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  1. AUTOPSY REPORT
  2. PATIENT: MODE, DND
  3. CAUSE OF DEATH: A SUDDEN FRUITION OF RETARDATION, SWELLING OF GAYNESS
  4. TIME OF DEATH: 17:39,24-3-2017
  5.  
  6. SUBMITTED BY WASHINGTON HOSPITAL, 389-1984
  7. RECORDED BY
  8. DOCTOR FERGUSON
  9. DOCTOR ADOLFI
  10. TRAINEE SMIKT
  11.  
  12. SPONSORED BY AMAZON PRIME
  13.  
  14. PATIENT INSURANCE BY MEDPLUS, SECTION 4.3.2994B UNDER ARTICLES OF HEALTH, 2008
  15. COVERAGE STATUS: NO COVERAGE
  16. FORMER COVERAGE: PATIENT PROTECTION AND AFFORDABLE CARE ACT
  17.  
  18. PATIENT OCCUPATION: NULL
  19. FORMER LOCATION: A SIMULATION INSIDE OF A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY AND SELF WORTH
  20. RECOGNIZED LAW FIRM: ASSEX & FIRD.CO
  21.  
  22. LISTED RELATIVES INCLUDE BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO
  23. - ONLINE MODE
  24. - AFK MODE
  25. - GOTTA GO FAST TiMOtHy
  26. - I like to dance
  27. - I lik eto siiIinnNnGgggG
  28. -kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  29.  
  30. FORMAL STATEMENT BY MODE FAMILY
  31.  
  32. We are aware of DND's death, and are working towards a recovery. The dreadful news shook us to our core, but we shall happily feast among his remains and steal his live savings as well as play the kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. That will be all, we won't be taking any questions.
  33.  
  34. COPY: 1982ANF8977AFLIUWD9772314FH8768FFHA
  35. DATE OF TRANSFER: 26-3-2017
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