on *:TEXT:!dance:#: {
(%risk == 1) $nick dances on the tables in a drunken manner
(%risk == 2) $nick dances like he's a chicken
(%risk == 3)  $nick attempts to dance but falls flat on their face
(%risk == 4) $nick attempts to do "the worm", but ends up getting glass in his chest
(%risk == 5) $nick falls off the bar while trying to belly dance
(%risk == 6) $nick dozes off while he was supposed to be doing a boogy!

msg # $2  watches as $nick ($rand(%risk 1,6)
}