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- Username: Awkward_King
- Album: Death Of A Bachelor: if i may be vulnerable for a moment: seeing the hate this album has been receiving and the averages it's been getting have baffled me to no end, in fact to the point i had to message roxie and ask if i was missing something skjddskj. something like drag rate getting low averages i understand, the rate was very camp, a lot of bad singers and trashy pop, it made sense to me. now i may be very naive but like.... this is a good album?? like I DONT UNDERSTAND THE ALBUM BOPS IT WAS BACK WHEN BRENDON URIE COULD SING AND HE STILL HAD GOOD LYRICS IN HIM LIKE!?!?!?!?!?!??!???!?!?!
- Victorious: 9.5 he ended the show with this when i saw him and that was so true tbh
- Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time: 10 i miss being 13 and watching the "but i make these high heels work" concert compilations on my phone in bed at 11pm with no concept of what the word problematic means
- Hallelujah: 8.5 this just reminds me of a friend who was obsessed with this song. actually the same friend who got be into big and chunky.
- Emperor's New Clothes: 9 honestly i feel like if you trace back my love of horror as a genre it might be to this video...
- Death of a Bachelor: 10 "smile even though you're sad" i am trying brendon believe me
- Crazy=Genius: 11 i do not care one bit this song is incredible. bops so hard, fun off the wall but still sensical lyrics. thought provoking subject matter. he fathered here
- LA Devotee: 10 i want nothing more than for this to slumber party
- Golden Days: 10 i love music
- The Good, the Bad and the Dirty: 7.5 this is fine but even fine on this album is legendary and never done before
- House of Memories: 9 never being able to rate panics first four albums is going to upset me for the rest of my life
- Impossible Year: 10 this is CINEMA. PRODUCTION. his SORROW. he's PERFORMING. MUSIC!!!! REAL MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Album: American Beauty/American Psycho
- Irresistible: 3 patrick stump has such an iconic voice but why does it sound like that
- American Beauty/American Psycho: 10 this is genuinely the peak of lyricism like is taking two titles of 2000 best picture contenders to parallel each other corny? NO, its genius actually.
- Centuries: 5 lets give it a few more years...
- The Kids Aren't Alright: 8.5 chloe x halle rate please
- Uma Thurman: 10 SHE WANTS TO DANCE LIKE MAYA HAWKE
- Jet Pack Blues: 4 my funny isnt screwed on today roxie im sorry
- Novocaine: 9.5 this rate is going to destroy any faith i had left in popheads i can just tell
- Fourth of July: 4 these lyrics are so corny omg i bet this would be so fun to unironically defend
- Favorite Record: 6.5
- Immortals: 10
- Twin Skeleton's (Hotel in NYC): 9 not rhyming city with pretty was so genius of them
- Album: Blurryface
- Heavydirtysoul: 9 best white rapper since *checks notes* macklemore
- Stressed Out: 10 i dont think any song better captures the 2015 emo kid slouched back black nails long sleeves long hair undiagnosed mental problems energy than this
- Ride: 7.5 white people doing reggae is like roxie doing an indie rate. it shouldn't happen but sometimes the circumstances are dire enough
- Fairly Local: 2 everyone who gives a low average this rate:
- Tear in My Heart: 10 BUT MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS YOUR FACE!
- Lane Boy: 7 i laughed at rona every time he called this album reggae completely forgetting about these songs and this is my formal apology
- The Judge: 3.5 is vance joy related to anya taylor joy
- Doubt: 1 one thing i should never be in an emo rate is bored
- Polarize: 0 tyler joseph originated the language of szanese on this one
- We Don't Believe What's on TV: 10 vance joy if he wasnt given enough attention as a kid
- Message Man: 6.5 me whenever i have to host a rate
- Hometown: 5
- Not Today: 10 god i miss when i could think this was good and not feel guilty about it
- Goner: 7 this is the only real emo song in the rate which kinda sends
- Album: Suicide Squad
- Twenty One Pilots - Heathens: 9 thinking about the lukeisnotsexy parody of this called "vegans".,, i miss 2010s british youtube
- Panic! at the Disco - Bohemian Rhapsody: 1 oh my god he literally cant sing in this im ctfu
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