Luan Piss (not hers actually; lewd)

LUAN PISS

>Lincoln walked on his toes to his bedroom
>"Linc. Hey Linc! There you are. Come over here!"
>"Shoot", Lincoln thought. He was almost quiet enough to go by unnoticed
>But Luan caught the boy sneaking around
>"Oh, hey Luan... I was just going to my room to finish..."
>"Won't you listen to my stand up act and help me out? I really need to ace this for the talent show!"
>"You see, it's just that I have to do my..."
>"C'mon it'll be fun! I have a bunch of new material. You can say I'm a material girl, haha. Get it?"
>"Heh, sure Luan but I really need to go and finish my homework so thanksbutnothanksbye!" >Lincoln tried to escape his sister as fast as possible
>But before he could get to his room he heard a loud sigh
>"Well, I think it's you and me again Mr. Coconuts..." Luan returned to her room, sad that once again she'd have no audience to practice on
>All the Louds were tired of listening to countless puns before the school's talent shows
>This year, they all managed to be out of the house the day before the event
>Except for Lincoln, who thought he could enjoy some peace and quiet without 9 of his sisters around
>"Oh well", he thought to himself, "maybe listening to some crummy jokes for a while won't be so bad... and after all, Luan will be really happy"
>"Okay Luan, I'll help you out" he turned around and made his way to her bedroom
>The girl opened a big smile
>"See Mr. Coconuts, I knew he'd turn around. Turn around and come here haha"
>Lincoln wondered for a moment if a ventriloquist dummy could roll its eyes
>He entered the room and sat on the bean bag
>"So, what do I have to do?"
>"Just sit there and enjoy the show! You don't even need to pay admission, it's on the house. On the Loud House, haha. Get it?"
>"..."
>"Okay, let's get started then. I'll just test some jokes and see your reaction. Although I'm sure I can make you laugh - as I always do"

>Lincoln felt outraged
>Most of the times he'd give her a pity laugh, or sometimes just laugh at how shitty the joke was
>He always felt kind of bad when all the sisters brushed her off
>But now she was challenging him?
>He'd show her
>"Are you sure? Wanna bet on it? 10 bucks"
>Luan's smile opened even wider
>"Oh boy, be aware I don't inTENd to go easy on you. Haha, get it?"
>"This is going to be easy", Lincoln thought while he put on a smug smile
>One he planned to keep until the end of Luan's routine
>"So, Lincolns and gentlemen, this is the Luan Special Midnight Hour Special! Featuring Mr. Coconuts and yours truly, Luan Loud! Please clap"
>Lincoln gave a small clap
>"Please help yourself from our finest beverages" she pointed at a jar of water next to Lincoln
>He poured himself a glass and prepared for what was to come

>Luan's routine was cringy, to say the least
>Lincoln sat through most of it without any troubles
>Eventually he'd have to hold small laugthers from especially bad puns, or when Mr. Coconut's head fell off and Luan just kicked it away
>"Geez, Mr. Coconut, if you're not into it just go aHEAD and leave. Haha"
>Lincoln's strategy was to drink some water whenever he felt like laughing
>Luan was getting frustrated and it showed
>Her voice was starting to crack and she'd look nervously at the boy from time to time
>Luan tried to step up her game and brought in the big guns
>"What is long, black and smelly? The unemployment line", "How many Poles do you need to change a lightbulb? 3, one to hold it in place and two to spin him around" "What do you call when an Escalade with 4 Mexicans falls off a cliff? A waste, an Escalade fits 7" "Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free"
>The racist jokes almost made Lincoln lose the bet
>He had to finish the whole jar to hide his laughter
>Luan was disappointed at her own material, but got suspicious with all the water Lincoln was drinking

>Luan kept on with the jokes
>Lincoln went for another sip to hide a small giggle, but noticed the jar was already empty
>"What's the matter Linc? JAR you not amused with my jokes? Haha"
>"Y-yeah Luan, there's no way you're getting those ten bucks"
>Luan squinted her eyes
>"C'mon Lincoln, you can stop it. I know you have been drinking water to hide your laughter. That's cheating!"
>"What? No way! The bet was that I wouldn't laugh and I dind't, so I won fair and square"
>"So that's how you want to play, huh? Alright, it's time to get my hands dirty, get it?"
>Lincoln didn't get it
>"I don't get it"
>"Oh, but you will!" as Luan finished her sentence, she jumped on her brother
>Lincoln fell back, chair and all
>His sister started to tickle him
>"See? I can cheat too!" Luan pinned her brother down and started grabbing and tickling him
>Her fingers fiddling his ribs and making their way to his armpits
>Lincoln was kicking and turning, trying hard to hold a desperate laughter
>"HMM STOP IT LUAN. HMMMMM CUT IT OOOOUT" he shouted, for no effect
>"What gives Linc? Give up, give in; give me a laughter, and then give me those 10 bucks!"
>The bet was now far below Lincoln's priorities
>Luan had her leg pressing on his belly while trying to make him laugh
>And Lincoln realized all that water he'd been drinking was still there
>Luan's weight and movements were pressing his bladder to the point it was hurting
>Lincoln's attempts to get her to stop were dismissed as him trying to get out of the bet
>"Please Luan, I'm.. ahhhhh hahahahaha" Lincoln finally gave up and laughed, hoping that Luan would get off of him
>"HA, I knew it. I'm just that good, ain't I Linc? Admit it. C'mon, admit it or I won't stop tickling" Luan loved to hear Lincoln's laughter, and loved to embarrass him as well
>"hahahha I, I hahahaha Luan god damahahahah I'M GOING TO PEE MYSELF" Lincoln shouted through his laughters with all his might
>Luan stopped for a moment and looked seriously at Lincoln

>They stared at each other for a few seconds
>Seconds that felt way too long for both of them
>For Lincoln because Luan's leg was still painfully resting on tio of his bladder
>And for Luan because she was having trouble coming up with a perfect pun for the unexpected occasion
>"So, get off of-"
>"I PEETY YOU LINC!" Luan interrupted him
>"No, no Luan, that was awful...BLADDERn't you glad I'm not recording this Linc? No, awful again. C'mon Luan!" one could almost see fumes coming out of the girl's head as she tried to come up with something
>"Luan, please, I'm really almost-"
>"That's kind of rude Lincoln, interrupting someone when they're trying to think of a joke!"
>"But..."
>"Also, it wasn't very nice of you cheating on a bet!"
>"I know, I'm sorry Luan, but I..."
>"Yes! I'd even say you deserve some kind of punishment for it"
>"What? Stop joking Luan, get off of me!"
>Luan's serious look turned into a threatening one
>"I'll NEVER stop joking! And you know what? I'm not letting you go either!"
>"What?! Come oooon" Lincoln started thrashing in a desperate attempt to free himself
>Luan shifted her position - she turned around, facing away from Lincoln
>The girl now held his arms with her knees
>Before pinning down his legs, Luan removed Lincoln's pants
>"Are you crazy? Stop it!"
>Luan ignored the boy's pleads and resumed to tickle him
>This time she'd also press on his belly
>Lincoln couldn't free himself, and all his efforts only made his need to pee worse
>"Wow, i-is it growing?" Luan noticed Lincoln's penis shifting in his underwear
>"Are you enjoying this? What a perv Linc! Or should I call you Mr. Coconuts? Because that's some wood you got there haha"
>Lincoln tried to look at the situation, but when he lifted his head all he could see was Luan's butt right in front of his face
>Her skirt even let some of her underwear to be seen
>Lincoln was focused on not urinating himself, but that tad bit of white cotton fabric threw him off
>"Luan, I..."

>Taking the hint, Luan quickly pulled down Lincoln's underwear
>His erect member now exposed in front of her
>"Luan... I can't hold it"
>She leaned forward, staring at his member and remaining still for a moment
>Then she finally got it
>The joke she'd been waiting for since her brother said he wanted to pee
>The pun she needed to make, the perfect wordplay for the situation
>"You better hold it in Linc, otherwise URINE a lot of trouble when I tell Dad! Haha, get it?"
>Luan's joke was received with a strong stream of pee straight to her face
>Lincoln's erection made his muscles push the liquid out with great force
>Her brother's pee hit her hard
>The girl still had her mouth open
>Some reflected on her teeth and braces, but Luan could taste the yellow liquid
>The stench invaded her nostrils
>Her senses were overwhelmed by this strange sensation
>Lincoln's urine continued to drench his sister, coming down her neck and down her chest
>At this point, she instinctively moved back a little and ended up with her backside completely on top of Lincoln's face
>The boy was being smothered, but he didn't notice at first
>The pleasure of relieving himself was all that was going through his mind
>Only when he felt the stream slowing down to a halt he realized he couldn't breathe
>A soaked Luan was accidentally suffocating him
>She was now sitting on his face, unaware of it
>The shock of being peed on was still too much
>Urine dripped down her chest all the way to her belly
>Luan only noticed her brother underneath her when he started tapping on her
>She got up, still confused about the situation
>"W-well then, clean this mess up! I'm...I'm going to take a shower..."
>Lincoln stared at Luan, red with embarrassment
>Seeing the boy like this gave Luan some of her confidence back
>Enough so she could get out with a joke
>"Hope this time isn't a GOLDEN shower. Haha, get it?"
>Lincoln laughed as his sister walked out of the room, leaving a trail of pee behind her