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- AUTOPSY REPORT
- PATIENT: MODE, DND
- CAUSE OF DEATH: A SUDDEN FRUITION OF RETARDATION, SWELLING OF GAYNESS
- TIME OF DEATH: 17:39,24-3-2017
- SUBMITTED BY WASHINGTON HOSPITAL, 389-1984
- RECORDED BY
- DOCTOR FERGUSON
- DOCTOR ADOLFI
- TRAINEE SMIKT
- SPONSORED BY AMAZON PRIME
- PATIENT INSURANCE BY MEDPLUS, SECTION 4.3.2994B UNDER ARTICLES OF HEALTH, 2008
- COVERAGE STATUS: NO COVERAGE
- FORMER COVERAGE: PATIENT PROTECTION AND AFFORDABLE CARE ACT
- PATIENT OCCUPATION: NULL
- FORMER LOCATION: A SIMULATION INSIDE OF A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY AND SELF WORTH
- RECOGNIZED LAW FIRM: ASSEX & FIRD.CO
- LISTED RELATIVES INCLUDE BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO
- - ONLINE MODE
- - AFK MODE
- - GOTTA GO FAST TiMOtHy
- - I like to dance
- - I lik eto siiIinnNnGgggG
- -kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
- FORMAL STATEMENT BY MODE FAMILY
- We are aware of DND's death, and are working towards a recovery. The dreadful news shook us to our core, but we shall happily feast among his remains and steal his live savings as well as play the kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. That will be all, we won't be taking any questions.
- COPY: 1982ANF8977AFLIUWD9772314FH8768FFHA
- DATE OF TRANSFER: 26-3-2017
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