Weird Spaghetti assassination dream

Let me preface this by saying I stayed up until about 4 in the morning and was pretty jet lagged from flying all night on Wednesday

Mrs.Deuce and I headed to Germany to visit eLmaGus after Deuce-con this year. Assuming it was some sort of success (it was never really talked about throughout the dream) we went to celebrate and party. The only thing was Germany wasn't really looking like Germany, it was kind of like what I would envision a remote village in Tibet looks like. There was lots of smaller shanty looking homes on this sprawling landscape that was really rough, mountainous terrain. A top the peak at the back of the village was this gigantic, majestic temple. When we asked people in the village about Daniel they all bowed onto their knees and mumbled some weird shit and waved towards the temple. So we went into this huge temple and once we got inside it looked like a pretty standard church. Pews lined both sides of the a central walk way and their was a stained glass window in the very back but it was of Judge Gabranth's helmet from FFXII (pretty awesome if I do say so). So after getting greeting hugs and asking magus what the fuck was going on, he explained that he is the high priest in his village, and his father and grandfather were the same. He gave us a tour around the temple, except he left out one room. So of course, I veered off and opened the door to see a woman chained up in the corner looking somewhat beaten - but dressed very similar to Marion from Double Dragon. Magus quickly explained this was customary for women in his village who committed adultery, and although we were confused and disturbed we went to the inn for the night. After sitting in the bar we talked with some locals who confirmed the woman being in the temple was normal.

In the middle of the night we heard a banging on the window and when I got up to look Duckfist was standing on the eve of the inn in the freezing snow. I opened the window and let him in. He had his signature comb over haircut, but was wearing a super bad ass 80's jacket. I would call it a mix between Han Solo and Marty McFly's jacket from Back to the Future II - he was also wearing some high tops and blue jeans. He explained to us that after Deuce-con he and eLmaGus went out for a drink and magus cast a spell on his girlfriend (who vanished)- and then disappeared himself. After days of searching he found where eLmaGus lived and unearthed this giant conspiracy about how he attends gaming conventions and speed runs just to abduct young women and he was here to put a stop to it but needed our help. So of course we got in on it and all charged up to the temple. When we entered magus had Duck's girlfriend tied to the altar in the front of the temple and had some spell he was casting on her (just looked like a forcefield). So when we approached he did some evil laugh (By the way I should mention eLmaGus basically looked like Thantos in Secret of Mana but you could see his face) and he and Duckfist exchanged words. Magus shot some fireball type thing at us and we all went flying into the pews. Duckfist came springing up and pulled a gun out of his high top, shooting it at eLmaGus. Magus laughed again and stopped the projectile which happened to be a spaghetti noodle. Duckfist got super aggro and charged magus, he did a slide on the ground (dodging another fireball thing), grabbed the noodle and went behind Duck, strangling him with the spaghetti noodle. No, I don't know why it didn't break. So after all this, Duckfist saves his girlfriend and we all go up to the very top of the church (the steeple?). Now mind you, this is the best part. Once we opened the window and look outside there was a zip-line that went from the top of the steeple and faded into oblivion over the top of the mountains. Duckfist grabbed his chick in one arm, latched onto the zip-line with the other and shot a wink over at me - "I'll see you at Deuce-con" and he and his lady went zipping over the mountain. I then woke up.

I know, I know - this dream was epic as fuck and I assure you this is what I dreamed. Lots of the conversations had to be paraphrased because who the fuck remembers every detail from the dream. The only reason I remember so much is because I woke up at 6:00 AM (I went to bed at 4:00) and wrote down the dream because I knew I wouldn't remember shit.