a list?
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- Everything she wrote on that thing,
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- my daddy, he was all of it.
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- Let me see yours again.
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- - Come on. [chuckles]
- - Okay.
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- Okay.
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- - Gimme, gimme, gimme.
- - Mm-hmm.
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- - "Tall, handsome...
- - Yes.
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- Great body,
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- good job, professional,
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- has never been to jail,
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- no baby-mama drama."
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- What if I told you
- that Charlie was everything on this list?
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- What if I told you how can you know that?
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- - [knock on door]
- - Yes?
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- Danica, your mother's on line two.
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- Thank you.
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- You spoke her up.
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- This should be good.
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- - Shh!
- - Go and answer it.
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- [beep]
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- Hi, Mommy.
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- Hey, darling. Listen, I need your help.
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- It's your sister. She's getting out.
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- Mom...
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- Listen, I know you don't want me to think
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- that you think you're too good
- to give your family some help.
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- Especially not after everything
- I sacrificed to put you through college.
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- Mama, I know that.
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- - But...
- - Guilt trip.
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- - Shh!
- - You know, working two jobs,
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- having to put up with Buckwheat,
- and you know how Buckwheat is, you know?
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- And I have to say I did all that
- 'cause I love you girls.
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- You know? And I love your sister.
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- She's just... I don't know, she just...
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- It doesn't matter. [chuckles]
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- She's better now, thank God.
- And she's clean.
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- - Um, Mama, what do you need me to do?
- - Ah.
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- Darling, would you do me a favor?
- Would you please go and pick her up?
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- She asked me to come get her in my car,
- but my car's not doing so well.
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- If you could pick her up,
- I'd appreciate it.
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- No.
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- - What time?
- - What time?
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- Honey, it's jail.
- She's been in there five years.
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- You get there when you can,
- like the song said.
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- Okay, I'll pick her up after work.
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- And, uh, we'll be by your house by six.
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- The hell you bringing her to my house for?
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- Mommy!
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- Do you realize that the last time
- she stayed with me,
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- all my copper was gone?
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- I don't know how she got it out the wall.
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- I don't know how she got it
- out the toaster.
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- My QVC toaster, my favorite toaster.
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- That shit cost me $35,000 to fix.
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- You know what she made
- on that little bit of copper she got?
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- 29.95.
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- - Now, that's a bitch.
- - You just said that she was clean.
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- I meant she was clean enough
- to go to your house.
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- See, 'cause you got an apartment.
- You don't have any copper.
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- Mom, but I do have a toaster.
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- Well, then lock your shit up,
- or that bitch will take everything.
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- Everything.
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- - Bye, baby.
- - I didn't say yes.
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- Your sister really coming
- to stay with you?
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- Looks that way.
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- - [door buzzer in distance]
- - [Danica sighs]
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- I don't know where Tanya is,
- and I done come all this way.
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- [Tanya] That's it, right there.
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- 00:08:15,246 --> 00:08:17,366
- - I think Tanya got a ride already.
- - Now to the left!
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- - Eat it!
- - [man] I'm not hungry.
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- [Danica] Hey, Tanya!
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- - [man] No condom forever.
- - What?
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- - Tanya!
- - [Tanya] Hey.
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- Oh, shit.
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- 00:08:25,131 --> 00:08:27,425
- Hey, Sis! Hey, girl, hey.
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- Who the fuck is that?
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- - That's my sister.
- - Sister, how are you doing?
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- Hey, girl. Go on and smack that ass.
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- In nine months, you'll have a new nephew.
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- What? Boy, please.
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- - Okay, I'm going now.
- - Yeah, that's it.
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- 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:38,745
- That's it, right there. [grunts]
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- Hey, now, don't leave me.
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- I still wanna ride home with y'all.
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- Girl, is that OJ?
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- I'm almost finished. Okay, to the left.
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- 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:47,778
- No, that's a white Bronco.
- I know that's OJ.
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- - [Tanya] Yeah, boy!
- - Girl, I don't care.
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- [Tanya] To the left!
- There you go, right there.
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- I still want to ride with you.
- Don't leave me, okay?
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- - Just give me a minute. We almost through.
- - [man] When I come, you go...
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- What? Doesn't look like... Goddamn it!
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- 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,423
- - [Tanya] You gonna eat this.
- - I'm not hungry.
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- 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:03,586
- I'm a vegetarian.
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- - [Tanya] You a what?
- - I don't eat pork.
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- 00:09:05,338 --> 00:09:08,275
- [Tanya] You gonna eat something today.
- This ain't pork. This is roast beef.
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- - Eat it!
- - Will you stop looking at them.
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- 00:09:10,134 --> 00:09:13,262
- I can't help it. It's like watching
- a Love & Hip Hop reunion.
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- 00:09:13,346 --> 00:09:15,389
- [Tanya and man grunting]
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- 00:09:15,473 --> 00:09:17,725
- - Oh, my God. Are they fighting?
- - I don't know.
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- 00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:20,561
- - [Kalli] Should we help them?
- - [Tanya] No, you gonna die tonight.
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- 00:09:20,645 --> 00:09:21,979
- Someone should help him.
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- 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:23,898
- [clatter and thud]
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- [Tanya] Shit.
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- 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:28,277
- Thought you was tearing something up.
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- 00:09:28,361 --> 00:09:29,528
- I don't think so.
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- 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:31,072
- Here she come.
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- [panting]
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- - [door shuts]
- - [exhaling]
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- Girl, this car is nice!
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- Thank you.
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- 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,793
- One of y'all got some hand sanitizer
- and some mouthwash?
- 218
- 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:45,795
- Bitch, you need a bath.
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- 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,398
- Why couldn't he bring you
- back to the city?
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- 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,801
- Girl, I don't know him.
- He was up here visiting his wife, okay?
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- 00:09:51,884 --> 00:09:53,344
- And I needed to get some.
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- I've been locked up for five years.
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- 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:58,307
- You know how hard it is
- to maintain your virginity up in here?
- 224
- 00:09:58,808 --> 00:10:00,017
- Virginity?
- 225
- 00:10:00,101 --> 00:10:02,895
- Some of these women
- be looking real good, okay?
- 226
- 00:10:02,979 --> 00:10:04,647
- Especially the ones that be working out.
- 227
- 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,148
- There's this one chick in there,
- 228
- 00:10:06,232 --> 00:10:07,775
- - her name Dude.
- - Stop.
- 229
- 00:10:08,109 --> 00:10:09,277
- Just stop.
- 230
- 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,505
- It didn't even say male or female
- on her birth certificate.
- 231
- 00:10:11,529 --> 00:10:13,698
- It said "hetero-lesbian-sexual."
- 232
- 00:10:14,115 --> 00:10:15,825
- - [chuckles] I can't.
- - Me neither.
- 233
- 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:18,411
- Girl, we need to get up outta here.
- You need to start this car.
- 234
- 00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:20,334
- 'Cause I don't know if this fool
- gonna wake up.
- 235
- 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:23,207
- Yeah, I had to choke the hell outta him.
- 236
- 00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:24,531
- Cutting up. I had to teach him.
- 237
- 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,377
- I'm sure he'll wake up at some point.
- 238
- 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,674
- Why do you keep looking up in the mirror?
- 239
- 00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:35,136
- - For the police.
- - I didn't kill him. I just choked him out.
- 240
- 00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:37,138
- He will come back to air soon.
- 241
- 00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:38,347
- They always do.
- 242
- 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:41,267
- I am so happy to be out, though.
- 243
- 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,853
- I can't tell.
- Seems like you wanna go back.
- 244
- 00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:45,646
- No, I am serious, okay?
- 245
- 00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:49,358
- I do not wanna go to jail no more.
- I am gonna do better.
- 246
- 00:10:49,442 --> 00:10:51,819
- I promise you that.
- I mean, I even talked to the Lord.
- 247
- 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,362
- - The Lord?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 248
- 00:10:53,446 --> 00:10:54,488
- Yeah.
- 249
- 00:10:54,572 --> 00:10:57,116
- - What? You're praying now?
- - No.
- 250
- 00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,035
- Lord, as in "Warlord."
- 251
- 00:10:59,327 --> 00:11:01,954
- That was my main snack
- before I went into jail.
- 252
- 00:11:02,038 --> 00:11:03,164
- And I had to tell him.
- 253
- 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:07,168
- I said, "Lord, I am no longer
- gonna be doing anything illegal.
- 254
- 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:11,714
- I am only gonna be doing what my
- probation officer wrote on this paper."
- 255
- 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,883
- - Let me see that.
- - Right here.
- 256
- 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:15,760
- Yep, I'm doing everything on that paper.
- 257
- 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,887
- Except for, maybe, like,
- selling some weed,
- 258
- 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:19,610
- or maybe, like, a hand job here or there.
- 259
- 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,283
- Or maybe I'll be out here
- shaking ass a little bit.
- 260
- 00:11:21,307 --> 00:11:24,185
- No, no, no, no, no.
- You are not selling anything.
- 261
- 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:25,829
- What? Girl, how am I supposed
- to make a living?
- 262
- 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:28,606
- You're gonna get a job.
- We're gonna help you get a normal job.
- 263
- 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,692
- And you're gonna get on the straight
- and narrow, okay? You understand?
- 264
- 00:11:31,776 --> 00:11:34,153
- Why are we talking white?
- You never done that.
- 265
- 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:36,280
- Girl, shit, we gotta talk white
- in that office.
- 266
- 00:11:36,364 --> 00:11:39,158
- But we in the car right now.
- Black up, nigga. Damn, come on!
- 267
- 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:40,868
- - What's up?
- - Nigga?
- 268
- 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:44,497
- Look, you know Mama said
- that I can't stay with her, right?
- 269
- 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,040
- So, you can't take me over there.
- 270
- 00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:48,125
- I know. So you're gonna stay with me.
- 271
- 00:11:48,376 --> 00:11:49,960
- - For real?
- - For real.
- 272
- 00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:53,714
- Ooh! We finna turn
- this shit up, y'all!
- 273
- 00:11:53,798 --> 00:11:56,092
- We finna turn it up!
- 274
- 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,637
- Free at last! Free at last!
- 275
- 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,360
- I'm about to go out here
- and shake this ass. Can we go to the club?
- 276
- 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:05,768
- [Danica] Come on in.
- 277
- 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,688
- - [light switch clicks]
- - Ooh!
- 278
- 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:12,608
- This is nice!
- 279
- 00:12:12,942 --> 00:12:14,360
- Girl...
- 280
- 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,695
- This... All this shit is you right here?
- 281
- 00:12:16,946 --> 00:12:19,907
- - Okay. You didn't have to give up no ass?
- - [Danica] No.
- 282
- 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,760
- - Get your little butt off the couch.
- - Nothing like that?
- 283
- 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,954
- - This is so nice!
- - Your sister makes the upper six figures.
- 284
- 00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:26,914
- Okay? She's using her brain.
- 285
- 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:31,168
- Yeah, well, where I come from,
- you usually have to use your brain
- 286
- 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:33,302
- in order to get something like this,
- you know?
- 287
- 00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:35,923
- 'Cause I don't know no dudes
- that wanna just mess with a girl
- 288
- 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,050
- - 'cause of her brains.
- - [all chuckling]
- 289
- 00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:41,846
- Wait, wait. I do know one dude
- that likes to fuck brains.
- 290
- 00:12:42,138 --> 00:12:44,098
- And that's the dude
- that's in cell block D.
- 291
- 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:46,517
- Geez, Sis. You know what?
- 292
- 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,686
- Don't get it twisted,
- 'cause I know some smart hoes.
- 293
- 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:51,063
- Don't sleep on me. I know some smart hoes.
- 294
- 00:12:51,397 --> 00:12:52,690
- - You remember Rhonda?
- - Yes.
- 295
- 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:56,277
- Yes. Man, she had a couch just like this
- in her apartment in the projects.
- 296
- 00:12:56,694 --> 00:12:59,155
- But she was a ho. She was definitely a ho.
- 297
- 00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:01,740
- They don't smell like roaches in here
- or nothing.
- 298
- 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,826
- This is so nice. And look at this.
- 299
- 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:08,414
- Girl, how you get sparkles
- in the back of an animal? Is this a bear?
- 300
- 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,517
- - What is this? A Care Bear?
- - [Danica] Come on.
- 301
- 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:11,917
- - Come on.
- - That is crazy.
- 302
- 00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:13,794
- - It's gonna stay clean.
- - It's so clean.
- 303
- 00:13:13,878 --> 00:13:15,713
- I'm gonna show you
- where you'll be sleeping.
- 304
- 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,173
- And look at your plants.
- 305
- 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:20,092
- Like, oh, my goodness.
- This looks like it is outta Avatar.
- 306
- 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,762
- [gasps] I get to sleep in here?
- 307
- 00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:26,640
- No four to a cell or nothing?
- 308
- 00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:30,394
- I haven't been in a bed like this
- in, like, five to ten years.
- 309
- 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,063
- [grunts] Ooh!
- 310
- 00:13:34,899 --> 00:13:36,734
- Ooh! All these your clothes?
- 311
- 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,028
- Yup, those are all mine.
- I'll make room for yours.
- 312
- 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,030
- Oh. I don't have any clothes.
- 313
- 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,701
- I'm sure you can find
- something to wear in there.
- 314
- 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,035
- Go take a shower.
- 315
- 00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:47,369
- This isn't Bailey.
- 316
- 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,423
- - Her and Bailey broke up.
- - [Danica] Kalli.
- 317
- 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,250
- Wait a minute. Weren't y'all engaged?
- Didn't he propose to you?
- 318
- 00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:55,294
- - Yeah. He's getting married soon.
- - Kalli.
- 319
- 00:13:55,628 --> 00:13:59,215
- What? What happened?
- Y'all been dating for, like, six years.
- 320
- 00:13:59,632 --> 00:14:00,633
- Well...
- 321
- 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:04,303
- He met someone else. And he is very happy.
- 322
- 00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:06,472
- And I am very happy.
- 323
- 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:08,724
- Okay?
- 324
- 00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:10,434
- That is bullshit.
- 325
- 00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:12,019
- She's even going to the wedding.
- 326
- 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,187
- You gotta be lying to me.
- 327
- 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,064
- - No, girl.
- - Kalli, stop.
- 328
- 00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:17,816
- Just... Just, I got this. Thanks.
- 329
- 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,110
- Um, it's all for the best.
- 330
- 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,238
- - Mm-hmm.
- - I'm happy.
- 331
- 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,199
- I am dating an amazing guy.
- 332
- 00:14:25,783 --> 00:14:27,701
- And when did this happen? What's his name?
- 333
- 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,246
- - Charlie.
- - [sighs]
- 334
- 00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:33,082
- Charlie? So, I wanna meet him.
- 335
- 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:34,875
- Me too.
- 336
- 00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:36,418
- You haven't met him?
- 337
- 00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:38,837
- No. When is she gonna meet him, Danica?
- 338
- 00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,757
- It's time for you to go home.
- 339
- 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,343
- No, we need to work on this project,
- and I want wine.
- 340
- 00:14:45,094 --> 00:14:47,012
- Ooh, bring me back some wine too, girl.
- 341
- 00:14:47,096 --> 00:14:48,931
- You are not allowed to have any wine.
- 342
- 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,058
- - Says who?
- - Your probation requirements.
- 343
- 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,810
- AA meetings, get a job.
- 344
- 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,312
- No alcohol or drugs, and no fighting.
- 345
- 00:14:55,396 --> 00:14:57,773
- A bitch better not bother me.
- I'm telling you right now.
- 346
- 00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:01,652
- Better leave me alone. 'Cause I will
- pop off if I gotta do all of that.
- 347
- 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,071
- - Shower. Go.
- - [groans] All right.
- 348
- 00:15:04,822 --> 00:15:05,823
- I got you.
- 349
- 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,202
- Ooh! Girl!
- 350
- 00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:13,122
- This bathtub is everything!
- 351
- 00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:16,208
- Do you know how long it's been
- since I've been in a bathtub?
- 352
- 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,502
- - [water running]
- - The water is hot too!
- 353
- 00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:20,397
- What time they turn the hot water off?
- 354
- 00:15:20,421 --> 00:15:23,007
- - Never.
- - Never? They don't turn it off?
- 355
- 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,091
- - Forever?
- - Yes.
- 356
- 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,676
- Ah, shoot.
- 357
- 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:30,306
- When I come outta here, my coochie
- gonna be so clean, it's gonna squeak.
- 358
- 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,876
- I don't want her to know all that stuff
- about Charlie or Bailey.
- 359
- 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:42,943
- You gotta stop.
- 360
- 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,404
- Hey, sorry.
- 361
- 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:51,368
- You gotta slowly tell her things,
- because, um...
- 362
- 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,162
- she has to process them.
- 363
- 00:15:53,746 --> 00:15:55,122
- She can be a little violent.
- 364
- 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:57,183
- Yeah, well, she needs to be violent
- with his ass.
- 365
- 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,500
- [scoffs]
- 366
- 00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:01,920
- Danica, he proposed to you
- and then walked off with that girl.
- 367
- 00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:03,631
- [muffled grunt]
- 368
- 00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:05,841
- I'm happy.
- 369
- 00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:07,259
- Hello?
- 370
- 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:10,387
- With myself and with Charlie.
- 371
- 00:16:10,471 --> 00:16:12,473
- So... So, please,
- 372
- 00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:13,891
- just stop.
- 373
- 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,100
- - Okay.
- - Okay?
- 374
- 00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:16,185
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 375
- 00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:18,145
- - Cheers.
- - Cheers.
- 376
- 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,813
- - To happy.
- - To happy.
- 377
- 00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:20,898
- Yay.
- 378
- 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,109
- I don't think it should be on the nose.
- 379
- 00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:25,819
- - Yeah, I agree.
- - Yeah.
- 380
- 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,197
- The ad should say, "The List."
- 381
- 00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:29,573
- But that's on the nose.
- 382
- 00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:31,384
- Kalli, that's the name of the product.
- 383
- 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,077
- [both laugh]
- 384
- 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,870
- Girl, you know if you nail this...
- 385
- 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,538
- I know, I know.
- 386
- 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,624
- - It's a lot of money.
- - I know.
- 387
- 00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,435
- But I can't think about it.
- 388
- 00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,086
- - We need to just do it. Okay.
- - Yes.
- 389
- 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,171
- ♪ ...make you wanna get this thing in ♪
- 390
- 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,840
- ♪ They call me Tanya
- And I will fuck you up ♪
- 391
- 00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:49,802
- ♪ You better not talk to me
- I'll knuckle up! ♪
- 392
- 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,220
- - ♪ Hey! ♪
- - Is she rapping?
- 393
- 00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,764
- Yes, which is why we should finish
- the rest of this wine
- 394
- 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,058
- - before she comes out.
- - Ooh! Please!
- 395
- 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,185
- Girl, the corner office,
- 396
- 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,104
- the huge bonus,
- 397
- 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,438
- the promotion.
- 398
- 00:17:02,106 --> 00:17:03,106
- Oof!
- 399
- 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,858
- - [cell phone vibrates]
- - And we're done.
- 400
- 00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:07,361
- Your phone. It says, "Bae."
- 401
- 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,196
- Is that Charlie?
- 402
- 00:17:11,115 --> 00:17:12,116
- Answer it.
- 403
- 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,828
- - Hello?
- - [Charlie] Hey.
- 404
- 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,664
- Damn, I've been thinking about you
- all day.
- 405
- 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:21,959
- That's funny, because we've been
- talking about you all day.
- 406
- 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,086
- Oh. Uh, who is this?
- 407
- 00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:25,796
- It's Kalli, Danica's friend.
- 408
- 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,881
- Yeah, she told me a lot about you.
- 409
- 00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,925
- She lied. I'm a size six.
- 410
- 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,093
- [chuckling]
- 411
- 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,137
- And she's told me a lot more about you.
- 412
- 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,139
- So... [clears throat]
- when am I gonna see you?
- 413
- 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,015
- Oh... [stammering]
- 414
- 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,684
- [whispering] Damn, he sounds fine!
- 415
- 00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:42,604
- - Hey.
- - Yeah, I didn't know you had company.
- 416
- 00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:45,592
- - You wanna talk later?
- - No, it's a good time to talk now.
- 417
- 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:46,775
- How was your day?
- 418
- 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,069
- Stressful, but I'm good.
- 419
- 00:17:49,153 --> 00:17:50,154
- What did you do today?
- 420
- 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,781
- Well, we got the account that I wanted.
- 421
- 00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,825
- And we are working on it as we speak.
- 422
- 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,035
- Oh, wow. That's great. Congrats.
- 423
- 00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,038
- I'm trying to be cool, but I really want
- this campaign to be amazing.
- 424
- 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:04,001
- I would be the first black woman
- to be a VP in the company.
- 425
- 00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:07,254
- Dang, girl, I didn't know
- you was getting married!
- 426
- 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:10,257
- You bought a wedding dress and everything.
- 427
- 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,467
- Baby, can I call you back?
- 428
- 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,260
- "Baby"? Is that Charles?
- 429
- 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:14,946
- Is that who you bought
- this wedding dress for?
- 430
- 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,448
- - Did you buy a wedding dress for Charlie?
- - I'll call you back.
- 431
- 00:18:16,472 --> 00:18:17,752
- - Y'all getting married?
- - Tanya!
- 432
- 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,560
- Why did you do that?
- 433
- 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,270
- I just wanted to talk to him.
- 434
- 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:26,106
- [screaming] Take off my dress!
- 435
- 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,027
- [soft chuckle, sigh]
- 436
- 00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:34,031
- What's wrong with you, homegirl?
- 437
- 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,241
- Who you think you're yelling at
- up in here?
- 438
- 00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:38,428
- - Who you think... Bitch!
- - Come on. I'll help you get out of that.
- 439
- 00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:40,454
- Don't you know I just got out
- of prison, bitch?
- 440
- 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,706
- Don't you know
- you will get fucked up over here?
- 441
- 00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,430
- - Okay, come.
- - What do you think this is?
- 442
- 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,810
- - I'll help you out the dress.
- - I'm fresh outta jail.
- 443
- 00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:48,545
- You don't talk to nobody
- fresh outta jail like that.
- 444
- 00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:50,064
- - [Kalli] Come on.
- - The fuck she... You think...
- 445
- 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,150
- You think you won't
- get your ass whipped here, bitch?
- 446
- 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,092
- Tanya! No. No.
- 447
- 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,595
- - I'm just saying.
- - I'm gonna help you take this off, okay?
- 448
- 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,078
- Do she know who she's dealing with?
- 449
- 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,598
- - Come on.
- - I don't give a fuck!
- 450
- 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,910
- - You got me working this shit.
- - You will get tore up out here.
- 451
- 00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,393
- You will get tore up!
- 452
- 00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:06,480
- I don't care if your house clean, bitch.
- It'll get dirty in a minute.
- 453
- 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,399
- Ooh! She lucky I didn't punch her
- in her damn face.
- 454
- 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:10,734
- Hollering at me.
- 455
- 00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:11,819
- I don't like that.
- 456
- 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:15,489
- You know what? I saw Bridesmaids.
- I will take a shit in this dress.
- 457
- 00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:17,241
- Please don't do that.
- 458
- 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,325
- Look...
- 459
- 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,244
- I'm worried about her.
- 460
- 00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:22,454
- She's selling that shit, ain't she?
- 461
- 00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:25,266
- Yeah, I knew you can't live like this
- without selling that shit.
- 462
- 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,334
- No. No, no, no, it's nothing like that.
- 463
- 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,503
- Look, Bailey broke her heart.
- 464
- 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:33,090
- She pretends that everything is okay,
- but she had the whole wedding planned.
- 465
- 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,424
- And bought this dress.
- 466
- 00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:37,511
- She bought it that day. And that night
- he told her he'd met someone else.
- 467
- 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,055
- And then she went into a deep depression,
- and she was so sad.
- 468
- 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,725
- Her work was suffering.
- Look, I'm still really concerned.
- 469
- 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,629
- - Yeah, I'm gonna fuck him up.
- - No. She doesn't want that.
- 470
- 00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:49,314
- You don't know her, okay?
- She has a mean streak
- 471
- 00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:51,275
- and a hood streak, just like me.
- 472
- 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,068
- We come from the same place, all right?
- 473
- 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,611
- And we gonna tear his ass up.
- 474
- 00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,572
- Your sister has changed.
- 475
- 00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:59,575
- Dang.
- Money take the gangster out you, huh?
- 476
- 00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:02,595
- That's like Puffy walking around
- calling himself "Brother Love" and shit.
- 477
- 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,662
- Well, you know what?
- 478
- 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,497
- She got Charlie now.
- 479
- 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,374
- He's probably the one.
- 480
- 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,293
- Mmm. That's another thing
- I'm concerned about.
- 481
- 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,336
- Damn, you concerned about a lot of shit.
- 482
- 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:14,298
- Look, all I'm saying is she met him online
- a year ago.
- 483
- 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,009
- And she doesn't date anybody else.
- She only talks to him.
- 484
- 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:20,387
- Well, that's her, you know? She into that
- monogram type of relationship stuff.
- 485
- 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,598
- Mo... Monogamy?
- 486
- 00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,693
- Oh, yeah, that's the word.
- Yeah, "monogamy."
- 487
- 00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:26,828
- - That's when just one people, right?
- - Well... Yeah.
- 488
- 00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:27,895
- Just two people.
- 489
- 00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:30,188
- - Just the two? One-to-one relationship?
- - Yeah.
- 490
- 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:32,274
- Well, I'm concerned.
- 491
- 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:35,903
- They can't even Skype. He says
- his computer or his camera is broken.
- 492
- 00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:37,630
- And the Wi-Fi where he is
- isn't strong enough,
- 493
- 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,907
- 'cause he works on a offshore oil rig.
- 494
- 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,367
- What the hell is Skype?
- 495
- 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,786
- Oh, oh! Wait a minute.
- 496
- 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:47,915
- I know, I know. That's, like, okay,
- you know when I was in jail, right?
- 497
- 00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:51,043
- When I was in jail we used to be in
- the rec room watching TV all the time.
- 498
- 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,629
- And there was this one show
- that used to come on all the time,
- 499
- 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:54,898
- and this what this sound like.
- 500
- 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,841
- It's on MTV.
- It's a show called Catfish, right?
- 501
- 00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:01,053
- And they... If the person you trying
- to talk to on the computer
- 502
- 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:03,764
- don't wanna Skype with you,
- they probably not real.
- 503
- 00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,098
- That's what's going on.
- 504
- 00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:08,143
- She dating the ghosted.
- She got ghosted right now.
- 505
- 00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:11,271
- So, what we gonna do is
- we gonna contact Catfish, right?
- 506
- 00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:12,606
- No, we contact Catfish.
- 507
- 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,817
- We gonna email them or call them.
- Probably gotta email.
- 508
- 00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:19,029
- And then we let 'em know what's going on,
- and, bam, we got him.
- 509
- 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,590
- - And then we get her some real dick!
- - Tanya.
- 510
- 00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:24,076
- Tanya, I will not be a part of that.
- And do not tell her I told you.
- 511
- 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,134
- All right, I ain't no snitch. I got you.
- 512
- 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,306
- [Charlie] Hey, babe. Why are you so quiet?
- 513
- 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:31,875
- I'm sorry. I need to explain to you about
- the wedding dress. I know you heard it.
- 514
- 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:35,253
- I bought the dress when I thought
- my ex and I were going to get married.
- 515
- 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:36,880
- We didn't, and I still have it.
- 516
- 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:39,174
- I didn't want you to think
- I bought it for you.
- 517
- 00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:41,718
- Well, I wouldn't mind if you did, baby.
- 518
- 00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,845
- I mean, I do feel
- like you're my soul mate.
- 519
- 00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:48,725
- Charlie, what if you met me
- and I'm not the person you think I am?
- 520
- 00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:51,645
- I mean, what if we don't have
- any chemistry?
- 521
- 00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:53,873
- - We're so good on the phone.
- - [Charlie chuckles]
- 522
- 00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:55,315
- Don't be afraid of that, babe.
- 523
- 00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:56,919
- We'll be good together. I promise you.
- 524
- 00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:58,318
- I wish I could see you.
- 525
- 00:21:58,402 --> 00:22:01,363
- Yeah, I'm gonna put in another request
- to upgrade the Wi-Fi.
- 526
- 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,032
- But they're on this crazy budget
- around here.
- 527
- 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,910
- - I wish I was there.
- - I wish you were here too.
- 528
- 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:08,912
- Look, I gotta turn in. Early morning.
- 529
- 00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:10,706
- But, um, I love you.
- 530
- 00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,082
- I love you too.
- 531
- 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:13,333
- - Good night.
- - Night.
- 532
- 00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:19,131
- [Danica] Tanya.
- 533
- 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,133
- - Wake up.
- - [soft snoring]
- 534
- 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:27,338
- - Come on. Get up.
- - I told you I stabbed my friend up.
- 535
- 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,351
- [sighs] Jail flashback. Sorry.
- 536
- 00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:34,646
- I'm sorry about your wedding dress.
- 537
- 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,232
- Oh, forget it.
- It's going to be a great day.
- 538
- 00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:38,650
- Come on. You gotta get up.
- 539
- 00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:41,838
- You have to find a job so you can be in
- good standing with your probation officer,
- 540
- 00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:43,715
- and then you gotta find a place
- to go to your AA meetings.
- 541
- 00:22:43,739 --> 00:22:45,157
- I found this address.
- 542
- 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,701
- I don't know why I think I know it,
- but it's close to my job.
- 543
- 00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:53,540
- I need to talk to you about this
- finding a job and being clean and stuff.
- 544
- 00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:55,601
- I was thinking, if I just had
- a little bit of weed...
- 545
- 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:56,625
- Here, put this on.
- 546
- 00:22:57,461 --> 00:22:58,587
- And we...
- 547
- 00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:00,731
- We need to do something with your hair.
- 548
- 00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:02,883
- [groans]
- 549
- 00:23:03,592 --> 00:23:05,802
- Would you... Would you stand up straight?
- 550
- 00:23:05,886 --> 00:23:07,846
- You know it's been a long time
- since I wore heels.
- 551
- 00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:08,889
- Oh, Lord.
- 552
- 00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:10,807
- Let's grab a coffee real quick.
- 553
- 00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:12,142
- Well, not really quick.
- 554
- 00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,895
- These heels giving me an earthquake
- in my panties.
- 555
- 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,229
- [Danica] Let's go.
- 556
- 00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:18,857
- You know I can't do these heels like this.
- 557
- 00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:19,858
- Keep going. You'll get it.
- 558
- 00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:21,621
- [woman] I want the one over there, please.
- 559
- 00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:23,195
- Thank you. Come on.
- 560
- 00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:25,489
- They let the disabled cut?
- I'm sorry, y'all.
- 561
- 00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:27,364
- Okay.
- 562
- 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,950
- - Hey.
- - Good morning.
- 563
- 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:29,951
- Good morning.
- 564
- 00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:31,369
- - Hey.
- - Hey. How you doing?
- 565
- 00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,121
- - This is my sister, Tanya.
- - All right.
- 566
- 00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:34,640
- - She needs an espresso, please.
- - I can help you with that.
- 567
- 00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:35,664
- I need a joint.
- 568
- 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:37,935
- I can't help you with the joint.
- I can help you with the espresso.
- 569
- 00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:39,270
- You're gonna let me pay for this.
- 570
- 00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:41,421
- - I can't hear you. What are you saying?
- - Girl.
- 571
- 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:44,633
- You need to go ahead and just, yeah,
- move the foam around a little more.
- 572
- 00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:47,612
- - Your steam not hot enough.
- - Yeah, we've been having trouble with it.
- 573
- 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:50,722
- You know what? There's a valve on the back
- that gets stuck sometimes.
- 574
- 00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:53,100
- - Really?
- - If you look in the lower back part...
- 575
- 00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:54,726
- I could help you with that.
- 576
- 00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:56,853
- Check it out.
- The lower back, it gets stuck.
- 577
- 00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:59,523
- - Thank you.
- - Yeah, but no. Down, lower.
- 578
- 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:00,625
- You gotta get lower, baby.
- 579
- 00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:03,443
- You gotta bend over, baby.
- You gotta get a little lower. Underneath.
- 580
- 00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:05,946
- Yeah, bend at the knee. There you go.
- 581
- 00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:07,030
- - Yeah!
- - Tanya!
- 582
- 00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:09,741
- You, shut up!
- Yeah, now you feeling, you feeling it?
- 583
- 00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:11,052
- - Right here?
- - Yeah, right up in there.
- 584
- 00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:12,661
- - You feel something warm?
- - Absolutely.
- 585
- 00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:14,788
- It's a little hot.
- A little steamy, a little bit.
- 586
- 00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:15,932
- - It is hot, yeah.
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 587
- 00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:18,768
- Now, put your two fingers in there.
- You gotta put two fingers up in there.
- 588
- 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,311
- - I...
- - And whirl it around a little bit.
- 589
- 00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:22,730
- Bitch, move. I can't see him. Move...
- Bitch, get out the way.
- 590
- 00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:24,774
- - You should feel something warm there.
- - Yeah. Okay.
- 591
- 00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,883
- Yeah. And then move them around
- a little bit.
- 592
- 00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:28,635
- Yeah, move them around.
- 593
- 00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,096
- Now slowly pull 'em out.
- You should feel a little click.
- 594
- 00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:33,557
- Go ahead and try it now.
- 595
- 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,840
- - [Frank] That's crazy.
- - Yeah.
- 596
- 00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:37,537
- - Yeah, yeah.
- - That's crazy. I didn't even know.
- 597
- 00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:39,396
- - [steam hissing]
- - Look at that.
- 598
- 00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:43,191
- [Tanya] Whoo!
- 599
- 00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:47,093
- That's something else, right?
- Damn, who knew? How'd you know?
- 600
- 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,197
- You know, I was in...
- 601
- 00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:52,701
- I was in charge of the coffee
- for all the guards.
- 602
- 00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:55,412
- - Okay.
- - They used to call me Negress Barista.
- 603
- 00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:57,557
- I got you, but guards, you said "guards."
- What'd you mean?
- 604
- 00:24:57,581 --> 00:24:59,958
- - Yeah. I did a bit.
- - Okay.
- 605
- 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,544
- - How long you been out?
- - [Danica] Not long.
- 606
- 00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:05,797
- She's going down to
- the unemployment office down the street.
- 607
- 00:25:05,881 --> 00:25:07,007
- Danica, unemployment office?
- 608
- 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:09,426
- I mean, with the whole felon thing,
- that's gonna be hard.
- 609
- 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:10,969
- Yeah, I tried to tell her.
- 610
- 00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:13,388
- - Why don't you just work here?
- - For real?
- 611
- 00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:15,765
- I mean... obviously we need help.
- 612
- 00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:17,369
- - [Tanya] Oh, snap.
- - Isn't this great?
- 613
- 00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:18,768
- Yeah, for real.
- 614
- 00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:21,229
- Liliana, get this young lady
- an application.
- 615
- 00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:24,191
- That's what's up. Yeah, this is so dope.
- 616
- 00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:25,317
- I can come back there?
- 617
- 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,651
- - Absolutely.
- - Like, right now?
- 618
- 00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:28,129
- - Right now right now.
- - Right now right now?
- 619
- 00:25:28,153 --> 00:25:29,821
- Absolutely. Come on. Come around back.
- 620
- 00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:33,200
- Feels special coming around the back side.
- 621
- 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:37,120
- Listen, I appreciate you
- trying to do this for me.
- 622
- 00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:40,957
- - Absolutely, yeah.
- - But my sister is a... bit much.
- 623
- 00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:42,209
- No, I got it.
- 624
- 00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:45,128
- - I mean, we...
- - [Tanya] Where... Excuse me.
- 625
- 00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:47,589
- Where it say "felon,"
- what you want me to put right there?
- 626
- 00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:51,092
- - I'll take care of the felon part.
- - That's what I'm talking about.
- 627
- 00:25:51,176 --> 00:25:53,303
- All right. You gonna be a good boss.
- I can tell.
- 628
- 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:56,973
- - I can't be responsible for her actions.
- - Really, Danica, I got it.
- 629
- 00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:58,534
- - How hard could it be?
- - You should...
- 630
- 00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:01,061
- Where it say "sex,"
- what you want me to put right there?
- 631
- 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,021
- Uh...
- 632
- 00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:04,940
- - Female, right?
- - What you wanna put?
- 633
- 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,608
- Plenty. [chuckles]
- 634
- 00:26:07,108 --> 00:26:08,318
- Just so you know.
- 635
- 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:11,029
- - Plenty.
- - See?
- 636
- 00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:13,073
- You said you got it.
- 637
- 00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:15,257
- - You got it.
- - I did say that, didn't I?
- 638
- 00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:19,704
- Um, excuse me. Where it say "position,"
- which one do you want me to be in?
- 639
- 00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:21,706
- What position you wanna be in?
- 640
- 00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:24,542
- Well, you know, I prefer doggy style.
- 641
- 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,169
- But you seem more like a missionary.
- 642
- 00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:28,672
- But you know what?
- I could show you the spider.
- 643
- 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:31,150
- You heard about the spider? You ain't did
- the spider? You know nothing about that.
- 644
- 00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:32,634
- Just legs everywhere.
- 645
- 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:34,886
- Just legs. Just, Whoo!
- 646
- 00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:36,721
- You know I got some legs on me, so...
- 647
- 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:38,485
- Wait, I'm gonna show you that spider, boy.
- 648
- 00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:43,520
- Uh... for references,
- who do you want me to put down?
- 649
- 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:44,437
- Me.
- 650
- 00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:45,748
- [Tanya] Nah, I ain't never slept with you.
- 651
- 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,852
- You know what? I'm gonna go ahead
- and put Malik down.
- 652
- 00:26:47,899 --> 00:26:48,900
- Yeah.
- 653
- 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:51,611
- Okay. Thank you.
- 654
- 00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:53,655
- Tanya, call me later.
- 655
- 00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:56,074
- Yeah, girl, I'm gonna call you
- as soon as I get off.
- 656
- 00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:58,410
- Yeah, this should be fun.
- 657
- 00:27:01,162 --> 00:27:02,289
- Okay, what do you smell?
- 658
- 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,418
- - Jasmine.
- - What else?
- 659
- 00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:08,920
- - Lilac?
- - Hillary?
- 660
- 00:27:09,587 --> 00:27:12,299
- Yeah, I'm on a strict no smelling diet
- this week.
- 661
- 00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:13,675
- Lost four pounds.
- 662
- 00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:16,337
- - Amazing, congrats.
- - Okay, I came up with something.
- 663
- 00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:17,637
- Okay, you ready?
- 664
- 00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:20,849
- "The List.
- 665
- 00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:22,642
- Are you on it?"
- 666
- 00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:25,729
- Sounds scary.
- 667
- 00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:27,707
- - Right?
- - Yeah. I like that. Scary's good, right?
- 668
- 00:27:27,731 --> 00:27:29,941
- Yeah, it's like Schindler's List.
- 669
- 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,526
- - But that was a good list.
- - Yes.
- 670
- 00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:33,278
- Yes, 'cause he saved a lot of people.
- 671
- 00:27:33,361 --> 00:27:34,195
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 672
- 00:27:34,279 --> 00:27:35,959
- I'm just gonna say I think this is stupid.
- 673
- 00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:38,908
- Okay? Who makes a wish list for a man?
- 674
- 00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:42,412
- Look, I don't know. I'm just having
- a whole issue with the whole thing, okay?
- 675
- 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:45,081
- I like other lists. Angie's. Craig's.
- 676
- 00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:47,542
- I just think most lists
- have been dominated.
- 677
- 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:48,918
- Listen, how about this?
- 678
- 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:51,421
- We're not here to judge the product.
- 679
- 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:52,672
- - Right.
- - Okay?
- 680
- 00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:55,383
- We're here to just brand it and sell it.
- 681
- 00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:59,763
- - Brand it and sell it.
- - Yeah. Bring back some ideas.
- 682
- 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,306
- Because we're running out of time.
- 683
- 00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:02,908
- - Yeah, okay.
- - You got it. We can do that.
- 684
- 00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:04,100
- - Thank you.
- - Okay.
- 685
- 00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:08,271
- - [Frank] Son, your mama's here.
- - Okay.
- 686
- 00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:10,995
- Pack your things up. Make sure
- you behave for your mama, all right?
- 687
- 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:12,942
- And I'll be at your game tomorrow.
- 688
- 00:28:13,026 --> 00:28:14,694
- - Okay.
- - Okay. I love you.
- 689
- 00:28:14,778 --> 00:28:15,904
- Love you too. See you there.
- 690
- 00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:16,987
- - [Frank] Bye.
- - Bye.
- 691
- 00:28:19,824 --> 00:28:20,825
- That's your kid?
- 692
- 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:24,454
- - Yeah.
- - He is so cute.
- 693
- 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:26,164
- - Thank you.
- - You a good dude.
- 694
- 00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:28,578
- - Thanks, Tanya.
- - You want some? Can I get you some?
- 695
- 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:30,543
- Get me some what?
- 696
- 00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:32,337
- I mean... Never mind.
- 697
- 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:33,713
- Unless you want it.
- 698
- 00:28:34,297 --> 00:28:37,550
- But I just wanna show my appreciation
- for you giving me this job.
- 699
- 00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:39,111
- I appreciate that you're appreciative.
- 700
- 00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:43,973
- Man, when I tell my PO that I got a job,
- he is gonna be so shocked.
- 701
- 00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:46,338
- I thought I was gonna
- have to sleep with him or something.
- 702
- 00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:49,437
- Anyways, all I gotta do is AA meetings
- once a week,
- 703
- 00:28:49,521 --> 00:28:52,732
- and it's gonna be breezy, 'cause my
- sister gave me this address right here.
- 704
- 00:28:52,816 --> 00:28:54,710
- - Do you know where this is at?
- - Do I know where it's at?
- 705
- 00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:56,694
- - It's here. Yeah.
- - This is here?
- 706
- 00:28:56,778 --> 00:28:58,613
- Oh, my... I am so damn lucky.
- 707
- 00:28:58,696 --> 00:29:00,633
- - Why are you so lucky?
- - I need to play the lotto or something.
- 708
- 00:29:00,657 --> 00:29:03,937
- Maybe you should. You know what? You could
- help me set up later for the AA meeting.
- 709
- 00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:06,871
- - Cool.
- - I wanna ask you something.
- 710
- 00:29:06,955 --> 00:29:08,164
- You and your sister close?
- 711
- 00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:10,875
- - Y'all seem close, I mean.
- - Yeah, we...
- 712
- 00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,711
- We've been close
- ever since we was little kids.
- 713
- 00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:15,630
- You know, she was always the smart one.
- 714
- 00:29:15,713 --> 00:29:17,340
- I was the one always getting in trouble.
- 715
- 00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:19,300
- I know you gave me this job
- because of her.
- 716
- 00:29:19,717 --> 00:29:21,177
- Thank you. I appreciate it.
- 717
- 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:22,387
- Let me tell you something.
- 718
- 00:29:23,304 --> 00:29:24,764
- She got you in the door,
- 719
- 00:29:25,348 --> 00:29:27,434
- - but you got the job.
- - Mmm.
- 720
- 00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:30,717
- Don't be flirting with me unless you want
- both of us, 'cause I know you like her.
- 721
- 00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:33,356
- I do. I like her a lot.
- 722
- 00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:36,234
- I tried to ask...
- Well, actually, I did ask her out.
- 723
- 00:29:36,317 --> 00:29:37,652
- What happened?
- 724
- 00:29:37,735 --> 00:29:40,864
- She's always saying something
- about Charlie, her boyfriend.
- 725
- 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,240
- You know this guy, Charlie?
- 726
- 00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:45,326
- Yeah.
- 727
- 00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:48,246
- Could you do me a favor?
- 728
- 00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:51,541
- - Anything.
- - Can I send an email on your computer?
- 729
- 00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:53,352
- Yeah. But don't make that a habit, Tanya.
- 730
- 00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:55,920
- - I won't, I promise you I won't.
- - All right.
- 731
- 00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:58,798
- And let me give you some advice.
- 732
- 00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:02,260
- You need to push up a little bit harder
- on my sister if you want her.
- 733
- 00:30:02,719 --> 00:30:05,763
- And as soon as I finish sending
- this email, all right,
- 734
- 00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:07,098
- I'm gonna take my break.
- 735
- 00:30:07,557 --> 00:30:09,076
- You ain't even worked half a day, Tanya.
- 736
- 00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:11,060
- Yeah, well,
- that's just how it's gonna have to be.
- 737
- 00:30:11,144 --> 00:30:13,504
- - Also, I'ma need a three-week vacation...
- - It comes off...
- 738
- 00:30:13,563 --> 00:30:15,440
- once I finish my first month,
- all right?
- 739
- 00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:19,235
- I'm gonna give you the best 30 days
- you ever had from an employee.
- 740
- 00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:22,947
- Now we're gonna need to talk about
- my 41-OK too.
- 741
- 00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:26,493
- Yeah. I'm on this.
- 742
- 00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:30,497
- Okay. Dear Nevvy and Max...
- 743
- 00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:36,294
- Okay, Danica, think.
- 744
- 00:30:36,961 --> 00:30:38,671
- [cell phone ringing]
- 745
- 00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:41,674
- No.
- 746
- 00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:43,885
- - Hi.
- - [Charlie] Hey.
- 747
- 00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:45,386
- Can you see me?
- 748
- 00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,972
- No. It says, "Poor connection."
- 749
- 00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:50,225
- [groans] Damn.
- I was hoping this would work.
- 750
- 00:30:50,308 --> 00:30:53,686
- I'm sorry. I wanted you to see the rig.
- There's a beautiful sunset.
- 751
- 00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:54,938
- I wish I could see it.
- 752
- 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:57,565
- I wish I could see you too.
- I... Where are you?
- 753
- 00:30:58,149 --> 00:30:59,317
- I'm still at work.
- 754
- 00:30:59,651 --> 00:31:02,654
- Oh, baby. Go home and get some rest.
- You sound tired.
- 755
- 00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:05,365
- Yeah. Maybe you're right.
- 756
- 00:31:06,741 --> 00:31:10,078
- You know, if I was there I would have
- a bath and dinner ready for you.
- 757
- 00:31:10,453 --> 00:31:11,454
- You would?
- 758
- 00:31:11,955 --> 00:31:12,956
- Yeah.
- 759
- 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:15,041
- And I'd rub your feet, and...
- 760
- 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:19,003
- Don't saywhat else you would do.
- I can't handle it. I'm so horny.
- 761
- 00:31:19,629 --> 00:31:21,506
- Oh, okay. [chuckles]
- 762
- 00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:24,259
- Well, I guess I won't say it then.
- 763
- 00:31:24,342 --> 00:31:25,969
- Can I call you when I get home?
- 764
- 00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:27,303
- Yeah.
- 765
- 00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:29,681
- - I love you.
- - I love you too.
- 766
- 00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:36,271
- Excuse me.
- 767
- 00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:37,730
- What's going on here?
- 768
- 00:31:38,022 --> 00:31:39,732
- Oh, it's an AA meeting.
- 769
- 00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:40,983
- Ah.
- 770
- 00:31:45,363 --> 00:31:47,490
- Guys, I was getting high for years.
- 771
- 00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:51,703
- And I was smoking, I was drinking.
- I went to jail.
- 772
- 00:31:51,786 --> 00:31:53,830
- And I turned it around. I mean, now I...
- 773
- 00:31:54,706 --> 00:31:56,666
- own the coffee shop, right?
- 774
- 00:31:57,417 --> 00:32:00,753
- So, it's the same thing.
- We cannot let the shame stop us.
- 775
- 00:32:00,837 --> 00:32:03,131
- All right?
- But before we get more into that,
- 776
- 00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:04,966
- group,
- 777
- 00:32:05,758 --> 00:32:07,885
- this lovely lady to my right,
- this is Tanya.
- 778
- 00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:10,430
- - Tanya, this is the group.
- - [group] Hi, Tanya.
- 779
- 00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:11,514
- Hey, y'all.
- 780
- 00:32:11,764 --> 00:32:15,226
- Um, I haven't hit the pipe in five years.
- 781
- 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,894
- I haven't, uh...
- 782
- 00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:19,022
- I haven't drank in eight months.
- 783
- 00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:22,692
- And I haven't smoked any weed
- or anything in, like, four days.
- 784
- 00:32:23,026 --> 00:32:27,447
- And my whole thing is, like, why can't I
- get a chip for everything that I don't do.
- 785
- 00:32:27,530 --> 00:32:29,907
- You know what I'm saying?
- Don't hit the pipe, that's a chip.
- 786
- 00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:32,243
- Don't smoke no weed for four days.
- That's a chip.
- 787
- 00:32:32,327 --> 00:32:33,536
- Don't drink. That's a chip.
- 788
- 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:36,039
- No D. I ain't had no D in a whole day.
- 789
- 00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,916
- That's a chip. I should have a chip
- for every single thing.
- 790
- 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,543
- That's all I'm saying, man.
- 791
- 00:32:51,095 --> 00:32:52,764
- [door opens]
- 792
- 00:32:52,847 --> 00:32:53,931
- Hey, you here?
- 793
- 00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:57,310
- Hey, Sis. I was just wrapping up work.
- Do you want a ride?
- 794
- 00:32:57,393 --> 00:32:59,270
- - Yeah. Let me go get my stuff.
- - Okay.
- 795
- 00:33:00,563 --> 00:33:01,564
- I missed you.
- 796
- 00:33:06,194 --> 00:33:08,196
- [Tanya] Frank, Danica's outside.
- 797
- 00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:13,910
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 798
- 00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:15,703
- Your sister, she's, uh...
- 799
- 00:33:16,579 --> 00:33:18,139
- She's a special one. I really like her.
- 800
- 00:33:18,873 --> 00:33:20,249
- How long were you in jail?
- 801
- 00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:22,293
- I didn't know that.
- 802
- 00:33:22,710 --> 00:33:25,463
- Uh, I didn't know you'd heard that.
- Seven years.
- 803
- 00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:27,048
- It was a long time ago.
- 804
- 00:33:28,716 --> 00:33:29,717
- All right, yeah.
- 805
- 00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:33,221
- - Yeah.
- - Tell Tanya I'll be in the car.
- 806
- 00:33:35,098 --> 00:33:36,974
- All righty. You got it.
- 807
- 00:33:47,985 --> 00:33:51,531
- I didn't know that he was in recovery
- and that he's been in jail.
- 808
- 00:33:51,614 --> 00:33:53,324
- Yeah, but he's still a cool-ass nigga.
- 809
- 00:33:53,408 --> 00:33:57,620
- [sighs] Damn. I mean, Tanya,
- has every black man been to jail?
- 810
- 00:33:57,704 --> 00:33:59,914
- Yeah, girl.
- Anyone that is worth fucking with
- 811
- 00:33:59,997 --> 00:34:01,666
- has been to jail at least once.
- 812
- 00:34:01,749 --> 00:34:04,168
- That's what make 'em a man.
- You know he like you.
- 813
- 00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:07,046
- - Yeah. That will never happen.
- - What?
- 814
- 00:34:08,673 --> 00:34:10,633
- - Oh, 'cause of Charlie.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 815
- 00:34:11,259 --> 00:34:12,260
- That's right.
- 816
- 00:34:13,803 --> 00:34:15,179
- Yeah, I got you, girl.
- 817
- 00:34:15,847 --> 00:34:16,848
- I got you.
- 818
- 00:34:19,392 --> 00:34:21,811
- [Nev] All right, "Help!
- I think my sister's being catfished."
- 819
- 00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:23,438
- - All right, we got it.
- - Catfish, go.
- 820
- 00:34:23,521 --> 00:34:25,523
- All right, here we go.
- This one's from Tanya.
- 821
- 00:34:25,606 --> 00:34:28,484
- - Okay. Tanya.
- - Tanya says, "Dear Nev and Max,
- 822
- 00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:31,738
- my sister's been dating this man
- for a year online." Never...
- 823
- 00:34:31,821 --> 00:34:33,948
- - A year?
- - A year. "And she's never met him."
- 824
- 00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:35,116
- - A year is...
- - Wait, wait.
- 825
- 00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:36,510
- We're talking about twelve months.
- 826
- 00:34:36,534 --> 00:34:39,162
- - He says he's on an offshore oil rig.
- - Oh, please.
- 827
- 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:40,431
- - That's...
- - We've actually never...
- 828
- 00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:41,682
- - I've never heard that before.
- - That's new.
- 829
- 00:34:41,706 --> 00:34:42,933
- - That's pretty good.
- - That's a new one.
- 830
- 00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:45,960
- And he's on a... Let me guess.
- He's on an oil rig, so he can't talk.
- 831
- 00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:47,420
- Anyway, she's in love.
- 832
- 00:34:47,503 --> 00:34:49,630
- - And has even bought a wedding dress.
- - Oh, God.
- 833
- 00:34:49,714 --> 00:34:51,215
- - She's invested money.
- - Wow.
- 834
- 00:34:51,299 --> 00:34:53,176
- - She's planned the entire wedding.
- - Oh, God.
- 835
- 00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:55,219
- Wow. "Please help. Thanks, Tanya."
- 836
- 00:34:55,303 --> 00:34:58,473
- All right. Well, let's call Tanya
- and see what she has to say.
- 837
- 00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:01,184
- [telephone ringing]
- 838
- 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:03,352
- - Let me get a bite.
- - You get the phone.
- 839
- 00:35:05,354 --> 00:35:06,354
- [ringing]
- 840
- 00:35:06,939 --> 00:35:08,232
- Brown Bean Coffee Shop.
- 841
- 00:35:08,316 --> 00:35:12,236
- Hi, this is Nev and Max from Catfish.
- We're looking for Tanya.
- 842
- 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,531
- No way! I'm the one that called y'all.
- 843
- 00:35:15,615 --> 00:35:17,200
- I'm so excited. Y'all so fine.
- 844
- 00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:19,410
- So, Tanya, you think
- your sister's being catfished?
- 845
- 00:35:19,494 --> 00:35:21,537
- I do. Yes, I do.
- 846
- 00:35:21,621 --> 00:35:24,791
- [Nev] Uh, yeah. I mean, from your email
- it definitely sounds like it.
- 847
- 00:35:24,874 --> 00:35:27,168
- And we wanna help.
- I mean, this whole situation...
- 848
- 00:35:27,585 --> 00:35:29,980
- - sounds a little slippery.
- - It sounds like she needs our help.
- 849
- 00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:33,508
- Yeah. If we got there later today,
- could we meet up and find out more?
- 850
- 00:35:33,591 --> 00:35:35,384
- Yes. Come on to that address.
- 851
- 00:35:35,468 --> 00:35:36,594
- [laughs]
- 852
- 00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:43,601
- - I need real coffee.
- - Why didn't you get it?
- 853
- 00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:47,230
- I just dropped Tanya off.
- And I'm kind of over flirting with him.
- 854
- 00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:48,648
- Did you know he was a felon?
- 855
- 00:35:49,232 --> 00:35:51,359
- Armed robbery. And he's also in recovery.
- 856
- 00:35:51,609 --> 00:35:55,071
- - What?
- - Yeah. So, the flirting thing is done.
- 857
- 00:35:55,154 --> 00:35:57,031
- I mean, he may not be too stable.
- 858
- 00:35:57,782 --> 00:35:59,742
- So, I mean, I thought he was cute.
- 859
- 00:36:00,076 --> 00:36:03,079
- But last night, I realized
- I need to stay away from him.
- 860
- 00:36:03,496 --> 00:36:06,249
- - You're over exaggerating.
- - No, I'm not.
- 861
- 00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:09,919
- Come on.
- Let's go get coffee together and discuss.
- 862
- 00:36:10,294 --> 00:36:11,546
- - [Tanya] Up.
- - [Frank] Okay.
- 863
- 00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:14,632
- Hey, look who's here.
- 864
- 00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:18,344
- - Kalli. Good to see your face.
- - Hey.
- 865
- 00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:22,348
- - Danica, good morning.
- - Here you go.
- 866
- 00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:25,102
- Your money's no good here.
- You know that, Danica.
- 867
- 00:36:25,434 --> 00:36:26,435
- Take the money.
- 868
- 00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:27,937
- Please take it.
- 869
- 00:36:28,938 --> 00:36:29,939
- Okay.
- 870
- 00:36:33,109 --> 00:36:34,735
- Danica, hi.
- 871
- 00:36:36,279 --> 00:36:37,280
- Hi.
- 872
- 00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:38,531
- You remember Amanda, right?
- 873
- 00:36:38,906 --> 00:36:39,906
- Hi.
- 874
- 00:36:40,992 --> 00:36:42,827
- - Hi. [chuckles]
- - Um...
- 875
- 00:36:44,495 --> 00:36:46,135
- Will I be seeing you gals at the wedding?
- 876
- 00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:48,666
- Yeah, you sure will be seeing us there.
- What's up?
- 877
- 00:36:48,749 --> 00:36:50,751
- - Tanya, you're out.
- - What up?
- 878
- 00:36:50,835 --> 00:36:53,546
- Yup, and probably about to be going back
- real soon. Who's that?
- 879
- 00:36:54,171 --> 00:36:55,339
- This is my fiancée.
- 880
- 00:36:55,590 --> 00:36:57,300
- Oh, that's the girl
- you left my sister for?
- 881
- 00:36:57,383 --> 00:36:58,843
- - Oh, hell no.
- - Oh, no. Tanya!
- 882
- 00:36:59,510 --> 00:37:01,178
- - Hey, hey.
- - What?
- 883
- 00:37:01,554 --> 00:37:02,805
- - I just wanna...
- - No.
- 884
- 00:37:03,222 --> 00:37:04,867
- [Bailey] It's... Listen,
- it's not even like that.
- 885
- 00:37:04,891 --> 00:37:07,101
- Timing was off,
- and we weren't right for each other.
- 886
- 00:37:07,727 --> 00:37:08,728
- Right, Danica?
- 887
- 00:37:10,771 --> 00:37:12,732
- - No.
- - Let me hear you say that, Danica.
- 888
- 00:37:13,441 --> 00:37:16,527
- No. No. We weren't. We weren't right.
- 889
- 00:37:16,611 --> 00:37:18,779
- And she's happy for me, right?
- 890
- 00:37:19,864 --> 00:37:20,864
- Yes.
- 891
- 00:37:21,574 --> 00:37:22,574
- Mm-hmm. Yes.
- 892
- 00:37:22,909 --> 00:37:24,327
- I am... I am happy.
- 893
- 00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:25,828
- [Frank] Hey, my man,
- 894
- 00:37:25,912 --> 00:37:27,413
- uh, what can I get for you?
- 895
- 00:37:27,496 --> 00:37:31,500
- Um, I'll have a latte and...
- 896
- 00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:33,502
- - Expresso.
- - Coming up.
- 897
- 00:37:34,462 --> 00:37:35,880
- - I got that.
- - No.
- 898
- 00:37:35,963 --> 00:37:37,274
- I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna get that.
- 899
- 00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:39,067
- - Tanya, I got it.
- - I got it. No, fuck this bitch.
- 900
- 00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:40,319
- - Tanya, I got it, don't worry.
- - No, I got...
- 901
- 00:37:40,343 --> 00:37:42,821
- Get your hands off this machine.
- Get your hands off the machine.
- 902
- 00:37:42,845 --> 00:37:44,847
- That bastard hurt my sister hard, okay?
- 903
- 00:37:44,931 --> 00:37:47,492
- So I have to do what I got to do.
- I'm gonna kill this motherfucker.
- 904
- 00:37:47,516 --> 00:37:48,684
- But, Tanya, you on probation.
- 905
- 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:51,103
- I'ma make this motherfucker a mocha latte.
- 906
- 00:37:51,187 --> 00:37:52,438
- - Okay.
- - Okay?
- 907
- 00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:53,606
- You all upset.
- 908
- 00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:55,709
- - You're not making it right.
- - What? I'm just saying.
- 909
- 00:37:55,733 --> 00:37:58,778
- I'ma kill him. I'ma just kill him...
- First I'm gonna kill that ho, right?
- 910
- 00:37:58,861 --> 00:38:02,156
- First I'm gonna kill that ho,
- then I'm gonna kill him.
- 911
- 00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,367
- But your sister seem to be okay
- with the whole thing.
- 912
- 00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:07,411
- No, she is very mad.
- Trust me, she's mad as hell, okay?
- 913
- 00:38:07,495 --> 00:38:10,081
- She out here dating a ghost,
- and he come up here with her?
- 914
- 00:38:10,164 --> 00:38:12,017
- - Dating a ghost?
- - Yeah, she dating some dude online
- 915
- 00:38:12,041 --> 00:38:13,751
- she ain't never even met. All right?
- 916
- 00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:15,544
- Fuck it. I need a break.
- 917
- 00:38:15,962 --> 00:38:16,963
- Damn!
- 918
- 00:38:18,547 --> 00:38:19,787
- [Nev] So, this is all you have?
- 919
- 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,884
- Yeah. I found this phone number
- on her desk.
- 920
- 00:38:22,301 --> 00:38:25,763
- All right, well, let's do a reverse
- phone search and see if we get a match.
- 921
- 00:38:26,597 --> 00:38:29,809
- - All right, let's see.
- - You are so fine, you know that?
- 922
- 00:38:30,935 --> 00:38:33,896
- - Thanks.
- - Yeah. [chuckles]
- 923
- 00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:36,460
- Okay, wait, Tanya, I do need
- a little space, though, so just...
- 924
- 00:38:36,524 --> 00:38:38,404
- - My bad, I'm just saying.
- - Let me do my thing.
- 925
- 00:38:38,442 --> 00:38:42,405
- You're just so beefy. I mean, we would
- have some cute babies together.
- 926
- 00:38:42,488 --> 00:38:44,281
- They would be swirl and everything.
- 927
- 00:38:44,365 --> 00:38:47,994
- Uh, I actually already have a baby
- with my wife.
- 928
- 00:38:48,077 --> 00:38:49,117
- - Oh, wow.
- - So, thank you.
- 929
- 00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:51,122
- Well, you know what? It's cool.
- 930
- 00:38:51,205 --> 00:38:54,417
- 'Cause I won't tell her or the baby,
- 'cause I know how to keep a secret, boo.
- 931
- 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:56,127
- I've done time. [chuckling]
- 932
- 00:38:57,044 --> 00:39:01,382
- Uh, well, I'm just gonna have to say,
- a hard pass.
- 933
- 00:39:01,465 --> 00:39:02,717
- But thank you.
- 934
- 00:39:03,592 --> 00:39:06,345
- Okay, you stuck up. He's stuck up.
- 935
- 00:39:06,762 --> 00:39:10,099
- Max, how about you?
- You take me to the maximum?
- 936
- 00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:15,771
- - Is this happening?
- - Yes! Yes, I love your gray hair.
- 937
- 00:39:16,230 --> 00:39:19,316
- It's what I need in my life.
- You know what I'm saying?
- 938
- 00:39:19,692 --> 00:39:23,362
- Like that young and old
- all at the same time.
- 939
- 00:39:23,446 --> 00:39:24,989
- Mmm! [muffled chuckle]
- 940
- 00:39:25,072 --> 00:39:27,575
- It'd be like fucking
- a young old polar bear.
- 941
- 00:39:27,658 --> 00:39:29,243
- Be cold and hot.
- 942
- 00:39:29,493 --> 00:39:31,454
- And I know polar bears love fish.
- 943
- 00:39:33,039 --> 00:39:34,623
- We're here to help your sister.
- 944
- 00:39:34,957 --> 00:39:35,958
- Yeah.
- 945
- 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:40,046
- Okay. Well, if y'all do a good job,
- I'll give you some.
- 946
- 00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:42,381
- It's good, too. It's that vintage.
- 947
- 00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:45,009
- - You know what?
- - Well, look.
- 948
- 00:39:45,092 --> 00:39:48,304
- Why don't we just get back
- to helping Danica, okay? Uh...
- 949
- 00:39:48,387 --> 00:39:50,264
- And she knows we're doing this, right?
- 950
- 00:39:50,681 --> 00:39:51,807
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- 951
- 00:39:51,891 --> 00:39:54,894
- That's... Yeah. She wanna know the truth.
- 952
- 00:39:54,977 --> 00:39:57,857
- All right, here we go. I think we're
- about to get... It's coming through.
- 953
- 00:40:00,024 --> 00:40:01,442
- - Searching.
- - [sniffs]
- 954
- 00:40:01,525 --> 00:40:03,003
- - You do smell good.
- - [computer beeps]
- 955
- 00:40:03,027 --> 00:40:04,862
- - Oh! That's...
- - Oh, my God.
- 956
- 00:40:04,945 --> 00:40:07,990
- - Definitely not the guy in the picture.
- - Whoa!
- 957
- 00:40:08,074 --> 00:40:10,010
- I'll get it done tonight,
- put the final touches on it
- 958
- 00:40:10,034 --> 00:40:11,744
- and hope that they like it.
- 959
- 00:40:11,827 --> 00:40:14,455
- - Well, it's not knocking my socks off.
- - I know.
- 960
- 00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:17,500
- Get your things.
- We'll finish it over wine at my place.
- 961
- 00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:20,377
- - Uh, okay. [chuckles]
- - Okay.
- 962
- 00:40:20,669 --> 00:40:22,254
- [cell phone ringing]
- 963
- 00:40:25,508 --> 00:40:26,509
- Hi.
- 964
- 00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:29,261
- [Charlie] Hey, love.
- Good news, I can video chat.
- 965
- 00:40:29,345 --> 00:40:30,425
- Wait, you got better Wi-Fi?
- 966
- 00:40:30,471 --> 00:40:33,099
- Well, I'm borrowing a booster
- from one of the guys.
- 967
- 00:40:33,516 --> 00:40:36,393
- He'll be in at 8:30,
- and he'll let me use it then.
- 968
- 00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:38,813
- - I'll call you.
- - Okay. Well, I'll be home by then.
- 969
- 00:40:38,896 --> 00:40:42,650
- Great. Yeah, I can't wait
- to see your face. I love you.
- 970
- 00:40:42,942 --> 00:40:44,985
- I love you too. [chuckles]
- 971
- 00:40:46,362 --> 00:40:47,362
- [door opens]
- 972
- 00:40:48,322 --> 00:40:50,241
- Yeah. So, that was...
- 973
- 00:40:51,575 --> 00:40:54,161
- Uh... [clears throat]
- 974
- 00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:58,290
- Hi.
- 975
- 00:40:58,374 --> 00:41:01,293
- Um, I'm Kalli, and this is Danica.
- 976
- 00:41:01,794 --> 00:41:02,794
- So, who... What...
- 977
- 00:41:02,837 --> 00:41:04,505
- - Hi.
- - Can you please stop filming?
- 978
- 00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:05,714
- - Hi. Sorry.
- - Thank you.
- 979
- 00:41:06,048 --> 00:41:07,109
- - Nev, nice to meet you.
- - Hi.
- 980
- 00:41:07,133 --> 00:41:08,384
- - Hi. And I'm Max.
- - Yeah.
- 981
- 00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:09,467
- - Hi.
- - How are you?
- 982
- 00:41:09,635 --> 00:41:11,637
- Are you friends of Tanya?
- 983
- 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,180
- - Yeah. Yes.
- - [Tanya] Yes!
- 984
- 00:41:13,264 --> 00:41:16,016
- This is Nev and Max, my new baby daddy,
- 985
- 00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:18,102
- and they do a show called Catfished.
- 986
- 00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:21,689
- Yes, where they find out if people
- are real on the internet.
- 987
- 00:41:23,107 --> 00:41:24,900
- - Tanya?
- - What? Look. Okay?
- 988
- 00:41:24,984 --> 00:41:26,443
- Just look, all right?
- 989
- 00:41:26,694 --> 00:41:28,338
- - This is the dude that they think...
- - What?
- 990
- 00:41:28,362 --> 00:41:31,532
- Is using some other dude's pictures...
- And just look at him!
- 991
- 00:41:31,615 --> 00:41:33,325
- That is not Charlie.
- 992
- 00:41:33,409 --> 00:41:35,327
- This dude is married,
- his name is Lawrence,
- 993
- 00:41:35,411 --> 00:41:38,247
- and he lives an hour and a half away
- from here in a trailer park.
- 994
- 00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:40,374
- Okay. That is not true.
- 995
- 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,793
- Actually, we're pretty sure
- that it is true.
- 996
- 00:41:43,294 --> 00:41:44,837
- And how do you know that?
- 997
- 00:41:45,629 --> 00:41:48,191
- - Well, this is what we do and it's...
- - Although the profile is only a year old
- 998
- 00:41:48,215 --> 00:41:49,484
- and he doesn't have that many friends.
- 999
- 00:41:49,508 --> 00:41:52,595
- He told me he doesn't have that many
- friends, so what does that prove?
- 1000
- 00:41:52,678 --> 00:41:55,723
- Look, Danica,
- I know this isn't easy for you.
- 1001
- 00:41:56,432 --> 00:41:59,435
- - This can be embarrassing.
- - I'm not embarrassed.
- 1002
- 00:41:59,518 --> 00:42:01,562
- It's not embarrassing at all.
- I mean, he...
- 1003
- 00:42:02,479 --> 00:42:05,524
- We're pretty sure that the guy
- you're talking to isn't real.
- 1004
- 00:42:06,025 --> 00:42:07,776
- - Not real.
- - I know he's real.
- 1005
- 00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:10,905
- - I've talked to him.
- - But have you ever seen him?
- 1006
- 00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:12,781
- Yes.
- 1007
- 00:42:13,866 --> 00:42:16,285
- No. No. But, I mean...
- 1008
- 00:42:16,368 --> 00:42:19,121
- - FaceTime? Video chat? Anything? Snapchat?
- - Skype?
- 1009
- 00:42:21,457 --> 00:42:23,500
- Enough, okay? Everybody, enough.
- 1010
- 00:42:23,918 --> 00:42:27,338
- He's gonna call me at 8:30.
- What is that, what, 16 minutes?
- 1011
- 00:42:27,421 --> 00:42:29,131
- And we can all see him.
- 1012
- 00:42:29,506 --> 00:42:31,926
- - If he's real.
- - Oh, he's real, Max.
- 1013
- 00:42:32,468 --> 00:42:33,886
- He's real. [scoffs]
- 1014
- 00:42:33,969 --> 00:42:37,932
- And I'm right. Okay?
- So, everybody, have a seat! Please.
- 1015
- 00:42:39,308 --> 00:42:40,559
- - Thank you.
- - [Nev] Okay.
- 1016
- 00:42:41,810 --> 00:42:42,810
- [Danica groans]
- 1017
- 00:42:52,863 --> 00:42:55,616
- I'll just get up. Sorry.
- Just gonna go this way.
- 1018
- 00:42:57,034 --> 00:42:58,535
- Dang, it's like that, Max?
- 1019
- 00:42:59,161 --> 00:43:00,162
- Okay.
- 1020
- 00:43:00,788 --> 00:43:02,456
- - Weak knees.
- - Mmm.
- 1021
- 00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:05,542
- Shall we light up some weed?
- 1022
- 00:43:07,044 --> 00:43:09,171
- Let me guess. He's usually late.
- 1023
- 00:43:09,546 --> 00:43:10,714
- He will call.
- 1024
- 00:43:15,636 --> 00:43:16,720
- Maybe you should call him.
- 1025
- 00:43:18,931 --> 00:43:20,015
- He's going to call.
- 1026
- 00:43:25,688 --> 00:43:27,147
- [Kalli] Danica, it's getting late.
- 1027
- 00:43:27,231 --> 00:43:29,911
- And we have to get this project done
- for our meeting in the morning.
- 1028
- 00:43:37,116 --> 00:43:40,995
- Look, I'm sorry.
- We were asking about him online,
- 1029
- 00:43:41,078 --> 00:43:44,164
- we talked to a few of his friends.
- Maybe he got cold feet.
- 1030
- 00:43:44,540 --> 00:43:49,086
- Or sometimes when people find out
- that we're making a show
- 1031
- 00:43:49,169 --> 00:43:51,630
- and it involves them, they'll disappear.
- 1032
- 00:43:53,007 --> 00:43:54,008
- He'll call.
- 1033
- 00:43:54,967 --> 00:43:57,177
- We really should be going.
- 1034
- 00:43:57,261 --> 00:44:01,223
- Yeah, and you don't deserve
- to be treated like this.
- 1035
- 00:44:05,144 --> 00:44:07,021
- I'm sorry you've been catfished.
- 1036
- 00:44:11,150 --> 00:44:14,361
- [Tanya] Wait a minute, guys.
- Wait a minute. Maybe I can roll with you.
- 1037
- 00:44:14,445 --> 00:44:15,446
- What?
- 1038
- 00:44:16,405 --> 00:44:17,406
- All right, then.
- 1039
- 00:44:19,783 --> 00:44:20,951
- - Danica.
- - Go.
- 1040
- 00:44:22,244 --> 00:44:23,370
- I'll finish the project.
- 1041
- 00:44:24,705 --> 00:44:25,998
- - No, I'll stay.
- - Go.
- 1042
- 00:44:27,875 --> 00:44:29,043
- Just go, please.
- 1043
- 00:44:30,794 --> 00:44:32,046
- Are you okay?
- 1044
- 00:44:32,463 --> 00:44:33,464
- Go, Kalli.
- 1045
- 00:44:35,257 --> 00:44:36,258
- Okay.
- 1046
- 00:44:38,761 --> 00:44:41,096
- [R&B song playing]
- 1047
- 00:45:29,353 --> 00:45:30,854
- [song fades]
- 1048
- 00:45:30,938 --> 00:45:32,940
- Don't tell me you've been
- sitting there all night
- 1049
- 00:45:33,023 --> 00:45:34,775
- waiting for that bastard to call you.
- 1050
- 00:45:35,067 --> 00:45:36,110
- No, I was working.
- 1051
- 00:45:37,403 --> 00:45:38,695
- There's nothing on that screen.
- 1052
- 00:45:40,406 --> 00:45:41,532
- You think this is funny.
- 1053
- 00:45:41,949 --> 00:45:44,410
- No, look at your eyes all puffy.
- 1054
- 00:45:44,493 --> 00:45:46,829
- And you got to be at work.
- It's almost nine o'clock.
- 1055
- 00:45:47,287 --> 00:45:49,706
- Come on, okay? You got played.
- 1056
- 00:45:50,165 --> 00:45:51,333
- Get over it.
- 1057
- 00:45:52,376 --> 00:45:53,377
- Okay?
- 1058
- 00:45:54,628 --> 00:45:55,754
- This is sad.
- 1059
- 00:45:56,755 --> 00:45:57,881
- Can't believe this.
- 1060
- 00:46:00,676 --> 00:46:01,885
- Anything left in here?
- 1061
- 00:46:01,969 --> 00:46:03,345
- I'll tell you what's sad.
- 1062
- 00:46:03,846 --> 00:46:05,973
- Being in and out of jail
- 1063
- 00:46:06,056 --> 00:46:08,725
- and sleeping with everything that moves.
- 1064
- 00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:13,689
- Not to mention all those tattoos
- you got for Reginald spelled wrong.
- 1065
- 00:46:14,481 --> 00:46:17,985
- I know you my sister,
- but I will fuck you up.
- 1066
- 00:46:18,068 --> 00:46:20,863
- I don't need this.
- I don't need none of this shit.
- 1067
- 00:46:21,822 --> 00:46:23,502
- Know what? I don't even need to stay here.
- 1068
- 00:46:24,074 --> 00:46:26,201
- - I'm gone.
- - Then go.
- 1069
- 00:46:26,577 --> 00:46:30,539
- And you don't spell bitch B-I-C-H.
- It's B-I-T-C-H.
- 1070
- 00:46:30,622 --> 00:46:33,834
- It's a creative artistic choice, bitch!
- 1071
- 00:46:36,003 --> 00:46:38,422
- I'll slap the black off your ass. Shut up.
- 1072
- 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,091
- [door slams]
- 1073
- 00:46:41,550 --> 00:46:43,427
- No, wait, I need to get my shit!
- 1074
- 00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:49,641
- Mama?
- 1075
- 00:46:51,268 --> 00:46:53,395
- - Mama, it's Tanya.
- - Who?
- 1076
- 00:46:53,479 --> 00:46:54,855
- It's Tanya!
- 1077
- 00:46:54,938 --> 00:46:56,607
- Oh, no. Tanya no here.
- 1078
- 00:46:56,690 --> 00:46:58,233
- Mama, I know it's you.
- 1079
- 00:46:58,317 --> 00:47:00,194
- No, "it's you" no here, either.
- 1080
- 00:47:00,277 --> 00:47:01,862
- Mama, I hear you at the window.
- 1081
- 00:47:02,738 --> 00:47:04,406
- I no know, I no know. What...
- 1082
- 00:47:04,490 --> 00:47:06,158
- Mama, I know it's you!
- 1083
- 00:47:06,241 --> 00:47:07,910
- Well, what do you want?
- 1084
- 00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:09,578
- Danica put me out.
- 1085
- 00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:12,748
- Mama, I need a place to stay.
- 1086
- 00:47:15,834 --> 00:47:16,960
- You smoking weed?
- 1087
- 00:47:18,045 --> 00:47:19,046
- No, I...
- 1088
- 00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:21,089
- I have arthritis.
- 1089
- 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,300
- Is that hereditary?
- 1090
- 00:47:24,801 --> 00:47:26,011
- No, it's arthritis.
- 1091
- 00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:28,180
- Why did she put you out?
- 1092
- 00:47:28,263 --> 00:47:29,973
- She mad at me 'cause she got catfished.
- 1093
- 00:47:30,349 --> 00:47:32,559
- - Who, by Charlie?
- - Yeah, you know him?
- 1094
- 00:47:32,643 --> 00:47:35,812
- Yeah. I don't know him, I know about him.
- He's just...
- 1095
- 00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:37,231
- seemed too good to be true.
- 1096
- 00:47:38,065 --> 00:47:39,608
- I guess you just gotta call her.
- 1097
- 00:47:39,691 --> 00:47:42,361
- Mama, I just told you she put me out.
- 1098
- 00:47:43,070 --> 00:47:47,157
- It's so funny.
- This connection is so rickety. Hello?
- 1099
- 00:47:47,616 --> 00:47:49,660
- What? Mama, you in the window.
- 1100
- 00:47:49,743 --> 00:47:51,370
- No, I can't... I'm sorry, what?
- 1101
- 00:47:51,662 --> 00:47:54,557
- - We not on no cell phone, Mama.
- - I can't hear you, baby. I can't hear...
- 1102
- 00:47:54,581 --> 00:47:56,261
- - Oh, my goodness. I can't hear ya.
- - Mama!
- 1103
- 00:47:56,333 --> 00:47:57,685
- - I don't know what's happening.
- - Mama, stop playing.
- 1104
- 00:47:57,709 --> 00:47:59,312
- - The whole thing is all messed up.
- - Mama, don't play like that.
- 1105
- 00:47:59,336 --> 00:48:02,256
- - Just feel bad about the whole thing.
- - What?
- 1106
- 00:48:02,339 --> 00:48:03,924
- Mama, where I'ma stay?
- 1107
- 00:48:04,007 --> 00:48:05,300
- Mama, where am I gonna stay?
- 1108
- 00:48:05,842 --> 00:48:06,843
- Mama?
- 1109
- 00:48:07,177 --> 00:48:09,179
- Mom? Mama?
- 1110
- 00:48:09,471 --> 00:48:11,515
- Why you gonna do me like this, Ma?
- 1111
- 00:48:11,848 --> 00:48:12,849
- Mama?
- 1112
- 00:48:24,945 --> 00:48:25,946
- Hey.
- 1113
- 00:48:27,114 --> 00:48:28,794
- Hey, you can't be
- out here sleeping, ma'am.
- 1114
- 00:48:28,991 --> 00:48:30,450
- - Ma'am.
- - I ain't got no phone!
- 1115
- 00:48:30,784 --> 00:48:32,544
- - Shit.
- - Tanya, I thought you were homeless.
- 1116
- 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,496
- I thought you was the police.
- 1117
- 00:48:34,997 --> 00:48:38,375
- So, I'm like, "Girl, if he real,
- have him call you."
- 1118
- 00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:39,769
- - Right.
- - And then he didn't call,
- 1119
- 00:48:39,793 --> 00:48:41,336
- and then she wanna get all mad at me.
- 1120
- 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,439
- Wait a minute. So, the dude ain't real?
- 1121
- 00:48:43,463 --> 00:48:46,133
- No, the dude ain't real!
- And she trying to get all mad at me.
- 1122
- 00:48:46,216 --> 00:48:49,595
- And I'm like, "Bitch, don't play with me.
- I will fuck you up, okay?
- 1123
- 00:48:49,678 --> 00:48:52,097
- I'm your sister and I been looking out
- for your bitch ass.
- 1124
- 00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:54,534
- Keep on messing with me, see what
- happens. I was trying to look out for you.
- 1125
- 00:48:54,558 --> 00:48:56,411
- Why you getting closer, bitch?
- Why you getting closer?
- 1126
- 00:48:56,435 --> 00:48:57,537
- - Tanya!
- - Get up outta my face!"
- 1127
- 00:48:57,561 --> 00:48:58,770
- - Tanya! Tanya.
- - What?
- 1128
- 00:48:59,146 --> 00:49:01,398
- - That's your sister!
- - Have you seen The First 48?
- 1129
- 00:49:01,481 --> 00:49:02,899
- - First 48?
- - Yeah, The First 48.
- 1130
- 00:49:02,983 --> 00:49:06,278
- They say on that when somebody get killed,
- check with the family first,
- 1131
- 00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:08,238
- 'cause most likely it's a family member.
- 1132
- 00:49:08,322 --> 00:49:11,116
- I will F-U-C-K some D-N-A U-P.
- 1133
- 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,452
- Follow my shit, nigga!
- 1134
- 00:49:19,374 --> 00:49:22,085
- - Girl, you look like hell.
- - Sorry.
- 1135
- 00:49:22,169 --> 00:49:23,295
- Come on, they're waiting.
- 1136
- 00:49:25,172 --> 00:49:26,173
- Did you get it done?
- 1137
- 00:49:28,759 --> 00:49:30,052
- Did you get it done?
- 1138
- 00:49:31,261 --> 00:49:34,806
- Look, I know this is hard for you,
- but this is your job.
- 1139
- 00:49:35,098 --> 00:49:36,642
- That promotion is yours, but...
- 1140
- 00:49:36,725 --> 00:49:38,477
- What is going on with this hair?
- 1141
- 00:49:39,478 --> 00:49:40,562
- I'm trying to help you.
- 1142
- 00:49:40,646 --> 00:49:42,086
- - You look a mess.
- - [Lauren] Ladies!
- 1143
- 00:49:42,606 --> 00:49:44,232
- Hello? We're waiting.
- 1144
- 00:49:50,781 --> 00:49:53,408
- Okay! I've found the missing team.
- [chuckles]
- 1145
- 00:49:53,867 --> 00:49:55,535
- [speaking French]
- 1146
- 00:49:56,536 --> 00:49:57,871
- [clears throat]
- 1147
- 00:49:58,705 --> 00:50:02,042
- [exhales] These are the clients.
- This is Barney.
- 1148
- 00:50:02,918 --> 00:50:06,296
- Barney, Danica is one of
- our brightest minds.
- 1149
- 00:50:06,380 --> 00:50:08,131
- Which is why we gave her the project.
- 1150
- 00:50:08,215 --> 00:50:11,051
- Danica, can't wait to hear
- what you've come up with.
- 1151
- 00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:13,720
- The floor is yours.
- 1152
- 00:50:15,681 --> 00:50:18,016
- What I was able to come up with is...
- 1153
- 00:50:20,936 --> 00:50:21,936
- The List.
- 1154
- 00:50:23,438 --> 00:50:24,564
- For all that you wish for.
- 1155
- 00:50:27,776 --> 00:50:28,776
- Oui, Oui.
- 1156
- 00:50:30,487 --> 00:50:31,738
- Is this a joke?
- 1157
- 00:50:32,614 --> 00:50:34,241
- She's been going through a lot.
- 1158
- 00:50:34,324 --> 00:50:36,618
- She's been going through a lot. Oh!
- 1159
- 00:50:36,702 --> 00:50:38,537
- Danica, let's go talk about this
- for a minute.
- 1160
- 00:50:40,831 --> 00:50:41,831
- Pardon.
- 1161
- 00:50:45,919 --> 00:50:47,519
- Guess you didn't get the promotion, huh?
- 1162
- 00:50:47,879 --> 00:50:48,879
- Nope.
- 1163
- 00:50:49,256 --> 00:50:53,218
- I am suspended indefinitely
- until the board reviews what happened.
- 1164
- 00:50:55,095 --> 00:50:56,096
- I'm sorry.
- 1165
- 00:51:03,353 --> 00:51:04,354
- I brought you coffee.
- 1166
- 00:51:04,438 --> 00:51:06,958
- If I wanted coffee, I would've stopped
- to get it, but thank you.
- 1167
- 00:51:10,485 --> 00:51:11,611
- [Tanya] Hey, what happened?
- 1168
- 00:51:11,695 --> 00:51:13,715
- She didn't want the coffee.
- She didn't want the rose either.
- 1169
- 00:51:13,739 --> 00:51:15,949
- See, that's because she's being
- a straight-up bitch.
- 1170
- 00:51:16,241 --> 00:51:17,242
- Take me to the apartment.
- 1171
- 00:51:17,325 --> 00:51:19,137
- Tanya, I got a business to run
- and you at work.
- 1172
- 00:51:19,161 --> 00:51:20,596
- How many times we been through this?
- 1173
- 00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:23,331
- Nigga, you're selling coffee,
- you're not changing the world.
- 1174
- 00:51:23,415 --> 00:51:24,791
- Take me to the apartment.
- 1175
- 00:51:25,709 --> 00:51:26,918
- - Do I got a choice?
- - No!
- 1176
- 00:51:29,921 --> 00:51:33,133
- I can't stand this girl.
- You know, I'm taking all this stuff.
- 1177
- 00:51:33,216 --> 00:51:34,217
- You better not.
- 1178
- 00:51:36,553 --> 00:51:38,096
- Oh, I didn't know you was here.
- 1179
- 00:51:38,513 --> 00:51:41,016
- - I can't stand your ass at all.
- - Good.
- 1180
- 00:51:42,350 --> 00:51:44,186
- And I'ma get the rest of my clothes.
- 1181
- 00:51:44,269 --> 00:51:45,854
- You don't have any clothes.
- 1182
- 00:51:46,438 --> 00:51:47,998
- Well, you said I could have this stuff.
- 1183
- 00:51:49,065 --> 00:51:50,400
- Fine. Take whatever you want.
- 1184
- 00:51:51,193 --> 00:51:53,945
- Good, I will. And I'ma take
- that wedding dress, too.
- 1185
- 00:51:54,404 --> 00:51:55,804
- Oh, no, you're not. No, you're not.
- 1186
- 00:51:56,448 --> 00:51:57,848
- - [Tanya] Yes, I am.
- - No, you're...
- 1187
- 00:51:59,951 --> 00:52:00,952
- What is he doing here?
- 1188
- 00:52:01,286 --> 00:52:02,454
- Can you wait outside?
- 1189
- 00:52:02,537 --> 00:52:03,997
- Uh-uh. Don't be that mean to him.
- 1190
- 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,749
- Mm-Mmm. He is a good man, okay?
- 1191
- 00:52:05,832 --> 00:52:09,252
- Don't be mad at him because you
- got catfished and your feelings is hurt.
- 1192
- 00:52:09,878 --> 00:52:12,255
- This is my house, and I want him
- to stay outside.
- 1193
- 00:52:14,382 --> 00:52:16,885
- Frank, don't you move.
- You stay right there.
- 1194
- 00:52:18,094 --> 00:52:19,094
- Fine.
- 1195
- 00:52:19,554 --> 00:52:20,994
- You're just like all the other ones.
- 1196
- 00:52:21,056 --> 00:52:22,808
- Sorry. Stay.
- 1197
- 00:52:22,891 --> 00:52:25,101
- Uh-uh, Frank is a good man, okay?
- 1198
- 00:52:25,185 --> 00:52:27,425
- - You will not talk to him like that.
- - Thank you, Tanya.
- 1199
- 00:52:27,479 --> 00:52:28,480
- Girl, bye.
- 1200
- 00:52:28,980 --> 00:52:30,190
- Bye.
- 1201
- 00:52:30,273 --> 00:52:31,691
- Get your shit and go.
- 1202
- 00:52:32,150 --> 00:52:36,279
- I will. I will get your shit
- that's not my shit and I will go.
- 1203
- 00:52:36,363 --> 00:52:37,489
- I sure will.
- 1204
- 00:52:37,864 --> 00:52:39,584
- Frank, come in here
- and help me get this TV.
- 1205
- 00:52:39,658 --> 00:52:40,698
- I'm taking this shit, too.
- 1206
- 00:52:41,117 --> 00:52:43,286
- Ooh, and this lamp. It's gorgeous.
- 1207
- 00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:47,391
- [Tanya] She should not be talking
- to you like that.
- 1208
- 00:52:47,415 --> 00:52:48,458
- Get mad, nigga!
- 1209
- 00:52:48,542 --> 00:52:49,960
- - [grunting]
- - Yeah!
- 1210
- 00:52:50,544 --> 00:52:51,962
- - Yeah!
- - [grunts]
- 1211
- 00:52:52,045 --> 00:52:53,588
- Whoa! You making me wet.
- 1212
- 00:52:54,172 --> 00:52:55,882
- I like that, I like that.
- 1213
- 00:52:56,216 --> 00:52:57,634
- Look, I can't be mad at the girl.
- 1214
- 00:52:58,176 --> 00:52:59,654
- I can't be mad at her, she's such a...
- 1215
- 00:52:59,678 --> 00:53:01,388
- If you say that she a nice girl,
- 1216
- 00:53:01,471 --> 00:53:04,224
- I promise you I will punch you dead
- in your head.
- 1217
- 00:53:04,307 --> 00:53:06,017
- - I didn't say shit.
- - Thank you.
- 1218
- 00:53:06,852 --> 00:53:08,228
- Keep driving.
- 1219
- 00:53:08,979 --> 00:53:09,980
- You want some head?
- 1220
- 00:53:11,982 --> 00:53:12,983
- Let me get you some.
- 1221
- 00:53:14,025 --> 00:53:15,402
- Wait, Tanya. Tanya!
- 1222
- 00:53:16,486 --> 00:53:17,320
- Tanya!
- 1223
- 00:53:17,404 --> 00:53:19,322
- What kind of seat? Dang it.
- 1224
- 00:53:19,406 --> 00:53:20,407
- Tanya, it's a seat belt.
- 1225
- 00:53:20,949 --> 00:53:22,492
- It won't come undone.
- 1226
- 00:53:23,577 --> 00:53:25,017
- This thing is getting tighter and...
- 1227
- 00:53:26,496 --> 00:53:28,373
- Why your car won't let me suck your dick?
- 1228
- 00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:34,170
- [door opens]
- 1229
- 00:53:36,339 --> 00:53:37,966
- - [sighs]
- - [door closes]
- 1230
- 00:53:38,049 --> 00:53:39,801
- I knew I should've took your key, Tanya.
- 1231
- 00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:43,263
- Is that any way to talk to your mother?
- 1232
- 00:53:45,765 --> 00:53:47,267
- Hey, do you know that your, uh...
- 1233
- 00:53:48,184 --> 00:53:49,311
- your phone is off?
- 1234
- 00:53:50,228 --> 00:53:52,647
- Yeah. I changed the number.
- 1235
- 00:53:52,731 --> 00:53:54,441
- And my email.
- 1236
- 00:53:54,983 --> 00:53:58,778
- Ah. All right. Well, I brought the wine.
- 1237
- 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,991
- 'Course it's yours, but I did bring it.
- 1238
- 00:54:05,201 --> 00:54:06,201
- What's the matter?
- 1239
- 00:54:06,995 --> 00:54:08,079
- Mama.
- 1240
- 00:54:08,163 --> 00:54:09,623
- - Come on.
- - Everything.
- 1241
- 00:54:15,503 --> 00:54:20,592
- [sighs] I just want what you
- and Daddy had. It was so beautiful.
- 1242
- 00:54:21,343 --> 00:54:22,343
- Right, Mom?
- 1243
- 00:54:23,511 --> 00:54:24,511
- Yeah.
- 1244
- 00:54:24,721 --> 00:54:27,849
- I mean, the way you would wake up
- in the morning and make him breakfast.
- 1245
- 00:54:28,558 --> 00:54:29,851
- And he would kiss you.
- 1246
- 00:54:30,685 --> 00:54:31,895
- [chuckles] Yes.
- 1247
- 00:54:33,438 --> 00:54:36,232
- You wrote a list and it came to, right?
- 1248
- 00:54:36,858 --> 00:54:38,234
- - Yeah, yeah.
- - Yeah, and...
- 1249
- 00:54:38,818 --> 00:54:40,111
- why didn't this work for me?
- 1250
- 00:54:41,112 --> 00:54:42,792
- And you know what the worst of it is,
- Mama?
- 1251
- 00:54:43,531 --> 00:54:44,531
- I'm smart.
- 1252
- 00:54:45,033 --> 00:54:49,079
- Am I that lonely and hard-up
- that I would fall for this?
- 1253
- 00:54:49,788 --> 00:54:53,917
- Honey, the line in the Serengeti
- 1254
- 00:54:54,751 --> 00:54:56,711
- is in the sands of time.
- 1255
- 00:54:57,879 --> 00:54:59,255
- Mama, are you high?
- 1256
- 00:55:00,131 --> 00:55:01,131
- Yeah.
- 1257
- 00:55:01,675 --> 00:55:05,095
- I just grew a new plant
- called "I'ma Fuck You Up."
- 1258
- 00:55:05,762 --> 00:55:07,847
- And it did. [laughs]
- 1259
- 00:55:08,098 --> 00:55:09,098
- But wait.
- 1260
- 00:55:09,724 --> 00:55:13,019
- That doesn't change the fact
- that I have to tell you this.
- 1261
- 00:55:13,603 --> 00:55:15,021
- Is this serious now, Mom?
- 1262
- 00:55:15,563 --> 00:55:18,566
- Yeah, I suggest you grab it
- while I can still focus.
- 1263
- 00:55:18,984 --> 00:55:19,985
- Okay.
- 1264
- 00:55:22,070 --> 00:55:24,948
- You are an emotional hoarder.
- 1265
- 00:55:25,365 --> 00:55:28,702
- You don't let anything out.
- You just hold on to everything.
- 1266
- 00:55:28,785 --> 00:55:33,164
- I was thinking about Bailey, you know,
- and I realized you never dealt with that.
- 1267
- 00:55:33,248 --> 00:55:38,378
- But you just move on from things,
- you know?
- 1268
- 00:55:38,461 --> 00:55:40,922
- And I know you're hurt.
- I know you're still hurt.
- 1269
- 00:55:41,881 --> 00:55:43,591
- But it's not like you call anybody
- and say,
- 1270
- 00:55:43,675 --> 00:55:45,593
- "Hey, can you come talk to me?
- Can you do this?"
- 1271
- 00:55:46,011 --> 00:55:48,471
- You know, you're just,
- you come home and you shut the door,
- 1272
- 00:55:48,555 --> 00:55:52,267
- and you disappear for three or four days
- and then, like the Queen of Sheba,
- 1273
- 00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:58,982
- boom, you're back and you wanna talk,
- you're so deep. It's so crazy.
- 1274
- 00:55:59,649 --> 00:56:01,067
- What you're doing is not healthy.
- 1275
- 00:56:01,651 --> 00:56:02,651
- I know.
- 1276
- 00:56:03,361 --> 00:56:06,031
- But you always taught us to get up
- and go on.
- 1277
- 00:56:06,406 --> 00:56:09,951
- But I taught you to get up and go on
- after you handle your business.
- 1278
- 00:56:10,452 --> 00:56:12,245
- And maybe try a little of my weed.
- 1279
- 00:56:12,495 --> 00:56:13,872
- I'm telling you, it's so good.
- 1280
- 00:56:13,955 --> 00:56:16,916
- - I can't. I can't do that, Mom.
- - You would love this.
- 1281
- 00:56:17,542 --> 00:56:19,377
- - Since when?
- - I get tested at work.
- 1282
- 00:56:20,253 --> 00:56:22,672
- - All right, well, what was I saying?
- - Yeah.
- 1283
- 00:56:23,798 --> 00:56:25,467
- I know you're hurt.
- 1284
- 00:56:25,550 --> 00:56:27,052
- This feels like hell.
- 1285
- 00:56:27,552 --> 00:56:30,805
- And I was mean to Tanya.
- She won't talk to me.
- 1286
- 00:56:31,431 --> 00:56:32,831
- I know she was only trying to help.
- 1287
- 00:56:33,349 --> 00:56:34,392
- She was.
- 1288
- 00:56:35,477 --> 00:56:36,978
- But, like, watch this.
- 1289
- 00:56:37,687 --> 00:56:38,687
- Tanya!
- 1290
- 00:56:38,855 --> 00:56:40,315
- [door opens]
- 1291
- 00:56:44,944 --> 00:56:46,154
- Magic!
- 1292
- 00:56:48,114 --> 00:56:49,115
- What are you doing here?
- 1293
- 00:56:49,908 --> 00:56:52,118
- 'Cause it's cold,
- and it's about to rain outside.
- 1294
- 00:56:52,744 --> 00:56:53,745
- And I'm homeless.
- 1295
- 00:56:54,370 --> 00:56:55,810
- You know I didn't want you to leave.
- 1296
- 00:56:56,081 --> 00:56:58,208
- [sighs] Music to my ears.
- 1297
- 00:56:59,084 --> 00:57:02,003
- [scoffs] Mama, you did all that
- so she could get back in the house?
- 1298
- 00:57:02,378 --> 00:57:05,673
- Absolutely. 'Cause this bitch
- can't stay with me no more.
- 1299
- 00:57:06,758 --> 00:57:07,758
- Okay?
- 1300
- 00:57:08,176 --> 00:57:09,177
- Bye, baby.
- 1301
- 00:57:09,594 --> 00:57:10,595
- I love y'all.
- 1302
- 00:57:11,179 --> 00:57:13,181
- - And I'll see y'all.
- - Bye, Miss Lola.
- 1303
- 00:57:13,473 --> 00:57:15,558
- - I love you, Mama.
- - Love you, Mom.
- 1304
- 00:57:16,309 --> 00:57:17,977
- - [door closes]
- - [Kalli laughs]
- 1305
- 00:57:23,149 --> 00:57:24,150
- I'm sorry.
- 1306
- 00:57:24,776 --> 00:57:25,777
- I was hurt.
- 1307
- 00:57:25,860 --> 00:57:27,320
- You was about to be bald.
- 1308
- 00:57:27,904 --> 00:57:29,298
- Okay? I would've showed you some hurt.
- 1309
- 00:57:29,322 --> 00:57:31,242
- I would've snatched all your edges out
- your head.
- 1310
- 00:57:32,325 --> 00:57:33,159
- I'm sorry.
- 1311
- 00:57:33,243 --> 00:57:34,953
- And you talked bad about my tattoo?
- 1312
- 00:57:35,328 --> 00:57:36,538
- You know I loved Reginald.
- 1313
- 00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,706
- It got infected and everything.
- 1314
- 00:57:38,790 --> 00:57:40,083
- That was real love.
- 1315
- 00:57:40,416 --> 00:57:41,668
- Penicillin, bitch.
- 1316
- 00:57:42,085 --> 00:57:43,378
- Okay. I'm sorry.
- 1317
- 00:57:45,421 --> 00:57:47,006
- I'm just embarrassed, that's all.
- 1318
- 00:57:48,258 --> 00:57:50,051
- How could something like this
- happen to me?
- 1319
- 00:57:50,552 --> 00:57:52,178
- You gave your heart. That's never wrong.
- 1320
- 00:57:52,595 --> 00:57:55,306
- Except for when you give it to a man
- you ain't never seen before.
- 1321
- 00:57:55,390 --> 00:57:57,517
- - You're not helping.
- - I'm just saying.
- 1322
- 00:57:57,767 --> 00:58:00,103
- - This shit is embarrassing.
- - Okay.
- 1323
- 00:58:00,687 --> 00:58:01,729
- Maybe you could leave.
- 1324
- 00:58:02,230 --> 00:58:03,356
- What? I'm sorry.
- 1325
- 00:58:04,107 --> 00:58:05,107
- My bad.
- 1326
- 00:58:05,692 --> 00:58:08,653
- Okay, now we need to go and find
- this son of a bitch who catfished me.
- 1327
- 00:58:08,945 --> 00:58:11,531
- Well, I got the address, girl.
- I got his address.
- 1328
- 00:58:11,614 --> 00:58:13,741
- Now, all I'ma need...
- Wait, you got some cash?
- 1329
- 00:58:14,117 --> 00:58:18,413
- 'Cause we gonna need lime,
- and we gonna need a saw.
- 1330
- 00:58:18,496 --> 00:58:19,914
- We gonna need some plastic.
- 1331
- 00:58:20,415 --> 00:58:21,495
- I gotta go to the bathroom.
- 1332
- 00:58:22,584 --> 00:58:25,879
- Yeah, that's good. You need to go ahead
- and let all the liquids out,
- 1333
- 00:58:25,962 --> 00:58:27,547
- 'cause you don't wanna leave no DNA.
- 1334
- 00:58:27,630 --> 00:58:29,549
- 'Cause killing a man is hard work.
- 1335
- 00:58:29,757 --> 00:58:31,777
- Every time you try to kill a man,
- you gonna squirt a little pee.
- 1336
- 00:58:31,801 --> 00:58:33,011
- I know that for sure.
- 1337
- 00:58:33,303 --> 00:58:35,388
- That's just the way it goes.
- You gonna squirt.
- 1338
- 00:58:37,724 --> 00:58:39,267
- [Kalli] This looks like Deliverance.
- 1339
- 00:58:40,268 --> 00:58:41,704
- [Tanya]
- Well, that's the address right there.
- 1340
- 00:58:41,728 --> 00:58:43,938
- [Danica] Um, you know what?
- 1341
- 00:58:44,439 --> 00:58:45,481
- We shouldn't do this.
- 1342
- 00:58:45,899 --> 00:58:48,026
- [Tanya] What? No, we doing this.
- 1343
- 00:58:49,444 --> 00:58:50,570
- - Okay.
- - [Danica] Tanya.
- 1344
- 00:58:51,863 --> 00:58:53,448
- Y'all get y'all asses out the car.
- 1345
- 00:58:55,867 --> 00:58:57,869
- Hey. Y'all know Lawrence?
- 1346
- 00:58:58,703 --> 00:59:00,079
- There he is, right there.
- 1347
- 00:59:00,163 --> 00:59:01,456
- Aw, yeah, you Lawrence?
- 1348
- 00:59:05,001 --> 00:59:06,878
- - You Lawrence.
- - And how you know?
- 1349
- 00:59:07,086 --> 00:59:09,756
- 'Cause your Walmart name tag
- says so, homeboy.
- 1350
- 00:59:10,215 --> 00:59:13,426
- Okay. Okay, touché.
- You got me. You got me.
- 1351
- 00:59:13,843 --> 00:59:16,512
- I am a greeter at Walmart.
- How may I help you?
- 1352
- 00:59:16,596 --> 00:59:18,806
- Oh, I'm just here
- to mess your life up today.
- 1353
- 00:59:19,265 --> 00:59:22,143
- How you gonna ruin my life
- more than it already is?
- 1354
- 00:59:22,977 --> 00:59:23,977
- Wait a minute.
- 1355
- 00:59:24,437 --> 00:59:26,439
- - I know you.
- - Um...
- 1356
- 00:59:27,065 --> 00:59:29,525
- - Danica.
- - Did this nigga just say your name?
- 1357
- 00:59:29,984 --> 00:59:31,986
- Danica. Freaking Danica!
- 1358
- 00:59:32,070 --> 00:59:34,405
- You made it. Just like you promised.
- 1359
- 00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:36,280
- You didn't shave, did you?
- 1360
- 00:59:37,408 --> 00:59:38,785
- You got that vintage?
- 1361
- 00:59:38,868 --> 00:59:40,203
- She got the vintage.
- 1362
- 00:59:40,703 --> 00:59:43,164
- - No.
- - She got that Mo Cheeks down there, yeah.
- 1363
- 00:59:43,748 --> 00:59:45,792
- You got on that highway for the dick.
- 1364
- 00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:48,253
- You drove a thousand miles for the dick.
- 1365
- 00:59:48,461 --> 00:59:50,713
- - You paid tolls for the dick.
- - [Danica] No.
- 1366
- 00:59:51,422 --> 00:59:55,635
- - This is not the voice that I talked to.
- - Oh, yes, that's me.
- 1367
- 00:59:56,010 --> 00:59:57,613
- - It can't...
- - I'm the man that said those things.
- 1368
- 00:59:57,637 --> 01:00:01,474
- See, I got a little thing on my phone
- that make me sound like Idris.
- 1369
- 01:00:01,891 --> 01:00:04,560
- It's a app. It's the Idris app. [laughs]
- 1370
- 01:00:04,852 --> 01:00:05,853
- Made you wet, didn't it?
- 1371
- 01:00:06,437 --> 01:00:08,597
- That's what the app says.
- Says "Guaranteed to wet 'em."
- 1372
- 01:00:10,024 --> 01:00:12,464
- You were thinking about going to the car
- to get that umbrella.
- 1373
- 01:00:12,735 --> 01:00:13,735
- Ain't you?
- 1374
- 01:00:13,987 --> 01:00:15,427
- Feel like you just got out the pool.
- 1375
- 01:00:16,197 --> 01:00:17,397
- You know I'm the right height.
- 1376
- 01:00:17,907 --> 01:00:19,284
- I could get up in there right now.
- 1377
- 01:00:20,076 --> 01:00:21,077
- You think this my hair?
- 1378
- 01:00:21,536 --> 01:00:23,413
- No, this the ghost of pussy past.
- 1379
- 01:00:23,496 --> 01:00:24,831
- This is pussy hair, girl.
- 1380
- 01:00:25,290 --> 01:00:26,874
- Motorboating. [burbling]
- 1381
- 01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:29,794
- If you come with me, woman,
- we'll get all the good parking spaces.
- 1382
- 01:00:30,586 --> 01:00:33,089
- - Please let me beat his ass.
- - No, Tanya, no.
- 1383
- 01:00:33,172 --> 01:00:35,091
- Look, this is... this is pathetic.
- 1384
- 01:00:35,383 --> 01:00:37,343
- Okay? You shouldn't do this to anyone.
- 1385
- 01:00:37,427 --> 01:00:39,053
- Oh, but I wanna do it to you.
- 1386
- 01:00:39,679 --> 01:00:41,139
- I wanna do it to you so bad.
- 1387
- 01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:43,516
- I wanna... I wanna kick your ass.
- 1388
- 01:00:44,142 --> 01:00:46,269
- Girl, we could have so much fun.
- 1389
- 01:00:46,728 --> 01:00:47,729
- I just lay there.
- 1390
- 01:00:48,313 --> 01:00:51,232
- Don't worry about the bottom legs,
- the middle one's working fine.
- 1391
- 01:00:51,691 --> 01:00:53,234
- It's working right now.
- 1392
- 01:00:53,776 --> 01:00:56,279
- Just hop on. Take it for a spin.
- 1393
- 01:00:57,322 --> 01:01:01,617
- You could just bounce and bounce
- and bounce, I'll just be laying there.
- 1394
- 01:01:02,076 --> 01:01:05,121
- I don't know if we're having sex
- or I'm changing oil.
- 1395
- 01:01:06,039 --> 01:01:07,081
- I'm about to whup his ass.
- 1396
- 01:01:07,165 --> 01:01:08,851
- - [Danica] No, Tanya!
- - Somebody get this bitch off me!
- 1397
- 01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:09,709
- - [Danica] Tanya!
- - [Kalli] Tanya!
- 1398
- 01:01:09,792 --> 01:01:11,461
- Get off! [mimics karate yell]
- 1399
- 01:01:13,338 --> 01:01:14,658
- - [Kalli] Tanya!
- - [Danica] Tanya!
- 1400
- 01:01:15,048 --> 01:01:16,049
- [man] This gonna be good.
- 1401
- 01:01:16,132 --> 01:01:18,009
- Better watch out. I know ka-wheelie.
- 1402
- 01:01:18,676 --> 01:01:19,886
- What the fuck is ka-wheelie?
- 1403
- 01:01:19,969 --> 01:01:23,473
- Oh, yeah, that's wheelchair karate.
- It'll fuck you up.
- 1404
- 01:01:23,890 --> 01:01:24,890
- [Danica] No, no!
- 1405
- 01:01:25,266 --> 01:01:27,393
- [mimics karate yell]
- 1406
- 01:01:27,477 --> 01:01:28,677
- - I'ma go in.
- - [Danica] Tanya.
- 1407
- 01:01:29,354 --> 01:01:30,354
- [gibberish]
- 1408
- 01:01:31,356 --> 01:01:32,499
- [man] Oh, this gonna be good.
- 1409
- 01:01:32,523 --> 01:01:33,733
- Grab her, Kalli.
- 1410
- 01:01:33,816 --> 01:01:36,027
- - What?
- - I'll mess you up, homie.
- 1411
- 01:01:36,110 --> 01:01:37,445
- Stay off the damn computer!
- 1412
- 01:01:38,154 --> 01:01:39,364
- What? No, no!
- 1413
- 01:01:39,447 --> 01:01:40,865
- - No, no!
- - Tanya, no!
- 1414
- 01:01:42,158 --> 01:01:43,785
- She finna burn his ass up!
- 1415
- 01:01:43,868 --> 01:01:46,621
- [screaming]
- 1416
- 01:01:46,704 --> 01:01:48,289
- He ain't never moved that fast.
- 1417
- 01:01:48,664 --> 01:01:51,626
- - Pop that wheelie, Lawrence.
- - [Tanya] That's what your old ass get.
- 1418
- 01:01:51,709 --> 01:01:54,420
- Didn't Michael Jackson teach you anything?
- That shit is flammable.
- 1419
- 01:01:54,504 --> 01:01:57,006
- [Lawrence screaming and wincing]
- 1420
- 01:02:00,426 --> 01:02:02,053
- [Tanya] I just witnessed a miracle.
- 1421
- 01:02:02,136 --> 01:02:05,223
- Yeah, I healed that motherfucker.
- Made him walk again.
- 1422
- 01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:10,103
- And so she barely got out of the bed
- and ended up on the couch.
- 1423
- 01:02:10,395 --> 01:02:11,646
- I got the idea. Perfect idea.
- 1424
- 01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:13,707
- I take her some coffee.
- Your sister loves my coffee.
- 1425
- 01:02:13,731 --> 01:02:14,958
- I drive it to her house, Tanya.
- 1426
- 01:02:14,982 --> 01:02:18,111
- If you want to, go for it.
- But that's a bitch move.
- 1427
- 01:02:18,486 --> 01:02:19,487
- What?
- 1428
- 01:02:19,570 --> 01:02:20,988
- Whatever. I care about her.
- 1429
- 01:02:21,781 --> 01:02:24,534
- - Aww. Oh...
- - Tanya, what are you doing?
- 1430
- 01:02:24,617 --> 01:02:27,036
- - I'm trying to turn off your bitch switch.
- - Girl, stop.
- 1431
- 01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:29,705
- - And you got a customer.
- - And you have a vagina.
- 1432
- 01:02:31,582 --> 01:02:32,582
- Can I help you?
- 1433
- 01:02:32,708 --> 01:02:34,377
- Walter, I don't deserve you.
- 1434
- 01:02:34,460 --> 01:02:35,670
- Girl, he's gonna hurt you.
- 1435
- 01:02:35,962 --> 01:02:38,202
- - Nah, I wouldn't put it that way.
- - That's what they do.
- 1436
- 01:02:39,924 --> 01:02:41,426
- But, okay.
- 1437
- 01:02:48,266 --> 01:02:50,017
- - You okay?
- - [knock on door]
- 1438
- 01:02:50,101 --> 01:02:51,769
- - Yeah.
- - Come in.
- 1439
- 01:02:55,064 --> 01:02:56,524
- - [door closes]
- - Hi.
- 1440
- 01:02:57,775 --> 01:02:59,235
- Hi. What are you...
- 1441
- 01:03:00,361 --> 01:03:02,113
- - Why?
- - I'm sorry. You said, "Come in."
- 1442
- 01:03:02,196 --> 01:03:04,824
- So I came in to bring you coffee.
- 1443
- 01:03:05,366 --> 01:03:07,368
- [chuckles] I'm sorry.
- 1444
- 01:03:08,953 --> 01:03:11,497
- I've been such an ass and...
- 1445
- 01:03:11,873 --> 01:03:15,084
- Because I'm going through
- a rough couple of days.
- 1446
- 01:03:16,335 --> 01:03:18,504
- Mmm... Mmm.
- 1447
- 01:03:19,213 --> 01:03:20,256
- How much have you heard?
- 1448
- 01:03:20,798 --> 01:03:23,092
- Don't lie.
- I'm sure she told you everything.
- 1449
- 01:03:24,093 --> 01:03:26,053
- - I know enough.
- - [both chuckle]
- 1450
- 01:03:27,096 --> 01:03:29,182
- Please don't tell me she sent you here
- to ask me out.
- 1451
- 01:03:30,141 --> 01:03:31,701
- I'm just here to bring you some coffee.
- 1452
- 01:03:32,018 --> 01:03:33,227
- - There you go.
- - Thank you.
- 1453
- 01:03:33,811 --> 01:03:36,647
- But I'm going to lay on that sofa all day.
- 1454
- 01:03:37,565 --> 01:03:43,404
- So, I won't be needing any caffeine
- until I don't feel embarrassed anymore.
- 1455
- 01:03:44,238 --> 01:03:46,949
- Come on, Danica. He's the one
- that should be embarrassed, not you.
- 1456
- 01:03:47,033 --> 01:03:48,034
- Come on.
- 1457
- 01:03:48,701 --> 01:03:49,744
- You know that, right?
- 1458
- 01:03:53,664 --> 01:03:55,458
- - You wanna sit?
- - Sure.
- 1459
- 01:03:56,167 --> 01:03:57,167
- [softly] Okay.
- 1460
- 01:04:00,046 --> 01:04:01,756
- No, did that really happen?
- 1461
- 01:04:01,839 --> 01:04:04,217
- Scout's honor.
- Yes, it really happened, I promise.
- 1462
- 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:07,678
- - What? Are you... No.
- - I was standing in the rain.
- 1463
- 01:04:07,762 --> 01:04:09,573
- - It's like a torrential downpour, right?
- - Right.
- 1464
- 01:04:09,597 --> 01:04:12,141
- Windows down, music blasting.
- I'm on my knees.
- 1465
- 01:04:12,558 --> 01:04:13,643
- And I got bad knees.
- 1466
- 01:04:14,352 --> 01:04:15,645
- And I'm singing, right?
- 1467
- 01:04:15,728 --> 01:04:19,857
- ♪ I'm down on bended knee ♪
- I'm like really... ♪ Yeah ♪
- 1468
- 01:04:19,941 --> 01:04:21,734
- - Are you kidding me?
- - Nah, hell, nah.
- 1469
- 01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:24,111
- She didn't even open the door.
- 1470
- 01:04:24,195 --> 01:04:25,988
- - Oh, my God. Wait...
- - Can you believe it?
- 1471
- 01:04:26,781 --> 01:04:27,865
- I love that song.
- 1472
- 01:04:27,949 --> 01:04:30,177
- - Yeah, me too. That's what I'm saying.
- - I might've opened the door.
- 1473
- 01:04:30,201 --> 01:04:31,953
- Would you have opened... Wait...
- 1474
- 01:04:33,829 --> 01:04:35,164
- Tell me what happened to your ex.
- 1475
- 01:04:35,623 --> 01:04:36,707
- It was all me.
- 1476
- 01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:39,023
- That's what happened. It was all me.
- 1477
- 01:04:40,545 --> 01:04:41,963
- I never hear a man say that.
- 1478
- 01:04:42,630 --> 01:04:45,258
- Well, shit, you gotta be in truth
- to know it, but yeah, it was...
- 1479
- 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:52,139
- In my case, I was young and I was stupid,
- and I was raised by a single mother.
- 1480
- 01:04:53,266 --> 01:04:55,035
- And I started hanging with
- the wrong crowd, you know?
- 1481
- 01:04:55,059 --> 01:04:57,270
- Like, I was the full stereotype
- kind of guy.
- 1482
- 01:04:57,353 --> 01:04:58,771
- Like, totally, that was me.
- 1483
- 01:04:59,438 --> 01:05:01,918
- So, when I got out of jail,
- I said to myself, "Just change it."
- 1484
- 01:05:02,358 --> 01:05:04,986
- You know? I mean,
- I really looked at myself long and hard,
- 1485
- 01:05:05,069 --> 01:05:06,237
- and I said, "Just change it."
- 1486
- 01:05:06,654 --> 01:05:07,905
- I didn't want to become my dad.
- 1487
- 01:05:07,989 --> 01:05:10,658
- I saw my dad go into an alleyway
- when I was seven years old.
- 1488
- 01:05:10,741 --> 01:05:12,660
- He was going to get heroin and...
- 1489
- 01:05:13,494 --> 01:05:16,122
- you know, the kids saw him
- going into the alleyway as well,
- 1490
- 01:05:16,205 --> 01:05:17,582
- and I was so embarrassed.
- 1491
- 01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:20,042
- I didn't really have anybody
- to show me the way,
- 1492
- 01:05:20,126 --> 01:05:21,961
- - tell me what not to do.
- - Hmm.
- 1493
- 01:05:22,044 --> 01:05:23,588
- So, I ended up in jail.
- 1494
- 01:05:24,964 --> 01:05:25,965
- But enough of that.
- 1495
- 01:05:26,382 --> 01:05:28,175
- If you really want to be happy,
- 1496
- 01:05:29,093 --> 01:05:30,093
- then just change it.
- 1497
- 01:05:30,553 --> 01:05:33,472
- You will get past this.
- You will get over it.
- 1498
- 01:05:34,223 --> 01:05:35,850
- And you will live to love another day.
- 1499
- 01:05:36,350 --> 01:05:37,435
- Trust me.
- 1500
- 01:05:42,898 --> 01:05:44,066
- You know what? Uh...
- 1501
- 01:05:45,276 --> 01:05:47,194
- I should get back. I need to get back.
- 1502
- 01:05:50,197 --> 01:05:51,198
- What are you doing?
- 1503
- 01:05:55,828 --> 01:05:56,828
- What are you doing?
- 1504
- 01:05:57,455 --> 01:05:58,455
- Shut up.
- 1505
- 01:05:59,332 --> 01:06:01,876
- [R&B music playing]
- 1506
- 01:06:23,272 --> 01:06:25,358
- [song continues]
- 1507
- 01:07:07,316 --> 01:07:09,026
- [song fades]
- 1508
- 01:07:09,985 --> 01:07:11,362
- Can you go home now?
- 1509
- 01:07:16,283 --> 01:07:17,283
- Yeah.
- 1510
- 01:07:32,007 --> 01:07:33,718
- [door rattles]
- 1511
- 01:07:38,681 --> 01:07:40,683
- [cell phone ringing]
- 1512
- 01:07:44,979 --> 01:07:45,813
- Hi.
- 1513
- 01:07:45,896 --> 01:07:48,190
- You gotta stop with this
- not answering the phone thing.
- 1514
- 01:07:48,733 --> 01:07:51,652
- Look, Lauren asked me to do a pre-pitch
- before the clients got here,
- 1515
- 01:07:51,736 --> 01:07:53,195
- so I need your support.
- 1516
- 01:07:53,487 --> 01:07:55,030
- Will you please be in the room?
- 1517
- 01:07:55,114 --> 01:07:56,157
- I need you there.
- 1518
- 01:07:56,615 --> 01:07:57,700
- I slept with Frank.
- 1519
- 01:07:58,075 --> 01:07:59,075
- What?
- 1520
- 01:07:59,618 --> 01:08:01,704
- I don't even know how it happened.
- 1521
- 01:08:02,121 --> 01:08:06,792
- I was vulnerable, and I was lonely.
- And he was there.
- 1522
- 01:08:07,626 --> 01:08:10,629
- I just told him to leave. Oh, my God.
- I don't ever want to see him again.
- 1523
- 01:08:11,046 --> 01:08:12,590
- I don't even like him.
- 1524
- 01:08:12,673 --> 01:08:16,218
- I mean, he's a recovering addict
- and he's been to jail, and I...
- 1525
- 01:08:16,802 --> 01:08:18,220
- What was I thinking?
- 1526
- 01:08:20,556 --> 01:08:21,556
- Um...
- 1527
- 01:08:23,434 --> 01:08:24,727
- I can't find my keys.
- 1528
- 01:08:29,899 --> 01:08:33,027
- Sometimes things,
- they drop in between here.
- 1529
- 01:08:34,695 --> 01:08:37,031
- You know, I know how much
- you like my coffee and...
- 1530
- 01:08:37,865 --> 01:08:39,408
- I don't wanna lose a customer, so...
- 1531
- 01:08:39,492 --> 01:08:41,412
- Well, what I mean is
- you don't have to feel weird
- 1532
- 01:08:41,494 --> 01:08:43,430
- or some kind of way
- about coming into the coffee shop.
- 1533
- 01:08:43,454 --> 01:08:46,999
- I get it. I ain't your type.
- I just wanted to say that.
- 1534
- 01:08:57,927 --> 01:08:58,927
- [Kalli] Danica.
- 1535
- 01:08:59,428 --> 01:09:01,514
- - [sighs]
- - Danica.
- 1536
- 01:09:01,597 --> 01:09:04,391
- - Girl, did he hear you?
- - Yep.
- 1537
- 01:09:05,476 --> 01:09:06,476
- Damn.
- 1538
- 01:09:09,980 --> 01:09:11,982
- "The List. It's what you make it."
- 1539
- 01:09:13,275 --> 01:09:14,275
- That's it?
- 1540
- 01:09:14,860 --> 01:09:16,487
- Okay. Well...
- 1541
- 01:09:17,154 --> 01:09:19,615
- maybe I just gave this one
- to the wrong team. I'm sorry.
- 1542
- 01:09:19,698 --> 01:09:21,134
- The clients are coming back next week,
- 1543
- 01:09:21,158 --> 01:09:23,869
- and rather than making the mistake
- of letting you pitch on the fly,
- 1544
- 01:09:23,953 --> 01:09:26,997
- I want to hear what you've come up with,
- and that was it?
- 1545
- 01:09:27,706 --> 01:09:28,791
- [Danica] "The List.
- 1546
- 01:09:28,874 --> 01:09:32,253
- It's one you make for what you want,
- and one you make for what you don't.
- 1547
- 01:09:33,087 --> 01:09:34,922
- Either way, live to love another day."
- 1548
- 01:09:36,340 --> 01:09:39,218
- Well, damn! I love it.
- 1549
- 01:09:40,219 --> 01:09:41,819
- All right, get to work on it right away.
- 1550
- 01:09:42,638 --> 01:09:45,099
- Danica, you're not out of the woods yet.
- 1551
- 01:09:50,062 --> 01:09:50,938
- [Lauren] Whoo!
- 1552
- 01:09:51,021 --> 01:09:53,232
- - Okay, guys. Let's get to work on that.
- - Yep, great.
- 1553
- 01:09:58,487 --> 01:10:01,073
- - Bitch!
- - I'm sorry.
- 1554
- 01:10:01,156 --> 01:10:05,244
- Sorry for what? You saved me.
- And where the hell did that come from?
- 1555
- 01:10:05,578 --> 01:10:09,999
- [sighs] Someone said that to me.
- In so many words.
- 1556
- 01:10:10,082 --> 01:10:11,375
- And you couldn't tell me?
- 1557
- 01:10:11,834 --> 01:10:13,794
- Look, that's amazing.
- 1558
- 01:10:13,878 --> 01:10:16,297
- - All right, let's get this ad done.
- - Yes.
- 1559
- 01:10:16,630 --> 01:10:20,509
- And whoever told you that, you owe them.
- 1560
- 01:10:20,968 --> 01:10:22,761
- Yeah, I do.
- 1561
- 01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:26,181
- So, can you add it right there? Thank you.
- 1562
- 01:10:28,142 --> 01:10:30,352
- So, we never talked about the sex.
- 1563
- 01:10:33,564 --> 01:10:35,524
- - Can you hear me?
- - [keyboard clicking]
- 1564
- 01:10:37,568 --> 01:10:38,569
- [sighs] Yeah.
- 1565
- 01:10:39,111 --> 01:10:42,990
- He was really, really good. And huge.
- 1566
- 01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:45,868
- - [Kalli] What?
- - [mouthing] Huge.
- 1567
- 01:10:45,951 --> 01:10:47,953
- No, you have to do it again.
- 1568
- 01:10:48,162 --> 01:10:50,706
- - Mmm... no.
- - Yeah.
- 1569
- 01:10:50,789 --> 01:10:53,208
- Yeah, you do,
- because you're in pain right now.
- 1570
- 01:10:53,292 --> 01:10:56,045
- Okay, you have to do it again
- when you feel better,
- 1571
- 01:10:56,378 --> 01:10:58,547
- so you know it was really that good.
- 1572
- 01:10:58,631 --> 01:11:00,424
- I don't wanna lead him on, because...
- 1573
- 01:11:01,467 --> 01:11:03,107
- I mean, I'm not interested in him at all.
- 1574
- 01:11:03,177 --> 01:11:06,430
- I didn't say lead him on. I said fuck him.
- 1575
- 01:11:08,349 --> 01:11:10,935
- When I was on drugs,
- when I was drinking...
- 1576
- 01:11:11,018 --> 01:11:12,018
- [door opens]
- 1577
- 01:11:13,395 --> 01:11:16,649
- uh, I was out of my mind,
- I was out of control.
- 1578
- 01:11:16,732 --> 01:11:17,942
- I didn't know better.
- 1579
- 01:11:19,234 --> 01:11:21,195
- But it's obvious to me
- that you guys know better.
- 1580
- 01:11:21,278 --> 01:11:22,798
- Otherwise you wouldn't be here, right?
- 1581
- 01:11:23,030 --> 01:11:24,674
- You can do better.
- You can beat the system.
- 1582
- 01:11:24,698 --> 01:11:26,825
- If you beat the system first,
- it can never beat you.
- 1583
- 01:11:26,909 --> 01:11:27,910
- Simple as that.
- 1584
- 01:11:29,244 --> 01:11:31,664
- All right, folks. See you next week.
- 1585
- 01:11:32,831 --> 01:11:35,918
- [Tanya] Frank, that was really good.
- I'm proud of you.
- 1586
- 01:11:36,001 --> 01:11:37,044
- Thank you.
- 1587
- 01:11:37,503 --> 01:11:38,837
- Yes, I'm all inspired.
- 1588
- 01:11:39,088 --> 01:11:41,008
- It's like you're Martin Luther King
- or something.
- 1589
- 01:11:41,799 --> 01:11:43,300
- - Tanya.
- - Hey, Sis.
- 1590
- 01:11:46,220 --> 01:11:48,263
- I'm gonna go get my things.
- I'll be right back.
- 1591
- 01:11:50,557 --> 01:11:51,600
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
- 1592
- 01:11:52,059 --> 01:11:53,268
- That was really great.
- 1593
- 01:11:54,478 --> 01:11:56,563
- - Thanks.
- - [Tanya] I'm coming.
- 1594
- 01:11:58,107 --> 01:12:01,151
- You know she has nothing back there.
- She just does that so we can talk.
- 1595
- 01:12:02,194 --> 01:12:03,612
- Well, you know, your sister.
- 1596
- 01:12:04,863 --> 01:12:07,324
- - I need to thank you for something.
- - Okay.
- 1597
- 01:12:07,408 --> 01:12:10,869
- You said something to me in our talk,
- and I used it in a meeting.
- 1598
- 01:12:10,953 --> 01:12:12,579
- It went over really well.
- 1599
- 01:12:13,497 --> 01:12:15,958
- What you said
- about living to love another day.
- 1600
- 01:12:18,335 --> 01:12:19,335
- Great.
- 1601
- 01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:23,090
- Do you wanna go grab a drink,
- 1602
- 01:12:23,173 --> 01:12:25,300
- or something, to celebrate with me?
- 1603
- 01:12:26,218 --> 01:12:27,218
- Or water.
- 1604
- 01:12:28,429 --> 01:12:29,888
- I'm gonna pass, Danica.
- 1605
- 01:12:31,598 --> 01:12:33,308
- - Oh. Okay.
- - Take care.
- 1606
- 01:12:35,853 --> 01:12:38,022
- Girl, you offered a recovering alcoholic
- a drink?
- 1607
- 01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:40,149
- - Is that good for him?
- - [Danica] Yes.
- 1608
- 01:12:40,232 --> 01:12:41,775
- No. Water.
- 1609
- 01:12:42,735 --> 01:12:45,070
- [sighs] But, you know, he was different.
- 1610
- 01:12:45,154 --> 01:12:48,323
- - Yeah, well, he heard what you said.
- - I know. That's not what I mean.
- 1611
- 01:12:48,407 --> 01:12:50,492
- He was talking to these prisoners.
- 1612
- 01:12:51,535 --> 01:12:53,704
- I just saw him differently, I don't know.
- 1613
- 01:12:53,787 --> 01:12:56,206
- - Girl, I can't with you.
- - What?
- 1614
- 01:12:56,707 --> 01:12:58,292
- You find out the man can screw
- 1615
- 01:12:58,375 --> 01:12:59,793
- and now he's looking good?
- 1616
- 01:13:00,586 --> 01:13:02,337
- - You're talking to me?
- - Girl, look,
- 1617
- 01:13:02,421 --> 01:13:05,424
- he was crazy about you before.
- Make him crazy about you again.
- 1618
- 01:13:05,716 --> 01:13:06,800
- Maybe he didn't enjoy me.
- 1619
- 01:13:06,884 --> 01:13:09,219
- Well, then you have to prove to him
- that you're that good.
- 1620
- 01:13:09,636 --> 01:13:11,513
- - I'll see you in the morning.
- - Good night.
- 1621
- 01:13:32,076 --> 01:13:33,076
- [Tanya] Good morning.
- 1622
- 01:13:33,869 --> 01:13:34,869
- Hi.
- 1623
- 01:13:36,038 --> 01:13:37,831
- - Here's your coffee.
- - Thank you.
- 1624
- 01:13:38,332 --> 01:13:39,333
- Where's your money?
- 1625
- 01:13:40,417 --> 01:13:42,628
- - Frank doesn't charge me.
- - Oh, well, Frank isn't here.
- 1626
- 01:13:44,546 --> 01:13:46,757
- Well, where is he?
- I mean, he's always here.
- 1627
- 01:13:47,382 --> 01:13:49,635
- Why? You don't like him, remember?
- 1628
- 01:13:49,718 --> 01:13:51,178
- He told me what you said about him.
- 1629
- 01:13:52,179 --> 01:13:53,656
- But let me just be honest with you, okay?
- 1630
- 01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:56,242
- You know that girl I was telling you
- that come in here all the time?
- 1631
- 01:13:56,266 --> 01:13:58,018
- Well, he took her
- to breakfast this morning.
- 1632
- 01:13:59,728 --> 01:14:01,355
- That's good. Mmm.
- 1633
- 01:14:02,397 --> 01:14:04,650
- Girl, you know
- you are not happy about that.
- 1634
- 01:14:05,776 --> 01:14:08,862
- [scoffs] Tanya, listen.
- I just come here for the coffee.
- 1635
- 01:14:08,946 --> 01:14:11,657
- And the sausage.
- I know you two were doing it.
- 1636
- 01:14:12,241 --> 01:14:14,618
- - Did he tell you that?
- - No, but you just did.
- 1637
- 01:14:14,701 --> 01:14:16,036
- Ooh, tell me everything.
- 1638
- 01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:18,640
- Is he circumcised? Do he got
- that turtleneck where it be like...
- 1639
- 01:14:19,414 --> 01:14:20,582
- [muffled] Hello.
- 1640
- 01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:22,417
- Um...
- 1641
- 01:14:23,210 --> 01:14:25,587
- - Tell me everything.
- - We didn't. We didn't.
- 1642
- 01:14:26,755 --> 01:14:28,715
- - Girl. Okay.
- - Bye, Tanya.
- 1643
- 01:14:29,049 --> 01:14:30,092
- I got you.
- 1644
- 01:14:30,425 --> 01:14:33,971
- Oh, Frank.
- Danica didn't pay for her coffee.
- 1645
- 01:14:34,054 --> 01:14:35,806
- Uh, that's... that's okay, Tanya.
- 1646
- 01:14:36,140 --> 01:14:37,057
- Danica.
- 1647
- 01:14:37,141 --> 01:14:39,768
- Mama didn't name you that.
- She named you Danica.
- 1648
- 01:14:41,979 --> 01:14:44,099
- - I need to get in here and help your sis...
- - Just...
- 1649
- 01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:47,025
- I need to say I was wrong
- 1650
- 01:14:47,442 --> 01:14:50,779
- for saying the things
- I said to my friend about you.
- 1651
- 01:14:51,738 --> 01:14:53,031
- - Okay, thanks.
- - No.
- 1652
- 01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:54,867
- You're a good guy.
- 1653
- 01:14:56,076 --> 01:14:57,327
- And I am so sorry.
- 1654
- 01:14:57,870 --> 01:14:58,871
- I was wrong.
- 1655
- 01:14:59,246 --> 01:15:00,664
- The way I treated you, it was...
- 1656
- 01:15:03,125 --> 01:15:04,209
- It was terrible.
- 1657
- 01:15:05,752 --> 01:15:06,795
- And I mean...
- 1658
- 01:15:07,963 --> 01:15:09,006
- I was going through a lot.
- 1659
- 01:15:10,090 --> 01:15:11,175
- Can we just start over?
- 1660
- 01:15:11,842 --> 01:15:13,886
- Take our time and get to know each other.
- 1661
- 01:15:16,138 --> 01:15:18,265
- [pop song playing]
- 1662
- 01:15:26,273 --> 01:15:28,192
- [both panting]
- 1663
- 01:15:32,196 --> 01:15:33,197
- It's real.
- 1664
- 01:15:36,783 --> 01:15:37,783
- What?
- 1665
- 01:15:40,329 --> 01:15:41,914
- Nothing. Nothing.
- 1666
- 01:15:45,459 --> 01:15:46,627
- Can I tell you something?
- 1667
- 01:15:47,377 --> 01:15:48,420
- Here it comes.
- 1668
- 01:15:48,879 --> 01:15:51,131
- - I'll save you the trouble. I'll go.
- - No, no, no.
- 1669
- 01:15:52,799 --> 01:15:54,159
- I don't want you to leave tonight.
- 1670
- 01:15:55,969 --> 01:15:57,429
- What about your crazy-ass sister?
- 1671
- 01:15:58,388 --> 01:15:59,848
- She won't hear you. Just...
- 1672
- 01:16:01,099 --> 01:16:02,017
- be quiet.
- 1673
- 01:16:02,100 --> 01:16:05,229
- She might not hear me,
- but she's gonna hear your loud ass.
- 1674
- 01:16:05,896 --> 01:16:07,356
- Yes, I can.
- 1675
- 01:16:07,439 --> 01:16:09,566
- I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
- 1676
- 01:16:09,650 --> 01:16:11,944
- - Tanya, get out.
- - Mm-Mmm-Mmm.
- 1677
- 01:16:12,027 --> 01:16:14,863
- Look at y'all.
- I'm gonna need a cigarette after this.
- 1678
- 01:16:14,947 --> 01:16:16,698
- Tanya, I locked the door.
- 1679
- 01:16:16,782 --> 01:16:19,034
- Well, I pick locks like you pick pussy.
- 1680
- 01:16:19,117 --> 01:16:21,036
- - [laughing]
- - Tanya!
- 1681
- 01:16:21,119 --> 01:16:22,829
- [sustained squeal]
- 1682
- 01:16:24,414 --> 01:16:26,375
- Well, and now she knows.
- 1683
- 01:16:26,792 --> 01:16:27,918
- And now I better go.
- 1684
- 01:16:29,461 --> 01:16:30,379
- Why?
- 1685
- 01:16:30,462 --> 01:16:33,548
- I mean, I wanna stay but, you know,
- that does something else for me.
- 1686
- 01:16:35,050 --> 01:16:38,637
- - How?
- - I like you a lot, Danica, you know that.
- 1687
- 01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:42,057
- It's hard enough for me to sleep with you
- without waking up looking at you.
- 1688
- 01:16:42,891 --> 01:16:44,309
- Am I that bad in the morning?
- 1689
- 01:16:44,810 --> 01:16:45,810
- No.
- 1690
- 01:16:46,144 --> 01:16:47,354
- You're that beautiful.
- 1691
- 01:16:48,522 --> 01:16:49,731
- But you're not into me.
- 1692
- 01:16:51,483 --> 01:16:54,319
- So, I'm gonna protect my little heart,
- and I'm gonna go.
- 1693
- 01:16:55,195 --> 01:16:56,195
- You sure?
- 1694
- 01:16:57,322 --> 01:16:58,907
- It's all good. I know how you feel.
- 1695
- 01:17:00,909 --> 01:17:02,077
- I didn't mean that.
- 1696
- 01:17:03,745 --> 01:17:04,955
- Good night.
- 1697
- 01:17:11,545 --> 01:17:13,130
- - [Kalli] He said that?
- - [Danica] Yes.
- 1698
- 01:17:13,505 --> 01:17:15,590
- - He's gay.
- - He is not gay.
- 1699
- 01:17:16,300 --> 01:17:17,968
- Well, then he's perfect.
- 1700
- 01:17:19,094 --> 01:17:20,887
- But he only has a few things on my list.
- 1701
- 01:17:20,971 --> 01:17:23,098
- - Damn the list!
- - Same thing I was thinking.
- 1702
- 01:17:24,308 --> 01:17:27,477
- Well, if you don't want him,
- I'm gonna start drinking all his coffee.
- 1703
- 01:17:27,561 --> 01:17:30,147
- - I'll be at the Brown Bean in the morning.
- - Girl, stop.
- 1704
- 01:17:31,231 --> 01:17:33,191
- Seriously, you need to seal this deal.
- 1705
- 01:17:34,776 --> 01:17:37,112
- I never pictured my life
- with a man like him.
- 1706
- 01:17:38,363 --> 01:17:40,824
- Well, girl, then paint another picture.
- 1707
- 01:17:41,408 --> 01:17:43,243
- - Exactly.
- - [laughs]
- 1708
- 01:17:45,871 --> 01:17:48,832
- I have a little cabin
- up in the mountains in Bear Creek,
- 1709
- 01:17:48,915 --> 01:17:51,501
- and I would love for us to go up
- one weekend.
- 1710
- 01:17:53,545 --> 01:17:54,629
- I would like that.
- 1711
- 01:17:54,921 --> 01:17:57,382
- I mean, you know, it's nothing fancy,
- but it's mine.
- 1712
- 01:17:57,466 --> 01:18:00,469
- When I get stressed out,
- I use it to get away, so...
- 1713
- 01:18:01,553 --> 01:18:03,096
- I would like to share it with you.
- 1714
- 01:18:05,015 --> 01:18:06,266
- What's that look for?
- 1715
- 01:18:08,226 --> 01:18:09,561
- I like you, Frank.
- 1716
- 01:18:10,145 --> 01:18:13,190
- I do. Why... why are you laughing?
- 1717
- 01:18:14,191 --> 01:18:18,278
- Look, when you're in recovery,
- it's really important that you don't...
- 1718
- 01:18:19,571 --> 01:18:22,131
- I don't know, put yourself in positions
- that will break you down.
- 1719
- 01:18:22,199 --> 01:18:24,409
- I know I'm not the man
- that you're looking for, so,
- 1720
- 01:18:24,493 --> 01:18:26,953
- I figure why not just enjoy
- the here and now.
- 1721
- 01:18:28,205 --> 01:18:29,623
- I'm not gonna hurt you.
- 1722
- 01:18:30,457 --> 01:18:31,750
- Yeah, okay.
- 1723
- 01:18:32,834 --> 01:18:36,630
- [female emcee]
- Ladies and gentlemen, PJ Morton and Yebba.
- 1724
- 01:18:38,215 --> 01:18:39,216
- [song begins]
- 1725
- 01:18:42,636 --> 01:18:44,137
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- 1726
- 01:18:44,721 --> 01:18:47,182
- [vocalizing]
- 1727
- 01:18:48,934 --> 01:18:53,105
- ♪ I know your eyes in the morning sun ♪
- 1728
- 01:18:53,814 --> 01:18:58,402
- ♪ I feel you touch me
- In the pouring rain ♪
- 1729
- 01:18:59,361 --> 01:19:04,449
- ♪ And the moment
- That you wander far from me ♪
- 1730
- 01:19:05,158 --> 01:19:09,871
- ♪ I want to feel you
- In my arms again, yeah ♪
- 1731
- 01:19:10,205 --> 01:19:15,335
- [Yebba] ♪ And you may not think
- That I care for you ♪
- 1732
- 01:19:15,836 --> 01:19:21,299
- ♪ When you know deep down inside
- I really do ♪
- 1733
- 01:19:21,883 --> 01:19:24,886
- ♪ Babe, you need to show ♪
- 1734
- 01:19:24,970 --> 01:19:31,601
- [both] ♪ How deep is your love
- How deep is your love ♪
- 1735
- 01:19:32,060 --> 01:19:35,480
- [PJ] ♪ I really mean to learn ♪
- 1736
- 01:19:35,564 --> 01:19:40,819
- ♪ 'Cause we're living
- In a world of fools ♪
- 1737
- 01:19:40,902 --> 01:19:44,156
- ♪ Breaking us down ♪
- 1738
- 01:19:44,239 --> 01:19:49,035
- ♪ When they all should let us be ♪
- 1739
- 01:19:49,119 --> 01:19:52,330
- ♪ We belong to you and me ♪
- 1740
- 01:19:52,414 --> 01:19:57,836
- ♪ How deep is your love
- How deep is your love ♪
- 1741
- 01:19:57,919 --> 01:20:01,882
- ♪ I really mean to learn ♪
- 1742
- 01:20:01,965 --> 01:20:05,177
- ♪ 'Cause we're living in a world... ♪
- 1743
- 01:20:05,635 --> 01:20:07,012
- Sorry, did I wake you?
- 1744
- 01:20:08,013 --> 01:20:09,764
- No, I was getting up.
- 1745
- 01:20:09,848 --> 01:20:11,600
- You should rest. Tanya can open the shop.
- 1746
- 01:20:11,683 --> 01:20:14,311
- No, I should go, because, you know,
- by the time I get home
- 1747
- 01:20:14,394 --> 01:20:16,080
- and then fight traffic,
- get outta the shower...
- 1748
- 01:20:16,104 --> 01:20:17,731
- You should leave some things here.
- 1749
- 01:20:18,815 --> 01:20:20,025
- Are we getting serious?
- 1750
- 01:20:21,610 --> 01:20:23,778
- Yeah. I love having you around.
- 1751
- 01:20:25,572 --> 01:20:26,948
- I'll see you later, okay?
- 1752
- 01:20:28,283 --> 01:20:29,284
- You got it.
- 1753
- 01:20:32,746 --> 01:20:35,582
- - So, that was a great meeting.
- - I think so.
- 1754
- 01:20:35,665 --> 01:20:37,501
- - Progress, right?
- - Yeah.
- 1755
- 01:20:39,252 --> 01:20:40,252
- What's wrong?
- 1756
- 01:20:43,590 --> 01:20:45,008
- Who is that?
- 1757
- 01:20:46,218 --> 01:20:48,720
- - [knocks]
- - Danica, there is a...
- 1758
- 01:20:48,803 --> 01:20:49,803
- Charlie.
- 1759
- 01:20:52,057 --> 01:20:53,308
- I thought he wasn't real.
- 1760
- 01:20:54,476 --> 01:20:57,562
- - Yeah. Should I bring him in?
- - Hell, yeah.
- 1761
- 01:20:57,646 --> 01:20:59,856
- - Okay.
- - Oh, shoot!
- 1762
- 01:21:04,945 --> 01:21:06,446
- - I'm Kalli.
- - Hey.
- 1763
- 01:21:06,530 --> 01:21:09,282
- I heard a lot about you.
- You look exactly how I thought you would.
- 1764
- 01:21:13,078 --> 01:21:15,622
- I'm gonna let you guys talk. Excuse me.
- 1765
- 01:21:15,914 --> 01:21:17,207
- [grunts]
- 1766
- 01:21:17,290 --> 01:21:19,751
- - Sorry, sorry.
- - It's okay. It's okay.
- 1767
- 01:21:23,588 --> 01:21:24,589
- Hey.
- 1768
- 01:21:27,551 --> 01:21:30,262
- - How are you?
- - How are you? [clears throat]
- 1769
- 01:21:30,345 --> 01:21:31,471
- I've been crazy.
- 1770
- 01:21:31,555 --> 01:21:33,056
- There was a fire in the rig,
- 1771
- 01:21:33,139 --> 01:21:35,892
- and this is gonna sound like a lie,
- but it's not, okay?
- 1772
- 01:21:35,976 --> 01:21:37,852
- The night I was supposed to call you,
- 1773
- 01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:40,438
- I lost my laptop, I lost my phone,
- I lost all my contacts
- 1774
- 01:21:40,522 --> 01:21:41,773
- which has been mayhem itself.
- 1775
- 01:21:42,107 --> 01:21:44,568
- And then when I finally found your email,
- it was changed.
- 1776
- 01:21:44,651 --> 01:21:48,280
- So I reached out to everybody
- that I thought may know you,
- 1777
- 01:21:49,030 --> 01:21:51,575
- and I called every ad agency
- in the city...
- 1778
- 01:21:52,784 --> 01:21:53,785
- asking for you.
- 1779
- 01:21:56,871 --> 01:21:58,957
- Well, that's been three months now.
- 1780
- 01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:00,875
- And I've been looking for you ever since.
- 1781
- 01:22:03,003 --> 01:22:04,254
- Charlie... [clears throat]
- 1782
- 01:22:05,255 --> 01:22:07,048
- - What about that guy?
- - Lawrence.
- 1783
- 01:22:07,132 --> 01:22:08,883
- We were cool. He was my college coach,
- 1784
- 01:22:08,967 --> 01:22:11,511
- and it's embarrassing,
- but I had really bad credit in college
- 1785
- 01:22:11,595 --> 01:22:13,805
- and my phone was in his name for years.
- 1786
- 01:22:13,888 --> 01:22:16,308
- And he must've hacked my phone
- and called you.
- 1787
- 01:22:17,434 --> 01:22:19,311
- I don't know why he would do that.
- 1788
- 01:22:19,394 --> 01:22:23,023
- But I've been going crazy not knowing
- where you were. I'm so sorry, I just...
- 1789
- 01:22:23,648 --> 01:22:26,526
- You look so beautiful in person.
- I'm sorry, I just...
- 1790
- 01:22:27,485 --> 01:22:29,205
- You know how much I love you
- and I miss you?
- 1791
- 01:22:29,904 --> 01:22:31,197
- We're soul mates, remember that?
- 1792
- 01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:35,619
- Look, do we have
- to have this conversation here?
- 1793
- 01:22:35,702 --> 01:22:38,079
- Or can we maybe go to lunch or something?
- 1794
- 01:22:38,622 --> 01:22:42,584
- I'm sorry, but you're gonna have
- to give me a second to take this all in.
- 1795
- 01:22:42,667 --> 01:22:44,961
- Yeah, of course, I totally get that.
- 1796
- 01:22:45,045 --> 01:22:48,715
- Obviously you can see that this is...
- [clears throat] this is hard for me.
- 1797
- 01:22:48,798 --> 01:22:52,510
- But not to take away the fact
- that this must be confusing for you.
- 1798
- 01:22:53,219 --> 01:22:56,306
- Um, look, I'm sorry I just barged in here,
- but I didn't know what else to do.
- 1799
- 01:22:56,389 --> 01:22:59,976
- I just wanted to see you,
- but these are my numbers.
- 1800
- 01:23:00,644 --> 01:23:01,645
- So, if you wanna...
- 1801
- 01:23:03,188 --> 01:23:04,689
- You know, just...
- 1802
- 01:23:10,070 --> 01:23:11,696
- [sighs]
- 1803
- 01:23:11,780 --> 01:23:13,657
- [knocking]
- 1804
- 01:23:13,740 --> 01:23:15,075
- We closed.
- 1805
- 01:23:16,910 --> 01:23:18,536
- - [knocking]
- - [Kalli] Tanya.
- 1806
- 01:23:18,912 --> 01:23:21,164
- What do you not understand
- about "we closed"?
- 1807
- 01:23:21,247 --> 01:23:22,290
- It's Kalli.
- 1808
- 01:23:22,666 --> 01:23:25,293
- - So? We're closed.
- - Girl, open the door.
- 1809
- 01:23:27,170 --> 01:23:28,170
- Damn!
- 1810
- 01:23:28,672 --> 01:23:30,712
- It's too late for you bitches
- to be drinking coffee.
- 1811
- 01:23:30,757 --> 01:23:33,843
- What the hell you want coming in here
- like Sofia from The Color Purple?
- 1812
- 01:23:33,927 --> 01:23:34,928
- Well, hey.
- 1813
- 01:23:36,012 --> 01:23:37,013
- What?
- 1814
- 01:23:37,889 --> 01:23:39,808
- - Did she tell you?
- - Tell me what?
- 1815
- 01:23:40,266 --> 01:23:42,477
- Girl, Charlie is real.
- 1816
- 01:23:43,103 --> 01:23:45,814
- - Are you serious?
- - Yes, and he's beautiful.
- 1817
- 01:23:46,356 --> 01:23:48,858
- But it can't be him, because we did
- our research and everything
- 1818
- 01:23:48,942 --> 01:23:49,984
- and we shut that down.
- 1819
- 01:23:50,068 --> 01:23:53,738
- No. The dude that you burned?
- He was using his identity.
- 1820
- 01:23:54,030 --> 01:23:55,990
- And he hacked his phone.
- 1821
- 01:23:56,908 --> 01:23:59,536
- Man, she's dating Frank right now.
- 1822
- 01:23:59,619 --> 01:24:02,914
- And, look, the only reason I'm telling you
- is because you need to look out for her.
- 1823
- 01:24:02,997 --> 01:24:04,916
- Okay? She's so confused and...
- 1824
- 01:24:06,793 --> 01:24:09,462
- - Are you smoking weed?
- - Yeah. I got a prescription.
- 1825
- 01:24:13,883 --> 01:24:16,678
- What you typing
- with those pretty little fingers, huh?
- 1826
- 01:24:19,013 --> 01:24:21,599
- Mmm. I'm not in the mood.
- 1827
- 01:24:26,563 --> 01:24:28,148
- What's up? What's going on?
- 1828
- 01:24:28,231 --> 01:24:29,231
- [sighs]
- 1829
- 01:24:29,899 --> 01:24:32,652
- I'm really stressed at work right now.
- I'm gonna need a minute.
- 1830
- 01:24:36,364 --> 01:24:37,490
- It's something else.
- 1831
- 01:24:38,908 --> 01:24:41,202
- But you'll tell me when you're ready,
- I guess.
- 1832
- 01:24:41,286 --> 01:24:42,495
- It's nothing else.
- 1833
- 01:24:47,584 --> 01:24:48,918
- Mm-hmm.
- 1834
- 01:24:54,382 --> 01:24:56,509
- [woman on TV, indistinct]
- 1835
- 01:24:57,886 --> 01:24:59,053
- [door shuts]
- 1836
- 01:24:59,137 --> 01:25:00,638
- - You leaving?
- - Yeah.
- 1837
- 01:25:01,556 --> 01:25:02,724
- Why?
- 1838
- 01:25:02,807 --> 01:25:04,893
- Ask your sister, Tanya.
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- 1839
- 01:25:15,695 --> 01:25:17,447
- Why didn't you tell me
- that Charlie was real
- 1840
- 01:25:17,530 --> 01:25:19,115
- and you was thinking about seeing him?
- 1841
- 01:25:19,532 --> 01:25:21,159
- [groans] That damn Kalli.
- 1842
- 01:25:21,451 --> 01:25:22,452
- Don't hurt Frank.
- 1843
- 01:25:23,077 --> 01:25:24,913
- Okay, good night.
- 1844
- 01:25:24,996 --> 01:25:28,166
- You know that man can slip back into using
- if he gets his heart broke, Danica.
- 1845
- 01:25:32,629 --> 01:25:34,088
- [sighs]
- 1846
- 01:25:35,465 --> 01:25:37,884
- What the hell is wrong with me? Shit.
- 1847
- 01:25:38,718 --> 01:25:42,639
- I have this great guy,
- and I'm so confused.
- 1848
- 01:25:43,264 --> 01:25:45,266
- Why did I call him to take me to lunch?
- 1849
- 01:25:45,350 --> 01:25:47,185
- Look, maybe you should go out with him.
- 1850
- 01:25:47,268 --> 01:25:48,978
- You know, just to see if he's the one.
- 1851
- 01:25:49,312 --> 01:25:52,065
- Just see him.
- If not, you'll always wonder.
- 1852
- 01:25:52,899 --> 01:25:54,275
- And it's just lunch, right?
- 1853
- 01:25:55,276 --> 01:25:58,196
- - Right.
- - There he is. Go.
- 1854
- 01:25:58,863 --> 01:25:59,864
- Hey.
- 1855
- 01:26:00,198 --> 01:26:01,324
- - Hi.
- - You ready?
- 1856
- 01:26:01,407 --> 01:26:02,407
- Yeah.
- 1857
- 01:26:03,284 --> 01:26:04,284
- - Yeah.
- - Hi.
- 1858
- 01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:08,832
- Her name is Kalli, right, not Sally?
- 1859
- 01:26:08,915 --> 01:26:10,625
- It's Kalli, yeah.
- 1860
- 01:26:11,209 --> 01:26:14,212
- - [Charlie]...maybe not at all.
- - [Danica] I mean, for you, never.
- 1861
- 01:26:15,380 --> 01:26:18,091
- - I mean, you know.
- - Oh, I know.
- 1862
- 01:26:18,174 --> 01:26:19,300
- You started this thing.
- 1863
- 01:26:19,384 --> 01:26:22,220
- - It's unreal. Too real.
- - This is insane, huh?
- 1864
- 01:26:22,303 --> 01:26:23,346
- Yeah.
- 1865
- 01:26:25,557 --> 01:26:27,225
- [cell phone vibrates]
- 1866
- 01:26:29,143 --> 01:26:30,583
- You know you're my soul mate, right?
- 1867
- 01:26:31,104 --> 01:26:32,772
- [line ringing]
- 1868
- 01:26:33,815 --> 01:26:36,109
- - Um... [clears throat]
- - Who's that, soul mate?
- 1869
- 01:26:36,192 --> 01:26:38,444
- - [both laughing]
- - [Danica] Um...
- 1870
- 01:26:38,528 --> 01:26:41,114
- Frank, just someone I know.
- 1871
- 01:26:41,823 --> 01:26:44,263
- Okay, well, cool. The restaurant is, uh,
- just down the street.
- 1872
- 01:26:44,325 --> 01:26:45,577
- "Just someone I know," huh?
- 1873
- 01:26:50,540 --> 01:26:52,166
- Frank, um, Charlie.
- 1874
- 01:26:52,876 --> 01:26:54,502
- - What's up, man?
- - [laughs]
- 1875
- 01:26:54,586 --> 01:26:55,986
- The one that's been catfishing you?
- 1876
- 01:26:57,755 --> 01:26:58,923
- Turns out he's real.
- 1877
- 01:27:00,008 --> 01:27:02,302
- And your soul mate, apparently. Great.
- 1878
- 01:27:02,385 --> 01:27:03,705
- I'm just someone you know, right?
- 1879
- 01:27:05,388 --> 01:27:06,639
- - Frank...
- - Fuck off.
- 1880
- 01:27:06,723 --> 01:27:07,843
- Nice to meet you, soul mate.
- 1881
- 01:27:07,891 --> 01:27:09,559
- - Nice to meet you too...
- - Yeah.
- 1882
- 01:27:09,642 --> 01:27:11,936
- Uh, Frank. [clears throat]
- 1883
- 01:27:12,854 --> 01:27:14,564
- Does he got an anger management problem?
- 1884
- 01:27:16,441 --> 01:27:18,860
- - Damn, girl. He was pissed.
- - Yeah.
- 1885
- 01:27:19,611 --> 01:27:21,112
- So, what are you gonna do?
- 1886
- 01:27:21,195 --> 01:27:23,531
- I'm going to go out with Charlie to see.
- 1887
- 01:27:24,032 --> 01:27:26,951
- And if Frank can't understand that,
- then too bad.
- 1888
- 01:27:27,035 --> 01:27:28,870
- Men do this all the time.
- 1889
- 01:27:29,871 --> 01:27:30,955
- That's true.
- 1890
- 01:27:31,039 --> 01:27:32,415
- Right. So...
- 1891
- 01:27:33,917 --> 01:27:34,918
- What?
- 1892
- 01:27:36,461 --> 01:27:38,963
- You make me wanna get so high,
- I can't feel my face!
- 1893
- 01:27:39,672 --> 01:27:42,508
- You know I'm not sensitive, right?
- You know that?
- 1894
- 01:27:42,592 --> 01:27:44,737
- You just told me the other day
- that you were sensitive.
- 1895
- 01:27:44,761 --> 01:27:46,220
- Shut up, bitch! I changed my mind.
- 1896
- 01:27:46,304 --> 01:27:47,931
- Did that hurt your feelings? I'm sorry.
- 1897
- 01:27:49,057 --> 01:27:50,183
- He was crying.
- 1898
- 01:27:51,059 --> 01:27:53,186
- Frank. You made him cry.
- 1899
- 01:27:53,436 --> 01:27:55,730
- Well, I... I'm sorry.
- 1900
- 01:27:55,813 --> 01:27:58,441
- Well, I felt so bad for him,
- I had to go ahead and fuck him.
- 1901
- 01:28:01,611 --> 01:28:03,821
- - What?
- - I fucked him.
- 1902
- 01:28:03,905 --> 01:28:05,281
- Good too.
- 1903
- 01:28:05,365 --> 01:28:06,991
- You slept with your sister's man?
- 1904
- 01:28:07,075 --> 01:28:10,286
- Yep, and we moving in together.
- Where's his stuff?
- 1905
- 01:28:10,870 --> 01:28:13,498
- You know what, get it and get out.
- 1906
- 01:28:14,457 --> 01:28:16,209
- I know you not mad
- while you standing there
- 1907
- 01:28:16,292 --> 01:28:18,586
- dressed up
- to go out with that other nigga.
- 1908
- 01:28:19,045 --> 01:28:20,046
- Slut.
- 1909
- 01:28:21,464 --> 01:28:22,632
- "Slut."
- 1910
- 01:28:22,715 --> 01:28:24,717
- - Yep, you a slut.
- - [scoffs]
- 1911
- 01:28:25,677 --> 01:28:28,554
- [Charlie] So, the igniter fluid
- was sludge. It was crazy.
- 1912
- 01:28:28,638 --> 01:28:31,015
- - [Danica] Mmm.
- - [laughs]
- 1913
- 01:28:31,099 --> 01:28:33,393
- - That sounds terrible.
- - It was, it was.
- 1914
- 01:28:33,476 --> 01:28:34,703
- Which... I guess you had to be there.
- 1915
- 01:28:34,727 --> 01:28:37,122
- But being an engineer, I had to be there.
- You know what I mean?
- 1916
- 01:28:37,146 --> 01:28:40,525
- So, like, I could've come home earlier,
- but I'm important.
- 1917
- 01:28:40,608 --> 01:28:43,611
- I was like the Steph Curry
- of oil rig engineering.
- 1918
- 01:28:45,863 --> 01:28:47,031
- Okay.
- 1919
- 01:28:47,699 --> 01:28:48,783
- You know what? I'm sorry.
- 1920
- 01:28:48,866 --> 01:28:52,036
- I just keep talking about myself.
- There's so much to talk about.
- 1921
- 01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:54,664
- But how are you? How is your job?
- 1922
- 01:28:55,456 --> 01:28:57,125
- - It's good. Mm-hmm.
- - Yeah?
- 1923
- 01:28:57,208 --> 01:29:00,461
- It's good. I had this big client
- the other day...
- 1924
- 01:29:00,545 --> 01:29:03,089
- A big client's good.
- Hey, excuse me, waiter. Excuse me.
- 1925
- 01:29:03,172 --> 01:29:05,258
- Can we get another round here, please?
- Thank you.
- 1926
- 01:29:05,341 --> 01:29:07,927
- This décor is just... I mean, the plates,
- 1927
- 01:29:08,011 --> 01:29:09,238
- - they're great, on the wall.
- - Yeah.
- 1928
- 01:29:09,262 --> 01:29:11,764
- I mean, I don't even know
- what to do with...
- 1929
- 01:29:11,848 --> 01:29:13,648
- I'm used to my sea legs,
- you know what I mean?
- 1930
- 01:29:13,850 --> 01:29:15,852
- - Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure.
- - Yeah. Okay.
- 1931
- 01:29:15,935 --> 01:29:17,729
- I'll just... I'll just take this.
- Thank you.
- 1932
- 01:29:17,812 --> 01:29:18,813
- Oh, okay.
- 1933
- 01:29:18,896 --> 01:29:20,106
- Yeah, well... [clears throat]
- 1934
- 01:29:20,857 --> 01:29:24,485
- Um, sir, I'm sorry.
- But can I have a few shots?
- 1935
- 01:29:24,736 --> 01:29:26,320
- [gasps] Ho ho!
- 1936
- 01:29:26,404 --> 01:29:28,823
- - Shots, okay. Shots for the lady.
- - Any type of vodka.
- 1937
- 01:29:28,906 --> 01:29:30,742
- Shots for the lady. She's ready to party.
- 1938
- 01:29:31,117 --> 01:29:33,661
- Um... shots? Oh. Okay.
- 1939
- 01:29:34,620 --> 01:29:36,998
- - All right. That's how you do that.
- - I wasn't ready,
- 1940
- 01:29:37,081 --> 01:29:38,892
- - but, cheers.
- - Okay. Yeah, well, cheers to you.
- 1941
- 01:29:38,916 --> 01:29:40,376
- To the health. To all the health.
- 1942
- 01:29:40,460 --> 01:29:42,170
- [laughs] Shots?
- 1943
- 01:29:49,093 --> 01:29:50,933
- Obviously everybody thought
- I was gonna go pro.
- 1944
- 01:29:50,970 --> 01:29:53,431
- - I mean, I was so good.
- - [laughs]
- 1945
- 01:29:53,514 --> 01:29:56,017
- But then, I got injured.
- It was this freak injury.
- 1946
- 01:29:56,100 --> 01:29:58,144
- Pencil in the penis. You know how it goes.
- 1947
- 01:29:58,227 --> 01:30:00,188
- Sometimes I lose feeling below the waist.
- 1948
- 01:30:00,271 --> 01:30:02,648
- [clears throat]
- But... A little tingling sensation.
- 1949
- 01:30:02,732 --> 01:30:05,777
- But I've, you know, done a lot of rehab
- on it. I got it under control.
- 1950
- 01:30:05,860 --> 01:30:08,738
- So, I went to this, uh,
- earth therapy for that.
- 1951
- 01:30:08,821 --> 01:30:11,741
- And they told me, you know,
- just bring the motherland in.
- 1952
- 01:30:11,824 --> 01:30:13,493
- Do... Do African chants,
- 1953
- 01:30:13,576 --> 01:30:16,788
- and, you know, then there's...
- Then the tingling subsides.
- 1954
- 01:30:16,871 --> 01:30:19,457
- So, it's just, uh... [rhythmic chanting]
- 1955
- 01:30:19,540 --> 01:30:21,643
- You know, like, you know,
- just gotta bring the ancestors back.
- 1956
- 01:30:21,667 --> 01:30:22,770
- You know, from the ground up.
- 1957
- 01:30:22,794 --> 01:30:25,213
- [laughing] Hey...
- 1958
- 01:30:25,421 --> 01:30:27,673
- Get with it. Here you go.
- I think I had enough already.
- 1959
- 01:30:28,007 --> 01:30:30,802
- So... You ain't gotta do it
- with that glass, baby. I got this.
- 1960
- 01:30:31,427 --> 01:30:32,595
- You like to spit, huh?
- 1961
- 01:30:33,137 --> 01:30:34,847
- Okay, uh...
- 1962
- 01:30:35,181 --> 01:30:36,390
- Can we go now?
- 1963
- 01:30:37,183 --> 01:30:39,435
- I put the "D" in ready.
- 1964
- 01:30:39,519 --> 01:30:42,146
- [kissing and grunting]
- 1965
- 01:30:43,898 --> 01:30:45,498
- [Charlie] Damn, you got a hard-ass head.
- 1966
- 01:30:45,983 --> 01:30:46,984
- [Danica] What?
- 1967
- 01:30:47,068 --> 01:30:48,611
- Yes, baby. Uh-huh.
- 1968
- 01:30:48,694 --> 01:30:50,404
- Oh, yeah. NASA, we got liftoff now.
- 1969
- 01:30:51,656 --> 01:30:53,092
- - Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
- - Yeah? Okay.
- 1970
- 01:30:53,116 --> 01:30:54,158
- - Okay.
- - Oh, yes.
- 1971
- 01:30:54,408 --> 01:30:55,636
- - Come on, come here, yeah.
- - Yeah, okay.
- 1972
- 01:30:55,660 --> 01:30:56,702
- Let's just make out.
- 1973
- 01:30:57,662 --> 01:31:00,206
- [loud moaning]
- 1974
- 01:31:00,289 --> 01:31:03,292
- Come, Papa Bear, up in that cave. [grunts]
- 1975
- 01:31:03,376 --> 01:31:05,378
- - Um... Oh, God.
- - Yes! Welcome to the jungle!
- 1976
- 01:31:05,461 --> 01:31:07,672
- Welcome to the... [loud groaning]
- 1977
- 01:31:07,755 --> 01:31:09,715
- [rhythmic chanting]
- 1978
- 01:31:09,799 --> 01:31:12,802
- [high-pitched grunts]
- 1979
- 01:31:13,177 --> 01:31:16,055
- - [chanting]
- - Oh!
- 1980
- 01:31:16,139 --> 01:31:18,266
- [exhales] Whoo!
- 1981
- 01:31:18,349 --> 01:31:20,143
- [humming]
- 1982
- 01:31:20,768 --> 01:31:22,270
- You remind me of my mama.
- 1983
- 01:31:23,229 --> 01:31:25,398
- - That's weird.
- - No, it's a beautiful thing.
- 1984
- 01:31:25,690 --> 01:31:26,690
- Wait.
- 1985
- 01:31:28,234 --> 01:31:29,235
- Oh, God.
- 1986
- 01:31:31,237 --> 01:31:32,822
- [grunts] Oh, God.
- 1987
- 01:31:34,949 --> 01:31:36,159
- Oh...
- 1988
- 01:31:36,576 --> 01:31:37,577
- All right.
- 1989
- 01:31:38,911 --> 01:31:40,371
- - Um...
- - [Charlie] Whoo!
- 1990
- 01:31:41,289 --> 01:31:42,331
- Okay.
- 1991
- 01:31:42,415 --> 01:31:44,083
- [exhales] Mmm.
- 1992
- 01:31:45,084 --> 01:31:47,086
- - All right. [groans]
- - [water running]
- 1993
- 01:31:47,170 --> 01:31:48,588
- That was, uh...
- 1994
- 01:31:49,088 --> 01:31:50,089
- something.
- 1995
- 01:31:55,469 --> 01:31:56,554
- All right, seven minutes.
- 1996
- 01:31:56,637 --> 01:31:58,097
- What? Who is seven minutes?
- 1997
- 01:31:59,348 --> 01:32:00,349
- The Uber.
- 1998
- 01:32:01,267 --> 01:32:03,519
- What? You called me an Uber?
- 1999
- 01:32:04,187 --> 01:32:06,272
- Well, UberPOOL.
- 2000
- 01:32:06,355 --> 01:32:08,941
- That way I save some money,
- you make some new friends.
- 2001
- 01:32:09,025 --> 01:32:11,110
- - Everybody wins.
- - Thank you.
- 2002
- 01:32:12,778 --> 01:32:14,530
- - You're welcome.
- - No, really, thank you.
- 2003
- 01:32:14,614 --> 01:32:16,534
- Don't mention it.
- Want me to walk you downstairs?
- 2004
- 01:32:16,824 --> 01:32:20,536
- Um... nope, I got it.
- Let me grab my purse.
- 2005
- 01:32:21,495 --> 01:32:22,663
- Uh...
- 2006
- 01:32:23,623 --> 01:32:26,792
- Yup. Thanks, Charlie. Thank you so...
- 2007
- 01:32:27,460 --> 01:32:28,586
- Thank you.
- 2008
- 01:32:28,669 --> 01:32:30,755
- I mean, we got seven,
- we got, like, seven minutes.
- 2009
- 01:32:30,838 --> 01:32:33,318
- - No, thank you very much.
- - We can get, like, two or three in.
- 2010
- 01:32:35,801 --> 01:32:36,802
- [door opens]
- 2011
- 01:32:38,679 --> 01:32:40,723
- [Kalli] Wait, did you have sex with him?
- 2012
- 01:32:41,682 --> 01:32:42,767
- He thinks we did.
- 2013
- 01:32:43,267 --> 01:32:44,810
- Uh, what does that mean?
- 2014
- 01:32:44,894 --> 01:32:48,606
- Well, I was only gonna make out with him
- because I'm so confused.
- 2015
- 01:32:48,689 --> 01:32:53,402
- And, well, we were making out,
- and he thinks we had sex.
- 2016
- 01:32:53,486 --> 01:32:54,904
- Wait a minute. Wait.
- 2017
- 01:32:55,321 --> 01:32:57,240
- How does he think that and not know it?
- 2018
- 01:32:57,323 --> 01:32:59,700
- He was having sex with my inner thighs.
- 2019
- 01:32:59,784 --> 01:33:02,536
- [Kalli laughing]
- 2020
- 01:33:04,372 --> 01:33:06,707
- Kalli. Kalli. Kalli!
- 2021
- 01:33:07,541 --> 01:33:09,377
- - It's not that funny.
- - Wait, wait, wait.
- 2022
- 01:33:09,710 --> 01:33:11,712
- Didn't you say he called you an Uber too?
- 2023
- 01:33:12,004 --> 01:33:13,422
- [laughing]
- 2024
- 01:33:13,506 --> 01:33:15,007
- Ka... Okay. I'm...
- 2025
- 01:33:15,091 --> 01:33:16,425
- I'm getting off the phone now.
- 2026
- 01:33:17,051 --> 01:33:18,970
- Whoo! That's what you wanted
- on your list, girl.
- 2027
- 01:33:19,053 --> 01:33:20,596
- [laughing]
- 2028
- 01:33:21,097 --> 01:33:23,516
- - I'll call you back.
- - I'm sorry.
- 2029
- 01:33:25,559 --> 01:33:26,560
- Hi.
- 2030
- 01:33:27,979 --> 01:33:31,190
- - I didn't know you were here.
- - Yeah, I'm just grabbing my things.
- 2031
- 01:33:32,483 --> 01:33:34,169
- Well, I'm glad you are.
- I wanna talk to you.
- 2032
- 01:33:34,193 --> 01:33:35,462
- I got nothing to say to you, Danica.
- 2033
- 01:33:35,486 --> 01:33:38,197
- [Tanya] That's right,
- we ain't got a damn thing to say to you.
- 2034
- 01:33:41,075 --> 01:33:42,493
- You have every right to be upset.
- 2035
- 01:33:43,160 --> 01:33:45,705
- - But so do I.
- - So do you? What did I do?
- 2036
- 01:33:45,788 --> 01:33:47,081
- You slept with my sister.
- 2037
- 01:33:47,164 --> 01:33:49,000
- - What?
- - You heard me.
- 2038
- 01:33:49,083 --> 01:33:50,751
- No, I didn't. What?
- 2039
- 01:33:51,294 --> 01:33:53,254
- - Tanya.
- - Yes, you touched me. You did.
- 2040
- 01:33:53,671 --> 01:33:54,672
- Tanya.
- 2041
- 01:33:55,256 --> 01:33:56,257
- Okay, I'm lying.
- 2042
- 01:33:57,049 --> 01:33:58,634
- I would never sleep with your sister.
- 2043
- 01:33:58,718 --> 01:34:00,094
- What the hell is wrong with me?
- 2044
- 01:34:00,177 --> 01:34:01,887
- Tanya,
- 'cause I'm in love with your sister.
- 2045
- 01:34:02,972 --> 01:34:03,973
- In love?
- 2046
- 01:34:04,974 --> 01:34:06,309
- Yeah, and I'm a damn fool for it.
- 2047
- 01:34:08,060 --> 01:34:10,479
- No, you're not a fool. I'm the fool.
- 2048
- 01:34:11,355 --> 01:34:12,857
- I was confused and...
- 2049
- 01:34:13,649 --> 01:34:14,692
- Try to understand,
- 2050
- 01:34:15,067 --> 01:34:16,986
- this guy was my dream guy.
- 2051
- 01:34:17,069 --> 01:34:18,696
- He had everything on my list.
- 2052
- 01:34:19,322 --> 01:34:20,323
- And you...
- 2053
- 01:34:20,990 --> 01:34:23,743
- - you just came out of nowhere.
- - Yup.
- 2054
- 01:34:24,118 --> 01:34:25,619
- I have nothing on your list, right?
- 2055
- 01:34:26,162 --> 01:34:27,955
- Look, I get it. I'm not your dream dude.
- 2056
- 01:34:28,497 --> 01:34:30,177
- I'm a little rough around the edges,
- right?
- 2057
- 01:34:32,126 --> 01:34:33,127
- But you know what?
- 2058
- 01:34:33,753 --> 01:34:37,131
- I've worked my ass off, Danica,
- to get on my feet.
- 2059
- 01:34:38,090 --> 01:34:40,634
- To have a spot, a place on this Earth.
- 2060
- 01:34:42,094 --> 01:34:45,348
- I've fought through a lot of shit,
- and I've done a lot of shit.
- 2061
- 01:34:45,431 --> 01:34:48,184
- But I'll tell you this:
- one thing I would never do
- 2062
- 01:34:48,267 --> 01:34:51,604
- is get fucked over
- by some girl I was just trying to love.
- 2063
- 01:34:51,854 --> 01:34:53,314
- I'm a good dude. You get that?
- 2064
- 01:34:53,397 --> 01:34:55,441
- And I don't deserve
- to be treated like this.
- 2065
- 01:34:55,691 --> 01:34:57,943
- So if you can't handle what I got to give,
- 2066
- 01:34:58,027 --> 01:34:59,820
- then go be with your list dude.
- 2067
- 01:35:00,321 --> 01:35:02,573
- Don't cry, Frank,
- 'cause if you start crying I'm gonna...
- 2068
- 01:35:02,656 --> 01:35:04,784
- - Tanya!
- - [Danica] Frank...
- 2069
- 01:35:05,743 --> 01:35:06,744
- - I'm sorry.
- - Danica,
- 2070
- 01:35:07,495 --> 01:35:08,496
- can I go?
- 2071
- 01:35:09,038 --> 01:35:11,118
- 'Cause I really don't ever
- wanna see your face again.
- 2072
- 01:35:14,418 --> 01:35:15,795
- But you just said you loved me.
- 2073
- 01:35:19,131 --> 01:35:21,217
- And that's supposed to make me
- wanna be with you?
- 2074
- 01:35:22,802 --> 01:35:23,803
- That ain't enough.
- 2075
- 01:35:25,888 --> 01:35:27,098
- Bye, Tanya.
- 2076
- 01:35:27,765 --> 01:35:30,226
- [door opens and shuts]
- 2077
- 01:35:32,436 --> 01:35:33,604
- [Tanya] Don't look at me.
- 2078
- 01:35:33,687 --> 01:35:37,108
- 'Cause if he would have even smiled
- in my direction, I would have fucked him.
- 2079
- 01:35:37,191 --> 01:35:38,734
- And I would have got pregnant.
- 2080
- 01:35:38,818 --> 01:35:42,363
- And I would have had me
- a little coffee Brown Bean baby, okay?
- 2081
- 01:35:43,447 --> 01:35:48,035
- Oh, I told Mama everything and she said
- she wanna see us in Jersey in the morning.
- 2082
- 01:35:53,249 --> 01:35:54,708
- Hi, girls.
- 2083
- 01:35:55,042 --> 01:35:57,711
- - [Tanya] Hey, Mama.
- - I love y'all. Come on in.
- 2084
- 01:35:57,795 --> 01:36:01,006
- [Danica] Okay, so we were having this
- debate about the list you made for Daddy.
- 2085
- 01:36:01,090 --> 01:36:02,216
- Can we see it?
- 2086
- 01:36:02,299 --> 01:36:05,428
- Are you talking about that list
- I told you about, like, 20 years ago?
- 2087
- 01:36:06,303 --> 01:36:07,638
- Yeah, that one.
- 2088
- 01:36:08,597 --> 01:36:10,933
- - I lost it.
- - I told you.
- 2089
- 01:36:11,016 --> 01:36:14,145
- Mama, did you lie to me about this list?
- 2090
- 01:36:15,563 --> 01:36:17,815
- It's possible. [chuckles]
- 2091
- 01:36:17,898 --> 01:36:19,150
- I don't think I did, but...
- 2092
- 01:36:20,276 --> 01:36:22,528
- What about my dad?
- 2093
- 01:36:22,903 --> 01:36:25,197
- I don't know that motherfucker.
- I'm not sure.
- 2094
- 01:36:25,573 --> 01:36:27,992
- It could have been
- any number of really good people.
- 2095
- 01:36:28,075 --> 01:36:29,201
- So you lied.
- 2096
- 01:36:29,952 --> 01:36:33,080
- - When?
- - When you told me about Daddy's list.
- 2097
- 01:36:34,165 --> 01:36:36,417
- I made a list. It just...
- 2098
- 01:36:36,500 --> 01:36:40,254
- I've never met anyone who got
- everything they wanted in one person.
- 2099
- 01:36:40,337 --> 01:36:44,842
- Sure, in the beginning,
- it feels like it could be magnificent.
- 2100
- 01:36:45,134 --> 01:36:48,179
- And then you start to see,
- well, they got a couple little flaws.
- 2101
- 01:36:48,262 --> 01:36:50,431
- You know? And that's okay.
- 2102
- 01:36:51,015 --> 01:36:54,477
- Because in the real world,
- all you can do is hope to live
- 2103
- 01:36:54,935 --> 01:37:00,024
- with the little tiny perfections you find
- in the very flawed people you come across.
- 2104
- 01:37:00,983 --> 01:37:03,068
- I suggest you go get that man.
- 2105
- 01:37:19,627 --> 01:37:21,504
- [thunder rumbling]
- 2106
- 01:37:32,139 --> 01:37:33,849
- [knocking on door]
- 2107
- 01:37:38,354 --> 01:37:39,897
- I know you're an amazing man.
- 2108
- 01:37:41,690 --> 01:37:45,110
- And I was foolish
- for chasing what was a dream.
- 2109
- 01:37:46,070 --> 01:37:47,446
- I know you're not perfect.
- 2110
- 01:37:48,489 --> 01:37:49,907
- Neither am I.
- 2111
- 01:37:49,990 --> 01:37:52,326
- But we can be imperfect together.
- 2112
- 01:37:55,829 --> 01:37:58,457
- [sighs] I know you don't wanna
- talk to me right now.
- 2113
- 01:37:59,124 --> 01:38:02,169
- But I'm gonna stand out here
- and hope that you come and talk.
- 2114
- 01:38:02,545 --> 01:38:03,796
- Even if it takes all night.
- 2115
- 01:38:04,672 --> 01:38:06,799
- I am going to be right here.
- 2116
- 01:38:08,634 --> 01:38:09,718
- 'Cause I love you.
- 2117
- 01:38:12,972 --> 01:38:14,056
- [sobs]
- 2118
- 01:38:15,224 --> 01:38:16,850
- I do love you, Frank.
- 2119
- 01:38:19,562 --> 01:38:21,146
- And I'm so sorry.
- 2120
- 01:38:23,357 --> 01:38:26,819
- So, if that means
- making a fool of myself again...
- 2121
- 01:38:31,198 --> 01:38:32,199
- well, then I will.
- 2122
- 01:38:35,327 --> 01:38:36,328
- I will.
- 2123
- 01:38:36,787 --> 01:38:38,789
- Because sometimes love is not easy.
- 2124
- 01:38:43,168 --> 01:38:45,629
- It's hard as hell.
- 2125
- 01:38:47,548 --> 01:38:49,675
- And even though I'm trying to love you,
- 2126
- 01:38:50,259 --> 01:38:51,510
- [sobs]
- 2127
- 01:38:51,594 --> 01:38:53,095
- I just don't know how.
- 2128
- 01:38:56,098 --> 01:38:57,099
- So...
- 2129
- 01:38:58,976 --> 01:39:00,185
- if you can help me...
- 2130
- 01:39:01,979 --> 01:39:03,397
- then I think I can help you.
- 2131
- 01:39:06,900 --> 01:39:07,901
- Okay, I got you.
- 2132
- 01:39:08,944 --> 01:39:09,945
- I got you.
- 2133
- 01:39:10,904 --> 01:39:12,664
- Nigga,
- you really ain't gonna open this door?
- 2134
- 01:39:15,576 --> 01:39:16,576
- Okay.
- 2135
- 01:39:17,494 --> 01:39:19,204
- Fine. [sniffles]
- 2136
- 01:39:23,751 --> 01:39:25,628
- [thunder rumbling]
- 2137
- 01:39:32,259 --> 01:39:34,637
- [man on TV] I disagree.
- I think he needs to be on the bench.
- 2138
- 01:39:34,720 --> 01:39:36,406
- - [song playing outside]
- - I think he needs to learn a little bit.
- 2139
- 01:39:36,430 --> 01:39:38,390
- Especially with a journeyman
- like they have...
- 2140
- 01:39:38,474 --> 01:39:40,976
- ♪ Darling, I ♪
- 2141
- 01:39:41,060 --> 01:39:44,063
- [lip-syncing] ♪ I can't explain ♪
- 2142
- 01:39:44,521 --> 01:39:47,941
- ♪ Where did we lose our way? ♪
- 2143
- 01:39:49,109 --> 01:39:52,946
- [singing along]
- ♪ Girl, it's driving me insane ♪
- 2144
- 01:39:53,364 --> 01:39:57,242
- ♪ And I know I just need one more chance ♪
- 2145
- 01:39:57,660 --> 01:40:00,913
- [lip-syncing] ♪ To prove my love to you ♪
- 2146
- 01:40:01,163 --> 01:40:03,582
- ♪ And if you come back to me ♪
- 2147
- 01:40:03,832 --> 01:40:05,668
- ♪ I'll guarantee ♪
- 2148
- 01:40:05,751 --> 01:40:09,171
- [singing along]
- ♪ That I'll never let you go ♪
- 2149
- 01:40:09,254 --> 01:40:15,803
- ♪ Can we go back
- To the days our love was strong? ♪
- 2150
- 01:40:17,471 --> 01:40:24,269
- ♪ Can you tell me
- How a perfect love goes wrong? ♪
- 2151
- 01:40:25,688 --> 01:40:30,234
- ♪ Can somebody tell me
- How to get things back ♪
- 2152
- 01:40:30,317 --> 01:40:33,612
- ♪ The way they used to be? ♪
- 2153
- 01:40:34,697 --> 01:40:38,242
- ♪ Oh, God, give me the reason ♪
- 2154
- 01:40:38,742 --> 01:40:42,538
- - ♪ I'm down on bended knee ♪
- - [thunder rumbling]
- 2155
- 01:40:42,621 --> 01:40:45,290
- [rain pattering]
- 2156
- 01:40:47,042 --> 01:40:50,379
- ♪ I'll never walk again ♪
- 2157
- 01:40:51,088 --> 01:40:54,425
- [lip-syncing]
- ♪ Until you come back to me ♪
- 2158
- 01:40:55,092 --> 01:40:57,928
- ♪ I'm down on bended knee ♪
- 2159
- 01:40:58,011 --> 01:41:00,222
- [rain continues]
- 2160
- 01:41:02,766 --> 01:41:04,768
- ♪ Baby, I'm sorry ♪
- 2161
- 01:41:06,061 --> 01:41:08,188
- ♪ Please forgive me
- For all the wrong I've done ♪
- 2162
- 01:41:09,148 --> 01:41:10,441
- ♪ Please come back home, girl ♪
- 2163
- 01:41:11,608 --> 01:41:13,235
- ♪ I know you put all your trust in me ♪
- 2164
- 01:41:14,194 --> 01:41:15,571
- ♪ I'm sorry I let you down ♪
- 2165
- 01:41:16,029 --> 01:41:17,573
- ♪ Please forgive me ♪
- 2166
- 01:41:17,865 --> 01:41:19,867
- [singing along] ♪ Gonna swallow my pride ♪
- 2167
- 01:41:19,950 --> 01:41:21,785
- ♪ Say I'm sorry ♪
- 2168
- 01:41:22,161 --> 01:41:23,996
- ♪ Stop pointing fingers ♪
- 2169
- 01:41:24,079 --> 01:41:25,789
- ♪ The blame is on me ♪
- 2170
- 01:41:26,081 --> 01:41:27,624
- ♪ I want a new life ♪
- 2171
- 01:41:28,083 --> 01:41:30,127
- ♪ And I want it with you ♪
- 2172
- 01:41:30,210 --> 01:41:32,421
- ♪ If you feel the same ♪
- 2173
- 01:41:32,504 --> 01:41:34,715
- ♪ Don't ever let it go ♪
- 2174
- 01:41:35,132 --> 01:41:38,093
- ♪ You gotta believe
- In the spirit of love ♪
- 2175
- 01:41:38,469 --> 01:41:40,387
- ♪ It can heal all things ♪
- 2176
- 01:41:40,471 --> 01:41:42,556
- ♪ It won't hurt anymore ♪
- 2177
- 01:41:42,848 --> 01:41:46,518
- ♪ No, I don't believe
- Our love's terminal ♪
- 2178
- 01:41:46,769 --> 01:41:48,520
- ♪ I'm down on my knees ♪
- 2179
- 01:41:49,062 --> 01:41:50,522
- ♪ Begging you, please ♪
- 2180
- 01:41:50,606 --> 01:41:53,650
- ♪ Come home ♪
- 2181
- 01:41:53,734 --> 01:41:55,152
- [song continues]
- 2182
- 01:41:55,235 --> 01:41:56,695
- [shrieks]
- 2183
- 01:41:58,363 --> 01:42:04,620
- ♪ Can you tell me how
- A perfect love goes wrong ♪
- 2184
- 01:42:06,455 --> 01:42:10,959
- ♪ Can somebody tell me
- How to get things back ♪
- 2185
- 01:42:11,043 --> 01:42:14,004
- ♪ The way they used to be? ♪
- 2186
- 01:42:15,047 --> 01:42:16,882
- - Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
- - [song stops]
- 2187
- 01:42:16,965 --> 01:42:19,325
- Where y'all going? Sit back down.
- This movie ain't over yet.
- 2188
- 01:42:19,384 --> 01:42:20,552
- Wait till you see this.
- 2189
- 01:42:20,636 --> 01:42:22,262
- [organ plays softly]
- 2190
- 01:42:22,346 --> 01:42:25,974
- Is there anyone here who has any objection
- to these two people being married?
- 2191
- 01:42:26,058 --> 01:42:28,393
- Speak now or forever hold your peace.
- 2192
- 01:42:28,477 --> 01:42:30,854
- - I object, Your Pastorness.
- - [crowd gasps]
- 2193
- 01:42:30,938 --> 01:42:32,689
- You know what? I would cuss up in here,
- 2194
- 01:42:32,773 --> 01:42:35,609
- but I don't wanna be cussing
- up in this house of the Lord.
- 2195
- 01:42:35,692 --> 01:42:37,653
- Can't be cussing in church,
- but you know what?
- 2196
- 01:42:37,736 --> 01:42:40,989
- He is a cheater, he a liar.
- You hurt my sister!
- 2197
- 01:42:41,073 --> 01:42:43,158
- - You hurt my sister!
- - [crowd gasps]
- 2198
- 01:42:43,242 --> 01:42:45,994
- And another thing, girl,
- let me tell you, all right?
- 2199
- 01:42:46,078 --> 01:42:47,913
- Let me go ahead and solve some mystery.
- 2200
- 01:42:47,996 --> 01:42:49,373
- Him? Nasty.
- 2201
- 01:42:49,456 --> 01:42:50,656
- Sleep with all kind of people.
- 2202
- 01:42:50,707 --> 01:42:52,936
- I could have slept with him,
- but I went to jail at the time.
- 2203
- 01:42:52,960 --> 01:42:54,120
- So, I didn't get to hit that.
- 2204
- 01:42:54,503 --> 01:42:55,629
- You ain't no good.
- 2205
- 01:42:56,922 --> 01:42:58,423
- Yeah, that's how that go.
- 2206
- 01:42:58,799 --> 01:43:00,050
- Yup, that's how that go.
- 2207
- 01:43:00,551 --> 01:43:02,427
- - Yup.
- - [crowd gasps]
- 2208
- 01:43:03,178 --> 01:43:04,471
- Got no time for this.
- 2209
- 01:43:04,930 --> 01:43:08,684
- I feel like this wedding
- deserves a little bit more action.
- 2210
- 01:43:10,352 --> 01:43:12,354
- - [screams]
- - [crowd gasps]
- 2211
- 01:43:13,397 --> 01:43:16,775
- [R&B song playing]
- 2212
- 01:44:27,387 --> 01:44:29,806
- - [song fading]
- - [crew applauds]
- 2213
- 01:44:29,890 --> 01:44:31,183
- [man] Cross cut, yes.
- 2214
- 01:44:31,516 --> 01:44:33,276
- - [stifled laugh]
- - There it is, there it is.
- 2215
- 01:44:33,977 --> 01:44:35,395
- I need makeup!
- 2216
- 01:44:35,854 --> 01:44:37,606
- - Worst date ever.
- - [laughing]
- 2217
- 01:44:37,898 --> 01:44:40,525
- [laughs] F-U-C-K U-A-P.
- 2218
- 01:44:40,609 --> 01:44:42,653
- I will D-N-A some F-U-C-K...
- 2219
- 01:44:42,736 --> 01:44:44,404
- U to the P.
- 2220
- 01:44:44,488 --> 01:44:46,323
- - Go and get him, Damika.
- - [man] Danica.
- 2221
- 01:44:46,406 --> 01:44:47,699
- Danica.
- 2222
- 01:44:47,783 --> 01:44:50,243
- I will F-U-C-K some D-N-A U-P.
- 2223
- 01:44:50,327 --> 01:44:51,995
- [laughs] I will F-U-C...
- 2224
- 01:44:52,287 --> 01:44:54,873
- You are undressing me
- with your eyes. I can feel it.
- 2225
- 01:44:54,957 --> 01:44:56,375
- My nipples are getting hot.
- 2226
- 01:44:59,586 --> 01:45:01,004
- Nobody do that no more.
- 2227
- 01:45:01,088 --> 01:45:02,297
- It's all this.
- 2228
- 01:45:05,342 --> 01:45:07,636
- - Wait, like how beautiful?
- - Like real beautiful.
- 2229
- 01:45:07,719 --> 01:45:09,471
- - Like super fine?
- - Like foine.
- 2230
- 01:45:09,554 --> 01:45:11,264
- - Like foine foine?
- - Like foine foine.
- 2231
- 01:45:11,348 --> 01:45:14,184
- - Like, "Damn, he foine!"
- - Yes, and a couple of cuss words. Yeah.
- 2232
- 01:45:14,267 --> 01:45:18,605
- "Ooh, he beefy! I'll have
- all his babies right now" fine?
- 2233
- 01:45:18,689 --> 01:45:19,815
- The man is fine.
- 2234
- 01:45:19,898 --> 01:45:22,109
- [cell phone ringing]
- 2235
- 01:45:24,903 --> 01:45:25,737
- Hey!
- 2236
- 01:45:25,821 --> 01:45:28,323
- I will... I will F-U-C...
- 2237
- 01:45:28,407 --> 01:45:31,284
- F-U-C-K some D-N-A, some U-P... [laughs]
- 2238
- 01:45:31,368 --> 01:45:32,786
- You know I can't spell right.
- 2239
- 01:45:32,869 --> 01:45:36,581
- Do you know how much it cost me?
- It cost me $35,000.
- 2240
- 01:45:37,040 --> 01:45:38,583
- The fuck is wrong with you?
- 2241
- 01:45:39,960 --> 01:45:41,211
- I love you, though.
- 2242
- 01:45:41,294 --> 01:45:43,174
- Let me take that back
- 'cause that was too harsh.
- 2243
- 01:45:44,006 --> 01:45:45,382
- - That was too harsh.
- - [laughing]
- 2244
- 01:45:48,802 --> 01:45:50,971
- - What happened?
- - Girl, dick.
- 2245
- 01:45:51,346 --> 01:45:54,182
- - You mean Richard?
- - No, I mean dick.
- 2246
- 01:45:54,266 --> 01:45:57,102
- Oh, in Accounting? [scoffs] That guy...
- 2247
- 01:45:58,729 --> 01:46:00,188
- He dicked me once.
- 2248
- 01:46:02,190 --> 01:46:03,233
- I liked it.
- 2249
- 01:46:05,235 --> 01:46:06,361
- You're so pretty.
- 2250
- 01:46:08,113 --> 01:46:09,573
- You know what you missin?
- 2251
- 01:46:10,615 --> 01:46:11,992
- Ooh, swipe right.
- 2252
- 01:46:13,160 --> 01:46:14,161
- Twins?
- 2253
- 01:46:15,287 --> 01:46:16,287
- Hell no.
- 2254
- 01:46:17,664 --> 01:46:18,999
- I know you. [stammers]
- 2255
- 01:46:20,500 --> 01:46:21,543
- That's my cousin.
- 2256
- 01:46:22,210 --> 01:46:23,521
- - [man 1] We cut. [laughs]
- - [man 2] Cut.
- 2257
- 01:46:23,545 --> 01:46:25,088
- [crew laughing]
- 2258
- 01:46:26,548 --> 01:46:29,801
- [instrumental music playing]
- 2259
- 01:47:20,268 --> 01:47:22,354
- [music continues]
- 2260
- 01:48:34,426 --> 01:48:36,720
- [instrumental music ends]
- 2261
- 01:48:36,803 --> 01:48:39,472
- [dance music playing]
- 2262
- 01:49:29,314 --> 01:49:32,275
- [dance music ends]
- 2263
- 01:49:37,322 --> 01:49:39,991
- [instrumental music plays]
- 2264
- 01:50:06,810 --> 01:50:08,645
- [instrumental music ends]
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