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- - Magazine?
- - Good afternoon, everyone.
- 2
- 00:01:02,099 --> 00:01:04,693
- This is your captain speaking.
- Sorry for the delay.
- 3
- 00:01:04,769 --> 00:01:07,499
- It should be just a few more minutes.
- Thanks for your patience.
- 4
- 00:01:20,751 --> 00:01:23,686
- - Can I help you?
- - I don't know. Can you?
- 5
- 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:26,888
- May I help you?
- 6
- 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:29,356
- Yes. I would like to know
- why we're behind schedule.
- 7
- 00:01:29,626 --> 00:01:32,026
- It'll be just a few more minutes.
- Can I get you something to drink?
- 8
- 00:01:32,296 --> 00:01:34,730
- I don't know.
- Can you?
- 9
- 00:01:38,636 --> 00:01:40,570
- Right this way.
- 10
- 00:01:41,805 --> 00:01:43,739
- - Thanks.
- - You're welcome.
- 11
- 00:01:46,510 --> 00:01:49,377
- Hi. I'm Jennifer.
- 12
- 00:01:49,646 --> 00:01:51,671
- Wait until the last minute
- to pack?
- 13
- 00:01:51,748 --> 00:01:54,216
- Nope.
- Got my first period.
- 14
- 00:01:54,284 --> 00:01:58,118
- - Oh.
- - Good afternoon, everyone.
- This is your captain again.
- 15
- 00:01:58,188 --> 00:02:01,680
- We're making our way out to the runway
- and should be taking off shortly.
- 16
- 00:02:01,758 --> 00:02:05,626
- - Enjoy the flight.
- - Does it gross you out to know
- that I'm bleeding right now?
- 17
- 00:02:06,896 --> 00:02:08,296
- Why should it?
- It's just biology.
- 18
- 00:02:08,865 --> 00:02:11,834
- We could have sex right now,
- and I wouldn't even get pregnant.
- 19
- 00:02:13,903 --> 00:02:15,103
- Do you have orgasms?
- 20
- 00:02:15,539 --> 00:02:17,473
- I don't think that's
- any of your business.
- 21
- 00:02:17,541 --> 00:02:19,736
- Yeah, well, you're still young.
- What are you, ten?
- 22
- 00:02:19,810 --> 00:02:22,438
- - Twelve.
- - [Scoffs]
- 23
- 00:02:22,513 --> 00:02:25,744
- [Sighs]
- So, do you live in L.A. or New York?
- 24
- 00:02:25,816 --> 00:02:28,944
- - L.A.
- - Me too. My dad ran off
- with his secretary,
- 25
- 00:02:29,019 --> 00:02:30,953
- so my mom and I
- moved to California.
- 26
- 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:33,421
- Your parents
- still together?
- 27
- 00:02:33,457 --> 00:02:36,051
- - No. Yes!
- - What's that mean?
- 28
- 00:02:36,126 --> 00:02:38,060
- They're divorced,
- but they're getting back together.
- 29
- 00:02:38,128 --> 00:02:41,586
- - That's great.
- - Yeah, I have the whole thing planned out.
- 30
- 00:02:41,665 --> 00:02:43,599
- You're gettin' em
- back together?
- 31
- 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:45,601
- I've already talked to my father about it.
- When I get home,
- 32
- 00:02:45,669 --> 00:02:48,900
- I'm gonna explain to my mother
- how the divorce is ruining my life.
- 33
- 00:02:48,972 --> 00:02:53,409
- - Maybe they're not in love any more.
- - You have to work at love if
- you want it to last forever.
- 34
- 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:55,411
- - Who says love should last forever?
- - They're married.
- 35
- 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:58,209
- - They're divorced.
- - They shared vows.
- They made commitments.
- 36
- 00:02:58,282 --> 00:03:01,342
- They have responsibilities.
- Someone needs to remind 'em of that.
- 37
- 00:03:01,418 --> 00:03:05,184
- My mother says, "If love's broken,
- you just have to throw it out
- with the rest of the trash."
- 38
- 00:03:05,255 --> 00:03:08,520
- That's exactly what's wrong
- with grown-ups. They're lazy.
- 39
- 00:03:08,592 --> 00:03:10,685
- - You're an idiot.
- - Well, you're an idiot.
- 40
- 00:03:11,361 --> 00:03:13,295
- You're ugly.
- 41
- 00:03:14,164 --> 00:03:16,598
- [Airplane Engines Rev]
- 42
- 00:03:21,538 --> 00:03:23,768
- - Try breathing.
- - [Labored Breathing]
- 43
- 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,035
- Take a deep breath.
- It'll help you relax.
- 44
- 00:03:26,109 --> 00:03:28,907
- - I'm hot, not relaxed.
- - Oh.
- 45
- 00:03:28,979 --> 00:03:31,345
- This is just how I am.
- 46
- 00:03:31,415 --> 00:03:33,474
- One... two...
- 47
- 00:03:42,450 --> 00:03:44,450
- Twenty-two.
- Hut, hut, hut.
- 48
- 00:03:55,995 --> 00:03:56,995
- Halftime!
- 49
- 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:58,898
- And that's halftime,
- 50
- 00:03:59,034 --> 00:04:02,697
- with the Knights
- leading the Gophers 14-7.
- 51
- 00:04:03,371 --> 00:04:06,704
- It should come as no surprise
- that this year's homecoming king...
- 52
- 00:04:06,774 --> 00:04:10,676
- is tonight's star quarterback,
- Cameron Fitzgerald.
- 53
- 00:04:10,745 --> 00:04:12,345
- What good is a king
- without a queen?
- 54
- 00:04:12,514 --> 00:04:14,448
- So, let's give
- a royal Harding High cheer...
- 55
- 00:04:14,516 --> 00:04:18,543
- to this year's homecoming queen,
- Jennifer Burrows.
- 56
- 00:04:19,420 --> 00:04:21,547
- Bow down
- to my queen and king.
- 57
- 00:04:22,422 --> 00:04:24,890
- Jennifer Burrows?
- 58
- 00:04:24,958 --> 00:04:28,758
- Gopher, do you mock
- my queen?
- 59
- 00:04:28,829 --> 00:04:31,229
- - Huh?
- - I thinketh that you do.
- 60
- 00:04:31,666 --> 00:04:35,067
- And for that,
- you shall die!
- 61
- 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:02,495
- Run it over.
- Run the head over.
- 62
- 00:05:02,563 --> 00:05:04,827
- No! No, don't!
- 63
- 00:05:07,268 --> 00:05:09,498
- Aha! Yes!
- 64
- 00:05:10,370 --> 00:05:12,770
- - Are you all right?
- - My head.
- 65
- 00:05:13,675 --> 00:05:15,609
- You're gonna
- be okay.
- 66
- 00:05:15,877 --> 00:05:18,971
- No, my head.
- Where is it?
- 67
- 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,134
- Hey.
- 68
- 00:05:41,802 --> 00:05:43,269
- How's your head?
- 69
- 00:05:43,837 --> 00:05:47,466
- Oh, it...
- it's not so good.
- 70
- 00:05:47,541 --> 00:05:49,975
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- 71
- 00:05:52,479 --> 00:05:54,447
- You don't remember me,
- do you?
- 72
- 00:05:56,784 --> 00:05:59,514
- No. Should I?
- 73
- 00:05:59,586 --> 00:06:02,020
- No.
- 74
- 00:06:02,089 --> 00:06:04,649
- We were on a plane
- together once.
- 75
- 00:06:04,725 --> 00:06:08,559
- [Laughs]
- Oh, my God!
- 76
- 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:11,257
- Ryan?
- 77
- 00:06:11,332 --> 00:06:14,768
- - You're "Counting Ryan"?
- - Yeah.
- 78
- 00:06:14,835 --> 00:06:18,464
- Of course I remember you.
- Once a month I remember you.
- 79
- 00:06:18,539 --> 00:06:22,236
- I must have told that "period on
- the plane" story like a million times.
- 80
- 00:06:22,309 --> 00:06:24,277
- - Not me.
- - [Giggles]
- 81
- 00:06:24,345 --> 00:06:27,041
- You wanna go grab
- a coffee or something?
- 82
- 00:06:27,114 --> 00:06:30,345
- What about your boyfriend,
- the king?
- 83
- 00:06:30,417 --> 00:06:33,409
- Don't have a boyfriend.
- Hate commitments.
- 84
- 00:06:33,487 --> 00:06:37,787
- I figure, why limit yourself
- when there's a world
- of possibilities out there?
- 85
- 00:06:37,858 --> 00:06:41,521
- Well, maybe all those possibilities
- distract you from what you really want.
- 86
- 00:06:41,595 --> 00:06:43,529
- I mean, that's why
- I don't watch cable.
- 87
- 00:06:43,797 --> 00:06:47,289
- - What?
- - There's too many choices.
- 88
- 00:06:47,367 --> 00:06:49,665
- Lucky your school
- has a uniform.
- 89
- 00:06:49,936 --> 00:06:53,963
- You know, you might just wake up
- and have to pick out an outfit.
- 90
- 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:58,170
- And then with all those choices,
- you might end up walking
- out of your house naked.
- 91
- 00:06:58,245 --> 00:07:01,245
- - That's dumb.
- - Yeah, well, you're pretty dumb.
- 92
- 00:07:01,782 --> 00:07:02,782
- Don't call me dumb.
- 93
- 00:07:03,418 --> 00:07:07,081
- Why not? It's true.
- You are. You're dumb.
- 94
- 00:07:07,755 --> 00:07:09,950
- Dumb, dumb, dumb,
- dumb, dumb.
- 95
- 00:07:10,024 --> 00:07:12,390
- No...
- 96
- 00:07:12,459 --> 00:07:15,053
- - you're dumb!
- - [Laughs]
- 97
- 00:07:18,064 --> 00:07:21,464
- - Hey, so you wanna go?
- - No.
- 98
- 00:07:21,502 --> 00:07:26,030
- - Why not?
- - Because this... us...
- 99
- 00:07:27,106 --> 00:07:29,106
- - We don't click.
- - Since when?
- 100
- 00:07:29,244 --> 00:07:32,975
- Since now. Since right now.
- Does this feel like we're clicking?
- 101
- 00:07:33,647 --> 00:07:36,847
- I was only talking about
- going and getting a cup of coffee.
- 102
- 00:07:37,218 --> 00:07:39,243
- You know,
- maybe decaf for you.
- 103
- 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,748
- It just doesn't
- make sense to me.
- 104
- 00:07:43,623 --> 00:07:45,682
- Fine.
- 105
- 00:07:45,758 --> 00:07:48,056
- - Fine. Fine.
- - Fine.
- 106
- 00:08:10,684 --> 00:08:12,982
- - [Watch Beeps]
- - What-What time is it?
- 107
- 00:08:13,053 --> 00:08:15,053
- Time for me to leave
- for the airport.
- 108
- 00:08:15,422 --> 00:08:19,188
- That's impossible. I set
- my alarm exactly one minute
- before you have to leave.
- 109
- 00:08:19,459 --> 00:08:22,690
- I set mine three minutes before,
- just to be sure.
- 110
- 00:08:22,963 --> 00:08:26,421
- - I love you.
- - I love you.
- 111
- 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:29,094
- - Gopher boy?
- - What's wrong?
- 112
- 00:08:29,169 --> 00:08:31,169
- - Uh, nothing.
- - It is you.
- 113
- 00:08:31,505 --> 00:08:34,599
- I don't believe it.
- Are you going to school here?
- 114
- 00:08:34,675 --> 00:08:36,609
- Uh, yes.
- 115
- 00:08:37,945 --> 00:08:40,413
- Oh, uh, this is Betty.
- Betty, this is...
- 116
- 00:08:40,481 --> 00:08:43,473
- Jennifer.
- Hi. How you doing?
- 117
- 00:08:43,550 --> 00:08:45,916
- Gopher boy and I
- go way back.
- 118
- 00:08:45,986 --> 00:08:48,216
- Please stop
- calling me that.
- 119
- 00:08:48,288 --> 00:08:50,222
- Okay.
- 120
- 00:08:51,392 --> 00:08:53,952
- Well, um, I guess
- I should get going.
- 121
- 00:08:54,028 --> 00:08:56,553
- - It was good seeing you again.
- - Yeah.
- 122
- 00:08:56,630 --> 00:08:58,894
- Bye.
- 123
- 00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:02,499
- - Gopher boy?
- - It's a long story.
- 124
- 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:15,913
- Help! Is somebody there?
- 125
- 00:09:17,051 --> 00:09:19,019
- Hey, a little help
- here, please.
- 126
- 00:09:19,486 --> 00:09:22,512
- Somebody, hello?
- Open up!
- 127
- 00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:24,189
- Excuse me!
- 128
- 00:09:24,391 --> 00:09:26,723
- - Hello. Whoo!
- - Whoa!
- 129
- 00:09:29,696 --> 00:09:30,696
- Wow.
- 130
- 00:09:31,298 --> 00:09:33,630
- - Are you all right?
- - Oh, I'm fine.
- 131
- 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:37,329
- I am... I'm fine.
- You're Ryan, right?
- 132
- 00:09:37,404 --> 00:09:39,004
- - Yeah. Hey.
- - Hey!
- 133
- 00:09:39,773 --> 00:09:41,773
- I'm Hunter.
- Your roomie, Hunter.
- 134
- 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,675
- What were you doing
- in the trunk?
- 135
- 00:09:44,745 --> 00:09:48,875
- Right. Uh, well, um,
- well, I got to the room...
- 136
- 00:09:48,949 --> 00:09:53,443
- first, here, before you,
- and, uh, I thought that
- it would be, you know, funny...
- 137
- 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:57,388
- if, uh, if I popped out of the trunk
- and surprised you.
- 138
- 00:09:57,458 --> 00:10:00,291
- Surprise! And, uh,
- the rest is history.
- 139
- 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:06,096
- Wow, we haven't even known
- each other for 20 seconds
- and already we have a story.
- 140
- 00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:07,366
- This is gonna be great.
- 141
- 00:10:07,768 --> 00:10:09,702
- - So, uh, so how are you gonna tell it?
- - Uh...
- 142
- 00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:11,704
- - Tell what?
- - Our story. Oh, oh, I know.
- 143
- 00:10:11,772 --> 00:10:16,372
- I know. You'll probably say I was
- gasping for air and you saved my life.
- 144
- 00:10:16,477 --> 00:10:19,002
- - Well, I...
- - Actually, that's
- a great way to tell it.
- 145
- 00:10:19,079 --> 00:10:22,606
- Chicks love drama.
- You're good, man.
- 146
- 00:10:22,683 --> 00:10:25,117
- [Scoffs]
- Thanks.
- 147
- 00:10:25,185 --> 00:10:30,418
- Wow, really good. I'm gonna have
- a hard time keeping up with you.
- 148
- 00:10:30,491 --> 00:10:32,459
- Ha. Come here.
- 149
- 00:10:32,526 --> 00:10:34,426
- Oh, man!
- 150
- 00:10:34,495 --> 00:10:36,895
- [Sighs]
- Four years.
- 151
- 00:10:36,964 --> 00:10:39,296
- - Huh.
- - [Sighs]
- 152
- 00:10:45,773 --> 00:10:48,207
- #Yeah, I know a girl #
- 153
- 00:10:48,275 --> 00:10:53,440
- # Can't remember her name
- but I know what she wants #
- 154
- 00:10:53,514 --> 00:10:55,914
- # She wants to be
- everything #
- 155
- 00:10:55,983 --> 00:10:58,417
- So, is she your
- high-school sweetheart?
- 156
- 00:10:58,485 --> 00:11:00,685
- As a matter of fact,
- she is.
- 157
- 00:11:01,055 --> 00:11:04,513
- Good for you.
- Where is she going to school?
- 158
- 00:11:04,991 --> 00:11:05,991
- Seattle.
- 159
- 00:11:06,193 --> 00:11:08,127
- Oh, a long distance.
- 160
- 00:11:09,395 --> 00:11:11,395
- - So?
- - Good luck.
- 161
- 00:11:12,199 --> 00:11:15,259
- We don't need luck.
- We have a very strong relationship.
- 162
- 00:11:15,335 --> 00:11:18,270
- We weren't together over the summer,
- and everything was fine.
- 163
- 00:11:18,338 --> 00:11:20,966
- Mm. What was she gone,
- a month?
- 164
- 00:11:21,041 --> 00:11:22,975
- Six weeks, two days.
- 165
- 00:11:23,243 --> 00:11:24,643
- You visited
- back and forth...
- 166
- 00:11:24,645 --> 00:11:26,875
- maybe three times,
- called each other every night?
- 167
- 00:11:27,147 --> 00:11:29,747
- That's right.
- You have to put in the work.
- 168
- 00:11:29,983 --> 00:11:32,383
- I've seen it happen
- a hundred times.
- 169
- 00:11:32,486 --> 00:11:35,455
- Last year, every long-distance
- relationship in my dorm...
- 170
- 00:11:35,522 --> 00:11:37,683
- was over
- by the second semester.
- 171
- 00:11:37,758 --> 00:11:39,692
- - Wow.
- - Just keeping it real.
- 172
- 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,853
- Next in line, please.
- 173
- 00:11:41,929 --> 00:11:43,988
- So, where
- are you living?
- 174
- 00:11:44,064 --> 00:11:47,124
- - Herman Hall.
- - Oh, I can give you some tips.
- 175
- 00:11:47,201 --> 00:11:50,728
- - Do you live there?
- - No, no, but I do have friends there.
- 176
- 00:11:50,804 --> 00:11:52,897
- I live off-campus
- with my boyfriend.
- 177
- 00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:55,635
- - What? You have a boyfriend?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 178
- 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:58,509
- Who?
- 179
- 00:11:58,678 --> 00:12:01,478
- - Michael Winters. He's a musician.
- - Next in line.
- 180
- 00:12:01,615 --> 00:12:03,549
- He's great.
- 181
- 00:12:03,617 --> 00:12:06,017
- - You're living with one guy?
- - Yeah.
- 182
- 00:12:06,086 --> 00:12:09,214
- You've made a commitment that prohibits
- choices in the name of love?
- 183
- 00:12:09,289 --> 00:12:10,289
- Uh-huh.
- 184
- 00:12:10,891 --> 00:12:13,891
- Isn't it crazy what falling head
- over heels can do to a person?
- 185
- 00:12:14,261 --> 00:12:16,061
- - Next, please.
- - That's me.
- 186
- 00:12:16,297 --> 00:12:20,131
- # Yeah, I know a girl #
- 187
- 00:12:20,201 --> 00:12:22,135
- # All she wants is... #
- 188
- 00:12:24,738 --> 00:12:28,902
- I came as fast as I could.
- What happened?
- 189
- 00:12:29,575 --> 00:12:31,509
- He dumped me!
- Why?
- 190
- 00:12:32,179 --> 00:12:34,511
- Because he fell in love
- with somebody else.
- 191
- 00:12:34,582 --> 00:12:38,575
- - Oh, God. Who?
- - I don't know who, Amy,
- and I don't care who.
- 192
- 00:12:38,652 --> 00:12:40,586
- The point is,
- is that he dumped me.
- 193
- 00:12:40,654 --> 00:12:44,317
- Well, how did you find out? I mean,
- did you catch them or something?
- 194
- 00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:46,616
- Oh, God, in this bed?
- 195
- 00:12:46,693 --> 00:12:50,094
- No. Oh, God, no.
- 196
- 00:12:50,164 --> 00:12:52,098
- No, no, no,
- he just told me.
- 197
- 00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:54,657
- - He told you.
- - Yeah, we made that whole pact.
- 198
- 00:12:54,735 --> 00:12:57,499
- You know, that if you meet
- somebody else, you're gonna
- tell the other person.
- 199
- 00:12:57,771 --> 00:13:00,467
- Yeah, well, no one
- ever takes that pact seriously.
- 200
- 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:02,667
- I mean, you just say it
- to cover your own ass.
- 201
- 00:13:02,743 --> 00:13:05,473
- Yeah, well, I'm really lucky
- because my boyfriend,
- 202
- 00:13:05,545 --> 00:13:07,911
- he's really loyal
- to his pacts.
- 203
- 00:13:07,981 --> 00:13:10,347
- - Well, how did you find out?
- - At the club.
- 204
- 00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:12,351
- What, did he yell it
- over the music?
- 205
- 00:13:12,419 --> 00:13:16,412
- - No, no, no, it was the music.
- - No.
- 206
- 00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:19,186
- It was the same club
- where we first met.
- 207
- 00:13:19,259 --> 00:13:22,820
- It was the same club where
- we first decided to move in together.
- 208
- 00:13:22,896 --> 00:13:25,387
- It was the same stage
- where he first sang that song...
- 209
- 00:13:25,465 --> 00:13:27,831
- "Jennifer, Jennifer,
- this heart is made for two."
- 210
- 00:13:27,901 --> 00:13:31,598
- And I'm just sitting there watching him,
- and I'm thinking how much I love him,
- 211
- 00:13:31,672 --> 00:13:34,937
- and how I can't believe
- that I can love somebody that much.
- 212
- 00:13:35,008 --> 00:13:36,942
- And then he sang
- this brand-new song.
- 213
- 00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:38,610
- A little something called...
- 214
- 00:13:38,812 --> 00:13:40,746
- # Jennifer, Jennifer #
- 215
- 00:13:40,814 --> 00:13:43,749
- # You asked me
- to be true #
- 216
- 00:13:44,017 --> 00:13:46,577
- # What can I say #
- 217
- 00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:50,555
- # I found someone new
- Do-doopy-do-wah #
- 218
- 00:13:50,624 --> 00:13:53,354
- - # Jennifer, Jennifer #
- - That's horrible.
- 219
- 00:13:55,429 --> 00:13:57,363
- Actually,
- it was pretty catchy.
- 220
- 00:13:57,431 --> 00:14:00,923
- By the second chorus,
- everybody was singing along.
- 221
- 00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:04,266
- - What did you do?
- - Nothing.
- 222
- 00:14:04,538 --> 00:14:06,938
- I don't think I've ever
- felt this way before.
- 223
- 00:14:07,274 --> 00:14:12,074
- I'm a complete idiot.
- I mean, why didn't I just listen
- to my instincts, you know what I mean?
- 224
- 00:14:12,145 --> 00:14:14,945
- - Why didn't I listen?
- - Hey, well, look on the bright side.
- 225
- 00:14:15,015 --> 00:14:18,576
- I mean, now you get
- to move in with me.
- 226
- 00:14:18,652 --> 00:14:21,348
- Hey, oh, well, I know things look
- pretty horrible right now,
- 227
- 00:14:21,421 --> 00:14:23,412
- but, you know, it's just
- gonna take some time...
- 228
- 00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:25,790
- 'cause that's what my therapist
- keeps telling me.
- 229
- 00:14:25,892 --> 00:14:27,985
- To hell with your therapist,
- Ame, really,
- 230
- 00:14:28,061 --> 00:14:31,497
- because I just need
- to feel better... now!
- 231
- 00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:36,134
- Do-dooby-do, my ass.
- 232
- 00:14:38,271 --> 00:14:41,638
- It's tough out there, man.
- You don't know how lucky you are.
- 233
- 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:43,835
- - Betty and I broke up.
- - What?
- 234
- 00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:45,710
- You're kidding. When?
- 235
- 00:14:45,712 --> 00:14:48,203
- - A couple of days ago.
- - Why didn't you tell me?
- 236
- 00:14:48,282 --> 00:14:52,480
- I don't know. I guess
- it's just now kinda sinking in.
- 237
- 00:14:52,553 --> 00:14:54,487
- Well, this is
- great news.
- 238
- 00:14:54,555 --> 00:14:56,648
- - Now you and me can hit the circuit.
- - You and I.
- 239
- 00:14:56,723 --> 00:14:58,850
- - Right.
- - I don't think so.
- 240
- 00:14:59,126 --> 00:15:02,027
- Believe me,
- it's way easier with two of us.
- 241
- 00:15:02,095 --> 00:15:04,495
- You see, you pretend to be my idiot cousin
- in for the weekend.
- 242
- 00:15:04,698 --> 00:15:06,723
- All of a sudden,
- I'm sensitive.
- 243
- 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,400
- You get drunk,
- start coming on too strong,
- 244
- 00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:11,002
- I beat the shit out of you,
- I'm masculine.
- 245
- 00:15:12,671 --> 00:15:13,871
- I don't think
- I'm ready for that.
- 246
- 00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:16,500
- Well, we could trade off.
- You can hit me first if you want.
- 247
- 00:15:16,576 --> 00:15:19,306
- It was two days ago.
- I think I need a little time.
- 248
- 00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:21,313
- You're right.
- I'm sorry you're hurting.
- 249
- 00:15:21,381 --> 00:15:23,315
- So let's get drunk
- and go see some strippers.
- 250
- 00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:26,375
- - I'm not that hurt.
- - Shh. Please.
- 251
- 00:15:26,453 --> 00:15:29,547
- I'm fine. Breaking up was
- the right thing to do.
- 252
- 00:15:29,623 --> 00:15:32,558
- We were just...
- going in different directions.
- 253
- 00:15:33,426 --> 00:15:34,426
- Mm.
- 254
- 00:15:36,529 --> 00:15:38,463
- - Whoa, hit me.
- - No.
- 255
- 00:15:38,731 --> 00:15:39,931
- No, no, no.
- Come on. Do it.
- 256
- 00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:41,867
- - Hurry. Before she leaves.
- - Who?
- 257
- 00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:51,272
- - You know her?
- - kinda.
- 258
- 00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:53,608
- - Okay, then I'll hit you.
- - No.
- 259
- 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,605
- - Hey.
- - Hi.
- 260
- 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,083
- How you been?
- 261
- 00:15:58,285 --> 00:16:00,276
- Good. You?
- 262
- 00:16:00,353 --> 00:16:01,553
- Great.
- 263
- 00:16:02,355 --> 00:16:05,483
- - So, I see you're all settled in.
- - Yes.
- 264
- 00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:09,126
- - Did you get Fridays off?
- - Yes.
- 265
- 00:16:09,395 --> 00:16:11,795
- I got to get Friday nights off.
- 266
- 00:16:11,865 --> 00:16:13,958
- I'm sure you do.
- 267
- 00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:17,033
- Oh, uh, Jennifer,
- this is Hunter.
- 268
- 00:16:17,203 --> 00:16:19,501
- Hi.
- 269
- 00:16:20,674 --> 00:16:23,199
- Well, you know,
- I'd love to stick around,
- 270
- 00:16:23,276 --> 00:16:28,145
- but, uh, I have to go to the train
- station to pick up my cousin.
- 271
- 00:16:28,214 --> 00:16:30,580
- He's an idiot.
- My whole family is, actually.
- 272
- 00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,584
- Me too.
- 273
- 00:16:33,653 --> 00:16:36,816
- Yeah, me too.
- I'm an idiot.
- 274
- 00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:38,824
- I'll see ya.
- 275
- 00:16:41,661 --> 00:16:42,861
- I got dumped.
- 276
- 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,663
- - Hmm?
- - Yeah, music man.
- 277
- 00:16:44,665 --> 00:16:46,665
- Michael... dumped me.
- 278
- 00:16:47,634 --> 00:16:48,634
- Oh.
- 279
- 00:16:50,137 --> 00:16:52,071
- How's
- "long-distance Betty"?
- 280
- 00:16:52,939 --> 00:16:54,339
- I don't wanna talk
- about it.
- 281
- 00:16:54,341 --> 00:16:56,468
- But I just told you
- about my whole breakup.
- 282
- 00:16:56,743 --> 00:16:58,677
- Come on. I mean,
- it couldn't be worse.
- 283
- 00:16:58,745 --> 00:17:00,679
- Why? Why do you
- wanna know?
- 284
- 00:17:00,747 --> 00:17:02,977
- - Misery loves company.
- - No! Look,
- 285
- 00:17:03,049 --> 00:17:04,983
- you'll just find some way
- to use it against me.
- 286
- 00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:09,251
- Okay, okay, maybe I might
- have done that in the past,
- 287
- 00:17:09,256 --> 00:17:10,256
- but I've changed.
- 288
- 00:17:10,658 --> 00:17:13,559
- I have. I'm scarred now,
- and I look at life very differently.
- 289
- 00:17:17,097 --> 00:17:19,031
- Okay.
- 290
- 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,358
- - You were right.
- - It was the long-distance thing.
- 291
- 00:17:22,435 --> 00:17:24,460
- - Yes, but not for me.
- - I knew it.
- 292
- 00:17:24,537 --> 00:17:27,506
- I was fine with it.
- I would go there, she would come here.
- 293
- 00:17:27,574 --> 00:17:30,737
- If I told her I would call her at
- a certain time, no matter where I was...
- 294
- 00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:32,210
- - You would call.
- - I would call.
- 295
- 00:17:32,412 --> 00:17:34,346
- If I told her to call me
- at a certain time when I'd be home,
- 296
- 00:17:34,414 --> 00:17:36,348
- I would always be home.
- 297
- 00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:40,079
- I mean, I loved her, so none
- of that ever seemed like work to me.
- 298
- 00:17:40,153 --> 00:17:42,417
- But it did to her,
- right?
- 299
- 00:17:42,489 --> 00:17:45,049
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 300
- 00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:49,557
- This one weekend, I was down there,
- and we were kissing each other good-bye,
- 301
- 00:17:49,629 --> 00:17:52,359
- and her roommate came by
- with her boyfriend.
- 302
- 00:17:52,432 --> 00:17:55,128
- They were both carrying
- these bags of laundry,
- 303
- 00:17:55,201 --> 00:17:57,362
- and Betty
- just started crying.
- 304
- 00:17:57,437 --> 00:18:00,304
- I asked her, "What's wrong?"
- And she said...
- 305
- 00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:03,069
- "We never get to do
- our laundry together."
- 306
- 00:18:03,743 --> 00:18:07,143
- She was right. We never did get
- to do our laundry together,
- 307
- 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,280
- and that was it.
- 308
- 00:18:08,582 --> 00:18:11,107
- You broke up
- because of laundry?
- 309
- 00:18:12,185 --> 00:18:13,585
- I send mine out.
- 310
- 00:18:13,987 --> 00:18:18,587
- Not laundry, exactly. Just all
- the things that couples do together...
- 311
- 00:18:18,758 --> 00:18:20,358
- - that couples should do together.
- - Uh-huh.
- 312
- 00:18:20,627 --> 00:18:24,256
- We just didn't have the time anymore.
- She couldn't handle that.
- 313
- 00:18:24,531 --> 00:18:26,692
- - Why didn't you move there?
- - Scholarship.
- 314
- 00:18:26,967 --> 00:18:30,266
- - Well, she could have moved here.
- - Scholarship.
- 315
- 00:18:30,337 --> 00:18:32,862
- - Wow, so that was it?
- - Yeah.
- 316
- 00:18:32,939 --> 00:18:35,908
- - I mean, she needed something
- that I couldn't give her.
- - Oh, no.
- 317
- 00:18:35,976 --> 00:18:38,171
- There's a lot of other
- little things too.
- 318
- 00:18:38,244 --> 00:18:41,543
- I mean, too many differences
- make relationships impossible.
- 319
- 00:18:41,615 --> 00:18:44,516
- Michael and I didn't agree
- on anything... ever.
- 320
- 00:18:44,584 --> 00:18:48,714
- That's what I loved about it.
- We fought, shouted, had sex.
- 321
- 00:18:48,788 --> 00:18:51,188
- I mean,
- it's what I miss.
- 322
- 00:18:51,257 --> 00:18:53,191
- That doesn't sound like
- a very healthy relationship.
- 323
- 00:18:53,259 --> 00:18:55,259
- Yeah, but what do you know
- about healthy relationships?
- 324
- 00:18:55,462 --> 00:18:58,556
- - Excuse me?
- - I'm saying, who are you
- to judge my relationship?
- 325
- 00:18:58,632 --> 00:19:01,430
- - Well, see, I knew this was a mistake.
- - What?
- 326
- 00:19:01,501 --> 00:19:04,561
- I'm just saying that you were
- in an unhealthy relationship.
- 327
- 00:19:04,638 --> 00:19:07,971
- It's about having to like things
- all the time. It's about surprises.
- 328
- 00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:10,737
- Love is exciting
- and it's thrilling...
- 329
- 00:19:10,810 --> 00:19:13,506
- and it drives you so insane,
- you just think you're gonna explode.
- 330
- 00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:15,914
- It's the whole point.
- 331
- 00:19:16,382 --> 00:19:19,317
- Then I guess Michael
- didn't get the point.
- 332
- 00:19:19,385 --> 00:19:20,585
- Oh!
- 333
- 00:19:35,935 --> 00:19:39,135
- You've never been to her apartment?
- That is some weird shit.
- 334
- 00:19:39,305 --> 00:19:43,173
- No, it's not.
- [Scoffs]
- 335
- 00:19:43,243 --> 00:19:45,177
- She's just being careful.
- 336
- 00:19:45,245 --> 00:19:48,043
- See, there's no point
- introducing me into her world,
- 337
- 00:19:48,114 --> 00:19:50,105
- unless she feels secure
- in our relationship.
- 338
- 00:19:50,183 --> 00:19:52,651
- I admire that.
- 339
- 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:56,154
- What are you doing today?
- 340
- 00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:59,222
- I've got a scuba-diving
- class at 3:00.
- 341
- 00:20:00,293 --> 00:20:01,293
- Really.
- 342
- 00:20:03,196 --> 00:20:05,960
- No, that's a lie.
- I lied. I can't stop.
- 343
- 00:20:06,032 --> 00:20:10,799
- I'm lying about everything.
- It started so I can impress
- girls, and now I can't stop.
- 344
- 00:20:12,305 --> 00:20:15,305
- You know, you should really
- see someone about that.
- 345
- 00:20:15,408 --> 00:20:18,343
- - Yeah, I am.
- - No, you're not.
- 346
- 00:20:18,411 --> 00:20:21,574
- See? I can't stop.
- I can't.
- 347
- 00:20:21,648 --> 00:20:25,243
- Tell you what, the next time I catch you lying, I'll
- expose you for the fraud that you are.
- 348
- 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:27,518
- You wouldn't.
- 349
- 00:20:27,787 --> 00:20:31,416
- - I would.
- - You're not lying.
- 350
- 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:35,621
- - I'm not.
- - Huh.
- 351
- 00:20:36,095 --> 00:20:38,120
- What are you
- really doing today?
- 352
- 00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:39,397
- Dance class.
- 353
- 00:20:42,069 --> 00:20:45,004
- So, my therapist keeps telling me
- to expand my horizons.
- 354
- 00:20:45,472 --> 00:20:48,737
- But, with this guy, all I did
- was pretend to be someone I wasn't.
- 355
- 00:20:48,808 --> 00:20:50,935
- And I just can't handle it
- anymore, you know?
- 356
- 00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:53,069
- - That's why you're
- breaking up with him?
- - Yeah, I know,
- 357
- 00:20:53,146 --> 00:20:55,740
- but do you think
- I'm being too cowardly?
- 358
- 00:20:55,815 --> 00:20:58,943
- I mean, my therapist wants me to take
- more responsibility for my emotions,
- 359
- 00:20:59,018 --> 00:21:02,249
- but I just don't think this is
- the right time for that, you know?
- 360
- 00:21:02,322 --> 00:21:06,122
- It doesn't matter how you do it...
- phone, fax, E-mail, song.
- 361
- 00:21:06,192 --> 00:21:08,626
- It's all the same message...
- Adios, amigo.
- 362
- 00:21:08,695 --> 00:21:12,131
- Yeah, but you have to be
- nice about it.
- 363
- 00:21:12,198 --> 00:21:14,632
- Amy, are you breaking up
- with your boyfriend,
- 364
- 00:21:14,701 --> 00:21:16,101
- or am I breaking up
- with your boyfriend?
- 365
- 00:21:16,303 --> 00:21:18,237
- You know what? I wouldn't really
- call him my boyfriend.
- 366
- 00:21:18,305 --> 00:21:20,239
- I mean,
- I barely know the guy.
- 367
- 00:21:20,307 --> 00:21:22,832
- - So, don't worry about it.
- - Yeah, but he just seemed
- so sweet, you know?
- 368
- 00:21:23,109 --> 00:21:25,577
- - I don't wanna see him get hurt.
- - I know.
- 369
- 00:21:36,156 --> 00:21:38,181
- [Knocks On Door]
- 370
- 00:21:38,258 --> 00:21:40,192
- [Exhales Deeply]
- 371
- 00:21:42,596 --> 00:21:45,690
- - Hi.
- - Uh, hi.
- 372
- 00:21:45,765 --> 00:21:51,294
- - What are you doing here?
- - Well, I was coming to pick up Amy.
- 373
- 00:21:52,806 --> 00:21:56,742
- Oh. Ha. Interesting.
- 374
- 00:21:56,810 --> 00:22:00,712
- - What are you doing here?
- - I'm Amy's roommate.
- 375
- 00:22:03,416 --> 00:22:05,350
- Is she here?
- 376
- 00:22:05,418 --> 00:22:08,148
- We need to talk.
- 377
- 00:22:08,221 --> 00:22:11,190
- - We're not right together?
- - I'm just telling you what she told me.
- 378
- 00:22:11,257 --> 00:22:13,257
- I don't think you should
- take it personally.
- 379
- 00:22:13,393 --> 00:22:16,123
- Why do people say that?
- How could I not take it personally?
- 380
- 00:22:16,196 --> 00:22:19,063
- - It's me she doesn't like.
- - Okay, fine. Take it personally.
- 381
- 00:22:19,532 --> 00:22:22,797
- - Why didn't she tell me?
- - Because she didn't
- wanna hurt your feelings.
- 382
- 00:22:22,869 --> 00:22:25,838
- - And you did?
- - No, no. I didn't know it was you.
- 383
- 00:22:25,905 --> 00:22:29,105
- I mean, I knew it was a Ryan,
- but I didn't know it was you Ryan.
- 384
- 00:22:29,275 --> 00:22:32,073
- - Well, this... sucks!
- - [Speaking Latin]
- 385
- 00:22:32,145 --> 00:22:34,739
- - What?
- - It's Latin for
- "Don't kill the messenger."
- 386
- 00:22:35,214 --> 00:22:37,978
- You know what?
- You're having too much fun with this.
- 387
- 00:22:38,051 --> 00:22:41,418
- - I'm trying not to.
- - Try harder.
- 388
- 00:22:46,959 --> 00:22:48,159
- Look. It's not funny.
- 389
- 00:22:48,161 --> 00:22:50,595
- Oh, no, no, I'm not laughing at you.
- I'm laughing at them.
- 390
- 00:22:50,664 --> 00:22:53,394
- You see, chicks, they love making guys
- jump through hoops.
- 391
- 00:22:53,466 --> 00:22:55,400
- This isn't a hoop.
- She broke up with me.
- 392
- 00:22:55,468 --> 00:22:59,905
- No, it's a test. See, she's testing you
- to see how much you really want her.
- 393
- 00:22:59,973 --> 00:23:01,907
- - You think?
- - I know.
- 394
- 00:23:01,975 --> 00:23:04,443
- Look. You've got...
- You've got to swim across the moat,
- 395
- 00:23:04,511 --> 00:23:06,741
- bust down the castle door,
- slay the dragon...
- 396
- 00:23:06,813 --> 00:23:10,613
- and that's... that's not a euphemism...
- and sweep her off her feet.
- 397
- 00:23:10,684 --> 00:23:13,175
- - You're right.
- You're absolutely right.
- - Of course I am.
- 398
- 00:23:13,253 --> 00:23:15,847
- - We were great together.
- I even made a chart.
- - Sure you did.
- 399
- 00:23:15,922 --> 00:23:17,856
- It proved how perfect
- we were together.
- 400
- 00:23:17,924 --> 00:23:20,484
- - Now all I have to do
- is prove it to Amy.
- - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 401
- 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:24,428
- - What?
- - You've gotta do more
- than show her pie graphs.
- 402
- 00:23:24,497 --> 00:23:27,057
- You gotta weep... openly.
- 403
- 00:23:27,133 --> 00:23:29,101
- Yeah, you shoulda
- quit while you were ahead.
- 404
- 00:23:29,169 --> 00:23:31,933
- Squeeze the lids. Turn on
- the sprinklers. You need the tears.
- 405
- 00:23:32,005 --> 00:23:37,341
- The tears of-of a man who
- can't breathe another second
- without the love of his life.
- 406
- 00:23:37,410 --> 00:23:41,073
- Hold on.
- I got just the thing.
- 407
- 00:23:41,147 --> 00:23:43,081
- - Here.
- - What's this?
- 408
- 00:23:43,149 --> 00:23:45,515
- Icy Balm.
- A little dab under your eyes,
- 409
- 00:23:45,585 --> 00:23:47,815
- you'll be sobbing
- like a Miss America.
- 410
- 00:23:47,887 --> 00:23:49,912
- Oh, wish me luck.
- 411
- 00:23:49,989 --> 00:23:52,822
- Today, I learned
- second position.
- 412
- 00:23:52,892 --> 00:23:55,087
- Ladies! Yo!
- 413
- 00:24:01,367 --> 00:24:04,700
- Did you know that they rearranged
- all the desks in the library?
- 414
- 00:24:04,771 --> 00:24:08,366
- - No.
- - Yeah, it's completely different.
- 415
- 00:24:08,441 --> 00:24:10,773
- I spent two hours
- trying to find my desk.
- 416
- 00:24:10,844 --> 00:24:12,778
- And if it wasn't
- for the Diet Coke stain,
- 417
- 00:24:12,846 --> 00:24:14,780
- I wouldn't have
- found it at all.
- 418
- 00:24:14,848 --> 00:24:17,214
- Would you wanna know where they put it?
- On the third floor.
- 419
- 00:24:17,283 --> 00:24:20,810
- Not the second, not even the fourth,
- the third. Third.
- 420
- 00:24:20,887 --> 00:24:21,887
- Number three.
- 421
- 00:24:22,789 --> 00:24:26,247
- - And that would be a bad thing.
- - Please. It's a disaster.
- 422
- 00:24:29,696 --> 00:24:33,097
- - You wanna hear how your breakup went?
- - I totally forgot.
- 423
- 00:24:33,166 --> 00:24:35,396
- Was it horrible?
- Do you think we can still be friends?
- 424
- 00:24:35,468 --> 00:24:37,834
- I don't know.
- He seemed pretty shook up.
- 425
- 00:24:37,904 --> 00:24:40,099
- - Oh, poor guy.
- - You wanna hear the weird part?
- 426
- 00:24:40,173 --> 00:24:42,038
- - I kinda know him.
- - You do?
- 427
- 00:24:42,108 --> 00:24:44,042
- Yeah, we like run into each other
- once in a while.
- 428
- 00:24:44,110 --> 00:24:46,442
- Well, do you think I did the right thing
- in having you break up with him?
- 429
- 00:24:46,512 --> 00:24:50,039
- - I don't know.
- - I do. It was just putting...
- 430
- 00:24:50,116 --> 00:24:53,677
- - It was putting
- too much pressure on me.
- - Yeah, I can see that.
- 431
- 00:24:53,753 --> 00:24:56,017
- On the other hand,
- maybe that's what I need.
- 432
- 00:24:56,089 --> 00:24:58,057
- - [Doorbell Rings]
- - What if that's him?
- 433
- 00:25:18,478 --> 00:25:21,470
- [Screaming,
- Gasping]
- 434
- 00:25:21,547 --> 00:25:25,142
- Oh, my God, you're crying.
- He's crying.
- 435
- 00:25:25,218 --> 00:25:27,584
- Why are you doing this to me?
- It's over.
- 436
- 00:25:27,653 --> 00:25:30,087
- Do you understand me?
- O-ver.
- 437
- 00:25:30,156 --> 00:25:32,386
- - [Screams]
- - Ryan!
- 438
- 00:25:32,458 --> 00:25:35,916
- Ryan, it's not so bad.
- People break up all the time.
- 439
- 00:25:35,995 --> 00:25:38,088
- I can't see!
- 440
- 00:25:39,265 --> 00:25:41,199
- I think I'm blind!
- 441
- 00:25:48,808 --> 00:25:51,106
- Nice patch.
- 442
- 00:25:51,177 --> 00:25:53,611
- Thanks.
- You didn't have to wait.
- 443
- 00:25:53,679 --> 00:25:58,139
- I'm not waiting.
- Can't a girl enjoy a lollipop in
- the middle of the afternoon...
- 444
- 00:25:58,217 --> 00:26:01,015
- in front of
- the free health center?
- 445
- 00:26:02,287 --> 00:26:03,487
- Oh.
- 446
- 00:26:04,389 --> 00:26:08,389
- Who also feels maybe
- a little bit responsible.
- 447
- 00:26:08,895 --> 00:26:10,295
- You didn't do anything.
- 448
- 00:26:10,530 --> 00:26:13,158
- Yeah, well, I mean,
- I didn't put the Icy Balm in your eye,
- 449
- 00:26:13,233 --> 00:26:15,758
- but I did break up
- with you, remember?
- 450
- 00:26:16,435 --> 00:26:17,435
- Yeah.
- 451
- 00:26:20,707 --> 00:26:23,107
- - Where are you going?
- - For a walk.
- 452
- 00:26:23,176 --> 00:26:26,009
- Try to forget
- today ever happened.
- 453
- 00:26:26,079 --> 00:26:29,378
- - Can I come?
- - What for?
- 454
- 00:26:29,449 --> 00:26:33,249
- Can't a girl enjoy a walk in the middle
- of the afternoon with her ex-boyfriend?
- 455
- 00:26:33,319 --> 00:26:36,846
- Will the girl continue to refer
- to herself in the third person?
- 456
- 00:26:36,923 --> 00:26:38,857
- Did Ryan Walker
- just make a joke?
- 457
- 00:26:38,925 --> 00:26:41,018
- I don't know.
- Let me ask him.
- 458
- 00:26:41,094 --> 00:26:44,257
- Wow. You know, you're pretty funny
- when you're depressed.
- 459
- 00:26:44,330 --> 00:26:47,561
- - Well, get ready for comedy.
- - Another one.
- 460
- 00:26:47,634 --> 00:26:49,568
- Yeah, a few more and I'll have
- to take you back to the clinic...
- 461
- 00:26:49,636 --> 00:26:52,298
- so they can fix up your busted gut.
- [Chuckles]
- 462
- 00:26:52,372 --> 00:26:54,567
- - You lost it.
- - Not funny?
- 463
- 00:26:54,641 --> 00:26:57,075
- Let's put it this way,
- any more of those,
- 464
- 00:26:57,143 --> 00:26:59,976
- and I'm gonna have to
- break up with you again.
- 465
- 00:27:02,982 --> 00:27:06,213
- # # [Bongo Drums]
- 466
- 00:27:07,287 --> 00:27:10,848
- [Teacher Yelling Instructions]
- 467
- 00:27:10,924 --> 00:27:14,360
- Seven... eight.
- 468
- 00:27:14,427 --> 00:27:16,361
- Hey.
- How's it going?
- 469
- 00:27:16,429 --> 00:27:19,296
- Get ready.
- Another braided spiral.
- 470
- 00:27:22,435 --> 00:27:24,164
- [Groans]
- 471
- 00:27:27,106 --> 00:27:29,404
- Hey.
- How you doing?
- 472
- 00:27:43,856 --> 00:27:45,790
- Hey, excuse me.
- Question.
- 473
- 00:27:45,858 --> 00:27:48,793
- Exactly how far
- can you bend over?
- 474
- 00:27:51,564 --> 00:27:53,498
- Do you come here a lot?
- 475
- 00:27:53,566 --> 00:27:56,899
- - [Ryan] Yep.
- - It's really beautiful.
- 476
- 00:27:56,970 --> 00:27:59,530
- One of the greatest structural
- achievements in the history of man.
- 477
- 00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:02,805
- You're the second person
- to call me that this week.
- 478
- 00:28:04,377 --> 00:28:06,641
- You know the only way to build
- something that awesome?
- 479
- 00:28:06,713 --> 00:28:09,011
- Alien slaves
- from outer space?
- 480
- 00:28:10,283 --> 00:28:12,376
- Perfect planning.
- 481
- 00:28:12,452 --> 00:28:14,477
- Doesn't it make
- so much sense?
- 482
- 00:28:14,554 --> 00:28:16,886
- You examine a situation,
- you plan a course of action,
- 483
- 00:28:16,956 --> 00:28:19,481
- you execute it.
- 484
- 00:28:19,559 --> 00:28:21,493
- Everything
- works out fine.
- 485
- 00:28:24,029 --> 00:28:25,229
- But it doesn't.
- 486
- 00:28:27,433 --> 00:28:32,928
- Yeah, well, that's 'cause most things
- in life just aren't that simple.
- 487
- 00:28:33,005 --> 00:28:35,166
- Does that look simple
- to you?
- 488
- 00:28:35,241 --> 00:28:39,177
- I mean, you couldn't imagine
- how complicated something
- like that is to create.
- 489
- 00:28:39,245 --> 00:28:41,713
- I thought you were just
- using it as a metaphor.
- 490
- 00:28:41,781 --> 00:28:43,715
- - I am.
- - For a relationship.
- 491
- 00:28:43,783 --> 00:28:47,241
- - Yes.
- - Yeah, that's what I thought.
- 492
- 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:51,520
- I mean, I know I didn't know
- Amy incredibly well, but...
- 493
- 00:28:52,191 --> 00:28:54,455
- it just felt like
- everything added up.
- 494
- 00:28:54,727 --> 00:28:56,327
- You a math major?
- 495
- 00:28:56,562 --> 00:28:59,326
- No, structural engineering.
- 496
- 00:28:59,398 --> 00:29:01,332
- Oh.
- 497
- 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,994
- - I'm done with it.
- - Engineering?
- 498
- 00:29:04,069 --> 00:29:07,004
- Relationships.
- 499
- 00:29:07,072 --> 00:29:09,131
- They're just...
- too much.
- 500
- 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:11,301
- It's not worth it.
- 501
- 00:29:11,377 --> 00:29:13,470
- - [Speaking Latin]
- - Huh?
- 502
- 00:29:13,546 --> 00:29:15,912
- "I hear you, brother."
- Latin.
- 503
- 00:29:15,981 --> 00:29:18,472
- - What... What is it with the Latin?
- - My major.
- 504
- 00:29:18,551 --> 00:29:21,679
- - Latin? Why?
- - Yeah. Why not?
- 505
- 00:29:21,754 --> 00:29:22,654
- What are you
- gonna do with it?
- 506
- 00:29:22,756 --> 00:29:25,156
- I'm going to Italy
- for my graduate school.
- 507
- 00:29:25,158 --> 00:29:27,092
- And after that?
- 508
- 00:29:28,161 --> 00:29:30,095
- I don't know.
- 509
- 00:29:30,163 --> 00:29:34,793
- See? You're amazing.
- I could never do that.
- 510
- 00:29:34,868 --> 00:29:37,632
- - You mean not have a plan?
- - Or something.
- 511
- 00:29:40,473 --> 00:29:43,567
- But, then again,
- 512
- 00:29:43,643 --> 00:29:45,907
- why would you
- ever need a plan?
- 513
- 00:29:45,979 --> 00:29:47,913
- I'm sure you've always
- had everything you wanted,
- 514
- 00:29:47,981 --> 00:29:50,575
- whether you knew
- you wanted it or not.
- 515
- 00:29:50,650 --> 00:29:54,814
- You know, that's true
- because the first time...
- 516
- 00:29:54,888 --> 00:29:59,120
- that I ever really wanted something
- and went for it was Michael,
- 517
- 00:29:59,592 --> 00:30:02,060
- and it turned out great.
- 518
- 00:30:04,497 --> 00:30:07,364
- Wow. See, I just figured
- you being a junior and all,
- 519
- 00:30:07,433 --> 00:30:08,833
- you'd have it all figured out by now.
- 520
- 00:30:09,235 --> 00:30:10,635
- Yeah, that's
- what you think, huh?
- 521
- 00:30:11,037 --> 00:30:13,301
- No, but I'm dumb.
- Isn't that right?
- 522
- 00:30:13,573 --> 00:30:17,236
- And uptight. And ugly,
- if I remember correctly.
- 523
- 00:30:17,310 --> 00:30:21,644
- Oh, no. Oh, no. I said all of that
- before I was on Prozac.
- 524
- 00:30:22,314 --> 00:30:23,514
- You're on Prozac?
- 525
- 00:30:24,216 --> 00:30:26,844
- I wish.
- 526
- 00:30:26,919 --> 00:30:29,888
- - It's a joke.
- - Oh!
- 527
- 00:30:29,955 --> 00:30:31,889
- Oh, it's okay.
- 528
- 00:30:37,630 --> 00:30:41,930
- I should go. I still have some more
- studying to do. Finals.
- 529
- 00:30:42,001 --> 00:30:44,492
- Me too.
- I'm gonna stay.
- 530
- 00:30:46,339 --> 00:30:48,273
- All right.
- 531
- 00:30:49,842 --> 00:30:52,242
- - So, I'll see you around.
- - Yep.
- 532
- 00:30:55,314 --> 00:30:58,681
- Hey.
- I'm sorry about Amy.
- 533
- 00:30:59,852 --> 00:31:02,480
- It's okay.
- 534
- 00:31:02,555 --> 00:31:04,716
- Bye.
- 535
- 00:31:45,898 --> 00:31:47,832
- Did you get
- all your classes?
- 536
- 00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:49,900
- All but one.
- 537
- 00:31:49,902 --> 00:31:51,836
- Oh, the elusive one.
- 538
- 00:31:51,904 --> 00:31:53,838
- Yes.
- 539
- 00:31:53,906 --> 00:31:55,840
- So, did you have
- a good summer?
- 540
- 00:31:55,908 --> 00:31:59,071
- Yeah, yeah.
- I just went back to L.A.
- 541
- 00:31:59,145 --> 00:32:01,079
- - Oh.
- - What about you?
- 542
- 00:32:01,147 --> 00:32:04,742
- Stayed here. Learned how
- to butter bagels for a living.
- 543
- 00:32:05,217 --> 00:32:06,417
- Surprisingly easy,
- actually.
- 544
- 00:32:06,419 --> 00:32:08,819
- You just swipe it once
- back and forth.
- 545
- 00:32:08,988 --> 00:32:11,788
- - I take mine plain.
- - Of course you do.
- 546
- 00:32:17,496 --> 00:32:18,696
- So, summer was good?
- 547
- 00:32:18,698 --> 00:32:21,360
- Yeah.
- Everything's good.
- 548
- 00:32:21,434 --> 00:32:23,368
- It's good.
- 549
- 00:32:25,805 --> 00:32:30,640
- Uh, Jennifer,
- are you okay?
- 550
- 00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:35,444
- I pushed him away. I mean, I literally
- did everything in my power...
- 551
- 00:32:35,514 --> 00:32:37,778
- to make sure
- that he dumped me.
- 552
- 00:32:37,850 --> 00:32:39,943
- Well, obviously,
- you didn't like him.
- 553
- 00:32:40,019 --> 00:32:43,546
- No. That's the thing.
- I thought it was just a summer fling,
- 554
- 00:32:43,622 --> 00:32:47,023
- but I actually...
- I started to like him.
- 555
- 00:32:47,092 --> 00:32:49,959
- Oh, then, why'd you
- push him away?
- 556
- 00:32:50,629 --> 00:32:51,829
- I don't know.
- 557
- 00:32:52,598 --> 00:32:54,896
- I just...
- [Sniffles]
- 558
- 00:32:54,967 --> 00:32:57,561
- It's just such
- a pain in the ass, you know?
- 559
- 00:32:57,636 --> 00:33:00,127
- Yes. Yes, it is.
- 560
- 00:33:00,205 --> 00:33:03,140
- [Sobbing]
- Oh.
- 561
- 00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:05,142
- Well, what about you?
- 562
- 00:33:05,210 --> 00:33:07,144
- I mean, did you get any
- this summer?
- 563
- 00:33:07,212 --> 00:33:10,306
- Well, I... No.
- 564
- 00:33:10,782 --> 00:33:13,376
- You've got
- the right idea.
- 565
- 00:33:13,852 --> 00:33:16,452
- You know, we should do this
- again sometime.
- 566
- 00:33:16,722 --> 00:33:19,657
- I mean, not the whole
- crying thing, but...
- 567
- 00:33:19,725 --> 00:33:21,659
- you know, this.
- 568
- 00:33:22,995 --> 00:33:25,395
- Sure.
- 569
- 00:33:25,464 --> 00:33:31,369
- # No matter how I try
- I just can't get you off my mind #
- 570
- 00:33:36,075 --> 00:33:38,339
- Just another lawsuit.
- 571
- 00:33:43,682 --> 00:33:47,277
- - Hello.
- - [Jennifer] Hello.
- Wanna go do something?
- 572
- 00:33:47,352 --> 00:33:49,820
- - No.
- - You haven't even heard my proposal.
- 573
- 00:33:49,888 --> 00:33:52,488
- Well, that's the beauty
- of our friendship. See?
- 574
- 00:33:52,591 --> 00:33:55,822
- I don't even need to hear your proposal
- to know that my answer's no.
- 575
- 00:33:56,295 --> 00:33:58,661
- I'm the beauty
- in our friendship.
- 576
- 00:33:58,730 --> 00:34:00,730
- - I'm hanging up now.
- - You can't.
- 577
- 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,428
- - Give me one good reason.
- - 'Cause...
- 578
- 00:34:03,502 --> 00:34:05,902
- 'Cause I've rigged an explosive device
- to your telephone...
- 579
- 00:34:05,904 --> 00:34:07,838
- and your whole place
- will blow.
- 580
- 00:34:07,906 --> 00:34:11,273
- Oh, well,
- I've been burned before.
- 581
- 00:34:11,343 --> 00:34:13,937
- Come on.
- I can't study anymore.
- 582
- 00:34:14,012 --> 00:34:16,503
- I'm getting too smart.
- People start shunning me.
- 583
- 00:34:16,982 --> 00:34:20,349
- - Only if you beg me.
- - I just did.
- 584
- 00:34:20,418 --> 00:34:21,618
- In Latin.
- 585
- 00:34:23,289 --> 00:34:26,315
- [Speaking
- Latin]
- 586
- 00:34:29,795 --> 00:34:33,697
- # Oh, oh, baby
- don't wanna stop this feeling #
- 587
- 00:34:33,766 --> 00:34:35,927
- - Come on!
- - # It all feels so new #
- 588
- 00:34:36,001 --> 00:34:41,234
- # 'Cause no one makes me feel
- the way that you do, you do #
- 589
- 00:34:41,307 --> 00:34:48,338
- # No matter where I go
- No matter what I do
- No matter how I try #
- 590
- 00:34:48,414 --> 00:34:52,783
- # I just can't get you
- off of my mind #
- 591
- 00:34:52,852 --> 00:34:57,346
- # I always think of you
- No matter where I go #
- 592
- 00:34:57,423 --> 00:35:00,790
- # I just can't get you
- off my mind #
- 593
- 00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:02,851
- - You weren't gonna go.
- - I was too.
- 594
- 00:35:02,928 --> 00:35:04,896
- You weren't.
- You weren't going.
- 595
- 00:35:04,964 --> 00:35:06,955
- Ladies first.
- 596
- 00:35:07,032 --> 00:35:09,592
- La... Okay.
- 597
- 00:35:10,068 --> 00:35:12,263
- - Fine.
- - [Laughs]
- 598
- 00:35:12,337 --> 00:35:14,271
- Why don't I count
- for you?
- 599
- 00:35:14,339 --> 00:35:16,534
- - [Laughs] Okay. Yeah.
- - Yeah?
- 600
- 00:35:16,608 --> 00:35:19,441
- - All right. One...
- - Uh-huh.
- 601
- 00:35:19,511 --> 00:35:22,412
- - two... three!
- - Two. Three. Here we go.
- 602
- 00:35:23,482 --> 00:35:24,882
- You know,
- I can't help you.
- 603
- 00:35:24,884 --> 00:35:26,909
- No, you can help me
- at the bottom.
- 604
- 00:35:27,386 --> 00:35:30,412
- # That you do, you do #
- 605
- 00:35:30,489 --> 00:35:34,425
- # No matter where I go
- No matter what I do #
- 606
- 00:35:35,293 --> 00:35:37,955
- You think I'd look good
- with a goatee?
- 607
- 00:35:38,029 --> 00:35:42,659
- - # I just can't get you
- off of my mind #
- - No.
- 608
- 00:35:42,734 --> 00:35:45,202
- - Hmm.
- - # Get you off of my mind #
- 609
- 00:35:55,714 --> 00:35:58,239
- Wait, wait, this is crazy.
- I'm not a natural dancer.
- 610
- 00:35:58,317 --> 00:36:01,445
- - No. No one in my family is.
- - Just move. Have fun.
- 611
- 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,720
- We're here to have fun.
- 612
- 00:36:02,722 --> 00:36:05,691
- Just you and me and that patch
- of pubic hair on your chin.
- 613
- 00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:10,460
- Just follow him.
- Do what he does.
- 614
- 00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:57,866
- - This isn't so bad.
- - Good.
- 615
- 00:38:53,191 --> 00:38:56,285
- You've never been
- with a woman before?
- 616
- 00:38:56,361 --> 00:38:59,761
- No. I lived with the monks
- my whole life, until yesterday.
- 617
- 00:38:59,932 --> 00:39:01,332
- I walked into
- the monsignor's office,
- 618
- 00:39:01,534 --> 00:39:05,868
- turned in my rosary beads and collar,
- got my deposit back and now here I am,
- 619
- 00:39:06,338 --> 00:39:10,001
- playing this strange game
- of sticks and balls.
- 620
- 00:39:10,075 --> 00:39:12,339
- It's called pool.
- 621
- 00:39:12,411 --> 00:39:15,778
- Pool. Oh, I have
- so much to learn.
- 622
- 00:39:16,648 --> 00:39:18,582
- I'll teach you, okay?
- 623
- 00:39:22,854 --> 00:39:24,845
- No, put your hand here.
- 624
- 00:39:27,659 --> 00:39:30,719
- - Aah!
- - Oh.
- 625
- 00:39:32,897 --> 00:39:35,365
- - Don't hurt him. He's a priest.
- - Oh, I'm a priest.
- 626
- 00:39:35,433 --> 00:39:39,392
- How would you like to have a religious
- experience with that cue stick?
- 627
- 00:39:47,278 --> 00:39:50,247
- [Groaning]
- 628
- 00:39:51,449 --> 00:39:53,383
- Run, Father, run!
- 629
- 00:40:03,795 --> 00:40:05,729
- So, you wanna come up
- and dry off?
- 630
- 00:40:05,797 --> 00:40:09,790
- - Uh, I don't know. Is Amy there?
- - Probably.
- 631
- 00:40:09,868 --> 00:40:12,769
- Uh, no. No, I think
- I'm just gonna go home.
- 632
- 00:40:12,837 --> 00:40:16,437
- - Gotta write in the diary?
- - Something like that.
- 633
- 00:40:16,541 --> 00:40:19,476
- - Okay.
- - Um...
- 634
- 00:40:21,513 --> 00:40:24,380
- You know, as much
- as I hate to admit this,
- 635
- 00:40:24,449 --> 00:40:26,383
- I had fun tonight.
- 636
- 00:40:26,651 --> 00:40:30,087
- Yeah, me too.
- It was good, clean fun.
- 637
- 00:40:30,155 --> 00:40:32,089
- Maybe we can go there
- once a week and do our laundry.
- 638
- 00:40:32,357 --> 00:40:34,757
- It's cheaper than the place
- I take mine to.
- 639
- 00:40:34,826 --> 00:40:36,760
- Morocco.
- 640
- 00:40:37,795 --> 00:40:41,231
- Hey, what's up?
- You kids go swimming?
- 641
- 00:40:41,299 --> 00:40:44,699
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- - That's great. So, uh...
- 642
- 00:40:44,736 --> 00:40:49,503
- So what's going on now?
- 'Cause my plans kinda fell through.
- 643
- 00:40:50,374 --> 00:40:53,574
- Well, I invited Ryan up,
- but he's going home to bed.
- 644
- 00:40:53,645 --> 00:40:57,411
- - Really.
- - I'm tired.
- - He's tired.
- 645
- 00:40:57,483 --> 00:41:02,750
- Uh, yeah, I'm kinda...
- tired myself.
- 646
- 00:41:02,821 --> 00:41:05,085
- Actually, we should
- get outta here.
- 647
- 00:41:06,792 --> 00:41:09,090
- Ooh! Good night.
- 648
- 00:41:10,996 --> 00:41:12,930
- You coming?
- 649
- 00:41:15,468 --> 00:41:18,335
- Hey, I gotta hand it to you, man.
- Very cool back there.
- 650
- 00:41:19,404 --> 00:41:21,338
- - Are you okay?
- - Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
- 651
- 00:41:21,406 --> 00:41:23,431
- She's begging you to come up,
- and you're holding back.
- 652
- 00:41:23,509 --> 00:41:25,500
- - She's probably going nuts right now.
- - I don't think so.
- 653
- 00:41:25,577 --> 00:41:27,511
- Did you hear the way
- she said "bed"?
- 654
- 00:41:27,579 --> 00:41:29,513
- Man, you could almost
- smell the linens.
- 655
- 00:41:29,581 --> 00:41:31,879
- - You're way off on this one.
- - I don't think so.
- 656
- 00:41:31,950 --> 00:41:34,612
- - You in a hurry?
- - No. No, why do you ask?
- 657
- 00:41:34,686 --> 00:41:36,620
- That's him.
- Get him!
- 658
- 00:41:36,688 --> 00:41:38,622
- Oh, shit. Come on.
- 659
- 00:41:41,293 --> 00:41:43,227
- You better start
- praying, Father!
- 660
- 00:41:48,333 --> 00:41:51,564
- - Who the hell is that?
- - I have no idea.
- 661
- 00:41:51,637 --> 00:41:56,506
- Okay, listen. Best thing for you to do
- is just forget it ever happened, okay?
- 662
- 00:41:58,644 --> 00:42:01,408
- - Forgotten yet?
- - No.
- 663
- 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,948
- - How about now?
- - Man, no.
- 664
- 00:42:04,016 --> 00:42:06,780
- Jeez, you're like
- an elephant.
- 665
- 00:42:09,922 --> 00:42:12,356
- Oh, great.
- You're just in time for cookies.
- 666
- 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,891
- - They look good.
- - Oh, no, not those.
- 667
- 00:42:20,164 --> 00:42:22,764
- See, I thought it would be nice
- to have a snack when you got home,
- 668
- 00:42:22,767 --> 00:42:24,567
- but I didn't know
- when that would be, so I just guessed...
- 669
- 00:42:24,803 --> 00:42:27,431
- and made a batch around 8:00,
- but they burnt.
- 670
- 00:42:27,506 --> 00:42:31,533
- So, I did another one
- around 9:30, and then they burnt.
- 671
- 00:42:31,610 --> 00:42:35,205
- So, I waited a little longer
- before I put in the third batch,
- and now you're home.
- 672
- 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:38,181
- It's perfect.
- They'll be ready in about two minutes.
- 673
- 00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:40,616
- - Oh.
- - Why are you wet?
- 674
- 00:42:40,685 --> 00:42:43,848
- - Ryan and I, we went dancing.
- - Oh.
- 675
- 00:42:45,322 --> 00:42:48,122
- - Are you in love with him?
- - What?
- 676
- 00:42:49,193 --> 00:42:52,822
- - Are you?
- - No.
- 677
- 00:42:52,897 --> 00:42:56,497
- - I don't believe you.
- - What are you talking about?
- We're just friends.
- 678
- 00:42:56,635 --> 00:42:58,603
- Yeah, but he's in love
- with you, right?
- 679
- 00:42:58,670 --> 00:43:00,729
- Actually, no.
- No, I don't think so.
- 680
- 00:43:00,805 --> 00:43:04,138
- - Well, then what do you do
- all the time that you're together?
- - I don't know.
- 681
- 00:43:04,209 --> 00:43:07,009
- I don't know, we do stuff.
- We talk about stuff.
- 682
- 00:43:08,112 --> 00:43:10,512
- Why? I mean, you have me
- to talk about stuff.
- 683
- 00:43:10,549 --> 00:43:13,349
- You know, sometimes it's nice just to have
- a guy's opinion about things.
- 684
- 00:43:13,885 --> 00:43:16,685
- Like what? Who has the
- best pizza, and who has the best tits?
- 685
- 00:43:16,922 --> 00:43:20,050
- Gino's Pizzeria, Susan Sarandon.
- Why are you acting so weird, Ame?
- 686
- 00:43:20,125 --> 00:43:22,059
- You're the one
- who's acting weird.
- 687
- 00:43:22,127 --> 00:43:24,061
- I mean, you're the one
- spending all your time...
- 688
- 00:43:24,129 --> 00:43:26,188
- with a guy that you're
- not even interested in.
- 689
- 00:43:26,265 --> 00:43:29,065
- My therapist thinks that
- you may have some issues.
- 690
- 00:43:29,067 --> 00:43:32,267
- - You're talking to
- your therapist about me?
- - Of course I am.
- 691
- 00:43:32,404 --> 00:43:34,770
- I mean,
- I worry about you.
- 692
- 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:39,038
- Listen. If you ever
- need to talk, I'm here.
- 693
- 00:43:40,112 --> 00:43:42,239
- [Timer Dings]
- 694
- 00:43:43,782 --> 00:43:46,546
- Oh, I left her number
- on your pillow.
- 695
- 00:43:46,818 --> 00:43:51,118
- - Whose?
- - My therapist's. Good night.
- 696
- 00:43:56,895 --> 00:43:58,988
- - See that guy there?
- - Huh?
- 697
- 00:43:59,064 --> 00:44:02,556
- He's the kinda guy who walks with
- his feet, if you know what I'm saying.
- 698
- 00:44:04,636 --> 00:44:06,797
- - Come on. You do it.
- - Okay.
- 699
- 00:44:07,672 --> 00:44:10,072
- She's the kinda girl
- that likes crackers in her soup.
- 700
- 00:44:10,242 --> 00:44:11,842
- - No.
- - What do you mean "no"?
- 701
- 00:44:12,044 --> 00:44:13,444
- - That's wrong.
- - No, it's not.
- 702
- 00:44:13,646 --> 00:44:15,580
- - Yes, it is. It's a judgment.
- - Why?
- 703
- 00:44:15,648 --> 00:44:18,048
- Some people put crackers in their soup
- and some people don't.
- 704
- 00:44:18,216 --> 00:44:20,707
- - Exactly.
- - No, the point is to sound like...
- 705
- 00:44:20,786 --> 00:44:23,721
- you're making a judgment about somebody
- where there's no judgment to be made.
- 706
- 00:44:23,789 --> 00:44:26,622
- - It's a nonjudgmental judgment.
- - No, no, no.
- 707
- 00:44:26,692 --> 00:44:30,560
- - That's stupid.
- - No, it's not, it's funny. I'm laughing.
- 708
- 00:44:31,029 --> 00:44:33,224
- Well, yeah, 'cause it's stupid.
- 709
- 00:44:33,698 --> 00:44:36,498
- You wanna hear something
- even more stupid?
- 710
- 00:44:36,634 --> 00:44:38,568
- I'm going on a date
- tonight.
- 711
- 00:44:39,036 --> 00:44:41,436
- - Really?
- - Do you think I'm nuts?
- 712
- 00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:45,073
- - No, no. I think it's great.
- - Really?
- 713
- 00:44:45,143 --> 00:44:47,077
- You should get back
- in the saddle.
- 714
- 00:44:47,145 --> 00:44:50,706
- Uh, no, no. I'm the kinda cowboy
- that doesn't like to ride.
- 715
- 00:44:50,782 --> 00:44:54,718
- - Yeah, you see, that one's not funny.
- - Yeah, I know.
- 716
- 00:44:54,786 --> 00:44:57,220
- # Come and stop with the lyric
- and I look inside #
- 717
- 00:44:57,288 --> 00:44:59,756
- # My best friend said
- who is that guy #
- 718
- 00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:08,227
- Ladies, how we doin'?
- 719
- 00:45:09,234 --> 00:45:11,498
- Hey, it's
- beautiful out, huh?
- 720
- 00:45:11,569 --> 00:45:14,163
- - It's... It's...
- - # Straight cold, say you're cold
- Got straight play #
- 721
- 00:45:19,778 --> 00:45:21,712
- Hello.
- 722
- 00:45:24,282 --> 00:45:27,581
- No. I'm not good
- at that kinda thing.
- 723
- 00:45:27,652 --> 00:45:30,746
- You should call Hunter.
- 724
- 00:45:35,159 --> 00:45:36,759
- After all that time
- in investment banking,
- 725
- 00:45:37,128 --> 00:45:39,153
- I decided to do something
- for myself.
- 726
- 00:45:39,230 --> 00:45:42,427
- I sailed for ten years.
- Finally, I reached a point in my life,
- 727
- 00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:46,163
- I said, "I don't wanna do
- all the work. I wanna have..."
- 728
- 00:45:46,237 --> 00:45:49,070
- Jen, oh, thank God
- you're here, sis.
- 729
- 00:45:49,140 --> 00:45:53,975
- Billy, what's wrong?
- Kurt, this is Billy, my brother.
- 730
- 00:45:54,045 --> 00:45:55,979
- - Billy, this is Kurt.
- - Hi.
- 731
- 00:45:56,047 --> 00:45:59,047
- Nice to meet you, Billy. I was just
- telling your sister here about my boat.
- 732
- 00:45:59,151 --> 00:46:01,676
- - No, there's no time for boats.
- - Why? What happened?
- 733
- 00:46:02,353 --> 00:46:04,153
- It's mother.
- She's sick.
- 734
- 00:46:04,289 --> 00:46:08,489
- - Oh, my God, what happened?
- - I just told you, she's sick.
- 735
- 00:46:08,693 --> 00:46:12,254
- - Sick how?
- - Uh...
- 736
- 00:46:12,330 --> 00:46:13,730
- Yeah, sick how?
- 737
- 00:46:14,299 --> 00:46:17,268
- You know, sick,
- like the last time.
- 738
- 00:46:17,335 --> 00:46:19,535
- No, I wasn't there last time.
- Explain it to me.
- 739
- 00:46:20,439 --> 00:46:24,500
- There's no time for questions.
- Mother is sick. We have to go... now!
- 740
- 00:46:25,576 --> 00:46:26,976
- Sorry.
- 741
- 00:46:31,282 --> 00:46:33,882
- - Look, are you insane?
- - You were great.
- 742
- 00:46:34,052 --> 00:46:36,987
- "Sick how?"
- I felt like such an idiot.
- 743
- 00:46:37,055 --> 00:46:40,582
- Ryan, you were great in there.
- Really.
- 744
- 00:46:40,659 --> 00:46:44,060
- - [Chuckles]
- - Thanks.
- 745
- 00:46:44,129 --> 00:46:46,063
- Thank you.
- 746
- 00:46:47,165 --> 00:46:49,099
- Oh, man.
- 747
- 00:46:50,669 --> 00:46:54,537
- You know, next time I was thinking
- about trying it with a limp.
- 748
- 00:46:54,606 --> 00:46:57,404
- Baby steps, Ryan.
- Baby steps.
- 749
- 00:46:59,277 --> 00:47:01,277
- Uh, tonight?
- No, it's tomorrow night.
- 750
- 00:47:01,546 --> 00:47:04,140
- - No, they changed it.
- - Who did? Ryan?
- 751
- 00:47:04,215 --> 00:47:07,184
- - No.
- - Well, I can't go.
- 752
- 00:47:07,252 --> 00:47:09,379
- - Why not? What are you doing?
- - Staying in.
- 753
- 00:47:09,454 --> 00:47:11,388
- I was planning
- on staying in.
- 754
- 00:47:11,456 --> 00:47:14,050
- I was gonna give myself
- a manicure and a pedicure...
- 755
- 00:47:14,125 --> 00:47:16,093
- and do a deep-rinse
- conditioning.
- 756
- 00:47:16,161 --> 00:47:18,288
- Well, can't you do all that
- this afternoon?
- 757
- 00:47:18,363 --> 00:47:20,354
- No, because I have class
- this afternoon.
- 758
- 00:47:20,432 --> 00:47:23,560
- Class that I have to go to because
- I have to talk to my professor...
- 759
- 00:47:23,635 --> 00:47:25,569
- about my paper
- that's due on Monday,
- 760
- 00:47:25,637 --> 00:47:27,832
- that I was gonna finish
- while my nails were drying...
- 761
- 00:47:27,906 --> 00:47:32,400
- and proof after I did my hair
- so that everything would be done
- before the party.
- 762
- 00:47:32,677 --> 00:47:33,877
- Can't you do all that
- tomorrow?
- 763
- 00:47:34,079 --> 00:47:37,479
- No, because tomorrow
- I'll be rushed and probably tired...
- 764
- 00:47:37,682 --> 00:47:39,616
- and I have to get
- everything done.
- 765
- 00:47:39,684 --> 00:47:42,884
- You see, I have to.
- I can't believe they changed it.
- 766
- 00:47:43,088 --> 00:47:45,022
- Ame, it's Friday.
- You got all weekend.
- 767
- 00:47:46,490 --> 00:47:47,890
- What's that
- supposed to mean?
- 768
- 00:47:48,226 --> 00:47:52,185
- That's like on Monday saying,
- "You've got all week."
- 769
- 00:47:57,369 --> 00:47:59,337
- # Got the ripped, rippled chips #
- 770
- 00:47:59,404 --> 00:48:03,431
- # Got the ripped, rippled chips
- Rippled chips #
- 771
- 00:48:03,508 --> 00:48:07,376
- # Rippled chips
- chips, chips, chips, chips #
- 772
- 00:48:07,445 --> 00:48:11,108
- - # Are you ready #
- 773
- 00:48:11,182 --> 00:48:13,878
- # Oh, yeah
- All right #
- 774
- 00:48:13,952 --> 00:48:16,682
- # We're gonna
- groove tonight #
- 775
- 00:48:16,755 --> 00:48:20,486
- # Oh, yeah, all right
- We're gonna groove tonight #
- 776
- 00:48:20,559 --> 00:48:24,017
- - # Oh, yeah, all right
- We're gonna groove tonight #
- - Yummy.
- 777
- 00:48:24,095 --> 00:48:27,792
- # Oh, yeah, all right
- We're gonna groove tonight #
- 778
- 00:48:46,184 --> 00:48:48,152
- - What do they want?
- - Who?
- 779
- 00:48:48,219 --> 00:48:50,380
- They. Them.
- The chiquitas.
- 780
- 00:48:50,455 --> 00:48:53,515
- You know, I'm busting my ass out there,
- trying to fit into their little mold...
- 781
- 00:48:53,591 --> 00:48:57,591
- of what makes an interesting, sexy guy,
- and I cannot figure out what they want.
- 782
- 00:48:58,396 --> 00:49:01,796
- - What do you want?
- - I don't know.
- 783
- 00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:06,564
- Get laid. Have fun.
- Have someone love me for who I am.
- 784
- 00:49:06,838 --> 00:49:09,773
- Oh, and, uh,
- who is that exactly?
- 785
- 00:49:10,241 --> 00:49:12,903
- You're... You're right.
- You are absolutely right.
- 786
- 00:49:12,977 --> 00:49:15,878
- I mean, what... what's wrong
- with being from the country?
- 787
- 00:49:15,947 --> 00:49:18,245
- A simple kid raised on
- fresh eggs and good values,
- 788
- 00:49:18,316 --> 00:49:19,916
- who had to get up
- at the crack of dawn every morning...
- 789
- 00:49:19,918 --> 00:49:23,118
- with a three-legged dog named Lucky by
- his side to help his pa with the cattle.
- 790
- 00:49:23,221 --> 00:49:26,486
- - Hunter, you're not from the country.
- - Yeah?
- 791
- 00:49:26,558 --> 00:49:30,426
- Oh, jeez, Ryan,
- what do you want me to say?
- 792
- 00:49:30,495 --> 00:49:33,089
- Hi. My name is Steve.
- I grew up in the suburbs...
- 793
- 00:49:33,164 --> 00:49:35,291
- with two working parents,
- two sisters and a two-car garage.
- 794
- 00:49:35,366 --> 00:49:37,357
- I have no real identity,
- 795
- 00:49:37,435 --> 00:49:39,596
- nor do I have a clue
- what I'm doing or what I wanna be.
- 796
- 00:49:39,871 --> 00:49:41,271
- Wanna go out?
- 797
- 00:49:43,775 --> 00:49:46,175
- - Your name is Steve?
- - You know,
- the whole point of college...
- 798
- 00:49:46,344 --> 00:49:48,335
- is it's a place where
- you can reinvent yourself.
- 799
- 00:49:48,413 --> 00:49:51,610
- No, it's a place where you can
- define yourself. Your name is Steve?
- 800
- 00:49:51,683 --> 00:49:55,683
- Yes, yes. And to be honest,
- I'm not so crazy about "Steve," okay?
- 801
- 00:49:55,887 --> 00:49:58,583
- - Why would anyone else be?
- - That's who you are.
- 802
- 00:49:58,656 --> 00:50:01,216
- Oh, really?
- It's just that easy, huh?
- 803
- 00:50:01,492 --> 00:50:03,426
- Then, why don't you drop
- the cool guy act and go tell Jennifer...
- 804
- 00:50:03,494 --> 00:50:05,985
- - how you really feel about her?
- - What?
- 805
- 00:50:06,464 --> 00:50:09,464
- But you'd better do it quick
- before she leaves with that guy.
- 806
- 00:50:10,702 --> 00:50:13,432
- I don't feel that way
- about her.
- 807
- 00:50:13,504 --> 00:50:16,234
- Seeing her with that guy right now,
- it doesn't bother you?
- 808
- 00:50:16,307 --> 00:50:18,639
- No. She goes on dates
- all the time.
- 809
- 00:50:18,710 --> 00:50:20,905
- - We talk about her dates.
- - And you're fine with that?
- 810
- 00:50:20,979 --> 00:50:22,913
- - Yes. Yes.
- - Honestly.
- 811
- 00:50:22,981 --> 00:50:25,347
- Okay, then, how come you're
- here all by your lonesome, huh?
- 812
- 00:50:25,416 --> 00:50:28,249
- Look. If you're waiting for
- a girl to just walk over...
- 813
- 00:50:28,319 --> 00:50:30,412
- and do all the work, you
- got another thing coming, OK?
- 814
- 00:50:30,488 --> 00:50:33,355
- - They don't do things
- that way. Trust me.
- - Excuse me.
- 815
- 00:50:33,424 --> 00:50:35,892
- - Is your name Ryan?
- - Yeah.
- 816
- 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:40,387
- - I think you're in my statistics class.
- - That's nice.
- 817
- 00:50:40,464 --> 00:50:43,058
- What are the odds?
- 818
- 00:50:44,102 --> 00:50:46,263
- - You're Engineering, right?
- - Yeah.
- 819
- 00:50:46,337 --> 00:50:50,501
- I'm Electrical.
- Not me, my major.
- 820
- 00:50:50,975 --> 00:50:53,375
- Can you believe
- how much work they give us?
- 821
- 00:50:53,411 --> 00:50:56,539
- But I like it, you know, because there
- are so many people floating around here,
- 822
- 00:50:56,614 --> 00:51:00,015
- like negative ions,
- with no place to go.
- 823
- 00:51:00,485 --> 00:51:04,251
- I'm a laser. I know what I want,
- and I go straight for it.
- 824
- 00:51:05,322 --> 00:51:06,722
- Oh.
- 825
- 00:51:07,791 --> 00:51:10,391
- I feel like there's
- an armature spinning in my head.
- 826
- 00:51:11,095 --> 00:51:15,532
- - You wanna sit down?
- - Uh, sure, sure.
- 827
- 00:51:15,599 --> 00:51:18,762
- But, actually,
- I was just leaving.
- 828
- 00:51:19,036 --> 00:51:20,636
- It's because
- I'm too forward, isn't it?
- 829
- 00:51:20,772 --> 00:51:25,505
- No, not at all. There's just these two
- assignments that I've been putting off.
- 830
- 00:51:25,977 --> 00:51:30,175
- I told my girlfriend
- that I would meet her...
- 831
- 00:51:30,248 --> 00:51:32,341
- twenty minutes ago.
- 832
- 00:51:32,417 --> 00:51:35,417
- - You have a girlfriend?
- - Yes, I do.
- 833
- 00:51:36,253 --> 00:51:39,253
- - Now I feel really so stupid.
- - You're not stupid.
- 834
- 00:51:39,490 --> 00:51:42,459
- I just...
- I really have to go.
- 835
- 00:51:52,236 --> 00:51:55,364
- Hey, sis. You okay?
- 836
- 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,772
- Yeah, I'm great.
- Thanks, Billy.
- 837
- 00:51:57,842 --> 00:51:59,776
- See, amor, amore.
- 838
- 00:52:00,244 --> 00:52:01,844
- You say it
- so beautifully.
- 839
- 00:52:02,347 --> 00:52:04,406
- All right, so I'm gonna
- take off, then.
- 840
- 00:52:04,482 --> 00:52:07,110
- - Okay.
- - See ya, bro.
- 841
- 00:52:22,866 --> 00:52:24,866
- So, how'd you get
- rid of him?
- 842
- 00:52:25,603 --> 00:52:27,696
- We fooled around for a while,
- and then I told him,
- 843
- 00:52:27,772 --> 00:52:29,372
- "Hey, I got
- an early class."
- 844
- 00:52:29,407 --> 00:52:31,341
- - What? You fooled around?
- - Uh-huh.
- 845
- 00:52:32,009 --> 00:52:35,740
- Hold on. Now, when we're
- talking about "fooling around,"
- 846
- 00:52:35,813 --> 00:52:39,943
- are we talking about
- "fooling around" or...
- 847
- 00:52:40,017 --> 00:52:43,783
- We're talking about
- "fooling around."
- 848
- 00:52:44,654 --> 00:52:46,054
- Oh.
- 849
- 00:52:46,557 --> 00:52:47,757
- It's not like
- we had sex.
- 850
- 00:52:47,759 --> 00:52:50,193
- - You know, I ain't saying that.
- - Couldn't find a condom.
- 851
- 00:52:50,461 --> 00:52:54,192
- - You would have?
- - Yeah. Probably.
- 852
- 00:52:54,265 --> 00:52:57,200
- I have midterms coming up.
- I gotta relieve the stress somehow.
- 853
- 00:52:57,668 --> 00:53:02,230
- - Wow. That's amazing.
- - What?
- 854
- 00:53:02,306 --> 00:53:04,106
- Ju... Just that
- on any given date,
- 855
- 00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:06,836
- the possibility exists
- that you'll have sex with a guy.
- 856
- 00:53:06,911 --> 00:53:09,812
- Isn't that the point of dating,
- possibilities?
- 857
- 00:53:09,881 --> 00:53:12,850
- It's not like I know what's gonna
- happen in advance. I don't.
- 858
- 00:53:12,917 --> 00:53:15,249
- Sometimes I think it'd be
- a whole lot easier to have sex...
- 859
- 00:53:15,319 --> 00:53:17,810
- than have to sit there and think
- of something clever to say.
- 860
- 00:53:17,889 --> 00:53:21,086
- Ok, granted, I haven't been
- in that situation in a long time,
- 861
- 00:53:21,159 --> 00:53:24,993
- but I just can't sleep
- with somebody unless I like them.
- 862
- 00:53:25,063 --> 00:53:28,726
- - So, you think I'm a slut?
- - I didn't say that.
- 863
- 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,792
- - We're just different.
- - Yeah, you sleep with no one.
- 864
- 00:53:31,869 --> 00:53:35,600
- - So?
- - So, do you know any other single,
- 865
- 00:53:35,673 --> 00:53:38,608
- 20-year-old college guys who
- never sleep with anyone?
- 866
- 00:53:38,676 --> 00:53:41,304
- - Who don't even try?
- - Hey, maybe you're trying too hard.
- 867
- 00:53:41,379 --> 00:53:43,779
- Ryan, you don't try at all.
- 868
- 00:53:43,915 --> 00:53:46,850
- I just think that it might be making
- things weird between us.
- 869
- 00:53:47,118 --> 00:53:49,586
- What? What are you
- talking about?
- 870
- 00:53:49,654 --> 00:53:52,953
- Are we friends?
- I mean, am I your friend...
- 871
- 00:53:53,024 --> 00:53:56,152
- or have I just become
- your girlfriend substitute?
- 872
- 00:53:57,627 --> 00:54:00,027
- - Are you serious?
- - Yeah.
- 873
- 00:54:00,565 --> 00:54:03,500
- It's like with me in your life,
- you never have to try.
- 874
- 00:54:03,568 --> 00:54:05,368
- That's the beauty
- of our relationship.
- 875
- 00:54:05,370 --> 00:54:09,466
- You'll just never get hurt again as
- long you pretend I'm your girlfriend.
- 876
- 00:54:12,844 --> 00:54:17,543
- Yeah. Yeah, maybe
- we shouldn't hang out anymore.
- 877
- 00:54:23,254 --> 00:54:25,848
- Ryan?
- 878
- 00:54:25,923 --> 00:54:29,450
- I am so sorry.
- I didn't mean that.
- 879
- 00:54:29,527 --> 00:54:31,461
- - Yeah, you did.
- - No.
- 880
- 00:54:32,129 --> 00:54:34,529
- I love hanging out with you.
- I do.
- 881
- 00:54:34,632 --> 00:54:37,032
- You're my most favorite
- person in the whole world.
- 882
- 00:54:37,168 --> 00:54:38,768
- I don't wanna change
- anything.
- 883
- 00:54:38,804 --> 00:54:41,404
- - Uh, maybe you're right.
- - No, I'm wrong.
- 884
- 00:54:42,206 --> 00:54:45,006
- You're just waiting
- for the right girl to come along,
- 885
- 00:54:45,176 --> 00:54:46,776
- and you don't take
- sex lightly.
- 886
- 00:54:46,978 --> 00:54:49,276
- I think that that's
- a great quality.
- 887
- 00:54:49,947 --> 00:54:55,749
- No, I think I am
- hiding behind you or... or us.
- 888
- 00:54:57,054 --> 00:54:58,988
- There was this girl
- at the party the other night.
- 889
- 00:54:59,056 --> 00:55:02,048
- A girl girl?
- You didn't tell me.
- 890
- 00:55:02,126 --> 00:55:03,726
- I just blew her off.
- 891
- 00:55:04,095 --> 00:55:05,695
- Why?
- 892
- 00:55:06,697 --> 00:55:08,631
- I don't know.
- 893
- 00:55:10,868 --> 00:55:13,234
- Maybe I shoulda
- given her a chance.
- 894
- 00:55:13,504 --> 00:55:16,940
- Yeah, you shoulda.
- 895
- 00:55:17,007 --> 00:55:19,032
- Well, you still can.
- 896
- 00:55:19,110 --> 00:55:21,135
- Why not, right?
- 897
- 00:55:23,114 --> 00:55:25,446
- Yeah, why not?
- 898
- 00:55:25,516 --> 00:55:27,450
- Yeah.
- 899
- 00:55:31,389 --> 00:55:33,482
- So, is she cute?
- 900
- 00:55:33,558 --> 00:55:35,890
- Yeah, I guess.
- 901
- 00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:38,160
- She cuter than me?
- 902
- 00:55:38,162 --> 00:55:40,722
- No. She's thinner.
- 903
- 00:55:40,798 --> 00:55:43,995
- Oh!
- 904
- 00:55:45,168 --> 00:55:46,568
- Let me get this straight.
- 905
- 00:55:46,671 --> 00:55:51,040
- - You think that's totally normal.
- - Yes!
- 906
- 00:55:51,109 --> 00:55:54,601
- I have the exact same top.
- How come it looks better on her?
- 907
- 00:55:54,679 --> 00:55:58,740
- 'Cause she's anorexic,
- has fake boobs and a personal trainer.
- 908
- 00:55:58,816 --> 00:56:02,479
- - Are you saying I should
- get my boobs done?
- - Yeah. Totally.
- 909
- 00:56:02,553 --> 00:56:05,420
- - Okay. Come on.
- - Aah!
- 910
- 00:56:05,490 --> 00:56:09,358
- - You can't say this isn't fun.
- - No, can't I?
- 911
- 00:56:09,427 --> 00:56:11,418
- When's the last time
- we did this, huh?
- 912
- 00:56:11,496 --> 00:56:13,987
- I mean, just you and me.
- It's nice. Don't you think?
- 913
- 00:56:14,065 --> 00:56:15,999
- Amy, of course
- it's nice.
- 914
- 00:56:16,467 --> 00:56:18,992
- Oh, I have an idea.
- What if you...
- 915
- 00:56:19,069 --> 00:56:21,869
- had to, you know, fail a couple
- of classes and move back?
- 916
- 00:56:21,939 --> 00:56:24,066
- Would that be so bad?
- 917
- 00:56:24,142 --> 00:56:27,009
- I mean, it's just...
- Italy's so incredibly far away.
- 918
- 00:56:27,878 --> 00:56:29,878
- Yeah, that's the beauty of it.
- 919
- 00:56:30,881 --> 00:56:33,748
- What about me?
- What am I supposed to do next year?
- 920
- 00:56:33,818 --> 00:56:36,418
- - Nothin'. Just like you did this year.
- - Mm.
- 921
- 00:56:36,554 --> 00:56:40,217
- Ame, maybe with me gone, you know,
- you'll just get off your fat ass...
- 922
- 00:56:40,291 --> 00:56:42,225
- and go and have
- some fun, huh?
- 923
- 00:56:42,293 --> 00:56:46,229
- I don't wanna do "nothing" without
- you, and I don't wanna have fun.
- 924
- 00:56:46,297 --> 00:56:48,891
- - And I have a great ass.
- - You do.
- 925
- 00:56:48,966 --> 00:56:50,900
- No, you do, you have a great...
- You have a great ass.
- 926
- 00:56:50,968 --> 00:56:53,937
- - Oh!
- - Mm.
- 927
- 00:56:54,005 --> 00:56:56,200
- [Smooching Sound]
- 928
- 00:56:58,543 --> 00:57:01,706
- Hey!
- What are you doing?
- 929
- 00:57:02,579 --> 00:57:03,979
- I'm kissing you.
- 930
- 00:57:07,752 --> 00:57:11,017
- Oh, God.
- God, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
- 931
- 00:57:11,089 --> 00:57:12,954
- I don't know why
- I did that. I just...
- 932
- 00:57:13,024 --> 00:57:15,024
- I really wanted
- to kiss you.
- 933
- 00:57:15,460 --> 00:57:18,987
- - Oh, my God! I'm such an idiot!
- - No, Amy! A-Amy!
- 934
- 00:57:22,633 --> 00:57:26,160
- Hey, buddy.
- Watch this.
- 935
- 00:57:27,637 --> 00:57:28,837
- It's like a bridge.
- 936
- 00:57:30,507 --> 00:57:31,707
- It is a bridge.
- 937
- 00:57:34,946 --> 00:57:37,881
- Yeah, you're absolutely right.
- 938
- 00:57:38,549 --> 00:57:40,642
- - Hi!
- - Hi.
- 939
- 00:57:40,718 --> 00:57:42,918
- - Mm.
- - Mm.
- - Uh, is Katie coming?
- 940
- 00:57:43,321 --> 00:57:45,321
- Uh, yeah, she's gonna meet us at the bar.
- I just talked to her.
- 941
- 00:57:45,323 --> 00:57:47,257
- - Really?
- - Uh-huh.
- 942
- 00:57:47,325 --> 00:57:49,225
- This is great.
- This is great!
- 943
- 00:57:49,293 --> 00:57:51,227
- She will be the first
- to experience the new me.
- 944
- 00:57:51,295 --> 00:57:55,231
- - Oh, this oughta be good.
- - Oh, no, I'm serious. No more lies.
- 945
- 00:57:55,299 --> 00:57:57,233
- It's like you said, buddy.
- I don't need to pretend...
- 946
- 00:57:57,301 --> 00:57:59,235
- to be someone else
- for someone else to like me.
- 947
- 00:57:59,903 --> 00:58:01,703
- - Hey, that's good!
- - Yeah.
- 948
- 00:58:01,839 --> 00:58:05,275
- What you see is what you get:
- Hunter Unplugged.
- 949
- 00:58:06,644 --> 00:58:08,578
- Won't you mean
- Steve Unplugged?
- 950
- 00:58:17,088 --> 00:58:20,080
- - So, Megan seems nice?
- - Yeah, she is.
- 951
- 00:58:20,157 --> 00:58:24,594
- That, uh, Paul guy. You go out with him
- a couple of times before?
- 952
- 00:58:24,662 --> 00:58:28,029
- - Yeah. It's working out.
- - Good for you.
- 953
- 00:58:28,099 --> 00:58:31,830
- Hey, Jen. Megan here has never been
- to the Automotive Museum.
- 954
- 00:58:31,902 --> 00:58:33,995
- Imagine that.
- 955
- 00:58:35,439 --> 00:58:37,737
- Yeah.
- 956
- 00:58:37,808 --> 00:58:39,901
- Hey, did you guys read
- how the zoo animals tried...
- 957
- 00:58:39,977 --> 00:58:42,605
- to reorganize their cages
- in alphabetical order?
- 958
- 00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,614
- Apparently,
- the aardvarks started it.
- 959
- 00:58:44,682 --> 00:58:47,810
- That's right, but
- the zebras, they vetoed it.
- 960
- 00:58:48,485 --> 00:58:51,886
- - Yeah, how did you know?
- - I just... I don't know.
- 961
- 00:58:52,355 --> 00:58:54,289
- I don't get it.
- 962
- 00:58:54,357 --> 00:58:56,518
- Me neither.
- 963
- 00:58:59,296 --> 00:59:02,231
- So, uh, Katie.
- How are you liking Berkeley?
- 964
- 00:59:02,299 --> 00:59:04,099
- It's a bit overwhelming,
- right?
- 965
- 00:59:04,135 --> 00:59:06,069
- Katie's a double major
- here on scholarship.
- 966
- 00:59:06,537 --> 00:59:09,062
- - I don't know how she does it.
- - How do you do it?
- 967
- 00:59:09,140 --> 00:59:10,940
- I can barely juggle
- napping and sleeping.
- 968
- 00:59:12,443 --> 00:59:16,573
- Well, this may sound a little weird, but
- I spend a lot of time with the elderly.
- 969
- 00:59:16,647 --> 00:59:17,847
- That doesn't sound weird.
- 970
- 00:59:18,516 --> 00:59:20,116
- It sounds a little weird.
- 971
- 00:59:20,385 --> 00:59:22,785
- Yeah, well, think about it this way:
- when you're sitting with someone...
- 972
- 00:59:22,787 --> 00:59:26,951
- who's been through two wars,
- marriages, kids, grandkids,
- 973
- 00:59:27,024 --> 00:59:28,424
- money problems and disease...
- 974
- 00:59:28,794 --> 00:59:33,394
- I mean, getting a "B" on a biology exam
- just doesn't seem like that big of a deal, right?
- 975
- 00:59:33,564 --> 00:59:35,759
- - I think we should do
- what the Eskimos do.
- - Mm?
- 976
- 00:59:36,233 --> 00:59:38,167
- Just kick the old people
- out of the igloos.
- 977
- 00:59:38,235 --> 00:59:40,169
- Leave them for the polar bears
- and the storms at sea.
- 978
- 00:59:40,637 --> 00:59:43,837
- The minute they can't go on the big hunt
- anymore, you gotta get rid of them.
- 979
- 00:59:44,141 --> 00:59:48,578
- I mean, otherwise... otherwise, they'll
- just suck us dry. Those bastards.
- 980
- 00:59:50,948 --> 00:59:54,384
- - You're kidding, right?
- - No. No, not at all.
- 981
- 00:59:54,451 --> 00:59:57,909
- And take away their driver's
- license too, while you're at it.
- 982
- 00:59:57,988 --> 01:00:00,286
- Hmm?
- 983
- 01:00:03,192 --> 01:00:04,592
- What?
- 984
- 01:00:04,795 --> 01:00:07,263
- Suddenly, you're not allowed
- to have an opinion anymore?
- 985
- 01:00:07,331 --> 01:00:10,664
- I did what you said. I wasn't just
- agreeing for the sake of it.
- 986
- 01:00:10,735 --> 01:00:14,034
- I wasn't just making things up
- so it would look like we had
- something in common.
- 987
- 01:00:14,305 --> 01:00:17,399
- I did what you said.
- I was being honest.
- 988
- 01:00:17,475 --> 01:00:21,605
- Yeah, but come on. You don't have to
- say everything that comes in your head.
- 989
- 01:00:21,879 --> 01:00:24,279
- So, now I'm being
- too honest?
- 990
- 01:00:24,348 --> 01:00:26,282
- You know, I don't know
- what you want from me.
- 991
- 01:00:26,350 --> 01:00:28,477
- I don't know what
- anyone wants from me.
- 992
- 01:00:35,893 --> 01:00:38,259
- So, what happened?
- 993
- 01:00:38,329 --> 01:00:41,992
- The whole beauty of Paul was
- that he was never going to settle down,
- 994
- 01:00:42,066 --> 01:00:44,466
- and then he fell
- in love with me.
- 995
- 01:00:44,535 --> 01:00:46,901
- There's nothing worse
- than a bad boy gone soft.
- 996
- 01:00:47,571 --> 01:00:50,371
- - Don't I know it.
- - He stopped drinking, stopped taking drugs,
- 997
- 01:00:51,006 --> 01:00:52,406
- He even stopped cheating on me.
- 998
- 01:00:53,076 --> 01:00:55,476
- - No wonder you dumped him.
- - Yeah.
- 999
- 01:00:56,013 --> 01:00:58,846
- It just wasn't
- working out, you know?
- 1000
- 01:01:01,018 --> 01:01:03,618
- What's up with what's-her-name?
- Mary?
- 1001
- 01:01:03,888 --> 01:01:06,322
- - Megan.
- - Whatever.
- 1002
- 01:01:06,390 --> 01:01:08,824
- - It's okay.
- - That's it?
- 1003
- 01:01:08,893 --> 01:01:12,624
- - What am I supposed to say?
- - Well, do you like her?
- 1004
- 01:01:12,897 --> 01:01:14,831
- Is she "the one"?
- 1005
- 01:01:14,899 --> 01:01:18,960
- I don't know.
- I'm workin' on it.
- 1006
- 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:27,404
- - You're the one who wanted to go.
- - I thought it would make me feel better.
- 1007
- 01:01:27,478 --> 01:01:30,709
- - And?
- - I don't know.
- 1008
- 01:01:30,781 --> 01:01:33,511
- - I mean, it's such a lot of bullshit.
- - Bullshit?
- 1009
- 01:01:33,584 --> 01:01:37,145
- Just show me a movie that takes place
- six months after they get together.
- 1010
- 01:01:37,221 --> 01:01:40,019
- - You know, when everything
- starts falling apart?
- - Jennifer.
- 1011
- 01:01:40,090 --> 01:01:43,690
- It's just that I don't think
- that any of us know who we really are,
- 1012
- 01:01:43,861 --> 01:01:46,591
- so how are we supposed
- to know who Mr. Right is?
- 1013
- 01:01:46,664 --> 01:01:51,397
- - # No you can't hurt me now #
- - # You can't hurt me now #
- 1014
- 01:01:51,469 --> 01:01:53,699
- How do you know
- he's Mr. Right?
- 1015
- 01:01:53,771 --> 01:01:55,796
- Is it because you're
- both wearing black?
- 1016
- 01:01:55,873 --> 01:01:57,841
- Drinking cappuccinos?
- You both have tattoos?
- 1017
- 01:02:01,212 --> 01:02:04,272
- Who... Who here has
- ever been dumped?
- 1018
- 01:02:06,817 --> 01:02:10,981
- Okay, who here
- has... has dumped someone?
- 1019
- 01:02:11,455 --> 01:02:13,255
- I mean, we've all
- been in love,
- 1020
- 01:02:13,490 --> 01:02:16,721
- but we never know
- that it's not true love until it's over.
- 1021
- 01:02:16,794 --> 01:02:19,594
- So, what if...
- there is no "one"?
- 1022
- 01:02:19,730 --> 01:02:22,699
- Or two, or three,
- or four or five?
- 1023
- 01:02:22,767 --> 01:02:26,464
- I mean, what if
- there's no such thing as true love?
- 1024
- 01:02:26,737 --> 01:02:29,228
- But we're just
- too afraid to admit it, so...
- 1025
- 01:02:29,306 --> 01:02:31,570
- we keep on
- dressing up.
- 1026
- 01:02:31,642 --> 01:02:34,242
- We keep on pretending to be
- something that we're not.
- 1027
- 01:02:34,846 --> 01:02:37,246
- We keep turning
- our lives upside down,
- 1028
- 01:02:37,715 --> 01:02:40,616
- losing ourselves in
- something that we hope...
- 1029
- 01:02:40,684 --> 01:02:43,983
- is better than what
- we think that we are.
- 1030
- 01:02:44,454 --> 01:02:47,753
- What if that something
- that we're looking for...
- 1031
- 01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:51,694
- just doesn't exist?
- 1032
- 01:02:51,762 --> 01:02:55,254
- # You know you can't
- touch me now #
- 1033
- 01:02:55,332 --> 01:02:58,529
- # You can't hold me now #
- 1034
- 01:02:58,602 --> 01:03:02,538
- # And I got plenty of time #
- 1035
- 01:03:18,889 --> 01:03:21,517
- - You okay?
- - Yeah.
- 1036
- 01:03:21,592 --> 01:03:24,392
- Fine. I was just working
- on my fear of public speaking.
- 1037
- 01:03:27,598 --> 01:03:31,090
- Why does everything
- just have to be so...
- 1038
- 01:03:31,569 --> 01:03:35,972
- - just so?
- - I don't know.
- 1039
- 01:03:42,779 --> 01:03:43,979
- You're shakin'.
- 1040
- 01:03:43,981 --> 01:03:46,745
- Well, you let me drink all that
- damn caffeine.
- 1041
- 01:03:49,820 --> 01:03:52,220
- I don't know
- what's wrong with me. I...
- 1042
- 01:03:52,790 --> 01:03:54,951
- Maybe you're
- gettin' your period.
- 1043
- 01:03:55,825 --> 01:03:59,352
- Yeah, maybe.
- 1044
- 01:04:24,821 --> 01:04:26,421
- Wai... Wai...
- wait a second.
- 1045
- 01:04:26,623 --> 01:04:27,623
- No.
- 1046
- 01:04:28,392 --> 01:04:33,853
- # I can't imagine life #
- 1047
- 01:04:33,931 --> 01:04:38,630
- # Without you by my side #
- 1048
- 01:04:38,702 --> 01:04:41,398
- # This is love, babe #
- 1049
- 01:04:41,472 --> 01:04:44,703
- # That I'm feeling #
- 1050
- 01:04:44,775 --> 01:04:49,803
- # And I'm hopin'that
- you're feeling the same #
- 1051
- 01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:52,246
- # Way #
- 1052
- 01:04:52,316 --> 01:04:57,879
- # Things tend
- to slip my mind #
- 1053
- 01:04:57,955 --> 01:05:02,153
- # Like how you like to wine #
- 1054
- 01:05:02,426 --> 01:05:06,157
- # And dine, babe #
- 1055
- 01:05:06,230 --> 01:05:08,698
- # With romantic lights #
- 1056
- 01:05:08,766 --> 01:05:13,499
- # You mean a lot to me
- in so many ways #
- 1057
- 01:05:15,005 --> 01:05:20,773
- - # Lately #
- - # Have I told you I love you #
- 1058
- 01:05:20,844 --> 01:05:23,779
- - # Lately #
- - # Have I told you #
- 1059
- 01:05:23,847 --> 01:05:28,307
- - # You still mean the world to me #
- - # Lately #
- 1060
- 01:05:28,385 --> 01:05:32,651
- # Have I told you I love you #
- 1061
- 01:05:32,723 --> 01:05:34,782
- # I'll be your wishing well #
- 1062
- 01:05:34,858 --> 01:05:38,294
- # Tell me what you want #
- 1063
- 01:05:38,362 --> 01:05:40,296
- # Babe #
- 1064
- 01:05:40,364 --> 01:05:46,132
- # Don't think twice
- of our love #
- 1065
- 01:05:46,203 --> 01:05:50,833
- # I say these things because #
- 1066
- 01:05:50,908 --> 01:05:53,809
- # I love you #
- 1067
- 01:05:53,877 --> 01:05:56,641
- # But it's hard to explain #
- 1068
- 01:05:56,713 --> 01:06:01,650
- # And I'm hoping that
- you're feeling the same #
- 1069
- 01:06:04,555 --> 01:06:10,425
- # You know
- that all of my #
- 1070
- 01:06:10,494 --> 01:06:14,828
- # Feelings are inside #
- 1071
- 01:06:37,988 --> 01:06:41,754
- - Hey.
- - Hi.
- 1072
- 01:06:47,364 --> 01:06:50,162
- - Where are you going?
- - Class.
- 1073
- 01:06:50,234 --> 01:06:52,759
- Oh, no, you're not.
- You're staying right here,
- 1074
- 01:06:53,236 --> 01:06:54,636
- where I can see you.
- 1075
- 01:06:55,539 --> 01:06:57,339
- I really... have to go.
- 1076
- 01:06:57,508 --> 01:06:59,442
- You never go to class.
- 1077
- 01:06:59,510 --> 01:07:01,444
- I know.
- But that's why I have to go.
- 1078
- 01:07:01,512 --> 01:07:04,447
- Wait.
- I'll make us breakfast.
- 1079
- 01:07:04,515 --> 01:07:07,678
- It's okay.
- I'm late.
- 1080
- 01:07:13,424 --> 01:07:15,858
- I'll see you later.
- 1081
- 01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,121
- Is this about Megan?
- 1082
- 01:07:20,698 --> 01:07:25,032
- - No.
- - I'm gonna tell her.
- 1083
- 01:07:26,437 --> 01:07:28,598
- Well, maybe you shouldn't.
- 1084
- 01:07:30,441 --> 01:07:32,602
- Oh.
- 1085
- 01:07:34,278 --> 01:07:36,940
- We'll talk about this later. Okay?
- 1086
- 01:07:38,682 --> 01:07:40,616
- Yeah, okay. Okay.
- 1087
- 01:07:41,084 --> 01:07:43,884
- Just stay as long
- as you like, and, uh...
- 1088
- 01:07:43,954 --> 01:07:45,888
- Well, you know
- where everything is.
- 1089
- 01:07:55,466 --> 01:07:57,957
- Jen!
- 1090
- 01:07:58,035 --> 01:08:00,595
- Jen. Hi.
- 1091
- 01:08:00,671 --> 01:08:02,832
- Um, I have to talk
- about what happened.
- 1092
- 01:08:02,906 --> 01:08:04,306
- Amy, it's okay.
- 1093
- 01:08:05,009 --> 01:08:06,943
- No, it's not okay.
- But it is okay,
- 1094
- 01:08:07,011 --> 01:08:09,241
- because I've been thinking about it,
- and I think what happened is...
- 1095
- 01:08:09,313 --> 01:08:12,043
- that you're my best friend and
- I love you and I think I got jealous...
- 1096
- 01:08:12,116 --> 01:08:13,716
- when you were spending
- so much time with Ryan,
- 1097
- 01:08:14,218 --> 01:08:16,686
- and then, with you
- graduating and everything...
- and then I think in a weird way,
- 1098
- 01:08:16,754 --> 01:08:18,688
- I was just desperately trying
- to keep things the way they were,
- 1099
- 01:08:18,756 --> 01:08:21,122
- and I did what I did
- because I was afraid of losing you.
- 1100
- 01:08:21,592 --> 01:08:23,856
- Isn't that amazing?
- 1101
- 01:08:23,927 --> 01:08:27,419
- Yeah, without therapy. I came
- up with that completely on my own.
- 1102
- 01:08:27,698 --> 01:08:30,292
- I mean, I was thinking about us
- and all the time we spent together,
- 1103
- 01:08:30,367 --> 01:08:31,567
- and then it hit me
- like a thunderbolt.
- 1104
- 01:08:32,169 --> 01:08:34,967
- By kissing you, I was
- trying to prevent change.
- 1105
- 01:08:35,038 --> 01:08:37,529
- But maybe change
- isn't always catastrophic.
- 1106
- 01:08:37,608 --> 01:08:40,304
- Before we met, I didn't
- know you at all, right?
- 1107
- 01:08:40,377 --> 01:08:43,005
- - Right.
- - Yeah, that was a change!
- 1108
- 01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:45,981
- I mean, that was a great change.
- I loved that change.
- 1109
- 01:08:46,049 --> 01:08:49,849
- I mean, who knows? I mean, maybe
- I'll kill myself by midterms next year.
- 1110
- 01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:52,320
- But, then again,
- maybe I won't.
- 1111
- 01:08:52,389 --> 01:08:54,448
- You know?
- Maybe it'll be okay.
- 1112
- 01:08:54,525 --> 01:08:57,517
- And that's the beauty of change.
- You know, you never know
- how things are gonna work out.
- 1113
- 01:08:58,394 --> 01:09:01,594
- - So, everything's okay?
- - Yeah, never been better!
- 1114
- 01:09:02,566 --> 01:09:04,830
- Ohh.
- 1115
- 01:09:06,069 --> 01:09:08,003
- You know, Ryan's
- in your bed right now.
- 1116
- 01:09:09,539 --> 01:09:13,669
- - Yeah.
- - You know he's naked, right?
- 1117
- 01:09:13,744 --> 01:09:17,111
- - Yeah.
- - But you know I'm curious, right?
- 1118
- 01:09:18,181 --> 01:09:22,311
- - Yeah.
- - So? What happened?
- 1119
- 01:09:22,386 --> 01:09:25,355
- I think I was
- afraid of losing him.
- 1120
- 01:09:34,331 --> 01:09:36,356
- Megan!
- 1121
- 01:09:38,835 --> 01:09:40,035
- Oh!
- 1122
- 01:09:40,437 --> 01:09:43,133
- I'm the one
- who told him to start dating.
- 1123
- 01:09:43,206 --> 01:09:45,640
- And then he did.
- And I didn't get to see him as much,
- 1124
- 01:09:45,709 --> 01:09:49,008
- and then the whole thing with Paul
- happened, and seeing him with Mary...
- 1125
- 01:09:49,079 --> 01:09:52,079
- - Megan.
- - Whatever. I just
- wanted to be with him.
- 1126
- 01:09:52,316 --> 01:09:56,013
- It was a huge mistake.
- Huge. Huge, big fat mistake.
- 1127
- 01:09:56,086 --> 01:09:59,419
- We're friends.
- We're great as friends.
- 1128
- 01:09:59,890 --> 01:10:01,690
- So, what are you
- gonna do about it?
- 1129
- 01:10:01,692 --> 01:10:03,683
- I have no idea.
- 1130
- 01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:05,694
- He takes this kinda thing
- so seriously,
- 1131
- 01:10:05,762 --> 01:10:08,526
- and the last thing in the world
- I wanna do is hurt him.
- 1132
- 01:10:09,599 --> 01:10:14,366
- Go to hell, Ryan. Go to hell.
- 1133
- 01:10:14,838 --> 01:10:16,863
- What if I'm in love with her?
- 1134
- 01:10:16,940 --> 01:10:19,932
- - Are you?
- - I don't know! Maybe.
- 1135
- 01:10:21,010 --> 01:10:22,610
- - What does that mean?
- - I don't know.
- 1136
- 01:10:22,746 --> 01:10:26,842
- I just... don't want things
- to be weird with us.
- 1137
- 01:10:26,917 --> 01:10:31,115
- Uh, buddy, if you're looking at me
- for answers, I'm flattered, but, uh,
- 1138
- 01:10:31,188 --> 01:10:33,986
- you've come
- to the wrong place.
- 1139
- 01:10:34,057 --> 01:10:36,491
- If I just pretend
- like nothing happened, then I'll be...
- 1140
- 01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:39,859
- lying to myself about
- feelings I might be feeling.
- 1141
- 01:10:39,930 --> 01:10:43,889
- But if I tell her how I might
- be feeling, she'll run,
- because that's what she does.
- 1142
- 01:10:43,967 --> 01:10:46,026
- And I know that
- better than anyone.
- 1143
- 01:10:46,103 --> 01:10:48,367
- And that's the last thing
- I wanna have happen.
- 1144
- 01:10:49,238 --> 01:10:51,238
- Being yourself,
- not being yourself...
- 1145
- 01:10:52,542 --> 01:10:54,772
- Welcome to my world.
- 1146
- 01:11:14,965 --> 01:11:17,661
- - Does this feel weird to you?
- - Oh, yes.
- 1147
- 01:11:17,734 --> 01:11:20,334
- Okay. Well, maybe we should
- talk about this.
- 1148
- 01:11:20,337 --> 01:11:23,329
- - I think that would be good.
- - All right. It's just...
- I had this feeling...
- 1149
- 01:11:23,607 --> 01:11:27,099
- that things might get strange between
- us because of what happened last night,
- 1150
- 01:11:27,177 --> 01:11:29,737
- - and I don't want that to happen.
- - Me neither.
- 1151
- 01:11:29,813 --> 01:11:32,907
- 'Cause we're too good together
- to let that come between us.
- 1152
- 01:11:34,584 --> 01:11:38,213
- - It was a mistake.
- - You think so?
- 1153
- 01:11:38,288 --> 01:11:41,951
- - Yes.
- - Yeah, I think you're right.
- 1154
- 01:11:42,025 --> 01:11:45,153
- I think that we just,
- you know, we got carried away,
- 1155
- 01:11:45,228 --> 01:11:47,822
- in the moment,
- and... you know.
- 1156
- 01:11:49,266 --> 01:11:51,928
- Yes.
- 1157
- 01:11:53,003 --> 01:11:55,870
- Last night was
- really special to me...
- 1158
- 01:11:55,939 --> 01:11:58,965
- because you're really
- special to me, Ryan.
- 1159
- 01:11:59,042 --> 01:12:02,705
- But that's all it was:
- it was an incredibly special night.
- 1160
- 01:12:04,214 --> 01:12:06,307
- I just got worried
- that maybe,
- 1161
- 01:12:06,383 --> 01:12:08,783
- you know, we'd give it more
- importance than we should.
- 1162
- 01:12:10,887 --> 01:12:14,118
- Uh, no.
- I'm totally with you.
- 1163
- 01:12:15,726 --> 01:12:19,253
- Great.
- 1164
- 01:12:19,329 --> 01:12:23,993
- - You didn't tell Megan, did you?
- - No. No.
- 1165
- 01:12:24,067 --> 01:12:26,228
- - It's probably better not to.
- - Yeah.
- 1166
- 01:12:26,303 --> 01:12:30,399
- Well, I feel so much lighter. Do you?
- 1167
- 01:12:31,708 --> 01:12:32,908
- Yes.
- 1168
- 01:12:34,011 --> 01:12:38,778
- - So you wanna go fill up on vittles?
- - Sure.
- 1169
- 01:12:38,849 --> 01:12:40,783
- Yeah.
- 1170
- 01:12:43,954 --> 01:12:46,354
- Actually, you know what?
- I shouldn't.
- 1171
- 01:12:46,423 --> 01:12:48,948
- I'd like to, but I still
- have some more studying to do.
- 1172
- 01:12:49,426 --> 01:12:52,953
- - Really?
- - Yeah. It's pretty important.
- 1173
- 01:12:55,198 --> 01:12:57,598
- Okay.
- You call me?
- 1174
- 01:12:57,767 --> 01:13:00,258
- - I will.
- - Yeah?
- 1175
- 01:13:00,337 --> 01:13:02,635
- Yeah.
- 1176
- 01:13:04,474 --> 01:13:09,241
- # Oh, oh, yeah #
- 1177
- 01:13:09,312 --> 01:13:11,906
- # Baby #
- 1178
- 01:13:12,382 --> 01:13:17,945
- # I've kept it inside
- for the longest time #
- 1179
- 01:13:18,021 --> 01:13:22,821
- # And I can't
- keep keepin'in #
- 1180
- 01:13:22,859 --> 01:13:26,859
- # All this love
- that is in my heart #
- 1181
- 01:13:29,066 --> 01:13:33,298
- # Maybe it's safer
- not to say that I care #
- 1182
- 01:13:33,570 --> 01:13:39,475
- - # Maybe this road
- won't lead me anywhere #
- 1183
- 01:13:39,543 --> 01:13:41,943
- - This is Ryan. Leave a message.
- 1184
- 01:13:42,012 --> 01:13:44,572
- Hey, it's me.
- 1185
- 01:13:45,048 --> 01:13:47,248
- Where ya been?
- What's going on?
- 1186
- 01:13:48,351 --> 01:13:51,752
- Okay. Well,
- you know the number. Bye.
- 1187
- 01:13:51,822 --> 01:13:53,756
- # Tell you what I'm feeling #
- 1188
- 01:13:53,824 --> 01:13:56,884
- # If I keep
- these feelings in #
- 1189
- 01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:02,296
- - # And if I don't say the word #
- - # lf I don't say the word #
- 1190
- 01:14:02,365 --> 01:14:06,825
- # How will you hear
- what's inside my heart #
- 1191
- 01:14:06,903 --> 01:14:09,838
- # How will you know things #
- 1192
- 01:14:09,906 --> 01:14:13,239
- # If I don't tell you now #
- 1193
- 01:14:16,413 --> 01:14:19,143
- # Oh, oh #
- 1194
- 01:14:22,552 --> 01:14:25,453
- # I'd give anything #
- 1195
- 01:14:25,522 --> 01:14:27,456
- # To be in your dreams #
- 1196
- 01:14:27,524 --> 01:14:32,427
- # And I can't stand
- standing by #
- 1197
- 01:14:32,896 --> 01:14:36,423
- # With this dream
- locked inside my heart #
- 1198
- 01:14:36,499 --> 01:14:38,433
- - # My heart #
- - # My heart #
- 1199
- 01:14:40,537 --> 01:14:43,097
- - This is Ryan. Leave a message.
- 1200
- 01:14:43,172 --> 01:14:46,172
- Hey, it's me again.
- Um...
- 1201
- 01:14:46,409 --> 01:14:49,207
- Guess I thought
- I might catch you at home.
- 1202
- 01:14:49,279 --> 01:14:54,581
- Is everything okay?
- Would you call me back? Please?
- 1203
- 01:14:54,651 --> 01:14:58,551
- - All right. Bye.
- - # I may never get the chance again #
- 1204
- 01:14:58,622 --> 01:15:00,590
- - # To tell you that I need you #
- - [Chattering]
- 1205
- 01:15:00,657 --> 01:15:03,285
- # Tell you
- what I'm feeling #
- 1206
- 01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:06,989
- # If I keep
- these feelings in #
- 1207
- 01:15:07,064 --> 01:15:12,366
- - # And if I don't say the word #
- - # lf I don't say the word #
- 1208
- 01:15:12,436 --> 01:15:17,032
- # How will you hear
- what's inside my heart #
- 1209
- 01:15:17,107 --> 01:15:19,905
- # How will you know things #
- 1210
- 01:15:19,977 --> 01:15:24,414
- # If I don't tell you now #
- 1211
- 01:15:24,481 --> 01:15:28,713
- # How will you know
- you're inside my soul #
- 1212
- 01:15:28,785 --> 01:15:31,385
- # Oh, it's driving me crazy #
- 1213
- 01:15:35,726 --> 01:15:39,560
- Ryan Walker, where
- the hell have you been?
- 1214
- 01:15:39,629 --> 01:15:41,859
- - Hey.
- - Where have you been?
- 1215
- 01:15:42,332 --> 01:15:44,266
- Studying.
- 1216
- 01:15:44,334 --> 01:15:46,734
- Well, what's going on?
- 1217
- 01:15:46,803 --> 01:15:49,803
- - How are you?
- - Good.
- 1218
- 01:15:49,940 --> 01:15:53,068
- - Busy.
- - Yeah. Me too.
- 1219
- 01:15:53,143 --> 01:15:58,376
- I'm all done, so I guess it's good-bye,
- Berkeley, and hello, real world.
- 1220
- 01:16:01,418 --> 01:16:04,080
- You wanna go...
- do something?
- 1221
- 01:16:05,655 --> 01:16:10,217
- No. You know, I should really
- get back to studying.
- 1222
- 01:16:10,293 --> 01:16:12,318
- Okay.
- 1223
- 01:16:13,630 --> 01:16:15,996
- So, I guess
- I'll see you around.
- 1224
- 01:16:16,066 --> 01:16:19,627
- But I'm gone.
- I mean I'm gone in a few days.
- 1225
- 01:16:19,703 --> 01:16:22,831
- Guess you won't have time to plan
- my bon voyage party, huh?
- 1226
- 01:16:23,506 --> 01:16:26,106
- - Oh, yeah. Italy.
- - Yeah.
- 1227
- 01:16:27,210 --> 01:16:29,610
- - You must be excited.
- - Oh, you know me.
- 1228
- 01:16:29,779 --> 01:16:32,407
- Any excuse not to shave
- under my armpits.
- 1229
- 01:16:32,882 --> 01:16:35,214
- - I'll be here.
- - Yeah?
- 1230
- 01:16:35,284 --> 01:16:39,684
- When's your last exam? I mean, do you
- wanna go celebrate or something? You wanna...?
- 1231
- 01:16:39,856 --> 01:16:42,086
- Uh, no, I'm leaving
- right after it, so...
- 1232
- 01:16:43,460 --> 01:16:48,193
- Okay. Guess we'll talk.
- 1233
- 01:16:54,170 --> 01:16:56,695
- - What's going on?
- - What?
- 1234
- 01:16:56,773 --> 01:16:59,367
- What? This!
- This! What is this?
- 1235
- 01:16:59,642 --> 01:17:02,873
- I don't know.
- Nothing's going on.
- 1236
- 01:17:02,946 --> 01:17:06,905
- Really? Because I just
- ran into Megan, and she told me
- that you broke up with her.
- 1237
- 01:17:07,383 --> 01:17:08,783
- Is that what this is about?
- 1238
- 01:17:09,219 --> 01:17:11,278
- Because I thought I told you
- not to tell her anything.
- 1239
- 01:17:11,354 --> 01:17:13,322
- Yeah, I know.
- 1240
- 01:17:14,591 --> 01:17:17,025
- - Well, are you upset? Are you...
- - No!
- 1241
- 01:17:17,093 --> 01:17:20,119
- - So what's going on?
- - I don't know!
- 1242
- 01:17:20,396 --> 01:17:22,523
- Things are different.
- 1243
- 01:17:22,599 --> 01:17:23,999
- But I thought
- we talked about that.
- 1244
- 01:17:25,502 --> 01:17:28,130
- Ryan, I thought that we said that we
- didn't want anything to be different.
- 1245
- 01:17:28,605 --> 01:17:32,006
- I thought we said that having sex
- was just a huge mistake and...
- 1246
- 01:17:32,075 --> 01:17:33,875
- and I mean...
- I mean, it was weeks ago now.
- 1247
- 01:17:34,010 --> 01:17:36,069
- I thought we'd go back to being just
- friends. I thought that would just...
- 1248
- 01:17:36,146 --> 01:17:38,410
- - Why was it a mistake?
- - What?
- 1249
- 01:17:38,482 --> 01:17:41,849
- You and me. Why was that a mistake?
- I'm curious.
- 1250
- 01:17:43,787 --> 01:17:46,688
- We've already talked about...
- What, do you wanna go over it again?
- 1251
- 01:17:46,756 --> 01:17:49,156
- No, you wanna talk?
- Let's talk.
- 1252
- 01:17:49,426 --> 01:17:54,090
- Was it a mistake because
- anything that comes close to
- real intimacy freaks you out?
- 1253
- 01:17:54,364 --> 01:17:56,594
- Or just that I'm not
- good enough for you?
- 1254
- 01:17:58,501 --> 01:18:02,460
- Ryan, you...
- you kissed me, and...
- 1255
- 01:18:02,539 --> 01:18:04,139
- and I responded.
- 1256
- 01:18:04,841 --> 01:18:07,901
- But I wouldn't have done it if I thought
- it was gonna end our friendship.
- 1257
- 01:18:07,977 --> 01:18:10,275
- And neither would I.
- 1258
- 01:18:11,146 --> 01:18:13,746
- Ryan, if I could
- take it all back, I would.
- 1259
- 01:18:14,050 --> 01:18:17,178
- Take it.
- It's yours.
- 1260
- 01:18:17,253 --> 01:18:19,915
- Put it on the shelf
- with all your other one-night stands.
- 1261
- 01:18:24,794 --> 01:18:26,728
- Why are you doing this?
- 1262
- 01:18:27,196 --> 01:18:30,596
- Look, that night was as much
- a surprise to me as it was to you.
- 1263
- 01:18:30,900 --> 01:18:34,597
- But being with you was like going
- to a place that I had never been before.
- 1264
- 01:18:35,071 --> 01:18:38,404
- And after you fell asleep,
- I just laid there, staring up at those...
- 1265
- 01:18:38,474 --> 01:18:41,474
- cheap fluorescent stars
- you have stuck on your ceiling. And...
- 1266
- 01:18:42,245 --> 01:18:45,737
- after a while, they just
- started forming a pattern,
- 1267
- 01:18:45,815 --> 01:18:50,878
- this weird, glow-in-the-dark
- pattern that linked together
- our entire relationship.
- 1268
- 01:18:50,954 --> 01:18:53,582
- And for the first time,
- everything seemed clear to me,
- 1269
- 01:18:53,656 --> 01:18:55,886
- like one
- logical progression.
- 1270
- 01:18:55,959 --> 01:18:58,189
- It felt like you and I were
- the greatest plan ever made,
- 1271
- 01:18:58,261 --> 01:19:00,786
- and I had
- nothing to do with it.
- 1272
- 01:19:01,463 --> 01:19:04,863
- Being with you made me feel that maybe
- I didn't have to keep planning anymore,
- 1273
- 01:19:04,968 --> 01:19:07,436
- because it felt like
- I was actually living,
- 1274
- 01:19:07,504 --> 01:19:11,998
- and that for once in my life, I wouldn't
- have to work so hard at being happy.
- 1275
- 01:19:13,343 --> 01:19:16,107
- That it could just happen.
- 1276
- 01:19:18,882 --> 01:19:23,581
- Nothing will ever hurt me as much as
- your reaction to that same experience.
- 1277
- 01:19:26,156 --> 01:19:28,351
- - Ryan...
- - What? What?
- 1278
- 01:19:28,425 --> 01:19:32,020
- You wanna go hang out at the library
- and pretend like nothing happened?
- 1279
- 01:19:33,163 --> 01:19:35,495
- I can't do that.
- 1280
- 01:19:38,668 --> 01:19:42,126
- I'm sorry.
- 1281
- 01:19:42,205 --> 01:19:44,139
- I'm sorry,
- I don't know what to say.
- 1282
- 01:19:44,807 --> 01:19:47,407
- Look, you don't
- have to say anything.
- 1283
- 01:19:48,978 --> 01:19:50,978
- I have to go.
- 1284
- 01:19:51,347 --> 01:19:53,645
- Have fun in Italy.
- 1285
- 01:20:17,872 --> 01:20:19,872
- I'm gonna miss you so much.
- 1286
- 01:20:20,376 --> 01:20:22,901
- I'm gonna
- miss you too.
- 1287
- 01:20:22,979 --> 01:20:25,243
- E-mail me about
- anything, okay?
- 1288
- 01:20:25,314 --> 01:20:27,114
- You know,
- school, food,
- 1289
- 01:20:27,116 --> 01:20:29,448
- tall, dark, handsome
- Italian guys.
- 1290
- 01:20:29,519 --> 01:20:31,851
- Okay? I want
- to know everything.
- 1291
- 01:20:31,921 --> 01:20:35,288
- - Okay, you gotta stop crying now.
- - Yeah, you stop crying.
- 1292
- 01:20:35,358 --> 01:20:38,418
- - I'm the one looking down
- the barrel of a very lonely...
- - Oh!
- 1293
- 01:20:38,495 --> 01:20:41,259
- ...final year.
- 1294
- 01:20:41,331 --> 01:20:43,526
- Jennifer?
- 1295
- 01:20:45,168 --> 01:20:47,159
- Jennifer.
- 1296
- 01:20:47,237 --> 01:20:50,764
- - Hey.
- - Where are you going?
- 1297
- 01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:53,770
- - Italy.
- - Right now?
- 1298
- 01:20:53,843 --> 01:20:55,443
- Miss?
- 1299
- 01:20:57,614 --> 01:21:01,812
- - How are Ryan's exams going?
- - Good. Good. They're goin' good.
- 1300
- 01:21:03,086 --> 01:21:05,418
- - He's doin' okay?
- - He's doin' great.
- 1301
- 01:21:05,488 --> 01:21:07,854
- He really...
- He-He couldn't...
- 1302
- 01:21:08,324 --> 01:21:11,725
- All right, that's a lie. He's in love
- with someone who's not in love with him.
- 1303
- 01:21:11,794 --> 01:21:13,728
- How do you think he is?
- 1304
- 01:21:14,797 --> 01:21:17,732
- Are we gonna go?
- 1305
- 01:21:19,735 --> 01:21:21,669
- I love you.
- 1306
- 01:21:26,676 --> 01:21:28,769
- Bye.
- 1307
- 01:21:34,883 --> 01:21:36,083
- Hi.
- 1308
- 01:21:37,119 --> 01:21:38,119
- Hi.
- 1309
- 01:21:39,722 --> 01:21:42,054
- - Are you a... friend of Jennifer's?
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 1310
- 01:21:42,125 --> 01:21:44,593
- I'm-I'm Amy.
- 1311
- 01:21:44,661 --> 01:21:47,459
- Amy? Yeah, yeah.
- I've heard of you.
- 1312
- 01:21:47,530 --> 01:21:51,125
- Amy. Of course.
- Nice to meet you.
- 1313
- 01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:53,794
- And, uh, your name?
- 1314
- 01:21:53,870 --> 01:21:57,237
- - Hmm?
- - What's your name?
- 1315
- 01:21:57,307 --> 01:21:59,241
- M-My na...
- My name?
- 1316
- 01:21:59,709 --> 01:22:03,839
- Yeah, yeah.
- You know, it's, um...
- 1317
- 01:22:05,048 --> 01:22:08,506
- It's Steve.
- My name is Steve.
- 1318
- 01:22:08,585 --> 01:22:12,988
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, it's nice to meet you, Steve.
- 1319
- 01:22:29,839 --> 01:22:31,807
- Going to Europe
- for the summer?
- 1320
- 01:22:31,874 --> 01:22:34,035
- Oh. Yeah.
- 1321
- 01:22:34,110 --> 01:22:36,772
- Yeah, I just, uh...
- I just graduated.
- 1322
- 01:22:36,846 --> 01:22:39,906
- - Congratulations. In what?
- - Thanks.
- 1323
- 01:22:39,983 --> 01:22:42,042
- Um, Latin.
- 1324
- 01:22:42,118 --> 01:22:45,986
- Latin. How interesting.
- What are you gonna do with that?
- 1325
- 01:22:48,324 --> 01:22:53,489
- Um,
- I have no idea.
- 1326
- 01:22:53,563 --> 01:22:57,897
- Well, don't worry. I spent four years
- at college studying English.
- 1327
- 01:22:57,967 --> 01:23:00,060
- - I didn't have a clue.
- - Really?
- 1328
- 01:23:00,136 --> 01:23:02,661
- Really. Now I run
- my own company.
- 1329
- 01:23:02,739 --> 01:23:06,266
- - Oh.
- - You'll figure out what you want.
- 1330
- 01:23:08,678 --> 01:23:10,908
- Why was it a mistake?
- Was it a mistake...
- 1331
- 01:23:10,980 --> 01:23:14,381
- because anything that even gets close
- to real intimacy freaks you out?
- 1332
- 01:23:16,619 --> 01:23:18,712
- - Stop the van!
- - What?
- 1333
- 01:23:18,788 --> 01:23:20,585
- - Would you please stop the van?
- - I can't pull over!
- 1334
- 01:23:20,657 --> 01:23:23,251
- Just pull over 'cause I'm gettin' out!
- 1335
- 01:23:23,326 --> 01:23:25,326
- I can't stop the van.
- We're in the middle of a bridge...
- 1336
- 01:23:33,336 --> 01:23:36,464
- # And if I don't
- say the word #
- 1337
- 01:23:36,539 --> 01:23:41,943
- - # lf I don't say the word #
- - # How will you hear
- what's inside my heart #
- 1338
- 01:23:42,011 --> 01:23:44,536
- - Ryan?
- - # How would you know that #
- 1339
- 01:23:44,614 --> 01:23:48,641
- # If I don't tell you now #
- 1340
- 01:23:48,718 --> 01:23:51,778
- Nothing will ever hurt me
- as much as your reaction...
- 1341
- 01:23:51,854 --> 01:23:53,788
- to that same experience.
- 1342
- 01:23:53,856 --> 01:23:57,451
- # If I don't tell you now #
- 1343
- 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:06,264
- Ame?
- 1344
- 01:24:08,438 --> 01:24:10,963
- Ame?
- 1345
- 01:24:11,440 --> 01:24:15,570
- Wha... What are you
- doing here?
- 1346
- 01:24:15,644 --> 01:24:19,307
- - I don't know.
- - Oh, what's... what's wrong?
- 1347
- 01:24:19,381 --> 01:24:22,680
- - What happened?
- - I don't know. I just, uh...
- 1348
- 01:24:22,751 --> 01:24:24,151
- I just can't...
- 1349
- 01:24:25,388 --> 01:24:27,754
- Somebody here?
- 1350
- 01:24:27,824 --> 01:24:30,349
- - Yeah.
- - Who?
- 1351
- 01:24:30,426 --> 01:24:32,860
- Oh, it doesn't matter.
- Just tell me what's wrong.
- 1352
- 01:24:32,929 --> 01:24:35,193
- - Amy, who's here?
- 1353
- 01:24:37,064 --> 01:24:39,464
- - Hunter? Hunter?
- - Hunter!
- 1354
- 01:24:40,169 --> 01:24:43,195
- - It's a long story.
- - Hunter, where's Ryan?
- 1355
- 01:24:43,272 --> 01:24:45,263
- He's on his way
- back to L.A.
- 1356
- 01:24:46,141 --> 01:24:47,741
- Oh.
- 1357
- 01:24:48,443 --> 01:24:50,243
- I think he was catching
- the 4:00 shuttle.
- 1358
- 01:24:50,279 --> 01:24:52,440
- - 4:00?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1359
- 01:24:54,016 --> 01:24:57,042
- - Which airline?
- - Sky Southwest.
- 1360
- 01:24:57,119 --> 01:24:59,053
- Thank you.
- 1361
- 01:25:05,826 --> 01:25:09,455
- Hunter?
- 1362
- 01:25:10,432 --> 01:25:12,366
- You can call me Tiger.
- 1363
- 01:25:18,808 --> 01:25:21,641
- Good afternoon, folks.
- Sorry about the delay.
- 1364
- 01:25:21,711 --> 01:25:24,942
- We'll be headed out
- for the runway in just a minute.
- 1365
- 01:25:27,516 --> 01:25:30,076
- Put your seat back, please.
- 1366
- 01:25:32,521 --> 01:25:34,489
- - Can I help you, sir?
- - I don't know.
- 1367
- 01:25:34,557 --> 01:25:37,557
- Can... you bring me
- a glass of water, please?
- 1368
- 01:25:38,061 --> 01:25:40,461
- I'm sorry, sir. You're gonna have
- to wait until we're airborne.
- 1369
- 01:25:40,630 --> 01:25:42,564
- Just be a few minutes.
- 1370
- 01:25:47,303 --> 01:25:51,399
- Te amo.
- 1371
- 01:25:52,274 --> 01:25:54,074
- Te amo, Ryan Walker.
- 1372
- 01:25:56,679 --> 01:25:58,079
- I think she's
- talking to you.
- 1373
- 01:25:58,314 --> 01:26:02,751
- Please, ma'am. You're going
- to have to take your seat now.
- 1374
- 01:26:06,389 --> 01:26:10,553
- Did you hear what I said?
- I love you.
- 1375
- 01:26:11,027 --> 01:26:14,087
- And I'm not going to Italy.
- I'm staying here with you.
- 1376
- 01:26:16,165 --> 01:26:18,258
- - It's too late.
- - No.
- 1377
- 01:26:18,534 --> 01:26:23,801
- Everything that you said about that
- night, I felt it too. And it scared me.
- 1378
- 01:26:23,872 --> 01:26:27,272
- I was scared to lose you.
- But I was even more scared...
- 1379
- 01:26:27,377 --> 01:26:30,377
- to let myself love you,
- because every time that I let love in,
- 1380
- 01:26:30,913 --> 01:26:33,245
- somebody comes along
- and takes it away.
- 1381
- 01:26:33,316 --> 01:26:35,546
- And it just hurts so bad.
- 1382
- 01:26:35,618 --> 01:26:37,643
- But I'm tired
- of being afraid.
- 1383
- 01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:41,952
- Ma'am? Hi, I need you to turn around
- and put your seat belt on.
- 1384
- 01:26:42,424 --> 01:26:45,624
- I just made the most important decision
- of my entire life.
- 1385
- 01:26:45,962 --> 01:26:49,523
- - You want me to put on my seat belt?
- - Yes, I do.
- 1386
- 01:26:50,599 --> 01:26:52,199
- Okay.
- 1387
- 01:26:56,572 --> 01:26:59,973
- What about six months from now?
- How do I know you'll be happy then?
- 1388
- 01:27:00,042 --> 01:27:02,738
- Well, how do I know
- you'll be happy?
- 1389
- 01:27:02,812 --> 01:27:04,412
- I mean, how do
- we know anything?
- 1390
- 01:27:04,414 --> 01:27:06,382
- How do we know that the plane
- isn't gonna crash?
- 1391
- 01:27:06,449 --> 01:27:08,713
- - We're gonna crash?
- - All righty, I'm not asking you again.
- 1392
- 01:27:08,985 --> 01:27:13,046
- You're required by law to fasten
- your seat belts. Both of you. Now.
- 1393
- 01:27:21,464 --> 01:27:23,955
- I need you.
- 1394
- 01:27:24,033 --> 01:27:26,695
- And that's a really hard thing
- for me to accept.
- 1395
- 01:27:27,369 --> 01:27:30,969
- But it's a whole lot easier
- than imagining my life without you.
- 1396
- 01:27:33,175 --> 01:27:35,507
- I wanna do laundry
- with you, Ryan.
- 1397
- 01:27:41,683 --> 01:27:44,311
- But you send
- your laundry out.
- 1398
- 01:27:46,355 --> 01:27:49,756
- - Not anymore.
- - You wanna switch?
- 1399
- 01:27:51,093 --> 01:27:53,027
- Yeah.
- 1400
- 01:27:54,830 --> 01:27:56,821
- [Stewardess]
- Will you two please sit down?
- 1401
- 01:28:01,337 --> 01:28:03,498
- - Oh.
- - What? What is it?
- 1402
- 01:28:03,572 --> 01:28:06,200
- It's just the whole laundry thing.
- It's a metaphor, right?
- 1403
- 01:28:06,275 --> 01:28:08,709
- Don't worry.
- I'll show you how.
- 1404
- 01:28:11,781 --> 01:28:14,113
- [Gasping]
- One, two, three, four...
- 1405
- 01:28:14,183 --> 01:28:16,583
- You should just try breathing.
- It'll help you relax.
- 1406
- 01:28:16,652 --> 01:28:19,382
- ...seven, eight...
- - Trust me?
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