Polecat Problems

>New to college, you surveyed your dorm room
>It wasn’t very large, but it was more than enough to hold what little you packed
>You were excited to meet your roommate, but were surprised to see they already moved in their stuff
>A lot of sports related posters and workout gear, you figure he must be a jock
>However you’re considering opening up a window, because his side of the room seems to have a strange smell
>It’s faint, but occasionally you catch a full whiff of skunky stench and protein shakes
>Maybe he just smokes too much weed?
>Yet as you move to leave, the sound of a key opening the door stops you
>”Oooh, even if the cafeteria is all you can eat I shouldn’t have-“
>The lengthy polecat moves their furry body fluidly as they enter, stopping in surprise when they look up at you
>The feminine face poking out of her bulky hoodie alerts you your roommate is a woman?
>Those hips stretching her basketball shorts certainly don’t lie
>After a moment’s pause she swivels her head closer
>”You my roomie?”
>As you nod a guttural rumble burbles out from her stomach
>”Here, I’ll make this quick so you know what my territory is…”
>Under her breath she groans
>”…not like I can hold it much longer…”
>Sitting on her bed, she didn’t waste a moment to pull one of her legs high in the air
>With a grunt and a slight lean, she pummeled the mattress with a wave of forceful flatulence
>The sweltering gasses roared out of her plump bottom and soaked into her bedding to mark it with her scent
>However the majority of her extremely pungent gas radiated off the sheets and swirled around the room
>It was that same skunky scent from before, but almost palpably stronger with a degree of pure sulfur and a dose of overpowering dairy from her muscle milk binge in the cafeteria
>As soon as her massive ass blast rumbled to a purring finish, she sighed and fell back
>”If you can smell my scent on it, you know not to mess with it! Okay?”
>That rule was going to be difficult to follow when you could smell nothing but that last fart in your tiny room
>Yet she wasn’t done, as she leaned down to grab a towel of yours that had fallen onto her side
>Before you can say anything she’s got both her legs pulled up and your towel pulled over her wide rear
>”I’m not sure if this is mine, but it’s about to be…”
>Scrunching her face for a moment, she forced out a deep muffled bomb of heinous stench that pushed it’s way through the fabric of the towel and stained every inch with her aroma
>”Woooooh, oh yeah! That one was a winner…”
>Your roommate just showed up, and yet already she’d destroyed the atmosphere of your room with nothing but her humid booty smog
>Was the window even fogging up?!
>She rolled over to study your reaction for a moment before she bobbed up off the bed
>Her eyes narrowed as she took two commanding steps right into your face
>”I’m actually kinda glad they paired me up with a guy…”
>Her stomach growled ominously as her lengthy neck brushed against yours with her soft fur
>”You know what they say about ferret girls in heat? Well I’m not so different…”
>She flips her body around and buries your crotch in the steaming heat of her plush posterior
>She pressed so tightly against you that you can actually feel her ample cheeks part as a hissing silent fart spreads a vile heat into you at point blank
>”Well uh, I kind of forgot my prescription vibrator, so I think I’ll need to claim this as well…”
>Her devilish smirk intensifies as her cloud of funk pours over you like a putrid heatwave
>No matter what, this was going to be an interesting introduction to college