I opened with "I promise if he comes back in I'm banning him for this shit", to explain the first line.  When he came back in, I kicked him with a message of "FULFILLING MY PROMISE" or something.  Just to explain.

[INFO]	Query view for “Slaanesh” opened.
	<Slaanesh>	and what promise was that?
	===	Slaanesh <Slaanesh@sux-3F4E29DF.static.tpgi.com.au> “...”
	===	Slaanesh: attached to xen.thisisnotatrueending.com “sup/tg/”
	===	Slaanesh: idle for 1 second (on since Monday, May 23, 2011 8:41:26 AM)
	---	End of WHOIS information for Slaanesh.
	<Tim>	To ban you when you came back in.
	<Slaanesh>	Did you promise not to reverse it?/
	<Tim>	Yes
	<Tim>	I have to maintain my campaign promises to my constituents
	<Slaanesh>	You know, just putting it out there, Issyl is a bit of a dick, and him using you as a proxy to override Emo is also dickish
	<Tim>	Issyl is a true patriot, and I'm doing this on my own, in the name of these United States.
	<Slaanesh>	Funny that, I love the united states and what they stand for, prob more than many residents of that nation who have no idea what's going to happen when the gauze of pretence to liberty is finally ripped away
	<Tim>	If you don't want to be banned, stop being a faggot, and nobody cares
	<Tim>	<Blaxploitation> Tim
	<Tim>	<Blaxploitation> Tell Slaanesh that we only hate him because he's australian
	<Slaanesh>	If no-one cares, there are no faggots, you have to care before you label someone a faggot
	<Slaanesh>	sd;lfa;';l
	<Slaanesh>	BLAX??
	<Tim>	Nobody cares what you have to say, they still don't like you :D
	<Tim>	you've been permabanned for your shit before, so there's remarkably little sympathy
	<Slaanesh>	Ahahaha you are still a faggot
	<Slaanesh>	tell your friends
	<Slaanesh>	tell your parents first
	<Tim>	I smell butthurt
	<Slaanesh>	False alarm son
	<Slaanesh>	I will just catch LL while im at work and get unbanned, for like the 5th time
	<Tim>	Yes, go ahead, and you will be BANNED BY BLAXES
	<Slaanesh>	Did you think I developed a reputation on just one run?
	<Slaanesh>	Hahaha Blax unbanned me, idiot
	<Tim>	Oh lord, please, go on, tell us all about your MAGNIFICENT TROLL REPUTATION
	<Tim>	Yep, so we could re-ban you :D
	<Tim>	u mad because I'm stylin' on you?
	<Slaanesh>	Sure reban me. Ignore me, whatever. bear this while issyl is masterbating about how he has me on ignore. LL KEEPS UNBANNING ME
	<Slaanesh>	LL KEEPS UNBANNING ME
	<Slaanesh>	If I have to point out what that means, there's no hope for you
	<Tim>	It means he enjoys your butthurt. Welcome to LL. :D
	<Slaanesh>	sure you have somehow grasped the very essence of our lumanary depressive ahead of me
	<Tim>	I certainly have
	<Slaanesh>	Whooo, just checked chat, you got a nice cut and paste thing running there
	<Slaanesh>	Can I make it easier for you?
	<Slaanesh>	I suck cock
	<Slaanesh>	Hitler was right
	<Slaanesh>	I voted for Bush
	<Slaanesh>	come on, hurry up
	<Tim>	I'm going to get to it when it's convenient
	<Tim>	hold your horses. Also, the two-minutes-added-to-ban-per-post rule is still in effect
	<Slaanesh>	eh, I'm not holding anyone's horses. I logged in after a month's absence, got banned for no reason by some grudge holding admin, got unbanned, got some bootlicking juinior to ban me again. Well done, you carried forward a grudge you dont understand and upset Emo. medal of honor for you
	<Tim>	I should tell you now that I am literally nourished by tears.
	<Slaanesh>	I'm annoyed, but crying? I came back on a whim. It's been over an hour, This has been something I've been tabbing to.
	<Tim>	You're complaining in PM over being e-bullied
	<Tim>	This is like a Fox News special, down to the butthurt.
	<Slaanesh>	as if you ever watched an entire fox news special without calling your parents sexist, racist homophobes
	<Tim>	I'm honestly not sure what you're saying
	<Slaanesh>	Of course not because you are a mouthbreathing dickhead
	<Slaanesh>	If you are gunna copy paste everything we say, you should know to at least omit conversation about other admins
	<Slaanesh>	You have no decorum
	<Tim>	Cry harder :D
	<Tim>	CAN'T SHOW COMPLAINTS ABOUT ADMINS, OH NO
	<Slaanesh>	Keep laughinh
	<Slaanesh>	Oh LOOOOOOOOOK I misspelled
	<Tim>	I am laughing :D
	<Slaanesh>	cool you do that
	<Tim>	Ahahahaha did you seriously just claim I cherrypicked?
	<Tim>	Nice try
	<Slaanesh>	I bet you cherrypicked your way through life you insecure mother fucker
	<Tim>	Ahahahaha, so mad. You just tried to complain I cherrypicked and got fucking caught
	<Slaanesh>	O
	<Tim>	Your tears will not save you, you just got straight-up assraped
	<Slaanesh>	I'm not mad, you tit. I'm half pickled, playing around cause people are talking to me. If you ever have had normal human interaction you'd understand. Sure laugh at me the pavlovian dog, barking when you ring the bell, but you keep ringing the bell, motherfucker
	<Tim>	This is the most gratuitous display of butthurt babby tears I have ever seen, and I've seen #Exalted
	<Tim>	TOTALLY PLAYING AROUND HURRR
	<Tim>	You have been caught with your pants down and your dick in the shame-pie of faggotry
	<Slaanesh>	They call it fantasy for a reason, im' tappin dis keyboard in bemusment
	<Tim>	Then why you so mad?
	<Tim>	Mad and banned :D
	<Slaanesh>	Sorry to disappoint you, but A: I'm just in the middle on another little lord Fauntrey drug haze and B) I'd only get mad if LL disowned me.
	<Slaanesh>	In which case, you'd never hear from me again
	<Tim>	You're blaming the drugs. This is like butthurt bingo.
	<Tim>	WHERE IS MAI LL-SAMA
	<Tim>	Seriously, your tears are delicious
	<Slaanesh>	plural? I blame one drug, alchol, the one that made me think that interacting with you fucks would be a worthwhile expendature of my limited time on this fucking planet
	<Tim>	>drug haze
	<Tim>	>alcohol
	<Tim>	Get your story straight before you start wasting my time with crybaby excuses
	<Tim>	Boo hoo hoo
	<Slaanesh>	Well grats, you can spell that right, can you figure out why your father wont make eye contact with you?
	<Slaanesh>	Might be relatated to how you are a turd, the shit of the earth
	<Tim>	Oh man, I am just so injured, the salt from ALL YOUR TEARS is dehydrating me. :D
	<Slaanesh>	Oh look, the internet fight challenge
	<Tim>	Swing away. :D
	<Tim>	<Geremy-Tibbles> He's mad that he can't get in.
	<Tim>	<Geremy-Tibbles> But he doesn't want to get in
	<Tim>	<Geremy-Tibbles> SO TSUNDERE~
	<Slaanesh>	In your mother's basement there, let me not interupr your wanky visage of your DEVESTATING facebook comments SOOOOOOOooooo offending so many jocks
	<Slaanesh>	But i'm not going to fight you, son
	<Slaanesh>	I don't even know what you look like, or where you live
	<Slaanesh>	and I dont care to know
	<Slaanesh>	Who are you?
	<Slaanesh>	Are you five foot tall, or nine?
	<Slaanesh>	It doesnt matter, cause we will NEVER meet
	<Slaanesh>	Ever
	<Tim>	Now, besides your statement being disjointed, "wanky visage" and all, and my own, actual athleticism in school notwithstanding, your attempts to obfuscate your own butthurt in nonsense fail for one reason
	<Tim>	I'm the goddamn Tim
	<Tim>	I can smell your butthurt
	<Slaanesh>	You can sit safe in your mother's basement forever cause I will never, ever know what you look like
	<Tim>	If you don't want to get in to our secret clubhouse, why are you so mad? :D
	<Tim>	Oh no, I am so threatened by your faggoty internet threats.
	<Tim>	The horror, the unbridled woemisery
	<Slaanesh>	Lookin them replys, you actually fell into the trap of 'i am quite buff actually, i could take you' and combined that with 'YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHERE OUR BASEMENT LIES"
	<Tim>	You're resorting to e-threats over being banned for your faggotry. I am going to milk this lolcow until it is dry, which feels like never :D
	<Slaanesh>	Look kid, if you are under the age of 16, you actually might have a gift, but if otherwise please grow up
	<Slaanesh>	Wow I deliberatly avoided the e-threat aspect and you triggered it anyway, because that was the only thing you had
	<Tim>	You're actually using the age thing, remember what I said about butthurt bingo? Well, right now, I just won the free fucking toaster. :D
	<Slaanesh>	Off you go, go tell the channel that you beat me, go tell them whatever story you want=
	<Slaanesh>	We know that you are a fucking windbah
	<Tim>	You can feed me your tears all you want, because you are outside the clubhouse, and I am in, enjoying the cigars and brandy
	<Tim>	You tried to claim I was cherrypicking. Screenshots don't lie. :D
	<Tim>	So, you got banned, whined, tried to lie about it, and got caught.
	<Slaanesh>	and that you, cocksucker, are at best a moderate intelligence with friends willing to carry you
	<Slaanesh>	Hey tim, carry this one back to the chat, winner you are
	<Slaanesh>	Tell them how much time you spend alone
	<Slaanesh>	cause as you and I know, when YOU are ALONE
	<Slaanesh>	Then and only then can you be the smartest person in the room
	<Slaanesh>	EAT THAT YOU DUMB CUNT
	<Tim>	I am loling too hard to type
	<Slaanesh>	right im off for a ciggarette, look forward to sone dumb rejoiner to instantly dismiss on my return
	<Slaanesh>	nothing to say to that?
	<Slaanesh>	colour me suprised
	<Tim>	I've been pastebinning this, uguu
	<Tim>	hey, also, I nearly forgot
	<Slaanesh>	keep it up
	<Tim>	OH NO I FELL FOR YOUR CLEVER TRAP, ARE YOU GOING TO ATTACK MY LIFE POINTS?
	<Tim>	DID YOUR TRAP CARD ACTIVATE?
	<Tim>	WOE AND SORROW!
	<Slaanesh>	You are a child
	<Tim>	You are so mad
	<Slaanesh>	There is literally nothing I could say that would convince you otherwise, you're ego at this point demands that I either be mad or that you beleive that I am mad
	<Slaanesh>	Ok, I am mad
	<Slaanesh>	I am mad enough to satisfy your peers
	<Slaanesh>	Said he as he alt=tabbed betweem work and his irc
	<Slaanesh>	Ok im mad, Im so mad
	<Tim>	You're claiming you're in a drug haze, then alcohol, then at work.
	<Slaanesh>	I am so mad mad mad
	<Tim>	Yeah, I'm buying none of that :D
	<Tim>	Feel free to call it ego that you're alternately complaining that we're all big fat jerks, and that you're excluded from the clubhouse
	<Slaanesh>	Dickhead, tim, im sure these are interchangable terms for you
	<Slaanesh>	its 2 am in the morning
	<Tim>	AND it's apparently 2 AM
	<Tim>	Your tears are like ambrosia
	<Slaanesh>	yes i am futtzing around with work files
	<Slaanesh>	AND i am drunk
	<Slaanesh>	AND i am telling you that you are not funny
	<Slaanesh>	deal with it
	<Tim>	I am dealing with it by losing my shit laughing at you
	<Slaanesh>	You never scored a single hit, you can float off in your delusion or you can stop being a cock
	<Tim>	This is the best thing. You're jabbering incoherently and crying and kicking the tree because we pulled the ladder up
	<Tim>	and you can't get into the treehouse
	<Slaanesh>	All up to you, god forbid I tell you how to live
	<Tim>	You've exhausted every possible butthurt stereotype, and still haven't learned your lesson. I'll pray for you.
	<Slaanesh>	Hello Tim, perhaps we havent met. perchance you havent noticed i get into the treehouse every fucking time I please
	<Slaanesh>	Tim, its ok, its a private chat, you can admit you have exausted every sterotype you tried to cling to and still didnt pin me down
	<Slaanesh>	its ok Tim, fat losers from viginia lose keyboard fights all the time
	<Tim>	ahahaha what
	<Tim>	Go ahead, try getting into the treehouse
	<Tim>	I will ban you every time I see you
	<Tim>	until you get the message
	<Slaanesh>	Oh which one is it? You are not from virinia or you are not fat?
	<Tim>	and if I don't, someone else will :D
	<Slaanesh>	Go ahead, fatboy, ban me
	<Tim>	No, your whole drunken crying baby thing is just funny
	<Slaanesh>	Well lets see, I'm not crying, I dont even fucking know who you are
	<Tim>	Anything else I should add to the pastebin, or are you done?
	<Tim>	Ahahaha, all of this butthurt followed by I'M NOT CRYING
	<Tim>	:D
	<Slaanesh>	As for funny, I'm just bouncing bon mots off your completely unfunny potato ass
	<Tim>	Plenty of other people have gained humor from this conversation :D
	<Slaanesh>	Remember to take them with you when you become a comedy sensation
	<Tim>	Well, you're the one being snickered at, maybe you should try your hand at comedy?
	<Slaanesh>	I should try my hand at comedy, if you know anyone who's actually funny please let me know
	<Tim>	Well, once you dry your tears, maybe I will. Maybe you'll be let back in, there are other people waiting to ban you too :D
	<Slaanesh>	Please keep insisting I'm so upset that O
	<Tim>	When you stop providing evidence for it
	<Slaanesh>	You want evidence? Ok, just sat upright so I could type properly
	<Slaanesh>	please please please please let me in to your super special kiddie club so I can read about elf rape
	<Slaanesh>	Oh god I need it
	<Slaanesh>	I lied when I called you a dickless knob brasser, im sure that you are really very manly and not dickless at all
	<Tim>	you're unbanned
	<Tim>	NOPE
	<Tim>	REBANNED :D
	<Slaanesh>	I doubt it
	<Tim>	=-= Mode #suptg -b *!*Slaanesh@* by Arocalex
	<Tim>	:3
	<Tim>	=-= Mode #suptg +b *!*slaanesh@* by Arocalex
	<Tim>	:<
	<Slaanesh>	oh wow
	<Slaanesh>	You fucking tore the curtains of my pre-concetptions asunder with that one
	<Tim>	I do that
	<Slaanesh>	I dont even know who Arocalex is but I'm sure that his mother touched him up
	<Tim>	Yep, she fixed the dents, gave him some new paint, and redid the shocks
	<Slaanesh>	Whatever. You are some flotsom who's admin this month. I'll hear some entertaining story about whatever slapfight you got into that was your downfal next month
	<Slaanesh>	But I will remain.
	<Tim>	You didn't recognize an op who's been here for years
	<Tim>	Enjoy sitting outside the room~
	<Slaanesh>	I, as a rule, don't recognise cocksuckers
	<Tim>	Ahahaha, keep being butthurt
	<Slaanesh>	Well,
	<Tim>	Seriously, as is, this is basically fuel for justifying any ban on you ever
	<Slaanesh>	"tim"?
	<Slaanesh>	If you have been LL
	<Slaanesh>	LL
	<Slaanesh>	LL's little friend
	<Slaanesh>	For years and years
	<Slaanesh>	then grats, you just convinced me
	<Slaanesh>	I dont care to be here anymore, if this is what suptg aspires to be, if thats you, then bye
	<Slaanesh>	Im out
	<Slaanesh>	you
	<Slaanesh>	'win
	<Slaanesh>	Enjoy
	<Slaanesh>	PS suck my dick, id say that but i'm sure youd do a bad job
	<Slaanesh>	later
	<Tim>	so long, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out