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- Young Chuck, moved to
- Texas
- and bought a
- Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the
- Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but
- I have some bad news, the donkey died.'
- Chuck replied,
- 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
- The farmer said,
- 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
- Chuck said,
- 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
- The farmer asked,
- 'What ya gonna do with him?
- Chuck said,
- 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
- The farmer said,
- 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
- Chuck said,
- 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
- A month later, the farmer met up with
- Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
- Chuck said,
- 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'
- The farmer said,
- 'Didn't anyone complain?'
- Chuck said,
- 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
- Chuck now works for the government.
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