A conversation I just had.


Me: Huh. Girls who swallow semen regularly, at least one two twice a week, reduce their risk of breast cancer by 40%.

Her: Lol there is no way that is true. There would be no reason for it. Maybe something in the male DNA? Males have a much lower rate of breast cancer overall right? They have to lol hmm interesting

Me: What do you mean there's no reason for it? There are thousands of ways it could be true.

Her: Explain one.

Me: Maybe girls who are more sexually active have lower rates od depression,and depression releases cancer triggering hormones?

Me: Maybe girls who are low in zinc and protein have higher chances of cancer?

Her: Ah thats true!

Me: Sperm actually has antidepressant properties in a similar but different way than chocolate.

Her: Eh id go with mineral deficency before that

Me: I wouldn't. Stress causes heart disease, reduced immune system reactions, skin diseases too.

Me: Did you know people with cancer run a greater risk of death if they are clinically depressed?

Me: The chemical signals of the brain regulare the strength of our bodies and their ability to prevent cancer. I wouldn't take the antidepressant properties of sperm so lightly.

Her: Lol wow. Schooled

Me: The body is weird. Depression leads to serotonin deficiency which leads to blood clots. Its like when you say "I wish I were dead" your brain is already on it.

Me: So the lesson here is to drink lots of cum and be happy about it, Amanda.

Her: Amanda ..?

Me: Ah shit.