Rusty Shovels

habajiga: hello there
Piexplode: hey
habajiga: i am sure you are a nice, respectable person
habajiga: but
habajiga: if you lay your hands on my man Gizmo $_$
Piexplode: he will be looked after :)
habajiga: i will have to take extreme measures
habajiga: no, don't look after him
Piexplode: ok
habajiga: his crevices are mine
Piexplode: I won't touch him
habajiga: do u know what castration is?
Piexplode: yea
Piexplode: no thank u
Piexplode: :)
habajiga: just sayin
habajiga: i use a shovel
Piexplode: a fine choice
Piexplode: better be rusty too
habajiga: yes its rusty
habajiga: wait, how did u know?
Piexplode: :]
habajiga: i bought it from a midget on craigslist
Piexplode: o yea that's where I get my shovels too
Piexplode: I stopped getting them from there
habajiga: i will suck the phlegm out of one of your holes if u touch my gizzy bear
Piexplode: after I realised that he used to sell drugs to children and then force them to do
Piexplode: ... stuff ... with the shovels
Piexplode: to make them rust quicker
Piexplode: trade secret apparently o_o
habajiga: well, i think the midget is a great person
habajiga: i also own somalian child slaves
habajiga: and theyre fine shovel rusters