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  1. I have recently been trying to motivate my brothers to do whatever they want to in life so I can support each one of them to the fullest extent possible. I have recently been blessed with an astounding sense of vision and I am not about to let it go to waste. I can go anywhere I want to now but I don't want to leave any part of my family behind. I recently became the proud owner of a Chrysler 200S hard top convertible 2 door coup straight up luxury car with 18 inch smoked out factory rims with all wheel drive and a V-6 that will smoke most V-8 vehicles I have ever seen in my life!!! It has less than 40,000 miles on it already and the color is like a grayish color but I think it is a superb pievce of machinery!! That son of a bitch will haul ass if youn want and also get 30 mpg!! This damn car is so high tech that I have to study every aspect about it before I feel safe just driving down the roadf for Christ's sake!! Needless to say I am saving this baby for when I really need a reliable automobile to get the hell out of (hometown deleted)!! The damn stereo so it turns out is a damn computer that will allow me to insert a cd and then the stereo in my car will allow me to download every song to the damn hard drive built into the car's audio system!! That means that sob is a damn computer!! I can also play dvds!! It has top notch navigation as well and satelite xm radio options that still blow my mind!! So needless to say that I am totally happy about my decision to buy it!! I have been told that it is exactly like a suped up Mercedes inside judging by all of the controls and bells and whistles it has that I have never even heard of but now it is my reality to drive it!! I have never even been in a car as luxurious as this car and it is a damned convertible Chrysler 200S with a V-6 and all wheel drive!! It has features that keep surprising the shit out of me and that is a great thing because I am the only person in my town that has a car anywhere close to the same as my new baby!! I'll take the Pepsi challenge with anybody around on that tip!! This damn car is the shit and I got it all on my own accord with no help from my mother and a 528 credit score!! My father would have been proud of me for the way I handled myself at the car dealership I believe anyway. This damn car is going to be well taken care of by yours truly all of the time!! I am just waiting for the right wing man or three to ball towards Memphis to go to a club not a damn local bar full of a bunch of jealous haters and no goood looking women!! No sir I am not wasting my gas around here man!! Hell I would like to check out my boy in St. Louis and bring my boys and throw a legendary party and just allow the females to come naturallly to me and my brothers!! I can't wait to show a descent female what my ass is riding in now!! I have been having to study the hell out of the booklets just to figure out how to work the stereo, navigation, and let alone how to download cds to the damn hard drive!! That is legendary for my ass!! As a matter of fact if there is another car in this shit hole of a town that thinks that they can top my car in just technology alone then I want to see it literally because I have been in $200,000 cars that can't hang at all with my baby!! My father would have hated it but I am no fool and had to make neccessary cut backs to afford the sob!! Ergo I got the entire car without good credit, no co-signer, and just by standing by my word!! So bet your ass that I am going to cruise to where ever I feel is the proper venue to meet the next Mrs. (name deleted)!! I have been nothing but patient and payed my dues all through life and now finally I have more plugs than anybody else I know of especially around here where I just happen to live!! I just had to vent a little bit because I have been pre-meditating all of this shit for like 15 damn years or more with patience and I already know what a good looking female will say after looking at my ride!! Damn!! Well I still need my boys to be my wing men and to ride or die with me to nothing but clubs with top notch females!! I already know who I would like to take along side me to any club around. Justin buddy Ihope you read this because this car is going to blow your damn mind bro!! He will come around eventually and if not then my ass ain't fucking around here no more!! It takes self reflection before a person really realizes that they have been waiting on the right oportunity like getting a smoking hot Chrysler 200S convertible coup luxury sedan with smoked out 18 inch factory rims before they really start to show everybody what the hell I am capable of doing with that type of automobile and a few words of wisdom whispered in the ear of the right females!! I can't wait baby!! However it will be a cold day in hell before I take that baller ass vehicle out around for any type of joy ride around this shit hole town rightn before I get a chance to move the hell away from all this bull shit drama going on in this small town!! Now I have long hair, a beard, and a bad ass vehicle on my resume bitches!! I have also quit doing drugs like Cannabis and concentrates just so that I don't fuck up and get arrested right the hell before my ass gets the fuck out of this black hole of a town!! Also my ass has a legitamate prescription for cannabis in this pathetic state!! So all of you haters can just kiss my ass!! You can't stop fate bitches!! I am the only person anywhere close to here that has a car anywhere close to the one that my hard working ass has for a number of important reasons!! I can't wait to see the look on any haters face when they peep me balling my ride with a choice female that I deserve after being so damn patient for so long!! This car is exactly like a Mercedes inside as far as techno;ogy but that is njust the interior!! This damn thing will catch second gear going up a damn hill no problem and has 140 on the dash!! It has all of that as well as a Boston Accoustics sound system along with a super high tech computer style cd player that I can download songs straight from a cd to my computer in my car and it will save it and any other cd or even a damn dvd!! Tell me that that car ain't pimp and I will show you somebody with no taste!! Lol. Now I really can't wait to go to a damn club!! You can bet your ass that I am not ever going to drink and drive ever again!! I won't ever have to now baby!! I am so stoked because I have never ever seen a car as complex and as bad ass as my car!! Bet your ass that I am not going to drive it around this sorry ass town and get arrested again over some dumb shit like I have in the past!! I learned my damn lesson the hard way so now I am not going to hold back whenevr I get in the presence of a fine female!! That damn car is so complex that it blows my mind every day and never fails to not disappoint me!! So now that I have my dream car on my own that gives me confidence, a bad ass ride, and also a great reason to get my shit together even though it has been for a long time to everybodys amazement!! Well now its my turn to do what I do best!! That is picking up women with straight game with the means to back it the fuck up!! I bet anything that I don't hesitate on pulling the trigger this time now that I have game, a bad ass luxury convertible Chrysler 200S with 18 inch smoked out rims, and my sexy self all grown the fuck up and full of patience and testosterone!! It is officially on (presumably a friend's name?)!! Give my ass a shout whenever you get your head right so I can have a damn wing man at the club man!! We are going to get some legendary females and ain't nobody going to stop our asses eitjher man
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