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CURRENT glowingAuxiliatrix [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGA: Hello
-- CURRENT thesmuppetTestified [CTT] finishes mixing, but thinks he is missing something, but he cant seem to remember. . . --
CRG: Sssssssssssssssup
CGA: I Would Rather Enjoy Sharing Something
CGA: Oh Rose Dear You Have Heard This Tale Many Times Previously I Do Not Understand Why It Is That You Like To Hear About Me Voiding Myself Into The Kindhearted Jade But If That Is What You Want To Hear I Will Regale You Once Again With The Experience Jade Had Come To Me With An Avid Interest In My Experiences In Frog Breeding With Karkat Despite Knowing That The Time For Breeding D
Since Passed Us I Sat The Two Of Us Down In My Hive And Prepared A Traditional Alternian Beverage Comparable To Your Human Tea She Quite Enjoyed The Taste I Recall And The Two Of Us Consumed Quite A Large Amount In The Midst Of Explaining The Process Of Checking The Amphibians I Felt A Rather Annoying Stirring In My Internal Liquid Sack And Expressed Such Discomfort To The Jade She Appe
Amused And I Could Not Help But Be Embarrassed But As I Stood To Visit The Load Gaper Jade Stood As Well And Extended Her Hands Out To Keep Me In Place At This Point I Was In Need Of The Facilities Rather Badly And Told Jade As Such But She Merely Giggled At Me And Reached Towards My Skirt As You Know I Would Never Have Allowed What Transpired If I Had Known Her Intentions However She S
Vulnerable State And Exposed My Genitals It Was Interesting To See The Surprise On Her Face When She Noted I Was In Possession Of A Bone Bulge But I Digress After A Few Moments She Seemed Even More Excited As Brought Herself Down To Her Knees Before Me And Began To Cradle My Bone Bulge Not Unlike The Way You Do Rose Her Hands Were Very Soft As She Stroked Me And I Do Admit It Was Very N
CCG banned CGA from responding to memo.
CURRENT glowingAuxiliatrix [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGA: Oh Rose Dear You Have Heard This Tale Many Times Previously I Do Not Understand Why It Is That You Like To Hear About Me Voiding Myself Into The Kindhearted Jade But If That Is What You Want To Hear I Will Regale You Once Again With The Experience Jade Had Come To Me With An Avid Interest In My Experiences In Frog Breeding With Karkat Despite Knowing That The Time For Breeding D
Since Passed Us I Sat The Two Of Us Down In My Hive And Prepared A Traditional Alternian Beverage Comparable To Your Human Tea She Quite Enjoyed The Taste I Recall And The Two Of Us Consumed Quite A Large Amount In The Midst Of Explaining The Process Of Checking The Amphibians I Felt A Rather Annoying Stirring In My Internal Liquid Sack And Expressed Such Discomfort To The Jade She Appe
Amused And I Could Not Help But Be Embarrassed But As I Stood To Visit The Load Gaper Jade Stood As Well And Extended Her Hands Out To Keep Me In Place At This Point I Was In Need Of The Facilities Rather Badly And Told Jade As Such But She Merely Giggled At Me And Reached Towards My Skirt As You Know I Would Never Have Allowed What Transpired If I Had Known Her Intentions However She S
CCG banned CGA from responding to memo: [OK THEN.].
?TT: ...Pardon?
CTT: . . .
CTT: What the actual fuck was that spewed out.
?TT: I believe this Kanaya is unaware that I am not a Lesbian and am in a committed relationship with John.
CCG: OR YOU KNOW
CTT: Hmph. I bet you are right.
CCG: THAT WASN'T KANAYA AT ALL.
CCG: CONSIDERING LAST TIME I CHECKED KANAYA WASN'T A SHITBRAINED IDIOT WHO SHARED HER STUPID, GROSS-OUT FICTION WITH THE OPEN PUBLIC.
CTT: You could also be right, both of your theories are equally valid. Not mutually exclusive, because fuck that.
CGG: its not gross!
CGG: Oh Rose Dear You Have Heard This Tale Many Times Previously I Do Not Understand Why It Is That You Like To Hear About Me Voiding Myself Into The Kindhearted Jade But If That Is What You Want To Hear I Will Regale You Once Again With The Experience Jade Had Come To Me With An Avid Interest In My Experiences In Frog Breeding With Karkat Despite Knowing That The Time For Breeding Duties
Since Passed Us I Sat The Two Of Us Down In My Hive And Prepared A Traditional Alternian Beverage Comparable To Your Human Tea She Quite Enjoyed The Taste I Recall And The Two Of Us Consumed Quite A Large Amount In The Midst Of Explaining The Process Of Checking The Amphibians I Felt A Rather Annoying Stirring In My Internal Liquid Sack And Expressed Such Discomfort To The Jade She Appeared A
Amused And I Could Not Help But Be Embarrassed But As I Stood To Visit The Load Gaper Jade Stood As Well And Extended Her Hands Out To Keep Me In Place At This Point I Was In Need Of The Facilities Rather Badly And Told Jade As Such But She Merely Giggled At Me And Reached Towards My Skirt As You Know I Would Never Have Allowed What Transpired If I Had Known Her Intentions However She Surpris
CGG ceased responding to memo.
-- ??? kidSamus [?KS] sleeping in morph ball mode --
-- ??? kidSamus [?KS] Zzzzzzz --
-- ??? tendrilledTherapeutist [?TT] Still really tempted to use Samus as a soccer ball. --
CCC made MO an OP.
CAA ceased responding to memo.
CTG: ((  ))
-- CURRENT thesmuppetTestified [CTT] finishes fake blood, and presents it to his older self --
-- CURRENT thesmuppetTestified [CTT] sees ball. --
-- PAST tipsyGbnostlgic [PTG] ??? wasn't I cuddling that jade --
-- PAST tipsyGbnostlgic [PTG] ??? confused --
-- FUTURE tacitTatterdemalion [FTT] dips a finger in, testing the consistancy before popping it in his mouth --
FTT: ....Sufficient.
CTT: Crap. I'm missing something, arent I.
-- PAST tipsyGbnostlgic [PTG] sits up and pushes the blanket off --
PTG: hey
PTG: davesprite
FTT: Actual blood.
FTT: Sacrifice a goat.
CTT: And we have that stored here?
FTT: Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, etc.
CTT: I'll get dave's goat.
FTT: Yes.
CTG: rude
FTT: I'll go draw the pentagram.
CCG: DON'T DO THAT SHIT IN HERE.
-- FUTURE tacitTatterdemalion [FTT] takes out some chalk --
CTG: snrk
CTT: Dave, get the candles.
CCG: DO IT ON YOUR OWN DAMNED TURF.
FTT: Someone bring me my sword.
-- CURRENT cancerGeneticist [CCG] rubs his temples. --
CTG: i dont want to get wax on karkats nice floor
CTT: We have a table.
FTT: We can lay down like some. Fucking sheets or something.
CURRENT caetariusConspirator [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCC: ...
FTT: I have spare smuppet fabric around.
CCC: water they even doin
CTT: Better.
FTT: The dark lord will be pleased.
CCG: I LITERALLY JUST SAID TO GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH WHATEVER RITUAL YOU'RE DOING.
CCG: KNOCK IT OFF.
FTT: Hail Satan.
?TT: ((Wait, I know that Jade, she often tries to god mod me into a lesbian relationship with her. But she always comes on when I'm asleep so it's hilarious))
?TT: ...
-- ??? tendrilledTherapeutist [?TT] browpinch --
-- CURRENT thesmuppetTestified [CTT] tries to suppress his laughter as he prepares the shit --
-- FUTURE tacitTatterdemalion [FTT] he looks serious, but he's just dicking around --
CCG: ((WELL SHE'S BANNED NOW, SO NO MORE WORRIES FOR WHICH SHE COMES IN HERE))
CCC: what satan
CCC: wait
CCC: i forgot
CCC: i dont give a ship
CCG: IT'S A DARK ENTITY, A DEMON OR SOMETHING
CCG: SO IT'S PRETTY UNCOOL.
CTT: Nobody.
CCC: seariously
CCG: LAST TIME SOMEONE DECIDED TO SELL US OUT TO A DEMON SEVERAL PEOPLE GOT KILLED IN THE PROCESS.
FTT: No way man, Satan was boss.
CCC: dont give a ship
?TT: You know, there was once a time during my "edgy teenager phase" that I showed an unhealthy interest in the lovecraftian great old ones.
CCG banned FTT, CTT from responding to memo.
CTT: Oh shit.
?TT: Guess where that led me too?
CCG: YOU ALL DONE HERE?
CCG: I THINK YOU ARE.
CCC: i am finding it impossibubble to dredge up anything similar to a ship
CTT: I will be banned in a few years from this memo.
FUTURE tacitTatterdemalion [FTT] 1025 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FTT: Hahahaha.
FTT: Alright, alright.
CTT: And yes.
FTT: Chill, man.
CTT: Why do we have to be complicit in this self fulfilling shit again.
?TT: Remember that Tzeentchian greater Daemon who would try to sucker in people here to use the power of Chaos to aid in their sessions?
CTT: What.
FTT: Yes.
CCG: LORDS HAVE MERCY, ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL WALK IN AND EVERYONE WILL HAVE TENTACLES.
FTT: Good times.
CCC: ...
CCC: gross
CCG: WHO, THE TOOL WITH INFERIORITY ISSUES?
?TT: There was a Lord of Change who visited here before.
CCG: OH WAIT, THAT'S LIKE NEARLY EVERYONE.
CCG: WHATEVER.
?TT: Apparently Tzeentch stuck him with fringe operations in the warp equivalent of the ass end of nowhere.
CTT: /ne listens to stories he may or may not be a part of in the future.
CTT: ((shit)
FTT: Rudde, man.
FTT: That Tzeentch, man.
-- CURRENT thesmuppetTestified [CTT] listens to stories he may be complicit in. --
-- PAST tipsyGbnostlgic [PTG] just lies back down on the couch and covers herself in the blanket. meh --
CTT: Any other big ass weirdos to note who came here.
CCC: nope
?TT: Godzilla occasionally drops by.
?TT: As does the Hulk.
CCC: .....
CCC: godzilla you say
FTT: These things happen.
CCC: nubs
CCC: did you lie to me when you said he was fake
CTT: The Hulk.
CTT: John told me about one time with the hulk here.
CURRENT gastronomicalGumption [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGG: Hello!
CTT: Hey.
CURRENT godZilla [CGZ] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT godZilla [CGZ] emerges from the pool in all his hundred meter tall glory --
CGZ: SKREEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKK!!!!!
CTG: (( WOW that text is way too bright ))
CTT: You were watching a movie with him Rose?
CCC: ((im just))
CGG: I would just like to say... Fuck the mods. Especially you, mageOfvoid
CGG: Jade Harley plans to serve her drunken friend a fine mixed drink. A good, horrid half being whatever toe jam she was able to scrape out from between her sticky, salty toes and under her nails. Once her glass is a quarter done, bottom coated in greasy, yellow slime, she repeats her foul actions with another glass and another foot. The next step will take some time, so she may as well set t
concoctions under a lamp of sorts, getting them nice and rancid as the islander goes for a jog. Returning, say... an hour later, the Witch has worked up a shimmering sheen of sweat upon her skin. Taking a glass in one hand as the other holds one particularly smelly foot, one that gives off a putrid, rancid aroma that permeates every single pore of her foot, Jade slides the rim of the glass ag
CGG ceased responding to memo.
CURRENT tinTechnopath [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTT: Jade Harley begins to stretch out from her hefty, hot “nest” of blankets and pillows that she calls a bed, arms reaching for the high hung ceiling as legs put a plan into action, pressing out to the edges of her divan with wild, tenacious glee. They fail horrendously, and thusly remain trapped by tendons, muscles and fibers to the main body. But Jade knows how to compromise, and soon slips
prison of comfort and rest. Taking a few shabby steps to the center of her room, dry, dirty feet meet cold wood, while a shiver races up the islander’s spine. Standing there, nude as the day she was… Ok so she was born in a diaper… Nude as the first time she was nude; Jade begins to take in long, deep breaths through her nose, the musky, heavy scent of love in the air. Her right arm moves out in
out to the left as its twin makes a grab for it, catching the elbow with the joint of its own. She pulls the arm close to her chest, mashing it into her petite, perky breasts. Both arms fall fast before rising up just as quickly, positions shifted in an instant. Once that first exercise has been done, the Witch places a hand on her hips, the left this time, her right thrusting out to the side. She twi
CTT ceased responding to memo.
CURRENT tinTechnopath [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTT: Jade Harley begins to stretch out from her hefty, hot “nest” of blankets and pillows that she calls a bed, arms reaching for the high hung ceiling as legs put a plan into action, pressing out to the edges of her divan with wild, tenacious glee. They fail horrendously, and thusly remain trapped by tendons, muscles and fibers to the main body. But Jade knows how to compromise, and soon slips
CGZ ceased responding to memo.
prison of comfort and rest. Taking a few shabby steps to the center of her room, dry, dirty feet meet cold wood, while a shiver races up the islander’s spine. Standing there, nude as the day she was… Ok so she was born in a diaper… Nude as the first time she was nude; Jade begins to take in long, deep breaths through her nose, the musky, heavy scent of love in the air. Her right arm moves out in
out to the left as its twin makes a grab for it, catching the elbow with the joint of its own. She pulls the arm close to her chest, mashing it into her petite, perky breasts. Both arms fall fast before rising up just as quickly, positions shifted in an instant. Once that first exercise has been done, the Witch places a hand on her hips, the left this time, her right thrusting out to the side. She twi
motion, back popping a few times, muscles stretching in preparation for the day ahead. She swaps her hand on the return, flowing right into the next motion. She keeps this up for a minute or two, until stilling herself. Her nimble, resourceful hands make their way to Jade’s toned, brown booty, pelvis pushing out as she leans back, getting a few more pops out from between her vertebrae. Now, it’s t
CTT ceased responding to memo.