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- >be fluttershy
- >on your way to Tree Hugger's house for a party
- >walking through ponyville, you notice something strange
- >The closer she got to Tree Hugger's house, the more ponies seemed "calmer"
- >When you get to her house, you notice a funny smell in the air
- >all her windows are open
- >pinkie pie is snooping around, smelling the air and the ground
- >"FLUTTERSHY! Do you smell that? I've never smelled it before."
- "Yeah Pinkie, I've never smelled it before either. What do you think it is?"
- >"I bet it's those brownies she makes. She always makes a bunch but never wants me to sell them at the shop."
- Suddenly, a voice calls from behind you
- >"It's because shes a commie."
- >A shadow is cast over you and pinkie as he approaches you
- >it was a tall lanky figure with black and white covering its pale skin.
- >Anonymous
- >"Looks like I got her just in time to stop her evil deeds."
- >He takes off his jacket and rolls up his shirt sleeves
- >"Come on Ponko Regan, let's tear down this wall."
- "Um, Anonymous, what's a commie?"
- >he stops just before he starts punching the house
- >"It's the official ideology of all dirty hippies like her back on earth. They share instead of selling. It's disgusting"
- "What's a hippie?"
- >"Someone who hates freedom and capitalism, THE LIFEBLOOD OF AMERICA!"
- >He was screaming at her house
- >what the hell is he even talking about
- "Um, Anonymous?"
- >he's still screeching about something called a constitution
- "ANONYMOUS!"
- >he stops parading around with pinkie
- >"what?"
- "Maybe we should just go inside and ask her?"
- >"Okie dokie loki"
- >Pinkie bounds inside while anonymous sulks behind her
- >a cloud of smoke billows out the open door
- >"Close the door; I'm hotboxing!
- >be Tree Hugger
- >The princess of Friendship just bought weed for the first time
- "Princess, it's tradition for us to share a spliff now."
- >it wasn't
- >you just want to see her high off her ass
- >"Oh, okay. That makes sense."
- >you take a nugget from her pouch and place it in the grinder
- "You want to grind it up nice and fine, pick out the seeds and stems"
- >you set the grinder aside and grab a cigarillo
- >Twilight is furiously taking notes on your every step
- "This is a 'black and mild'. Anonymous sells them. "
- >you unwrap the paper and set the tobacco aside
- >"What's that brown stuff"
- "Toasted tobacco leaves. Sometimes they're good to mix with the cannabis."
- >she scrunched her face in disgust
- >"don't worry, we won't do that today"
- >you finish rolling the weed in the rillo
- "Now I'm gonna put this in my mouth. I need you to come here and light it with your horn."
- >you take the blunt in your mouth
- >she gets close and lights it
- >you inhale
- >you kiss her
- >you force the smoke into her mouth
- >you lean back and smile
- "Breathe and hold"
- >she tries to suck in but starts coughing
- >you laugh
- "Sorry, Anonymous pulled that on me once and I've wanted to do it ever since."
- >she glares at you
- >"It tastes funny, but not in a bad way. Now can I please try it regularly?"
- "Certainly"
- >she floats it up to her lips
- "Pull the smoke into your mouth, then take the joint out and breath in normally."
- >the tip of the blunt glows bright as she pulls the smoke in
- >then she breathes in normally, avoiding a coughing fit
- "Now hold it in and count to 20"
- >this is gonna be good
- >she exhales everything and smiles
- >"that...was much more pleasant. How long does it take to kick in?"
- "Let's just keep smoking and worry about that later. Tell me about being a princess."
- >as the blunt slowly shrinks, you two discuss the ins and outs of your professions
- "I just think we could be doing more to protect the everfree forest. There's just soooo much in there."
- >"Yeah, but..."
- >she trails off and slumps down
- >kek
- >you take a look around and realize how smoky the house is.
- >were you trying to hotbox?
- >you are now
- >suddenly, a pink dog barges in followed by a human and Fluttershy
- "Close the door! I'm hotboxing."
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