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The Vicar Man Cometh part 2

Jan 3rd, 2020
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  1. from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #208
  2. part 1: https://pastebin.com/UuGcTfSn
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  4. >That pic
  5. >That post
  6. Fyuck
  7. >Queue Sir Pentious running for his life with angry mode Gospel chasing him
  8. -
  9. >Gospel actually approved of her daughter's relationship with the snake
  10. >though a bit old fashioned, with quite a bit of ego and still hellbent on conquering hell with his machines, he was still a gentleman, and - despite their ongoing rivalry - would never do anything to (seriously, or emotionally) hurt his daughter
  11. >cue his shock then, when he walked in on what was later described an "inopportune moment", and saw his daughter with a dumb smile on her face, eyes showing the cartoony, tell-tale signs of being in trance
  12. >while she wore a skimpy french maid uniform, delivering Sir Pent his afternoon tea
  13.  
  14. >one rampaging chase through Pentagram City later, a slightly battered and bruised snake had to explain, along with a rather embarrassed Cherri, the strange powerplay kink they've been trying out
  15. >Gospel was... Not impressed, but once he was sure no harm had been done, he apologized for his outburst, and left the pair to their devices
  16. >spent the rest of the day nursing the ceremonial wine, and mournfully moping to sympathetic Vaggie about how Cherri had all grown up without him, and how he wasn't there for her in her formative years - never outright saying that he didn't approve of her habits
  17.  
  18. >Cherri, meanwhile, had decided that she wanted to see how Sir Pent's venom measured up to Angel's
  19. >cue the snake and spider exchanging worried glances, as the girl consumed two jars, filled with their milked venom, respectively
  20. >it took a while for her to get out of that submissive high, and the other two took that time discuss whether or not this was a form of escapism for her, and should they endorse it
  21. >in the end, the answer was a flat yes and a firm no, and an exhausted Cherri was gently tucked into bed by Sir Pent, as Angel left to bring the results of the discussion to Gospel
  22.  
  23. >...found a drunken priest and Vaggie, crying into each other's shoulders over their personal woes
  24. >it was not fun day for the spider
  25. -
  26. >Cherri had all grown up without him, and how he wasn't there for her in her formative years - never outright saying that he didn't approve of her habits
  27. Thats sad
  28. >Gospel can't help but see Cherri as the same little girl he knew and loved
  29. >The last time he did see her was when he was alive and she was around eight to twelve at the time (i think)
  30. -
  31. Younger, actually - it's implied Cherri had died as a teenager.
  32. She could've been an adult by then, only "technically" being a teenager by being 18 or 19, but she died fairly young.
  33.  
  34. Anyways, I was doing a bit of calculations, regarding the deaths of these three:
  35. Vaggie has to be in her early-to-mid twenties, the oldest I can imagine her to be is 29 on the date of her death (2014), which would mean she was born in 1985, the earliest - which was also in the middle of the Salvadoran civil war, which ended in 1991.
  36. Cherri died in the '80s, let's say, '87, the she was born in she had to be born in 1968 the earliest (good money says she was born in May, her birth coinciding with the massive student riots in France that brought the country to a halt, implying her future nature).
  37. Gospel had to suffer from his Jobic trial early enough to miss out on a lot of Cherri's childhood, but also, live long enough to do missionary work in El Salvador, and meet with a young Vaggie.
  38. So, this is how I picture the timeline:
  39. >Cherri is born in May of 1968
  40. >Gospel's trial includes his divorce and loss of custody over his daughter, which happens in, let's say, 1976, with his wife and daughter moving to what would become the Rust Belt area in the future
  41. >Gospel's agony continues for AT LEAST 15 YEARS (including getting news from the death of his daughter in '87), when he meets Vaggie in El Salvador, in 1991 (unless the mission visited during the civil war)
  42. >he kills himself, either after returning from the mission, or 1994, the latest
  43.  
  44. The man went through a period of grief lasting 15-20 years.
  45. Let that sink in.
  46. -
  47. Didn't he get cancer on top of that?
  48. >Gospel finds out his daughter is dead
  49. >Later in the month he starts having seizures
  50. >Visiting the hospital, he finds out he has a tumor growing in his brain
  51. >He declines treatment, his life is falling apart around him
  52. >He goes to Salvador on his final mission for the church
  53. -
  54. Christ, I forgot about that...
  55.  
  56. >after Gospel, Vaggie and Cherri recounted their lives' events (with the rest of the anons and hotel staff receiving a number of emotional gut-punches along the way), the evening sees Charlie, in full Vengeful Seraph mode, breaking down the wall on her father's study
  57. >"WHAT THE FUCK, DAD?!"
  58. >Lucifer blinks
  59. >"...Is this about the Vic--?"
  60. >"WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. DAD?!"
  61. >"Look, Charlie, when me and your granddad get into our "games", if you will, then--..."
  62. >"TWENTY!!!"
  63. >"...What?"
  64. >"TWENTY WHOLE FUCKING YEARS! WHAT THE ALMIGHTY FUCK?!"
  65. >Lucifer sighed
  66. >this was going to be a long night
  67. -
  68. >>after Gospel, Vaggie and Cherri recounted their lives' events (with the rest of the anons and hotel staff receiving a number of emotional gut-punches along the way)
  69.  
  70. I don't mind seeing a story of the other anon's talking about there past life
  71. -
  72. We had ones where they discussed their backstories in short convos (and Charlie regretting bringing up the idea):
  73. >Gospel got a bit tipsy and summed up his Jobic trial (excluding the death of his daughter, as the connection between him and Cherri weren't made at the time)
  74. >Stretch recalling his last living memory of falling asleep in an armchair at his parent's workplace, and then waking up in Hell, speculating a stroke, aneurysm, or cardiac arrest
  75. >Zap recalling how he drunkenly challenged Zeus with a shovel, in a thunderstorm, only for God to humor him
  76. >Chan giving a different story each time (dying during a protest against Scientology, from fiddling with a dug up WWI gas shell, injecting fluorescent liquid into his veins, etc.)
  77. >Bronson recalling how he went out guns blazing, taking on an entire SWAT team before being shot by a sniper
  78. >High Roller reminding the staff that he's technically just visiting, and isn't dead yet
  79. >Doc recalling the last experiment he was working on (which the other anons speculate to be a new defoliating agent for jungle warfare), which went horribly wrong, literally making people melt
  80. >Noir refusing to discuss his own death
  81.  
  82. Bratislav told his life story to Katie and Tom in the special, so it's safe to presume he already told the others beforehand.
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