Hey there!  Happy birthday!  I got you this.

You are so welcome.  You've really been like a brother to me since you married by baby sister *laughs*

*stops laughing*...What's wrong?
No, she didn't mention anything about a surprise....why?
She did what?  She didn't remember your birthday?
No, I'm sure she didn't...she couldn't have.  Not even a text?
I....I don't... well...do you where she is right now?

She's out with her friends?  On your birthday? *exasperated sigh*

I am so sorry.  No, of course you didn't do anything to deserve this.  She is...I can't believe how inconsiderate she is.

Have you called her?  Of course her phone is off.  I don't know what else I can say except that I'm sorry.

Please don't feel that way.  You have been a wonderful husband to her, and you've been such a great addition to our family.
You know what, I'm not going to let you spend your birthday night alone.  Yes, I'm serious.  There's no way you're going to be abandoned by both sisters.

I mean it.  There's no where else more important for me to be, than right here with you *big kiss sound*

Come on, at least open the present I gave you.  I want to see your face when you open it *laugh*
See, I knew it would make you smile!  I always knew you liked a good bottle of Scotch.

*hug* You are important.  And I will make sure she never does this again.  I kicked her ass when we were kids, and I'll do it again.

So what else do you want to do?  It's your birthday, so you get to choose what we do.

Don't be shy, tell me what you were planning on doing if my sister wasn't being horribly inconsiderate.

Ok...dinner...drinks...what else?
Oh....well...I mean... it's not strange to expect sex on your birthday.  Oh....it's been...eeesh that's a long time since you two.... I can see why you are really disappointed.

What?  Oh no...I'm not leaving you alone to just jack off by yourself.  That's no way to spend your special day.

Take it out.  *laughs*  Yes I'm serious.  I want to see what exactly what my sister is missing out on tonight.

Listen, she put her loyalty to her friends above her loyalty to you.  There's nothing wrong with just taking it out, if I tell you to.

Let me give you some motivation
*kissing sounds*

That's better.  Now, about that cock.

Mmmm...that's what's she's been neglecting?  Ok, I'm going to kick her ass twice.  Once for your birthday, and once for not appreciating that cock.  Why the fuck does she get that, and I don't?

I mean....I do have better boobs than her...don't you agree?  Here, let me give you a better view *takes off shirt*
*laughs* It definitely reacted to that.

Stroke it for me.  Yes, I want to see it at it's best.

Fuck.... it looks....really good....

Will it get harder if I take it all off?  *laugh* You're right, we'll have to see *gets naked*

*lustful groans and lip licking*

You know what....fuck it and fuck her, I'm going to give you the best present you'll ever have.

*sucking and slurping sounds. Add any dirty talk you want*

*out of breath* Don't cum yet.  It wouldn't be the best present ever if you didn't get to stick it in my pussy.

And you don't have to be gentle.  You can unleash all your disappointment and frustration on me.  In fact, the harder you fuck me, the harder I'm going to punish her.  And I'm on the pill, so you don't have to pull out.

*sex sounds.  Add any dirty talk you want*
*orgasm and creampie*

Holy shit....you weren't kidding about it being a long time....it's dripping out.  *laughs* No, I'm not complaining at all.  I just want to make sure you got the birthday present you wanted.

You know...my birthday isn't too far off.  Maybe she'll forget mine too, and I promise I won't be made if you re-gift this back to me *kissing sounds*