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Dec 28th, 2022
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  1. Username: Awkward_King
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  3. Album: Death Of A Bachelor: if i may be vulnerable for a moment: seeing the hate this album has been receiving and the averages it's been getting have baffled me to no end, in fact to the point i had to message roxie and ask if i was missing something skjddskj. something like drag rate getting low averages i understand, the rate was very camp, a lot of bad singers and trashy pop, it made sense to me. now i may be very naive but like.... this is a good album?? like I DONT UNDERSTAND THE ALBUM BOPS IT WAS BACK WHEN BRENDON URIE COULD SING AND HE STILL HAD GOOD LYRICS IN HIM LIKE!?!?!?!?!?!??!???!?!?!
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  5. Victorious: 9.5 he ended the show with this when i saw him and that was so true tbh
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  7. Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time: 10 i miss being 13 and watching the "but i make these high heels work" concert compilations on my phone in bed at 11pm with no concept of what the word problematic means
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  9. Hallelujah: 8.5 this just reminds me of a friend who was obsessed with this song. actually the same friend who got be into big and chunky.
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  11. Emperor's New Clothes: 9 honestly i feel like if you trace back my love of horror as a genre it might be to this video...
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  13. Death of a Bachelor: 10 "smile even though you're sad" i am trying brendon believe me
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  15. Crazy=Genius: 11 i do not care one bit this song is incredible. bops so hard, fun off the wall but still sensical lyrics. thought provoking subject matter. he fathered here
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  17. LA Devotee: 10 i want nothing more than for this to slumber party
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  19. Golden Days: 10 i love music
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  21. The Good, the Bad and the Dirty: 7.5 this is fine but even fine on this album is legendary and never done before
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  23. House of Memories: 9 never being able to rate panics first four albums is going to upset me for the rest of my life
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  25. Impossible Year: 10 this is CINEMA. PRODUCTION. his SORROW. he's PERFORMING. MUSIC!!!! REAL MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  27. Album: American Beauty/American Psycho
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  29. Irresistible: 3 patrick stump has such an iconic voice but why does it sound like that
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  31. American Beauty/American Psycho: 10 this is genuinely the peak of lyricism like is taking two titles of 2000 best picture contenders to parallel each other corny? NO, its genius actually.
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  33. Centuries: 5 lets give it a few more years...
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  35. The Kids Aren't Alright: 8.5 chloe x halle rate please
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  37. Uma Thurman: 10 SHE WANTS TO DANCE LIKE MAYA HAWKE
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  39. Jet Pack Blues: 4 my funny isnt screwed on today roxie im sorry
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  41. Novocaine: 9.5 this rate is going to destroy any faith i had left in popheads i can just tell
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  43. Fourth of July: 4 these lyrics are so corny omg i bet this would be so fun to unironically defend
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  45. Favorite Record: 6.5
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  47. Immortals: 10
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  49. Twin Skeleton's (Hotel in NYC): 9 not rhyming city with pretty was so genius of them
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  51. Album: Blurryface
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  53. Heavydirtysoul: 9 best white rapper since *checks notes* macklemore
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  55. Stressed Out: 10 i dont think any song better captures the 2015 emo kid slouched back black nails long sleeves long hair undiagnosed mental problems energy than this
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  57. Ride: 7.5 white people doing reggae is like roxie doing an indie rate. it shouldn't happen but sometimes the circumstances are dire enough
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  59. Fairly Local: 2 everyone who gives a low average this rate:
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  61. Tear in My Heart: 10 BUT MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS YOUR FACE!
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  63. Lane Boy: 7 i laughed at rona every time he called this album reggae completely forgetting about these songs and this is my formal apology
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  65. The Judge: 3.5 is vance joy related to anya taylor joy
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  67. Doubt: 1 one thing i should never be in an emo rate is bored
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  69. Polarize: 0 tyler joseph originated the language of szanese on this one
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  71. We Don't Believe What's on TV: 10 vance joy if he wasnt given enough attention as a kid
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  73. Message Man: 6.5 me whenever i have to host a rate
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  75. Hometown: 5
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  77. Not Today: 10 god i miss when i could think this was good and not feel guilty about it
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  79. Goner: 7 this is the only real emo song in the rate which kinda sends
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  81. Album: Suicide Squad
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  83. Twenty One Pilots - Heathens: 9 thinking about the lukeisnotsexy parody of this called "vegans".,, i miss 2010s british youtube
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  85. Panic! at the Disco - Bohemian Rhapsody: 1 oh my god he literally cant sing in this im ctfu
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