2021.01.02 Page 1133 - Cow and Roast Chicken

**Roan:** I- I was just runnin’ my mouth! It’s good to see you!

**Clovis:** Is it? I’m not sure I can say the same. I seem to recall ordering my men to simply _**watch**_ the estate. Tell me, is my memory wrong?

**Roan:** No… i-it was Sam’s idea! He got us cursed! I dunno where he went, but he’d tell ya—

**Clovis:** Ah! Yes, Sam. We already got him. He was in the fields out back.

**Roan:** You did? If he says it’s my fault, he’s a liar!

**Clovis:** Oh, he’s not very talkative at the moment…

**Clovis:** The boys had quite a laugh draggin’ him back to the rift. Honestly, I think it’s an improvement. At least as a dairy cow he’s finally contributing.

**Clovis:** Say, why weren’t _**you**_ changed?

**Brutus:** He was! Roan was a chicken!

**Roan:** _Brutus!_

**Brutus:** Until I tried to eat ‘em!

**Clovis:** Is that so? We’ll have to take good care of Sam.

**Roan:** Wait, you’re… not going to change him back?

**Clovis:** Why should I? It’s funny. Let him be stuck with udders from now on. See how _**he**_ likes it.

**Clovis:** As for you, it’s a shame you’re not a hen anymore. At least then you might’ve still been useful.

**Roan:** _**W-wait! Clovis —**_

**Roan:** _**AAAAAHH!**_

FWOOSH!

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