public static function tsuntsun() {
            $a = array('H-hey, ', 'D-');
            $b = array('don\'t get the wrong idea, ', 'don\'t get the wrong impression, ', 'don\'t be mistaken, ', 'don\'t be stupid, ');
            $c = array('it\'s not like I like you', 'I don\'t like you', 'it\'s not like I want to help you',
                'I\'m not trying to help you');
            $d = array('...', 'or anything...');
            $e = array('that function is just in my programming.', 'I just happened to have that data.', 'I was just looking that up for myself.',
                'I needed that data anyway.', 'I was just testing the function.');
            return $a[array_rand($a)]. $b[array_rand($b)]. $c[array_rand($c)]. $d[array_rand($d)]. $e[array_rand($e)];
        }