Apr 2020

Anonymous 04/24/20(Fri)02:01:46 No.35239561
>"You're pullin' my dick."
>It's the nicest it's been outside for months, so you're nipping out flowers and weeds that have begun to spring up at the park.
>You invited Anon to come graze the freshly grown shrubbery with you, but apparently humans don't do that.
>So he's just sitting on a stump while watching you and the surroundings.
>That's okay.
>It's nice to have a buddy look out for predators... even if he is one.
"Nuhh-uhh. 'Non. I'm serious."
>"Are you sure you mean THAT Canterlot?" He emphasizes by pointing at the giant ivory city jutting out of the mountain. "There's no way- Hold on, you got a little..."
>He makes an odd motion with his hands.
>Ohh, you know this one!
>He wants you to come closer.
>You lower your head and and approach the human.
>He reaches both hands over you and picks at the front of your mane, before tossing something off to the side.
>"Was one of those sticker grass things. Could've poked and eye out."
>His fingers then brush your your made, straightening the front out again.
>Nickering, you nuzzle and lick the side of his hand in thanks.
"What's so hard to believe anyways? Ask Twilight, we've classmates since magic kindergarten."
>The human snorts, as he makes a motion to wipe his hand on his shirt.
>"I just can't imagine that the little oat thief that gets caught in the dog door went to the most prestigious school in the country."
"It was one time!"
>...And it's not your fault he made it so awkward to trot through.

Anonymous 04/25/20(Sat)14:42:35 No.35245132
>It's another grazing kind of day.
>You're not sure why Lye keeps inviting you to these things.
>It’s nothing to complain about, though. being able to sit outside in literal sunshine and rainbows is nice after the cold winter months.
>You poke and prod your little mint buddy while she grazes, relishing in the softness of her fur.
>Most ponies are wary, and don't seem to like getting patted or grabbed, but to Lyra it's water off a duck.
>Thank God, because petting small animals is the most therapeutic thing a man can do.
>...She does seem extra soft today though.
"Lye, you're gettin' kind of plump."
>It's not super noticeable.
>Definitely looks thinner than when she still had her winter coat.
>She her head snaps back at you with a soft whinny. "I-it's just my winter coat 's all."
>You chuckle, picking her up to hug her close.
>"Come on, Lye. Your winter coat fell out a week ago."
>She snorts, trying to wiggle out of your grasp.
>"M-maybe I can cut back on the oat shakes, or get those fat free ones." She succeeds in slipping out of your hold, sliding off your lap to the ground. "They’re soooo good though, 'Non."
"Nahh, I'm just teasing, you little oat thief."
>"It was one time!"


 Anonymous 04/25/20(Sat)15:29:57 No.35245304
"Hey guys, Sorry I'm late!"
>"Sup, Bon."
>"Hey Bonnie!"
>You'd been watching their interaction, of course.
>Readying yourself to step in and buck the human if you needed to.
>He doesn't seem very hostile, but he is a big predator that just called your best friend plump and proceeded to grab her.
>It seems alright though, you've seen other predators engage in that kind of playful behavior with each other too when you were serving the crown.
>If he was actually hostile, he could do a lot of damage.
>Still, just to be sure, you trot over to the human warily and sniff at his pant leg.
>He seems to take that as an invitation to reach over and pat your on the head too
>...Huhh. That's not too bad.
"It was twice, by the way. She took my oats too"
>Lyra whinnies. "That was supposed to be a secret Bonnie!"
"Sorry Lyra. Just trying to protect our pantries."
>"Doing the lord's work, Bon." The human snorts, continuing to pat your head.
>You push up against his hand in response.
>...What lord?


Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2020 13:03:46 No.35411635
>Be Anon.
>These horses have made a little social outing out of the whole grazing thing.
>Bon seems way more relaxed around you since yesterday.
>This time Lyra lets you hold her, while you feed her some carrots you brought along.
>One of Lyra's little pals from Canterlot is over too, laughing up a storm as you and Bon rat her out.
>"That sounds like the Lyra I know, alright. She used to get her head stuck in oat jars all the time when she was a foal."
>Lyra, buries her snout into the crook of your arm out of embarrassment.
"You've been friends with Lye for that long?"
>The mare's face drops, a blush showing through her baby flue fur.
>"Lyra, you didn't tell me your coltfriend was this flattering."
>"Contfirend?"
"Coltfriend?"
>Bon chuckles, turning toward you, "That's Lyra's mother, Anon."
"You fucking what?"
>"Yeah, 'Non, can't you see the resemblance?"
>You run your hand through your hair, taking in the older mare's features.
>...
>Yeah, they all look like they're the same age from where you're sitting and the colors always throw you off.
"Sure, I guess. Kind of- hey!"
>Looking down in your short pocket, you find all of your extra carrots missing.
"Come on, Lye. I was gonna feed other little horses too!"
>"All's fair with oats and carrots, 'Non"

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jun 2020 02:36:49 No.35402407
>"Quite the beautiful view, isn't it girls?" Colgate said, looking up at the gorgeous orange and pink evening sky
>"Oh come on, really? The sky? Is that the best you could do?" Twinkleshine snarked
>She rolled her eyes as she noisily slurped down her smoothie
>"Well hey, I'm sorry for wanting to get some kind of coversation going!" Colgate shot back, faux offense barely concealing playful mirth
>"Oh please, who would ever want to talk to /you/ of all ponies!" Twinkleshine snipped, the corner of her mouth twisted up in a slight grin
>"I like talking to Colgate!" Lemon Hearts said, eyebrows furrowed
>"You know, by harrasing her you /are/ still talking to her," Moondancer said, one eye peering out from her ancient tome
>Twinkleshine looked between Lemon Hearts and Moondancer before letting out a disguisted sigh and slumping over on the table
>"You two know exactly how to suck the fun out of a conversation. Seriously, if ruining fun was an art form, you two would be famous all across Equestria!"
>Colgate just looked to Twinkleshine and shrugged
>In the ensuing silence, the only thing that could be heard was the sound of somepony blowing bubbles into their drink
>Colgate looked over to Lyra, the only mare yet to speak up
>Lyra was slumped over onto the table, idly blowing bubbles into her oatshake
>Her eyes idly watched the bubbles grow and pop, mind clearly somewhere else
>"You alright there, Lyra?"
>The bubble-blowing paused
>"Yes and no"
>Colgate raised an eyebrow
>"Being cryptic are we?"
>No response, aside from some light slurping
>Colgate sighed "Well, if you don't-"
>"It's just..." Lyra interrupted, spitting out her straw, "the sun's pretty much set, and we'll all have to go our seperate ways for the night, and..."
>Lyra looked to the side, rubbing her shoulder
>"I don't like being alone," she muttered

>Twinkleshine giggled
>"Sounds like Little Miss Mint here needs a coltfriend"
>She leaned over, eyebrow raised
>"Someone to keep her company on these long, cold nights"
>Lyra rolled her eyes as small frustrated grumbles leaked out
>"Colts are complicated."
>She looked towards Twinkleshine
>"I think that what I need is something more like..."
>She trailed off, her eyes going wide as she spotted something over Twinkleshine's shoulder
>Colgate turned around, trying to catch a glimpse of what Lyra saw
>Nothing out of the ordinary really, just a particularily empty street corner
>With the exception of a lone bat pony turning the corner, a basket of mangoes in it's mouth
>Little bit early for them to be out, but pretty normal aside from that
>"...a pet" Lyra finished
>She jolted up, eyes wide
>"And I know exactly how I'm going to get one!"
>She struck a heroic pose, hoof raised in the air as a gust of wind twirled her mane
>Colgate looked to Twinkleshine
>Twinkleshine looked to Colgate
>Lyra looked off into the setting sun
>Moondancer looked at the next page of her book
>Lemon Hearts looked confused

Anonymous Tue 02 Jun 2020 03:52:34 No.35402547
>"I'm telling you Lyra, this is a terrible idea! What if you get caught and thrown in the dungeon!" Colgate pleaded, the cold night air sending shivers down her spine
>She let out a small huff as she pulled Twinkleshine up onto the thatch roof next to her
>"Getting caught is part of the plan silly! How else am I going to lure one of them back to my house?" Lyra said eyeing the castle walls and ever-so-slightly shaking her flank in barely-contained excitement
>"She's got a point there numbskull, did you even listen earlier when she explained the plan?" Twinkleshine snipped
>Lemon Hearts flew upwards, landing with a soft thud as she rolled across the roof
>Lemon Hearts spit out some straw, "we have a plan?"
>Colgate and Twinkleshine looked back, doing their best to supress laughter
>Moondancer sighed as she floated up to the roof and gently set herself down
>"Since you three seem to have forgotten, why don't we briefly go over it one more time?"
>Thatch roofing crinkled as the four mares all turned towards their fearless leader
>Who was currently telekinetically using a piece of thatch to pick her nose
>"I said, why don't we briefly go over it one more time, Lyra?"
>The mare jumped when she realized everyone was looking at her, the piece of thatch tumbling out of the air and bouncing onto the street below
>"Uhhhhhhhh, right! The plan!"
>Lyra slid over to Moondancer, wrapping a hoof around her shoulder
>"Moonie here is going to teleport me, Twinkleshine, and Colgate in. You know, since she's the most powerful out of all of us here. She'll warp us back out as well once she gets the signal"
>Moondancer telekinetically grabbed Lyra's hoof and unwrapped it from her shoulder, taking a few steps to the side
>"And how will I know what the signal is?"
>"Oh, you'll know"
>"That's not very-"
>"Collie and Twinkles!" Lyra wrapped her hooves around their shoulders as she cut off Moondancer, "our job will be to find the perfect pet. Remember, the fuzzier the better!"

>"You got it boss!" Twinkleshine said with a salute
>Colgate raised an eyebrow at her
>Twinkleshine grinned, "Oh don't you worry, I'm just saving all my ammunition for later when this whole thing blows up in our faces"
>Colgate sighed, turning to Lyra
>"So how are we going to-"
>Lyra was already wildly gesticulating at Lemon Hearts, trying to communicate... something
>Colgate stared for a second before she gave up trying to decipher exactly what the minty menace was tryng to say
>"So how are we supposed to make it in and out, avoid all the guards except for one, capture them without alerting the others, and make it back out?"
>Twinkleshine's ears twitched, then she shrugged
>"Only Celestia knows. Well, and Lyra. No one can decipher that mare's massive intellect"
>"So why are we even here again?"
>She looked around conspiratorially, double and triple checking that none of the other three mares were listening
>Twinkleshine wrapped her hooves around Colgate's shoulder, leaning in close
>Her muzzle pressed up against Colgate's ear, close enough that she could feel her breath tickle it
>Twinkleshine inhaled
>"Because it'll be fun, you numbskull"
>Her tongue dug into Colgate's ear, leaving saliva dribbling down
>Colgate jerked, pushing Twinkleshine away with an 'eugh'
>She landed on the thatch with a soft poof, giggling under her breath
>Colgate looked back to the other three mares
>Moondancer looked bored, like she didn't even know why she was here either
>Lyra looked like she was already savoring victory, lost in a daydream about snuggling into a botpony's chest most likely
>Lemon Hearts looked confused
>Colgate buried her head in her hooves
>"We're all going into the dungeon for this"