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- “The Sha Tin plant suffers from a severe infestation. We estimate there are between 50 to 300 hundred of the creatures in the area and extreme caution is advised when approaching them, as they appear to be extremely territorial.”
- “The creatures seem to be related to the now extinct giant Chinese salamander except for the fact that they are about two feet longer, have much stronger jaws, and possess a brightly colored collar of venomous spines around their necks, which flare out when threatened. It is our hypothesis that the spines are actually a type of sophisticated excretory organ, developed to deal with toxic runoff from the battlefields of the War. Thus, likelihood of vulnerability to poison or conventional water purifiers is low.”
- “The creatures normal diet is unknown. A great deal of cannibalism has been observed between members of different social groups..”
- “Recommended course of action is either to kill each salamander manually or cut the water supply to the largest water treatment facility in Hong Kong in the midst of a heatwave. We leave the choice to the certified exterminators expert discretion.”
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