Angelic Staff of Impervious Phalanxes ***
Gold Scale Full Helm of Penetrating Stares
Anti-Invisibility Cape of the Subtle Investigator
Omni-Focal Spectacles of Perfect Vision
Obsidian Sphinx Figure of a Thousand Wings
Confusing Disguise of the Samurai Lumberjack Detective
Tear-Infused Blood Crystal of Weresouls
Scorching Tri-Feather Display of Fire
Oversized Collar Bell of Unlimited Stealth
Golden Scrolled Proclamation of Royal Inheritance
Beer Keg Cap of Reckless Overindulgence
Ichor-Filled Orb of Dragon Cat-nip
Long-Hooded Wizard's Robe of Sparkly Magic
Cheater-Detecting Glasses of Incredible Intuition
Timed Hydroglycerin Explosive of Misfortune
Finned Tassled Trident of Extreme Pokiness
Rainbow Keytar of Infinite Songs
Lightning-Imbued Signet Ring of Godly Power ***
Tornado Orb of Literally Having a Tornado Inside It
Overcomplicated Bow of Arrow Shooting
Rain Proof Whole Body Cloak of the Shadows ***

Darkened Bat-o-Tie of the Knight
Slobbering Devouring Sack of Lost Loot
Ace Jet Fighter Helmet of Extreme G-Forces
X-Ray Infrared Day-Vision Goggles of the Night
Laser Cut 12-Edged Flame Gem of Sacrifice and Rebirth
Frozen Frosty Pauldron With Optional Glove Component
Billion Year Old Amber Bust of the Forefather
Perfectly Flavorful Fuzzy Peach of Succulence
Bladed Angel Wings of Mortal Decapitation