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Hankolijo

That old song I wrote

Jul 11th, 2014
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  1. You start an average day
  2. Boring in Every way
  3. Realize that your boss's a cock
  4. You go ahead and tell him to fuck off
  5.  
  6. Next thing you know-
  7. You're losing your job
  8. Next thing you know-
  9. A boss with a broken jaw!
  10.  
  11. You walk back home,
  12. Livin' all alone
  13. Streets are looking silent
  14. You need to release your violence
  15.  
  16. You walk by a store,
  17. That's filled with gore ((Not Al-Gore though))
  18. You want to call the cops
  19. But they are fucking slops
  20.  
  21. You grab a pipe wrench
  22. And guess what happens next?
  23. You grab a pipe wrench
  24. AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
  25.  
  26. And you smash a freaks head,
  27. And you smash a freaks head
  28. Wide open.
  29.  
  30.  
  31.  
  32. You run back to your home
  33. It's an infested fucking dome
  34. Crush 1 zombie or 2
  35. They fall down to the floor,
  36.  
  37. You grab a 2-by-4
  38. Who wants some more?
  39.  
  40. The blood and gore will pour,
  41. Who wants some more,
  42. Blood and gore,
  43. Pours down on the floor,
  44. Who want some mooooooooreeeeeee
  45.  
  46. The army
  47. The zombies
  48. The survivors
  49. And the looters
  50.  
  51. The science...
  52. Aliens, diversions, dimesnions,
  53. Portals, explosions, guns,
  54. Mutants, robots,
  55. And then some fun...
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