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- You start an average day
- Boring in Every way
- Realize that your boss's a cock
- You go ahead and tell him to fuck off
- Next thing you know-
- You're losing your job
- Next thing you know-
- A boss with a broken jaw!
- You walk back home,
- Livin' all alone
- Streets are looking silent
- You need to release your violence
- You walk by a store,
- That's filled with gore ((Not Al-Gore though))
- You want to call the cops
- But they are fucking slops
- You grab a pipe wrench
- And guess what happens next?
- You grab a pipe wrench
- AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
- And you smash a freaks head,
- And you smash a freaks head
- Wide open.
- You run back to your home
- It's an infested fucking dome
- Crush 1 zombie or 2
- They fall down to the floor,
- You grab a 2-by-4
- Who wants some more?
- The blood and gore will pour,
- Who wants some more,
- Blood and gore,
- Pours down on the floor,
- Who want some mooooooooreeeeeee
- The army
- The zombies
- The survivors
- And the looters
- The science...
- Aliens, diversions, dimesnions,
- Portals, explosions, guns,
- Mutants, robots,
- And then some fun...
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