Evilsteady 2 Session 11

[20:18] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
[20:18] <!DnD-sama> Onii.
[20:18] <@Malakai> Yes?
[20:19] <!DnD-sama> What is it you're doing while Ally is flirting with Riv- Rain and Bel-zir are fucking Bran- Blaze.
[20:19] <@Malakai> pffft
[20:20] <@Malakai> Well, I wanted to explore the undercity, and search around, see if I can attract some attention to myself, bait out one of the more impatient Assassins.
[20:21] <@Malakai> Okay miss DM lady?
[20:21] <!DnD-sama> Kay.
[20:21] <!DnD-sama> The undercity is very slummy.
[20:21] <!DnD-sama> It's full of orphanages and whorehouses and shit.
[20:22]  * Malakai takes a deep breath and exhales, "Ahh, just my kind of place!"
[20:22] <!DnD-sama> There are also seedy shops and drug dealers.
[20:22]  * Malakai walks around while whistling a tune happily to himself ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX4lBeRtexI )
[20:22] <!DnD-sama> And of course for every drug dealer there are 2 dozen addicts.
[20:23] <@Aeria> (You also remember your angel comrade telling you to bring her weed)
[20:24] <@Malakai> (of course)
[20:24] <@Malakai> hmm
[20:24] <@Malakai> I'd like to go into one of the shops that seems to be busy, if there are any
[20:24] <!DnD-sama> Onii make a spot check.
[20:25] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+2
[20:25] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
[20:25] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
[20:25] <!DnD-sama> Into a shop?
[20:25] <@Malakai> Indeed
[20:25] <!DnD-sama> Alright.
[20:26] <!DnD-sama> You enter a seedy liqure store full of patrons seeking to procure alcohol.
[20:26] <!DnD-sama> So suffice to say they're a bit testy.
[20:26] <!DnD-sama> Especially since most of them are broke for one reason or another.
[20:27] <!DnD-sama> The sight of the substance addicted beggers pleading for flat beer is rather pathetic.
[20:27]  * Malakai asks in a loud and obnoxious tone, "You wouldn't happen to have anything ROSE flavored, would you? Also, anyone know where I can get some trees?"
[20:28] <!DnD-sama> You feel a tug on your pants.
[20:28]  * Malakai looks down. "Hmm?"
[20:30] <!DnD-sama> A small girl looks up at you from under her slightly oversized hat.
[20:30] <!DnD-sama> "I got drugs if you got money mister." The girl says in a deadpan voice.
[20:31] <!DnD-sama> Make a wisdom check to see how fucking retarded you are.
[20:31] <!DnD-sama> Save versus density.
[20:31] <!DnD-sama> DC 15
[20:31] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+2
[20:31] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
[20:31] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
[20:32] <!DnD-sama> You're smart enough to realize her tiny rack and pronounced hips despite being 3 feet tall means this girl is actually an adult halfling.
[20:32] <!DnD-sama> She's wearing extremely baggy overalls.
[20:32] <!DnD-sama> You can see her pantsu because they hang half way down her legs.
[20:32] <!DnD-sama> She'
[20:32] <!DnD-sama> s also wearing a white cotton shirt meant for a child.
[20:33] <!DnD-sama> She has short brown hair and yellow eye.
[20:33] <!DnD-sama> Actually yellow, not "smoked too much" yellow.
[20:35]  * Malakai leans down and pats her on the head "Okay "little girl", let's go outside and have a nice....chat...." As Malakai says those last two words, he allows a few drops of malice to infuse them and smiles grotesquely at the woman, letting it flash so only she can see it.
[20:35] <!DnD-sama> She's actually 4'1" by the way.
[20:36]  * Malakai grabs her by the hand and leads out of the store
[20:37] == Jiggles [[email protected]] has joined #CYOAsteady
[20:37] <Vripe> (ahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah)
[20:38] <Jiggles> (she has a halfling ghetto booty....)
[20:38] <Vripe> (can I go eat dinner?)
[20:38]  * Jiggles gets dragged.
[20:38] <@Aeria> I FOUND YOU THIS NEW BOOTY, GET IT TOGETHER AND BRING IT BACK TO ME
[20:39] <Jiggles> (Can you go eat a dick?)
[20:39] <Jiggles> (Yeah go ahead)
[20:39] <Jiggles> (Faggot)
[20:39] <Vripe> (;_;)
[20:39] <Vripe> WHOA A FACE
[20:39] <@Aeria> Stop making Kirby cry
[20:39] <Jiggles> (Now when onii get's fucked to death by an assassin while you're gone it'll be all your fault)
[20:40] <Vripe> (I have chips on second thought)
[20:41]  * Jiggles leads Malakai to a back ally.
[20:41] <Jiggles> "So what kinda drugs are you after mister?"
[20:41] <@Aeria> >back ally
[20:41] <@Aeria> GOD DAMN IT
[20:41] <Jiggles> :3
[20:41] <Jiggles> :3
[20:41] <Jiggles> :3
[20:41] <@Aeria> Learn English you fucking redneck
[20:41] <@Aeria> Jesus.
[20:41]  * Jiggles conducts a drug deal on Ally's ass.
[20:41] <@Malakai> "I think she said....."Trees"? Yeah, Trees. Whatever that is. I don't partake of drugs myself, violence is more my flavor of substance with which to alter my state of mind."
[20:42]  * Jiggles reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small baggie of some kind of leafy green substance.
[20:42] <Jiggles> "Twenty five silver."
[20:43]  * Malakai comically pats down his body, searching for some form of money. "Oops. I have no money on me! What a shame! I guess that means I'll just have to take it from you!"
[20:44] <Jiggles> "Alright mister... it's your funeral."
[20:44] <Jiggles> Initiative.
[20:45] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+4
[20:45] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{18}
[20:45] <Jiggles> roll 1d20+6
[20:45] <!DnD-sama> Jiggles rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{11}
[20:45] <Jiggles> You go first.
[20:45] <Jiggles> Make a fortitude save.
[20:45] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+10
[20:45] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{22}
[20:45] <Jiggles> Failed.
[20:45] <Jiggles> Your arms and legs go numb.
[20:46] <Jiggles> -4 to hit and damage, and on all strength and dexterity based skill checks.
[20:46] <Jiggles> Go.
[20:46] <@Malakai> (How long does it last?)
[20:46] <Jiggles> (I'll tell you when it starts to wear off.)
[20:47] <@Malakai> (oh well)
[20:47]  * Malakai begins laughing maniacally. "AHAHAHAHAHA, OH YES, NOW THIS IS INTERESTING!"
[20:47] <@Malakai> Gonna attack her straight up
[20:47] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+15-4
[20:47] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+15-4 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{24}
[20:47] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+10-4
[20:47] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+10-4 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{16}
[20:47] <Jiggles> First one hit.
[20:48] <@Malakai> roll 2d4+1d6+7-4
[20:48] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 2d4+1d6+7-4 --> [ 2d4=3 1d6=1 ]{7}
[20:48]  * Jiggles is knocked through the air by the impact and lands 5 feet away.
[20:48]  * Jiggles sits up unflinchingly clearly not phased by the gash across her chest.
[20:48] <Jiggles> "Ow."
[20:49] <Jiggles> "You're a tough guy mister. That drug I injected you with earlier should have you totally incapacitated."
[20:49] <Jiggles> "Well it's okay, I can do stuff the messy way too I guess."
[20:50]  * Jiggles reaches into her overalls and pulls out a small cloth wrapped ball.
[20:50]  * Jiggles throws the ball at your face.
[20:50] <Jiggles> roll 1d20+14
[20:50] <!DnD-sama> Jiggles rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{20}
[20:50] <Jiggles> touch attack
[20:51] <@Malakai> hit
[20:51] <Jiggles> The bag bursts into a cloud of dust.
[20:51] <Jiggles> It feels like iron shavings in your nose eyes and mouth.
[20:51] <Jiggles> Make a fortitude save.
[20:51] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+10
[20:51] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{26}
[20:51] <Jiggles> Okay.
[20:52] <Jiggles> You have major irritation but you can still see.
[20:52] <Jiggles> Another -2 to hit
[20:52] <Jiggles> FYI you made the first save too, these are all secondary effects.
[20:52] <@Malakai> (haha oh wow)
[20:52] <Jiggles> Though with the first one a 30+ would have resulted in immunity.
[20:53] <Jiggles> Your turn again.
[20:53] <Jiggles> (You can't win this onii.)
[20:53] <Sazir> (RUN MAN RUN, GET SOME HELP
[20:53] <@Malakai> (oh really now?)
[20:53] <Sazir> (YOU ARE NOT SAZIR)
[20:53] <Jiggles> Also if you were a mage you couldn't cast spells.
[20:53] <Jiggles> So no silence.
[20:53] <Jiggles> speaking*
[20:53] <Jiggles> Because your throat is badly damaged.
[20:54] <Jiggles> That is to say no coherent speech, you can still grunt.
[20:54] <@Malakai> (I got this)
[20:55] <Vripe> (not much difference)
[20:55]  * Malakai 's eyes begin turning blood red, and he lets loose a ferocious roar that is unintelligible to most people. "▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄██████████████████████!!!"
[20:55] <@Malakai> [Frenzy]
[20:55] <Jiggles> Hold on.
[20:55] <@Malakai> (?)
[20:55] <Jiggles> Make your free intimidate check.
[20:56] <@Malakai> (ahh)
[20:56] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+13
[20:56] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{16}
[20:56] <Jiggles> roll 1d20+12
[20:56] <!DnD-sama> Jiggles rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{25}
[20:56] <Jiggles> Yeah she didn't even flinch.
[20:57] <@Malakai> (okay, gonna attack)
[20:57] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+18-6
[20:57] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+18-6 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{19}
[20:57] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+18-6
[20:57] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+18-6 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{32}
[20:57] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+13-6
[20:57] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+13-6 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{15}
[20:57]  * Jiggles sways out of the way of you first attack.
[20:59] <Jiggles> As your second attack goes right for her neck the girl mutters some kind of vile speech.
[20:59] <Jiggles> Your attack veers off target and impales an innocent bystander entering the alley.
[20:59] <Jiggles> He dies instantly.
[21:00] <@Malakai> (dango)
[21:00] <Jiggles> "You should calm down mister."
[21:00] <Belor> (all this because malakai is poor)
[21:00] <Jiggles> [Suggestion]
[21:01] <Jiggles> Make your will save.
[21:01] <Jiggles> Or be forced out of Frenzy
[21:01] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+4
[21:01] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{8}
[21:01] <Jiggles> You failed.
[21:01] <Jiggles> You lose all agression.
[21:01] <Jiggles> Your frenzy ends.
[21:01] <Sazir> ((Woah, the dice really hate you today dude))
[21:01] <@Malakai> (pretty goddamn much...)
[21:01] <Jiggles> You now take a -2 morale penalty to hit and damge because your will to fight is gone.
[21:01] <Jiggles> -8/-6
[21:01] <Belor> (( The dice gods are saying something me thinks))
[21:02] <@Malakai> (dice gods can blow me)
[21:02] <Jiggles> "Mister, you really need to chill out. I wasn't gonna fight you guys straight up like this."
[21:02] <Belor> ((Don't tempt them))
[21:02] <Jiggles> Your turn.
[21:02] <@Malakai> (hmm)
[21:02] <Jiggles> I suggest TALKING
[21:02] <Jiggles> >Fight
[21:02] <Jiggles> >Item
[21:02] <Jiggles> >Run
[21:03] <@Malakai> (yes, because I can talk huh. Fucked up throat dear)
[21:03] <Jiggles> >Action >Talk
[21:03] <@Aeria> >Pokemon
[21:03] <Jiggles> I meant trying to communicate.
[21:03] <Jiggles> Not actually talking.
[21:03] <@Malakai> (hmm....methinks that I don't feel like ending this yet.)
[21:03] <@Malakai> Gonna attack again
[21:04] <Jiggles> ....
[21:04] <Jiggles> Alright.
[21:04] <Jiggles> -8 to hit
[21:04] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+15-8
[21:04] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+15-8 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{17}
[21:04] <Jiggles> Miss
[21:04] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+10-8
[21:04] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+10-8 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
[21:04] <Jiggles> Miss.
[21:05] <Jiggles> She's easily weaving around your attacks.
[21:05] <Jiggles> "I'll tell you a secret mister. The effect of Razor Dust can be countered with just water."
[21:05] <Jiggles> "You should probably run."
[21:06] <@Malakai> (ok, ffs, I get it)
[21:06]  * Jiggles reaches into her pocket and pulls out a syringe.
[21:06] <Jiggles> Your turn.
[21:07]  * Malakai bolts as fast as he can out of the alleyway before she can inject him with more drugs
[21:07]  * Jiggles sighs and repockets her syringe.
[21:07] == DnD-sama has changed nick to Stitches
[21:08] <!Stitches> "Ooooo... are you going soft?"
[21:08] <Jiggles> "Shut up bandages.... I just don't like killing people I'm not getting paid for."
[21:08]  * Stitches sits atop a nearby trashcan.
[21:09] <!Stitches> "I thought there was a global contract taken out on them?"
[21:09] <Jiggles> "Doesn't mean everyone has to take the job, I'll pass on fighting an angel, two mages, and a berserker thanks."
[21:10] <!Stitches> "Oh, so instead of a goodgirl you're a coward?"
[21:10] <Jiggles> "Yeah, and I'm fine with it. What about you?"
[21:11] <!Stitches> "Isn't it obvious? I'm a good girl." Stitches says as she sticks out her tongueand narrows her eyes into a darkly mischevious expression.
[21:11] == Stitches has changed nick to DnD-sama
[21:11] == Jiggles has changed nick to NPC-chan
[21:12] <!DnD-sama> As you fumble blindly through the alley you find a berrrel of relatively clean water.
[21:13] <!DnD-sama> barrel*
[21:14] <!DnD-sama> Fuck you before anyone says it.
[21:14]  * Malakai washes his face and forces himself to vomit out all the stuff she used that got lodged in his throat
[21:14]  * Malakai cleans his eyes out
[21:14] <!DnD-sama> The water actually causes it to burn tremendously making it 10x worse.
[21:14] <!DnD-sama> You take 4d6 subdual damage.
[21:14] <!DnD-sama> roll it.
[21:14] <@Malakai> roll 4d6
[21:15] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 4d6 --> [ 4d6=15 ]{15}
[21:15] <!DnD-sama> She lied.
[21:15] <!DnD-sama> Shocker.
[21:15] <!DnD-sama> You're still debuffed to shit too by the way.
[21:15] <Belor> (least he didn't do a berrrel role)
[21:15]  * DnD-sama smites Brute.
[21:15] <@Malakai> (Oh well, pain is a constant companion of a Berzerker anyways)
[21:15] <@Aeria> (he berrely made it out)
[21:16] <!DnD-sama> At least he's going to make it unlike Rain.
[21:16] <!DnD-sama> :3
[21:16] <@Aeria> Then I guess that will be a rainy day.
[21:16] <@Aeria> Kappa
[21:16] <@Malakai> (ok, what to do next...)
[21:17]  * Malakai rests against a wall and thinks
[21:17] <!DnD-sama> As Vripe is running down the Ally (:3) he trips over you scattering the bundle of spoons and forks her was carrying across the ground.
[21:18] <!DnD-sama> Now we wait.
[21:18] <!DnD-sama> For ANTS to stop feeding himself.
[21:18] <Vripe> yessssssssss
[21:18] <Vripe> dude I told you I ate chips instead
[21:18] <@Aeria> Better me than anyone else.
[21:18] <Vripe> isn't that a euphemism for stabbing?
[21:18] <Vripe> as in killing
[21:19] <Vripe> almost used another euphemism
[21:19]  * Malakai grunts at Vripe, and cuts the word "R O S E" into the wall with his scythe
[21:19] <@Aeria> (The wall screams OW FUCK STOP CUTTING ME)
[21:19] <@Malakai> (goddammit)
[21:19] <@Malakai> (ahhaha)
[21:19] <!DnD-sama> The wall screams OW FUCK STOP CUTTING ME
[21:19] <!DnD-sama> Make a will save.
[21:19] <!DnD-sama> The euphoric after effects of the first drug are kicking in.
[21:19] <@Malakai> (a-are you shitting me?)
[21:19] <@Malakai> (oh god)
[21:19] <Vripe> too bad the spinner landed on BANKRUPT
[21:19] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+4
[21:20] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{16}
[21:20] <!DnD-sama> The forks and knives all get up and start dancing around and the sky becomes a swirling rainbow of love and joy.
[21:20] <!DnD-sama> You're tripping balls.
[21:21] <!DnD-sama> ANTS he's actually sitting there holding a spoon in one hand and a fork in the other making them do a little dance.
[21:21] <!DnD-sama> He's also grunting out a little toon.
[21:21] <!DnD-sama> You should probably get him home.
[21:21] <Vripe> cartunes
[21:21] <!DnD-sama> Actually just for that.
[21:21] <!DnD-sama> Make a spot check.
[21:22] <Vripe> oh god
[21:22] <Vripe> me?
[21:22] <!DnD-sama> Yep.
[21:22] <Vripe> oh wait, lemme open my CS
[21:22] <Vripe> it keeps logging me out
[21:22] <Vripe> roll 1d20+14
[21:22] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{24}
[21:23] <!DnD-sama> Okay, you notice the little orphan fucker trying to steal your badass gypsy knife and he runs away.
[21:23] <Vripe> can I chase him down
[21:23] <!DnD-sama> He never got it.
[21:23] <!DnD-sama> You saw him first.
[21:23] <Vripe> I wanted to give him a spoon
[21:23] <!DnD-sama> He just bolted when you caught him.
[21:24] <!DnD-sama> Now stop fucking making fun of my typing.
[21:24] <!DnD-sama> All of you.
[21:24] <Vripe> ;_; okay
[21:24] <!DnD-sama> What are you going to do about the tripping berserker?
[21:24] <@Aeria> I would but the dog beat me to the keyboard.
[21:25] <!DnD-sama> .....
[21:25] <Belor> ((Why not trip him?))
[21:25] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
[21:25] <!DnD-sama> Session's over.
[21:25] <Vripe> this could actually be dangerous, though
[21:25] <Vripe> maybe I should just knock him out
[21:26] <!DnD-sama> roll to hit.
[21:26] <!DnD-sama> He's incapacitated technically, any hit will knock him out.
[21:26] <Vripe> roll 1d20+7
[21:26] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{22}
[21:26] <!DnD-sama> Yeah that works.
[21:26] <Vripe> OH SHIT BUT CAN I CARRY HIM
[21:26] <!DnD-sama> He's out cold.
[21:26] <!DnD-sama> Probably.
[21:26] <!DnD-sama> You can at least drag him.
[21:26] <Vripe> cool
[21:27] <Vripe> I'll drag him by his foot
[21:27] <Vripe> facedown
[21:27] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
[21:27] <!DnD-sama> You arrive back at the house with him just after sunset.
[21:27] <!DnD-sama> You arrive at about the same time as Belor and Sazir.
[21:28] <!DnD-sama> Aeria has been home the better part of the day hanging out with her harem.
[21:28] <!DnD-sama> The gang is once again all together.
[21:28] <!DnD-sama> So, share information.
[21:29] <!DnD-sama> Onii when you come too the debuffs have worn off.
[21:30] <Vripe> I know absolutely nothing
[21:30] <Vripe> but I do have a fuck ton of spoons and forks
[21:30] <Vripe> who wants to carry them
[21:31] <@Aeria> Theres a homeless girl in the noble district and she must join our cause. Also theres an iron construct in the goddamn shop, and that made me upset.
[21:31] <@Malakai> (In character, ally)
[21:31]  * Belor goes inside and sits in the nearest chair he can find so he can start patching up his wounds " Well this has been an interesting day"
[21:31] <@Aeria> (I forgot my quotations)
[21:31] <Vripe> oh yeah, whoops
[21:32] <!DnD-sama> Somebody ping Taco
[21:32] <Sazir> Yes ma'am?
[21:32] <!DnD-sama> Interactions nigger.
[21:32] <Sazir> YAAAY
[21:33] <!DnD-sama> Read up.
[21:33] <Belor> " Well there appears to be one of the assassins working at a tavern and they are pretty handy with a sword" He points to the nice gash he received
[21:34]  * Malakai stirs and says simply, "One of them is a halfling woman who sells drugs, she uses them in combat to debilitate you."
[21:35] <@Aeria> "A-Aww...so you didn't get the grass?"
[21:35] <Sazir> "They also appeared to have some warlocks in their ranks, but the one we encountered wasn't anything of note...not yet in any case. And ah yes, friendly heretic, would it be okay of me to ask that you again meet the woman who gives us that generous donation for more?"
[21:35]  * Malakai stands up and pats Aeria on the head. "None yet, Aeria, sorry..."
[21:36] <@Malakai> "Donations huh?....I'll see what I can do Sazir..."
[21:36] <@Malakai> "I'll head out now, actually
[21:36] <@Malakai> "
[21:36] <Sazir> "Good, about oh...120 thousand gold pieces should cover what I need."
[21:36]  * Malakai picks up his scythe and begins leaving, and then stops midway
[21:36] <@Malakai> "How much?"
[21:37] <Sazir> "120 thousand I said, not too much for our generous benefactor I assume?"
[21:37] <!DnD-sama> You all hear a knock at the door.
[21:37] <@Malakai> ".....I'll see how much I can get..."
[21:37] <Vripe> "ask if you can pay in spoo-"
[21:37] <Sazir> "See that you do..Now who could that be? Rose dear would you get...where is that lovely maid of mine?"
[21:38]  * Belor just sits in his chair while tending his wound "Well, I wonder who that could be"
[21:39]  * Vripe gets up to answer the door
[21:39] <@Malakai> "I got it"
[21:39]  * Vripe runs faster and yanks it open
[21:39] <@Malakai> "...."
[21:39] == DnD-sama has changed nick to Jiggles
[21:39] <!Jiggles> "Yo...."
[21:39] <@Malakai> "......."
[21:39] <Vripe> "AH YES, ONE PEPPERONI AND MUSHROOM"
[21:39] <!Jiggles> "Did you still want the drugs?"
[21:39]  * Jiggles ignores Vripe entirely.
[21:40]  * Malakai stops brandishing his scythe. "Yes. Yes I do."
[21:40] <!Jiggles> "Twenty Five Silver."
[21:40] <Vripe> "Do you accept forks?"
[21:40] <@Aeria> "...Did you get your ass beat by her or something?"
[21:40] <@Malakai> "Give me something that will make my headache go away too while you're at it. You poisoned me, obviously you have the cure."
[21:41]  * Jiggles smiles very slightly.
[21:41] <!Jiggles> "Not everything has a cure."
[21:41]  * Malakai remains stoic "I see..."
[21:41] <!Jiggles> "Five silver." She says as she pulls out two small white pills.
[21:41]  * Aeria pokes Sazir "c-Can we keep her? She's good at making the artistic one mad!"
[21:41]  * Sazir looks over at Belor sitting next to him. "Say old friend...how come it is that every time we fight an assasin it ends in life or beautiful death. But every time they do...both tend to come out alive?"
[21:41] <@Malakai> "Someone give me thirty silver."
[21:42] <@Malakai> "And quit complaining, if she wanted me dead, I'd be killing her right now, her drugs wore off."
[21:42] <!Jiggles> "Well technically only some of them wore off."
[21:42] <@Malakai> "....what else did you inject me with...."
[21:42]  * Malakai sighs
[21:43]  * Sazir shrugs. "Just making an observation. Thirty silver was it? Here." He tosses Malakai a gold coin.
[21:43]  * Malakai catches it. "Thankee Sazir"
[21:43] <Sazir> "Use it well, I had to walk out of a burning building for that. It was most unpleasant."
[21:43]  * Malakai flips the coin to the halfling. "Gimme all the trees I can get for this, Angeltits over there deserves it."
[21:43] <@Malakai> "Along with those two pills, obviously."
[21:44]  * Jiggles places the the baggie from before as well as a larger one and the two pills in your hand.
[21:44]  * Malakai immediately opens the bag with the pills, gives her the evil eye, and then downs them both.
[21:44] <@Malakai> "If these are going to kill me, I'll kill you first
[21:44] <@Malakai> "
[21:45] <!Jiggles> "Congratulations, you have about 4 hours to live."
[21:45] <Sazir> "Oh please do, I'd so love to have another for my collection of beauties."
[21:45]  * Jiggles smiles slightly.
[21:45] <@Malakai> "...WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?!"
[21:45] <!Jiggles> "You guys are funny."
[21:45]  * Malakai picks her up by the overalls and proceeds to slam her against the wall
[21:45] <!Jiggles> "Ow."
[21:45]  * Belor turns to his  Sazir "Because we are bound by our faith to our lord of course and thereby bound to his servants, but do not worry chaos will grip this city soon" He goes back to tending his wound
[21:45] <@Malakai> "ANTIDOTE. NOW. OR I GET SERIOUS."
[21:46] <!Jiggles> "You're not good at taking jokes are you?"
[21:46]  * Sazir gets up and picks his human-skinned book. "Oh come now, we can just kill her now and ask her dead corpse later. The dead never lie you know."
[21:46] <@Malakai> "MY DEATH WILL BE FAR MORE BEAUTIFUL THEN SOME-......A joke......"
[21:46] <Sazir> To his...Sazir.
[21:46] <Sazir> OH MY
[21:46] <Sazir> NOW WE KNOW WHY BELOR IS A VIRGIN
[21:46]  * Malakai looks down dejectedly, lets her slide down the wall and then goes and lays on the couch with a sigh"
[21:46] <Vripe> "OOOH, OOH, TELL ME HOW LONG I'LL LIVE, TOO"
[21:46] <@Malakai> -"
[21:46] <@Aeria> "See! Can we keep her?!"
[21:47]  * Malakai tosses the bags to Aeria
[21:47] <Vripe> "AND WHERE I'LL BE IN 10 YEARS"
[21:47] <@Malakai> "Give me some of that later, I feel like I'll need it...."
[21:47] <Sazir> "I'd rather kill her so I can have my way with her body. But whatever your wish is Messenger."
[21:47]  * Jiggles stands up and dusts her butt off.
[21:47] <@Aeria> "That's uh.."
[21:47]  * Aeria eyes Sazir.
[21:47] <@Aeria> "Riiiiiiight...."
[21:47]  * Jiggles leaves back out the front door.
[21:47] <Belor> (Friend Sazir....dam you typo)
[21:48] <@Malakai> "NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, I'M GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!"
[21:48]  * Malakai rolls back over
[21:48]  * Sazir looks a bit confused and tilts his head. "Is something wrong Messenger?"
[21:48] <!Jiggles> "Okay." She says in a deadpan voice without turning around.
[21:48] <Sazir> Typo...riiiiiiight
[21:50] == Jiggles has changed nick to DnD-sama
[21:50] <!DnD-sama> Alright.
[21:50]  * Belor snaps his fingers "Which reminds me old friend I was wondering If I could study that gem we found in the warlock"
[21:50] <Belor> (yes?)
[21:50] <!DnD-sama> So you all need to decide on a new course of action.
[21:50] <!DnD-sama> You each have new information and goals.
[21:51]  * Sazir takes out the Fire gem. "This you mean? I was going to do research on it myself to see why I could uncover from this wonderful little thing."
[21:51] <!DnD-sama> I assume Malakai is going to fuc- ask Donnie for help after his headache clears up.
[21:51] <@Malakai> ...
[21:51] <!DnD-sama> And Belor/Sazir are focusing on their projects I assume?
[21:52] <!DnD-sama> Vripe I'm sure will do something utterly pointless but still hilarious.
[21:52] <Sazir> "Ah, perhaps we should study it together? It'd be just like when we first met in the morgue."
[21:52] <Sazir> And yes ma'am! Especially if Malakai comes with the MONEH
[21:52] <Belor> "Ah! That is a splendid idea and it will just be like old times"
[21:53] <!DnD-sama> And Ally is trying to figure out how to increase her harem size.
[21:53] <!DnD-sama> Next session Vripe needs to actually do something.
[21:53] <Vripe> today I will give all bedroo- damn
[21:53] <!DnD-sama> Like steal something actually valuable.
[21:53] <Vripe> should I treasure hunt in the sewers?
[21:53] <Sazir> Steal all the magical items! ESPECIALLY MAGICAL BOOKS!
[21:53] <Belor> MAGICAL BOOkS!
[21:53] <!DnD-sama> Might work, you know they use sewers for smuggling.
[21:54] <Sazir> And the Rose uses it to drop bodies.
[21:54] <!DnD-sama> In fact scouting the sewers could help with stealing from shops, due to the escape routes it would open up.
[21:54] <Sazir> DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN
[21:54] <Vripe> maybe some little kids said there was a mountain of gold and candy inside the sewers
[21:54] <!DnD-sama> Yeah, that works.
[21:55] <!DnD-sama> So next session Vripe will enter the sewers on a quest for fat loots.
[21:55] <Vripe> yay
[21:56] <Sazir> WOO
[21:56] <!DnD-sama> Since you guys have officially fought her once.
[21:56] <!DnD-sama> http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=410787
[21:56] <Belor> And so begins the Sazir and Belor Research institute!
[21:56] <!DnD-sama> minor spoilers if you read her backstory.