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Fuck you Mobility
Hey, it’s Tyler again and as the moaning bitch that I am I like to complain about shit others love… Like, mobility in overwatch right now. Now now children I’m not complaining for the sake of complaining no I’m complaining for the sake of getting subs and views of course and I’m too poor to buy them so I resort to having edgy opinions on the internet. So, if you play overwatch competitive you will probably notice a huge spike in dive comps over the last quarter of the season because of course if the professionals do it than its definitely a strat you should do you no skill bronze Symmetra main who has 1 hour on Ana and Mercy combined who bitches on about teammates not switching from their mains and blaming that on your low rank should 100% try to copy pros. Let’s not get off topic, dive comps are now a thing all the way from bronze to top 500 which usually consist of a Winston, d.va, Genji, Tracer, Lucio and mercy. Now my issues with this lie into two categories the selfish I want the game to be played my way sub section and the stopping kids running with scissors department.
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Ok so now I’m going to give you my selfish argument. I liked the triple tank meta it made the game more tactical, more mental which is where my strengths as a player lie. I can co-ordinate a team to victory if they will get in voice comms and listen, I can be a shot caller, believe it or not I like talking about shit I mean this channel should be example enough of how much I like to open and close the orifice in my face, the expulsion of gas is one of my many talents and if you really want to know how good I am with my mouth just ask your girlfriend. In this dive comp players with no brains for poisoning or strategy just climb up the ladder because they know how to point and click at a head hitbox. No matter how many videos I watch no matter how hard I try to come up with new and improved tactics the player who spent 300 hours in the practise range and on aim maps is cs: go will beat me in a comp game. This is my issue I’m not good at aiming and have no intension to play on aim maps for 300 hours so I will just have to wait for a meta with more than the just the accuracy of your wrist comes into play. Ask any Gm player about the importance of your wrist or your girlfriend might be able to as well and they’ll tell you it’s possibly the most important things you can learn. The Genji and tracer of a team at my rank are usually… well how do I put this… FUCKING SHIT! You would think that Genji and tracer would counter Reinhardt and Ana and the such but most of the time the tracer will use her recoil way to quickly and Genji will pussy out at 198 health call that he requires healing and reflect away. So a meta that rewards skill attempting to be played by a player with no skill is like a that blind kid playing American football [INSERT CLIP] and that’s what leads into the third part.
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