Nitta Hirona Episodes

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1: The Type I'm No Good With

Mimi: Hirona-onee-san! Come play with Mimi-!
Hirona: ......Sigh, this again. [muttered]
Mimi: Huh? Maybe she didn't hear me? Are your ears feeling stuffed up? Hey, Hirona-onee-san?
Hirona: ...I can hear youuu.
Mimi: I'm glad you can hear me then!
Hirona: (.........Sigh. Because of Kagami-san, I haven't been able to do things according to plan lately.)
Mimi: Hey hey hey hey! Come play with Mimi, Hirona-onee-san!
Hirona: .........
Hirona: (Why exactly is she so attached to me... It's not like I did anything with her... Hmm.)
Hirona: ...I have an aradama suppression mission today, so we can't play.
Mimi: Really? That's too bad...
Mimi: Then, when'll we get to play, Hirona-onee-san!
Hirona: ...It's hard to sayyy.
Hirona: (...Though, I don't think that day is ever cominggg.)

Mimi: Hirona-onee-san, let's make sure to play tomorrow!
Hirona: (......She's even doing this in the dormmms?)
Hirona: ...Kagami-san, do you not have friends?
Mimi: Huh? I do?
Hirona: ...Then I think it would be better if you left me alone and played with them.
Mimi: You're my friend too, Hirona-onee-san, so it's all alright!
Mimi: And anyway, you can just call me Mimi, Hirona-onee-san!
Hirona: ......No thank youuu.
Mimi: Why not!?
Hirona: (...Because if I'm looking after you, my efficiency will go down.)
Hirona: (I don't want to get any less efficient... I'll alter my routine tomorrow so I won't run into Kagami-san.)

Hirona: Yawn............
Hirona: I might have woken up too early after allll.
Mimi: But it feels great waking up early, doesn't it!
Hirona: .........
Hirona: Do you normally eat breakfast at this time, Kagami-san?
Mimi: Nope.
Mimi: I just had a feeling you'd be here right now, Hirona-onee-san!
Hirona: Ugh...
Hirona: (Is it on instinnnct...? I have a sort of bad feeling about this...)

Mimi: Fooound you, Hirona-onee-san!
Hirona: ...Kagami-san, your voice is too loud.
Hirona: (I thought that I wouldn't see her if I adjusted my time in the library...)
Hirona: Why did you think I would be here?
Mimi: When you weren't in the classroom, I just looked everywhere around school.
Hirona: ...Didn't you think I could have gone home early?
Mimi: Nope! Cause, you're Hirona-onee-san after all!
Hirona: (......That's not a reasonnn.)
Hirona: (Still... Kagami-san's impulsiveness is completely outside my ability to plan around.)
Hirona: (......Instead of being indirect, it might be faster to to say it straight here.)
Hirona: ...Kagami-san. Please don't come up to me anymore. You're bothering me.
Mimi: Yeah, I hear that a lot! Like, Mimi, you're a little troublemaker!
Hirona: ......Didn't I say you were bothering me?
Mimi: But, I still like you, Hirona-onee-san, so I'm gonna come see you!
Hirona: ......
Hirona: (Calling it "innocence" sounds better, but... this girl just doesn't listen to people...)
Hirona: ...Sigh. Fine then, do what you want.
Mimi: You mean it!?
Hirona: ...Trying to get rid of you was less efficient.
Mimi: Hooray! Then, starting today, call me Mimi!
Hirona: ......
Hirona: ......No thank youuu.



2: The Four of Us Shopping

On a day off...

Kiyoka: Our goal today is... to pick out clothes for Nitta-san!
Mihono/Yui: Yeah-!
Hirona: ......Yeah-.
Mihono: What kind of clothes do you think would look good on Hirona?
Kiyoka: I get the feeling anything would work on her. She could wear something cool or something cute just fine.
Yui: The more lightly dressed the better!
Kiyoka: That's rejected.
Yui: ...Awww.
Mihono: Ahaha!
Mihono: Hmm, which would look good on Hirona... Ah, I bet Kohime'd like this one!
Mihono: I'm going to go buy it real quick!
Yui: You're totally in love with Kohime-chan, aren't you, Mihono-chan! It's so precious it hurts though!
Hirona: ......It sure is.
Mihono: I'm back-. Okay, so what should we do?
Kiyoka: I want to have a short strategy meeting first, so how about we find something to eat?
Yui: Like crepes?
Kiyoka: Crepes...
Yui: What's wrong, Kiyoka-chan?
Kiyoka: I've been a little worried about my waistline recently... You know, it'll be summer soon, and then...
Mihono: Ahh, cause of swimsuits.
Yui: But I'd still like you if your belly's a little soft, Kiyoka-chan.
Kiyoka: I don't care if you'd like it...
Yui: That's so mean!? But I like that too!!
Hirona: ...
Mihono: Ah, sorry, Hirona! We sort of got off-topic, didn't we.
Hirona: ...No, it's fun just listening to you three talk.
Mihono: ...Is it though?
Hirona: It is.
Mihono: (Still, we came to hang out with the four of us, so I want Hirona to be having a good time too.)
Mihono: (Okay, I'll come up with something for Hirona to talk about!)
Hirona: ...

Hirona: ...Ah, Musumi-san. I really like that outfit thereee.
Kiyoka: Oh, it's so cute. I think I like it a lot too.
Yui: You two should try it on! I'll be waiting for you!
Hirona: ...But you're planning on peeping, aren't youuu?
Yui: She found me out!?
Mihono: Wait, huh!? Hirona naturally worked her way into the conversation!?
Hirona: ...What do you take me for? I know the flow of your conversations, so I can join in.
Hirona: ...Actually, Asakura-san, were you thinking of looking out for meee?
Mihono: ...You noticed?
Hirona: It seemed like something you'd dooo. But changing the flow of the conversation would leave odd pauses, so isn't that less efficient?
Hirona: That's why I tried joining in now and thennn.
Mihono: Then you could've just joined in from the start!?
Hirona: Sorrrry about that. Even when I wasn't talking, the conversation was still moving smoothly, sooo.
Mihono: ...Does anybody ever tell you you're strange, Hirona?
Hirona: ...How did you knowww? For some reason, I get told that sometimes.
Mihono: No, I think the reason's pretty clear!



3: My Hero

Yuuki: Hirona-san, are you busy later?
Hirona: ......I'm availableee.
Yuuki: Then, let's make an appointment to go shopping in half an hour!
Hirona: Okaaay.
Akira: ...

That evening...

Akira: Yo, Hirona.
Hirona: .........Oh, Akira-san. Did you need somethiiing?
Akira: You go along with whatever Yuuki asks you, don't you.
Hirona: I do?
Akira: Yeah.
Akira: But you're all about efficiency. And you actually had some plans today, didn't you?
Hirona: I did, but Yuuki-san took higher priority.
Akira: Hmm.
Akira: I never asked, but, did something happen between you and Yuuki?
Hirona: Something with... Yuuki-saaan?

Hitakami Toji 1: Huh!? Nitta-san's in the same unit as us for this mission!?
Hitakami Toji 2: Didn't the last unit Nitta-san was part of break up after she stabbed them in the back?
Hirona: .........
Hirona: (......It's not like I turned on them because I wanted to stab them in the back.)
Hirona: (It was just more efficient that way... Though I doubt they would listen if I explained that.)
Hitakami Toji 1: Hey, Nitta-san.
Hirona: .........Yes?
Hitakami Toji 2: Do you think we could work separate from each other? So long as we suppress the aradama, it doesn't matter.
Hirona: .........
Hirona: Alriiight. That would be more efficient, wouldn't ittt.
Hitakami Toji 1: Thanks.
Hirona: (You don't have to sound so relieved... I wouldn't turn on anyone in a normal suppression assignment.)
Hirona: ...Well, I can do this more efficiently on my own thoughhh.

Hirona: [pant pant]...
Aradama: GYAAAAAAAAAAA!
Hirona: --! HAAHH!!
Aradama: GYOHHHHHHHHHH!
Hirona: .........More of them, againnn.
Hirona: (This is as hard as you'd expect... I wonder how those two are doing...)
Aradama: OOOOOOOOO!
Hirona: Kgh!?
Hirona: [pant pant]...
Hirona: This isn't the time to worry about others, is ittt..
Hirona: (I really won't be able to keep fighting any longer... I'd like to find some way of escaping, but...)
Hirona: ...The problem is, which do I go withhh.
Hirona: (If I stay here, things will only get worse...)
Hirona: All or nothing... Is that what it comes down tooo. Sigh, how inefficient...

Aradama: GUOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hirona: ...This was a bust, wasn't it.
Aradama: GAOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hirona: Grgh...!?
Aradama: GYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Hirona: (Is this it...!?)
Yuuki: HAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Yuuki: Are you okay!?
Hirona: ...Yuuki-san? Why are you here...?
Yuuki: When you were the only one who didn't come back, I asked the other two what happened, and they said you were acting on your own.
Yuuki: So I came looking for you.
Hirona: ...Thank you very much.

Hirona: ...And that's how it happened.
Akira: Huh, way to go, Yuuki.
Hirona: (......Well, that story should be enough to satisfy Akira-san-.)
Hirona: (Though, the truth is I owe her something much harder to repay... But that's not something I'd tell anyone.)



4: Determination

Aradama: GYAOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Toji A: The aradama are attacking!!
Toji B: Why're there so many aradama!? Wasn't this just a noro retrieval mission!?
Toji A: Worry about that later! We're pushing them back!
Hirona: .........
Toji C: Nitta-san! Quit spacing out and draw your okatana!
Hirona: ...Understoood.
Toji: ...Get ready, Nitta-san. Aradama... they won't go easy on you cause you're new!
Hirona: ...Got it.
Toji A: Here they come!

Hirona: Gh... Urkh...
Rescue Party: There's another toji collapsed over here!
Rescue Party: Hey, are you okay!?
Hirona: ......My body hurts.
Rescue Party: We'll get you to a hospital right away! Just hang in a little longer!
Hirona: ......What about my senpais?
Rescue Party: ...You had the least severe injuries.
Hirona: ......That's not efficient at all...

Hirona: ............
Hirona: .........Being hospitalized suuure is boring.
Miyako: In that case, mind if I borrow some of your time?
Hirona: .........You're my senpai, aren't you? Who are youuu?
Miyako: Sasano Miyako, from the research course. Good to meet you, Nitta-san.
Hirona: .........It's nice to meet you.
Hirona: ...Oh? Am I wrong, or is your left arm...
Miyako: It is. It happened... a long time ago.
Miyako: Your mission this time, it was difficult for you all, wasn't it.
Hirona: ......It was.
Miyako: The kind of thing you'd call inefficient, right?
Hirona: .........Yes. Actually, it's because nothing about that mission was efficient.
Hirona: ...Ah. Does that count as criticizing the head of the Origami family?
Miyako: Maybe. I think it'd be best not to say much about that.
Miyako: Though... It was interesting talking to you. Anyway, I'll see you around.
Hirona: ...Goodbye.
Hirona: ......What was that about, anyway?

Hirona: ...After being away from school for so long, I get called right away by the president. Sasano-san might have reported me.
Hirona: Excuse me.
Sana: You're here.
Miyako: It's been a while.
Hirona: .........
Hirona: Sasano-san, did you report meeee?
Miyako: If I had to say one way or the other, I guess I did?
Miyako: Though, it's not in a bad way.
Hirona: ...Ah, then you aren't mad at me. In that case, it's alllright.
Sana: She's a funny one.
Miyako: I thought you might like her. ...What do you think?
Sana: Sure, I don't see why not.
Sana: I'm going to get straight to the point... Nitta, do you want to join Mokusa?
Hirona: Mokusa?
Sana: Mokusa opposes Origami Yukari... It's an organization formed to oppose the revisionists led by Origami Yukari, with the intent of restoring okatana and toji to the state they should be.
Sana: Nobody's going to force you, but... You want to change the way things are now too, don't you, Nitta?
Sana: What do you say?
Hirona: ............
Hirona: Alright thennn.
Hirona: Toji being injured is inefficient, sooo. If it improves our situation, I'll joiiin.
Sana: ...I had a feeling you'd say that.
Sana: Nitta, there's somebody out there with similar opinions to yours. Do you want to go meet them now?
Hirona: With similar opinions to mine... I want to meet them. Could you tell me their name for nowww?
Sana: Sure. Her name is... Hitakami Makoto.



5: An Inefficient Method

Makoto: Have you finished preparing for your trip to Okinawa?
Hirona: ......Yeeep, I'm ready to go-. I have my summer clothes and swimsuit with meee.
Akira: Your swimsuit? You know you're not going there for fun, right?
Hirona: ...I know thaaat.
Hirona: But, I won't know what I'll need, and couldn't the target I'm observing say she wants to go to the beach?
Yuuki: This great aradama the Sword Administration Bureau is safeguarding... Her name was Kohime? Would great aradamas really be interested in things like going to the beach?
Makoto: If it were Tagitsuhime, surely she wouldn't.
Hirona: ...I think she might because of Asakura-san's influence. She became attached to Asakura-san.
Akira: Cause of Mihono then...
Akira: Damnit, now that Mihono's started showing those powers, I really don't want to be giving up somebody trustworthy.
Makoto: This observation mission in Okinawa is also something we could only leave to someone we can trust.
Hirona: ......
Hirona: ...Please leave Okinawa to meee.
Akira: I get all that, okay.
Akira: Ahh, fuck it! Things just can't go our way, can they!
Makoto: Akira-chan?
Akira: I'm going for a ride to clear my head!
Makoto: I suppose that's the end of that.
Yuuki: What are you going to do now, Makoto-nee-sama?
Makoto: I'm sure that Akira-chan will be back in time for dinner, so I'll get the food ready.
Makoto: Hirona-san, you should stay and eat with us today.
Hirona: ...Thank you very muuuch.
Hirona: It's the two of us now. What will you do, Yuuki-san?
Yuuki: I'm going to do my secret training. You should join me, Hirona-san!

Yuuki: HAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Hirona: ...
Hirona: (Once I'm in Okinawa... I won't be able to join Yuuki-san for a while.)
Yuuki: YAAAAAH!
Hirona: ...Oh, I lost, didn't I.
Yuuki: Hirona-san! Please stay focused! I have to... I have to train to be even stronger!
Yuuki: Please go another round with me!
Hirona: ...Okaaay.
Hirona: (If Yuuki-san wants to be stronger... Becoming a tamayori toji would be the efficient thing to do.)
Hirona: (But...)
Yuuki: YAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Hirona: Nh...
Hirona: That was a good strike just now.
Yuuki: You mean it!?
Hirona: ...I wouldn't want that, would I.
Yuuki: Hirona-san?
Hirona: ...Just talking to myseeelf.
Hirona: ...More importantly, let's go another round, before you forget the feeling of that strike.
Yuuki: Okay! If you'll have me!
Hirona: (It might be inefficient... but I think training like this is what's right for Yuuki-san.)



[Hirona Joins: Start]: Time For a Contest!

Yuuki: The three of us haven't gone on a mission for a while, have we, Akira-nee-sama, Hirona-san!
Akira: Yeah, now that you mention it, that's right.
Akira: It's mostly the same for me, but Hirona's not around a lot.
Hirona: ......
Hirona: Were you talking about meee?
Akira: You seriously move at your own beat, y'know that?
Yuuki: We were just saying, it's been a while since the three of us were on a mission together.
Hirona: ...I think you're right.
Hirona: But, it's mostly Akira-san's fault that I'm busy, isn't it-?
Akira: I'm just the one telling you your missions!
Hirona: Ehh, but there's missions from you too, aren't there?
Akira: They're not from me, they're from Makocchan!
Yuuki: That's just proof that they trust you! And I trust you too, of course!
Akira: That's how it is.
Hirona: ...It all depends on how you put it.
Hirona: Well, since Akira-san is here today, I'm going to take it easy. That'll be most efficient.
Akira: Quit trying to make things easy just for yourself!
Hirona: I'd like to save my energy for when it really matteeers.
Akira: Hahh!? Then I'm gonna work you whether you like it or not!
Akira: Yuuki, Hirona! We're making this a competition to see who gets the most aradama! Last place buys dinner!
Yuuki: We're competing!? Bring it on!		[Yuuki uses Akira's catchphrase]
Hirona: ...If Yuuki-san is fine with it, it's okay with me too.
Akira: No backing out then!
Akira: I'm not about to let you beat me, Yuuki! Hirona!
Yuuki: I won't lose either!
Hirona: ...
Akira: ORAAH! Onnne! Twooo! Threee!
Yuuki: HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Hirona: You two are working very hard.
Hirona: ...Then, I'll go at it efficiently too.



[Hirona Joins: End]: Fighting Efficiently

Hirona: ...The aradama readings sure are going away surprisingly quickly.
Hirona: Though...
Hirona: The biggest reading is this way.
Hirona: I don't think I'll be able to beat Akira-san in numbers, but I can hunt big game efficiently hereee.
Large Aradama: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Hirona: That's a big one-.
Hirona: Then...
Hirona: I'll just defeat you-.
Large Aradama: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Hirona: ...
Large Aradama: OOAA!?
Hirona: ...Are you surprised I avoided that? That slow attack won't hit me.
Large Aradama: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Hirona: HMPH-!!
Large Aradama: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Hirona: ...That's all there is to it. Now, I can go back.

Akira: Huhh!? You just got a single one!?
Hirona: Yes. Though, I beat the one that seemed strongest.
Yuuki: So Hirona-san was big game hunting!
Hirona: I worked hard efficientlyyy.
Akira: So you went for quality over quanity...? Damnit, what do we do now.
Yuuki: Nee-sama had quanity, Hirona-san had quality... Either way, I came in last.
Hirona: ...Judge, please decide. Which of us won?
Akira: ...Sigh. You're saying that cause you know how I am, aren't ya?
Akira: No matter how many weak aradama you beat, they're all just the same!
Hirona: Hooray-. In that case, you'll buy dinner for Yuuki-san and meee.
Akira: Hah!?
Yuuki: Hirona-san!? But I'm the one who came in last!?
Hirona: The one who came up with it didn't come in first, so it's the same as coming in last.
Akira: You've got some real nerve... No other way around it! You two eat whatever you want! It's on me!
Hirona: Got iiit. Fufu, let's have something tasty, Yuuki-san.