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Harpy Harps At Old Bots

TearyHarpy
Mar 19th, 2019
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  1. The Dork Knight: hi here i am commenting on old school bots and i just realized this is as long as a godzilla movie
  2.  
  3. The Dork Knight: my life, sacrificed for bots
  4.  
  5. The Dork Knight: but first
  6.  
  7. The Dork Knight: time to open this fortune cookie
  8.  
  9. The Dork Knight: typoed as "fortuna cookie"
  10.  
  11. The Dork Knight: "you are bright and witty"
  12.  
  13. The Dork Knight: why is this cookie flattering me
  14.  
  15. The Dork Knight: i'm calling the cops
  16.  
  17. The Dork Knight: backlash? thats a funny way of spelling nightmare
  18.  
  19. The Dork Knight: "thats why you don't use bandaids to hold a machien together!"
  20.  
  21. The Dork Knight: but what if
  22.  
  23. The Dork Knight: they're
  24.  
  25. The Dork Knight: dino band aids
  26.  
  27. The Dork Knight: MEGA BUGGE
  28.  
  29. The Dork Knight: >driven by a 14 year old girl
  30.  
  31. The Dork Knight: ...*sniffle*
  32.  
  33. The Dork Knight: most important lesson: don't bring a pole to a spinnerfight
  34.  
  35. The Dork Knight: you'll lose
  36.  
  37. The Dork Knight: wait
  38.  
  39. The Dork Knight: you're telling me
  40.  
  41. The Dork Knight: backlash ISN'T nightmare?
  42.  
  43. The Dork Knight: WUT
  44.  
  45. The Dork Knight: "something sucks and its nightmare right now" goopy sheds a single tear
  46.  
  47. The Dork Knight: "YOU WANT SOME MOOOORE"
  48.  
  49. The Dork Knight: these guys.
  50.  
  51. The Dork Knight: who brought a yellow m & m to a bot fite
  52.  
  53. The Dork Knight: overhaul looks like a young NInja
  54.  
  55. The Dork Knight: overkill, rather, but after that match...
  56.  
  57. The Dork Knight: ITS THE ANGLE
  58.  
  59. The Dork Knight: why does that guy have a fez
  60.  
  61. The Dork Knight: DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
  62.  
  63. The Dork Knight: *tiny hammer donks bot*
  64.  
  65. The Dork Knight: minion just fuckin loses his saw
  66.  
  67. The Dork Knight: plz
  68.  
  69. The Dork Knight: and here comes the walker!
  70.  
  71. The Dork Knight: doodootdoo
  72.  
  73. The Dork Knight: also hi StCWR
  74.  
  75. The Dork Knight: that... looks more like a sonic cartoon name abbreviation than one for a bot.
  76.  
  77. The Dork Knight: well
  78.  
  79. The Dork Knight: that bot, yet again
  80.  
  81. The Dork Knight: proves taht it is
  82.  
  83. The Dork Knight: subject to change
  84.  
  85. The Dork Knight: without reason.
  86.  
  87. The Dork Knight: PRESSURE DROP FOR THE LOVEO F FUCK HE'S ALREADY DEAD
  88.  
  89. The Dork Knight: ...i feel like i've seen this before
  90.  
  91. The Dork Knight: DEJA VU
  92.  
  93. The Dork Knight: and thats when a certain battlebots bad boy got the first mark on his recor-
  94.  
  95. The Dork Knight: cat king has seen better days
  96.  
  97. The Dork Knight: ...i could
  98.  
  99. The Dork Knight: make a thousand and 1 jokes about shaft right now
  100.  
  101. The Dork Knight: he's really
  102.  
  103. The Dork Knight: workin it
  104.  
  105. The Dork Knight is booed out the chat by herself, herself, and her dog
  106.  
  107. The Dork Knight: "if you pound him enough it could hurt him"
  108.  
  109. The Dork Knight: excuse me for a second going to just purge the lewd
  110.  
  111. The Dork Knight: "he has a lot of leverage against the lightweight shaft"
  112.  
  113. The Dork Knight: i
  114.  
  115. The Dork Knight: i don't know what i'm doing with myself
  116.  
  117. The Dork Knight: LET GO OF THE SHAFT, CAT BOT
  118.  
  119. The Dork Knight: >tax vs vlad
  120.  
  121. The Dork Knight: ...
  122.  
  123. The Dork Knight: *tax
  124.  
  125. The Dork Knight: *TAZ
  126.  
  127. The Dork Knight: vlad hate taxes
  128.  
  129. The Dork Knight: "VLAD IS A BEAST AT 205 LBS"
  130.  
  131. The Dork Knight: oh geezus vlad what have you been eating
  132.  
  133. The Dork Knight: "he's really working that rear end"
  134.  
  135. The Dork Knight: harpy watches battlebots season 1: it's all lewd from here.
  136.  
  137.  
  138. The Dork Knight: "he's like the bee's head looking for flowers"
  139.  
  140. The Dork Knight: BEES?
  141.  
  142. The Dork Knight: i can't believe tazbot is dead
  143.  
  144. The Dork Knight: well crusher's hopes were
  145.  
  146. The Dork Knight: crushed
  147.  
  148. The Dork Knight: tfw you think your bud is helping you out but he just fucking
  149.  
  150. The Dork Knight: drops you
  151.  
  152. The Dork Knight: LEEK SPIN HAS GONE TOO FAR
  153.  
  154. The Dork Knight: yesirealizeleekspinisnttilllater
  155.  
  156. The Dork Knight: "that blade can spin 60 mph and you can do the math- i can't"
  157.  
  158. The Dork Knight: me when trying to describe enemy attacks
  159.  
  160. The Dork Knight: rip diesector
  161.  
  162. The Dork Knight: be a good driver
  163.  
  164. The Dork Knight: don't fucking bump into killsays
  165.  
  166. The Dork Knight: *killsaws
  167.  
  168. The Dork Knight: *KILL SAWS
  169.  
  170. The Dork Knight: why
  171.  
  172. The Dork Knight: cant either of these guys drive
  173.  
  174. The Dork Knight: plz.
  175.  
  176. The Dork Knight: "does he need an instruction manual?"
  177.  
  178. The Dork Knight: READ THE ENCLOSED INTRUCTION BOOK
  179.  
  180. The Dork Knight: tfw your tires deflate midmatch
  181.  
  182. The Dork Knight: LETS GET READY TO RUUUMBLEEEE
  183.  
  184. The Dork Knight: Shaft.
  185.  
  186. The Dork Knight: When you least expect it.
  187.  
  188. The Dork Knight: VOLTARC LEAVE BIO ALONE
  189.  
  190. The Dork Knight: dude fucking let him go
  191.  
  192. The Dork Knight: LET HIM GO
  193.  
  194. The Dork Knight: uuuuugh
  195.  
  196. The Dork Knight: i love you, mechadon.
  197.  
  198. The Dork Knight: you're stupid, but i lovey ou
  199.  
  200. The Dork Knight: bugggebot
  201.  
  202. The Dork Knight: b ut she's going up against the likes of ALPHA RAPTOR
  203.  
  204. The Dork Knight: rip bugge
  205.  
  206. The Dork Knight: "OH MAN WOODY THE WOODPECKERBOT PECKIN AW- HIS FUCKIN WEAPON FLEW OFF"
  207.  
  208. The Dork Knight: GUESS HE'LL DIE
  209.  
  210. The Dork Knight: hi pressure drop
  211.  
  212. The Dork Knight: again
  213.  
  214. The Dork Knight: stupid ass wedgesawbot
  215.  
  216. The Dork Knight: perish, wedgebots
  217.  
  218. The Dork Knight: grendel and minion
  219.  
  220. The Dork Knight: sounds like a team up for the ages
  221.  
  222. The Dork Knight: grendel manhandling minion like he owns the place
  223.  
  224. The Dork Knight: RIP grendel?
  225.  
  226. The Dork Knight: 50:51 is where i stopped, dnd is kinda starting so i can't focus on this
  227.  
  228. The Dork Knight: enjoy my stupidity while it lasts.
  229.  
  230. The Dork Knight: (it'll last.)
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