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JEWELRY ROBBERY AFTERMATH (TheoMark)

Jan 16th, 2014
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  1. <Alphonse>: oh and hab, if you dont find out some plot way to cure her in a week. You will have an elemental attack the school who can make rain drops equatable to bullets]
  2. <Wrong_Way>: [pull an m-day]
  3. <Alphonse>: "everyone is stilt man"]
  4. <HabeusKaiju>: ...]
  5. <HabeusKaiju>: I have to thiiiiiiiiink?]
  6. <Alphonse>: WE ARE BACK AT BELLINGURS SCHOOL AS MARK IS LEADING THIS CRIMINAL WITH POWERS OF THE RAINBOW THROUGH TO SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP
  7. <Alphonse>: I also seriously dont see why you didnt send him to jail]
  8. HabeusKaiju is asleep at his desk
  9. <Wrong_Way>: [because we seriously like talking]
  10. <Bucky>: WW wishes metal out, power macguffin is bought, school is saved]
  11. <Wrong_Way>: "Well, I haven't really been to any of the medical staff here but the guy I know has like a million connections. Maybe he can help us."
  12. Wrong_Way knocks on Hab's door
  13. <Wrong_Way>: "THEO?"
  14. <HabeusKaiju>: Snrrrrrrrrk
  15. <Alphonse>: she mostly made of metal, to take it all out at once would probably kill her]
  16. Alphonse is a large hispanic man
  17. Wrong_Way knocks harder on the door
  18. <Wrong_Way>: "THEOOOOO?"
  19. <Alphonse>: "..."
  20. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh for christs... This guy and I /aren't/ in Theo's office."
  21. Alphonse is in the office
  22. Wrong_Way is also as well
  23. <Wrong_Way>: "I should've known."
  24. <Wrong_Way>: "I /don't/ have an airhorn."
  25. Alphonse creates a very tiny cloud above hab pouring rain down on him
  26. <Wrong_Way>: "Oo, even better."
  27. <Wrong_Way>: "I am so glad we didn't give you to the cops."
  28. <Alphonse>: "...dont be"
  29. <Alphonse>: habeuskaiju?]
  30. <HabeusKaiju>: here]
  31. <Alphonse>: hey]
  32. <Wrong_Way>: [we broke in]
  33. <Wrong_Way>: [raindrops keep falling on your head]
  34. HabeusKaiju startled awake
  35. <Alphonse>: hehehe]
  36. <HabeusKaiju>: CAP'N SLOTH, THE BOAT IS GOING!
  37. Alphonse is a scary puerto rican man
  38. <HabeusKaiju>: ...
  39. <HabeusKaiju>: Hey there
  40. <Wrong_Way>: "Hey Theo."
  41. <HabeusKaiju>: Mister...rossi?
  42. <Alphonse>: "...who?"
  43. <Alphonse>: "No."
  44. <HabeusKaiju>: You Mark's dad?
  45. <HabeusKaiju>: Ah, right, sorry
  46. <HabeusKaiju>: What's up?
  47. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh, this guy's daughter needs help because her powers are killing her or something."
  48. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh Jeez
  49. <HabeusKaiju>: Are you okay?
  50. <Alphonse>: "Im not well, my daughter is sick. Perhaps we should go, I do not like leaving her for long"
  51. <HabeusKaiju>: Right, right
  52. <Wrong_Way>: "Sure, which hospital is she in?"
  53. <HabeusKaiju>: Mind if I meet with her then?
  54. Alphonse starts walking out with them
  55. HabeusKaiju follows after
  56. <Alphonse>: "She is in our lady of perpetual sorrow;s hospital"
  57. <Alphonse>: actual hospital]
  58. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh I can get us there in a second."
  59. <Alphonse>: "Do so"
  60. <Wrong_Way>: "Sure. Robby, Theo and I /aren't/ at Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow's hospital."
  61. <Alphonse>: They appear in the lobby, robby leads them forward sternly to elevators
  62. <Alphonse>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5PvBzDlZGs [TITLE: 10 Hours of elevator music..... Going ▲ VIEWS: 835984 FAVES: 0 RATING: 4 RATERS: 4395 UPLOADED: Jackster1337 ]
  63. <Wrong_Way>: "...What is your name anyways? I really hope it isn't Robby."
  64. <Alphonse>: "Alphonse"
  65. <Alphonse>: a cat walks by the elevator and stares at Habeuskaiju and says to only him "just leave"
  66. <Alphonse>: then the cat walks off
  67. <Wrong_Way>: "What's your daughter's name?"
  68. <HabeusKaiju>: Funny
  69. <HabeusKaiju>: that cat just told me to leave...
  70. <Alphonse>: "Maya (insert name even longer than dopplers)"
  71. HabeusKaiju begins to quote King Lear]
  72. <Alphonse>: The elevator doors open for them
  73. HabeusKaiju hops in the elevator
  74. <Wrong_Way>: "That's a...name?"
  75. <Alphonse>: "Yes."
  76. <HabeusKaiju>: Mark, don't be rude
  77. Alphonse gets into the elevator
  78. Wrong_Way steps into the elevator
  79. <Alphonse>: cue elevator music and period of awkwardness]
  80. <Alphonse>: The door opens again
  81. Wrong_Way wonders if the elevator can support a shrunken kaiju.]
  82. <Wrong_Way>: "Which room?"
  83. <Alphonse>: "B7"
  84. Alphonse heads them down
  85. <Alphonse>: They enter the pediatrics ward. The hall has pictures of clowns and animals and stuff on the halls
  86. HabeusKaiju follows after Alphonse
  87. Wrong_Way is following, taking some time to look at the images on the walls.
  88. Alphonse makes it to the room and opens the door and leads them inside. They see an 8 foot tall metal creature in a bed connected to some machines. There appears to be all kinds of pieces of metal attached to her, from parts of chairs. To pens, to cups, to coins, to knives, and metal replicas of dogs. She doesnt look well
  89. <HabeusKaiju>: Is that....her?
  90. Wrong_Way isn't sure what to say, but he tries to look at her too much since he thinks that might be rude.
  91. Alphonse puts a hand on her forehead.
  92. <Alphonse>: "She is sick..."
  93. Wrong_Way turns to HabeusKaiju
  94. <Wrong_Way>: "You uh, know anyone that can help her?"
  95. <HabeusKaiju>: Well, we could try to help her with science, or maybe magic
  96. <HabeusKaiju>: There has to be someone to help here...
  97. Dr_Moss comes in, he is an african american glasses. Mustache and the best damn mutie doctor this place has ever seen
  98. <Dr_Moss>: "Her situation is critical, the metal is obstructing her lungs and airways as well. "
  99. <Dr_Moss>: We're doing all we can. but I'm not Jesus Christ. I've come to accept that now."
  100. HabeusKaiju eats some won ton soup]
  101. <Dr_Moss>: "By the way who are you?"
  102. <HabeusKaiju>: Well, what can we do to stop it?
  103. <HabeusKaiju>: What if we use...magnets?
  104. <Wrong_Way>: "Theo, I think she might be a magnet..."
  105. <Dr_Moss>: "Youd kill her "
  106. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh jeez."
  107. <HabeusKaiju>: right, yeah
  108. <HabeusKaiju>: Don't want that
  109. <Dr_Moss>: " I have never exploded. But, I know what it would be like. Don't ask me how, I just know. I've always, just known."
  110. <Dr_Moss>: "There is an experimental treatment, but it wont be cheap and would only raise her chances of survival a little bit"
  111. <HabeusKaiju>: Anything, I can spare the expenses
  112. Dr_Moss says a number larger than hab has
  113. <Wrong_Way>: "...You have that enough Theo?"
  114. <HabeusKaiju>: N-no....
  115. <Wrong_Way>: "Good. Then I'd be extremely concerned.
  116. <Wrong_Way>: "So if she doesn't get the treatment..."
  117. Dr_Moss pulls them out of the room, while the father stays crying with his daughter
  118. <Dr_Moss>: "Im sorry theres not much we can do she has a little less than a week to live, and even if we preformed the surgery shed grow it all back in another weeks time"
  119. <Wrong_Way>: "Right..."
  120. <HabeusKaiju>: So, there is nothing we can do to save her?
  121. <Dr_Moss>: "Im sorry."
  122. <Wrong_Way>: "Man, John made a bad promise then."
  123. <HabeusKaiju>: Listen...
  124. <HabeusKaiju>: What if we move her to someplace more suited to help her?
  125. <Wrong_Way>: "How are we gonna move that? No offense..."
  126. <Dr_Moss>: "What place is more suited than here?"
  127. <HabeusKaiju>: Well, we live at a school, that' deals with stuff like this, all the time. We have a bunch of mutants there, that can deal with a unique scenario like this
  128. <Dr_Moss>: "Im not following"
  129. <HabeusKaiju>: We can have healers, and magicians, and scientist working around the clock to fix this
  130. <Dr_Moss>: WE HAVE HEALERS AND MAGIC]
  131. <Dr_Moss>: "Youll have to have her father sign off on her moving"
  132. <HabeusKaiju>: I'll try
  133. Dr_Moss goes off to inject people with things
  134. HabeusKaiju heads back in
  135. Wrong_Way goes back in as well
  136. Alphonso is with his sick daughter
  137. <Wrong_Way>: "Hey uh, Alphonso?"
  138. <Alphonso>: "Its Alphonse"
  139. *** Alphonso is now known as Alphonse
  140. <Alphonse>: :3]
  141. <Wrong_Way>: "Sorry. Uh, Theo here has an offer for you.."
  142. <Alphonse>: "Can you help her?"
  143. <HabeusKaiju>: Yeah, listen, we can, but, if we want to help her as much as we can, we have to move her to the school
  144. <Alphonse>: "Do you have any children?"
  145. <HabeusKaiju>: Yes
  146. <HabeusKaiju>: A girl
  147. <Alphonse>: "You promise my girl will be ok?"
  148. <HabeusKaiju>: I promise
  149. Alphonse extends his hand
  150. <Alphonse>: "If anything happends to my daughter, I will kill you"
  151. <HabeusKaiju>: Yeah
  152. <HabeusKaiju>: You aren't the first person to say that...
  153. HabeusKaiju holds out a pinkie
  154. Alphonse shakes his hand
  155. <Wrong_Way>: [but it was a pinkie...]
  156. <Alphonse>: I AM THE LAW}
  157. <Alphonse>: I EXTENDED HAND FIRST]
  158. Alphonse cocks his gun]
  159. <HabeusKaiju>: But, there is no need to threaten death, alright?
  160. <Alphonse>: "There is."
  161. <HabeusKaiju>: Alright, fine...
  162. <Wrong_Way>: "Second person he's done it to today..."
  163. <HabeusKaiju>: But, you just need to sign off with the doctor, alright?
  164. <Alphonse>: alright
  165. Alphonse goes to signoff with doctor
  166. <Wrong_Way>: "So now what?"
  167. <HabeusKaiju>: Well, we try our hardest to make this work
  168. <Wrong_Way>: "Here's hoping."
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